`— title: “Load scrute in R” output: html_document date: “2024-04-30” —

df = schrute::theoffice
print(df)
##      index season episode                   episode_name          director
## 1        1      1       1                          Pilot        Ken Kwapis
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## 1739  1739      2       1                    The Dundies      Greg Daniels
## 1740  1740      2       1                    The Dundies      Greg Daniels
## 1741  1741      2       1                    The Dundies      Greg Daniels
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## 1745  1745      2       1                    The Dundies      Greg Daniels
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## 1752  1752      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1753  1753      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1754  1754      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1840  1840      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1842  1842      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1845  1845      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1854  1854      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1901  1901      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1903  1903      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1908  1908      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1912  1912      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1915  1915      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1917  1917      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1918  1918      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1919  1919      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1920  1920      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1924  1924      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1928  1928      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1939  1939      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1940  1940      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1942  1942      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1943  1943      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1944  1944      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1945  1945      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1948  1948      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1957  1957      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1960  1960      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1961  1961      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1963  1963      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1965  1965      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1972  1972      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1973  1973      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1974  1974      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1975  1975      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1976  1976      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1977  1977      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1978  1978      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1979  1979      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1980  1980      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1995  1995      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 1996  1996      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 1998  1998      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 2000  2000      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2001  2001      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2002  2002      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2003  2003      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2004  2004      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2005  2005      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2006  2006      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2007  2007      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2008  2008      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2009  2009      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2010  2010      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2011  2011      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2012  2012      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2013  2013      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2014  2014      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2015  2015      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2016  2016      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2017  2017      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2018  2018      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2019  2019      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2020  2020      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2021  2021      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2022  2022      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2023  2023      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 2025  2025      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 2027  2027      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
## 2028  2028      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 2030  2030      2       2              Sexual Harassment        Ken Kwapis
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## 2635  2635      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2637  2637      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2680  2680      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2685  2685      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2694  2694      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2696  2696      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2699  2699      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2701  2701      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2702  2702      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2704  2704      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2705  2705      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2706  2706      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2711  2711      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2712  2712      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2713  2713      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2714  2714      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2724  2724      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2729  2729      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2730  2730      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2731  2731      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2732  2732      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2733  2733      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2734  2734      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2735  2735      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2736  2736      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2737  2737      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2738  2738      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2739  2739      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2740  2740      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2741  2741      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2743  2743      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2745  2745      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2748  2748      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2750  2750      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2764  2764      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2767  2767      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2768  2768      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2784  2784      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2788  2788      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2789  2789      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2812  2812      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2814  2814      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2815  2815      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2823  2823      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2824  2824      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2828  2828      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2832  2832      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2834  2834      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2835  2835      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2838  2838      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2840  2840      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2841  2841      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2842  2842      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2844  2844      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2847  2847      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2848  2848      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2849  2849      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2850  2850      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2889  2889      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2894  2894      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2897  2897      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2899  2899      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
## 2900  2900      2       5                      Halloween         Paul Feig
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## 2904  2904      2       6                      The Fight        Ken Kwapis
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## 5103  5103      2      14                     The Carpet  Victor Nelli Jr.
## 5104  5104      2      14                     The Carpet  Victor Nelli Jr.
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## 5364  5364      2      15                   Boys & Girls     Dennie Gordon
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## 8115  8115      3       4               Grief Counseling      Roger Nygard
## 8116  8116      3       4               Grief Counseling      Roger Nygard
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## 4598                                Mindy Kaling
## 4599                                Mindy Kaling
## 4600                                Mindy Kaling
## 4601                                Mindy Kaling
## 4602                                Mindy Kaling
## 4603                                Mindy Kaling
## 4604                                Mindy Kaling
## 4605                                Mindy Kaling
## 4606                                Mindy Kaling
## 4607                                Mindy Kaling
## 4608                                Mindy Kaling
## 4609                                Mindy Kaling
## 4610                                Mindy Kaling
## 4611                                Mindy Kaling
## 4612                                Mindy Kaling
## 4613                                Mindy Kaling
## 4614                                Mindy Kaling
## 4615                                Mindy Kaling
## 4616                                Mindy Kaling
## 4617                                Mindy Kaling
## 4618                                Mindy Kaling
## 4619                                Mindy Kaling
## 4620                                Mindy Kaling
## 4621                                Mindy Kaling
## 4622                                Mindy Kaling
## 4623                                Mindy Kaling
## 4624                                Mindy Kaling
## 4625                                Mindy Kaling
## 4626                                Mindy Kaling
## 4627                                Mindy Kaling
## 4628                                Mindy Kaling
## 4629                                Mindy Kaling
## 4630                                Mindy Kaling
## 4631                                Mindy Kaling
## 4632                                Mindy Kaling
## 4633                                Mindy Kaling
## 4634                                Mindy Kaling
## 4635                                Mindy Kaling
## 4636                                Mindy Kaling
## 4637                                Mindy Kaling
## 4638                                Mindy Kaling
## 4639                                Mindy Kaling
## 4640                                Mindy Kaling
## 4641                                Mindy Kaling
## 4642                                Mindy Kaling
## 4643                                Mindy Kaling
## 4644                                Mindy Kaling
## 4645                                Mindy Kaling
## 4646                                Mindy Kaling
## 4647                                Mindy Kaling
## 4648                                Mindy Kaling
## 4649                                Mindy Kaling
## 4650                                Mindy Kaling
## 4651                                Mindy Kaling
## 4652                                Mindy Kaling
## 4653                                Mindy Kaling
## 4654                                Mindy Kaling
## 4655                                Mindy Kaling
## 4656                                Mindy Kaling
## 4657                                Mindy Kaling
## 4658                                Mindy Kaling
## 4659                                Mindy Kaling
## 4660                                Mindy Kaling
## 4661                                Mindy Kaling
## 4662                                Mindy Kaling
## 4663                                Mindy Kaling
## 4664                                Mindy Kaling
## 4665                                Mindy Kaling
## 4666                                Mindy Kaling
## 4667                                Mindy Kaling
## 4668                                Mindy Kaling
## 4669                                Mindy Kaling
## 4670                                Mindy Kaling
## 4671                                Mindy Kaling
## 4672                                Mindy Kaling
## 4673                                Mindy Kaling
## 4674                                Mindy Kaling
## 4675                                Mindy Kaling
## 4676                                Mindy Kaling
## 4677                                Mindy Kaling
## 4678                                Mindy Kaling
## 4679                                Mindy Kaling
## 4680                                Mindy Kaling
## 4681                                Mindy Kaling
## 4682                                Mindy Kaling
## 4683                                Mindy Kaling
## 4684                                Mindy Kaling
## 4685                                Mindy Kaling
## 4686                                Mindy Kaling
## 4687                                Mindy Kaling
## 4688                                Mindy Kaling
## 4689                                Mindy Kaling
## 4690                                Mindy Kaling
## 4691                                Mindy Kaling
## 4692                                Mindy Kaling
## 4693                                Mindy Kaling
## 4694                                Mindy Kaling
## 4695                                Mindy Kaling
## 4696                                Mindy Kaling
## 4697                                Mindy Kaling
## 4698                                Mindy Kaling
## 4699                                Mindy Kaling
## 4700                                Mindy Kaling
## 4701                                Mindy Kaling
## 4702                                Mindy Kaling
## 4703                                Mindy Kaling
## 4704                                Mindy Kaling
## 4705                                Mindy Kaling
## 4706                                Mindy Kaling
## 4707                                Mindy Kaling
## 4708                                Mindy Kaling
## 4709                                Mindy Kaling
## 4710                                Mindy Kaling
## 4711                                Mindy Kaling
## 4712                                Mindy Kaling
## 4713                                Mindy Kaling
## 4714                                Mindy Kaling
## 4715                                Mindy Kaling
## 4716                                Mindy Kaling
## 4717                                Mindy Kaling
## 4718                                Mindy Kaling
## 4719                                Mindy Kaling
## 4720                                Mindy Kaling
## 4721                                Mindy Kaling
## 4722                                Mindy Kaling
## 4723                                Mindy Kaling
## 4724                                Mindy Kaling
## 4725                                Mindy Kaling
## 4726                                Mindy Kaling
## 4727                                Mindy Kaling
## 4728                                Mindy Kaling
## 4729                                Mindy Kaling
## 4730                                Mindy Kaling
## 4731                                Mindy Kaling
## 4732                                Mindy Kaling
## 4733                                Mindy Kaling
## 4734                                Mindy Kaling
## 4735                                Mindy Kaling
## 4736                                Mindy Kaling
## 4737                                Mindy Kaling
## 4738                                Mindy Kaling
## 4739                                Mindy Kaling
## 4740                                Mindy Kaling
## 4741                                Mindy Kaling
## 4742                                Mindy Kaling
## 4743                                Mindy Kaling
## 4744                                Mindy Kaling
## 4745                                Mindy Kaling
## 4746                                Mindy Kaling
## 4747                                Mindy Kaling
## 4748                                Mindy Kaling
## 4749                                Mindy Kaling
## 4750                                Mindy Kaling
## 4751                                Mindy Kaling
## 4752                                Mindy Kaling
## 4753                                Mindy Kaling
## 4754                                Mindy Kaling
## 4755                                Mindy Kaling
## 4756                                Mindy Kaling
## 4757                                Mindy Kaling
## 4758                                Mindy Kaling
## 4759                                Mindy Kaling
## 4760                                Mindy Kaling
## 4761                                Mindy Kaling
## 4762                                Mindy Kaling
## 4763                                Mindy Kaling
## 4764                                Mindy Kaling
## 4765                                Mindy Kaling
## 4766                                Mindy Kaling
## 4767                                Mindy Kaling
## 4768                                Mindy Kaling
## 4769                                Mindy Kaling
## 4770                                Mindy Kaling
## 4771                                Mindy Kaling
## 4772                                Mindy Kaling
## 4773                                Mindy Kaling
## 4774                                Mindy Kaling
## 4775                                Mindy Kaling
## 4776                                Mindy Kaling
## 4777                                Mindy Kaling
## 4778                                Mindy Kaling
## 4779                                Mindy Kaling
## 4780                                Mindy Kaling
## 4781                                Mindy Kaling
## 4782                                Mindy Kaling
## 4783                                Mindy Kaling
## 4784                                Mindy Kaling
## 4785                                Mindy Kaling
## 4786                                Mindy Kaling
## 4787                                Mindy Kaling
## 4788                                Mindy Kaling
## 4789                                Mindy Kaling
## 4790                                Mindy Kaling
## 4791                                Mindy Kaling
## 4792                                Mindy Kaling
## 4793                                Mindy Kaling
## 4794                                Mindy Kaling
## 4795                                Mindy Kaling
## 4796                                Mindy Kaling
## 4797                                Mindy Kaling
## 4798                                Mindy Kaling
## 4799                                Mindy Kaling
## 4800                                Mindy Kaling
## 4801                                Mindy Kaling
## 4802                                Mindy Kaling
## 4803                                Mindy Kaling
## 4804                                Mindy Kaling
## 4805                                Mindy Kaling
## 4806                                Mindy Kaling
## 4807                                Mindy Kaling
## 4808                                Mindy Kaling
## 4809                                Mindy Kaling
## 4810                                Mindy Kaling
## 4811                                Mindy Kaling
## 4812                                Mindy Kaling
## 4813                                Mindy Kaling
## 4814                                Mindy Kaling
## 4815                                Mindy Kaling
## 4816                                Mindy Kaling
## 4817                                Mindy Kaling
## 4818                                Mindy Kaling
## 4819                                Mindy Kaling
## 4820                                Mindy Kaling
## 4821                                Mindy Kaling
## 4822                                Mindy Kaling
## 4823                                Mindy Kaling
## 4824                                Mindy Kaling
## 4825                                Mindy Kaling
## 4826                                Mindy Kaling
## 4827                                Mindy Kaling
## 4828                                Mindy Kaling
## 4829                                Mindy Kaling
## 4830                                Mindy Kaling
## 4831                                Mindy Kaling
## 4832                                Mindy Kaling
## 4833                                Mindy Kaling
## 4834                                Mindy Kaling
## 4835                                Mindy Kaling
## 4836                                Mindy Kaling
## 4837                                Mindy Kaling
## 4838                                Mindy Kaling
## 4839                                Mindy Kaling
## 4840                                Mindy Kaling
## 4841               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4842               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4843               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4844               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4845               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4846               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4847               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4848               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4849               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4850               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4851               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4852               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4853               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4854               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4855               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4856               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4857               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4858               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4859               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4860               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4861               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4862               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4863               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4864               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4865               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4866               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4867               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4868               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4869               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4870               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4871               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4872               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4873               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4874               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4875               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4876               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4877               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4878               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4879               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4880               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4881               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4882               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4883               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4884               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4885               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4886               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4887               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4888               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4889               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4890               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4891               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4892               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4893               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4894               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4895               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4896               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4897               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4898               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4899               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4900               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4901               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4902               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4903               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4904               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4905               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4906               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4907               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4908               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4909               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4910               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4911               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4912               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4913               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4914               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4915               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4916               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4917               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4918               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4919               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4920               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4921               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4922               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4923               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4924               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4925               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4926               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4927               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4928               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4929               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4930               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4931               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4932               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4933               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4934               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4935               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4936               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4937               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4938               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4939               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4940               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4941               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4942               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4943               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4944               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4945               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4946               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4947               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4948               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4949               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4950               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4951               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4952               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4953               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4954               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4955               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4956               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4957               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4958               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4959               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4960               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4961               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4962               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4963               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4964               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4965               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4966               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4967               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4968               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4969               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4970               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4971               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4972               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4973               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4974               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4975               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4976               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4977               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4978               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4979               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4980               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4981               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4982               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4983               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4984               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4985               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4986               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4987               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4988               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4989               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4990               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4991               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4992               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4993               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4994               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4995               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4996               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4997               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4998               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 4999               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5000               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5001               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5002               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5003               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5004               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5005               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5006               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5007               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5008               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5009               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5010               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5011               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5012               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5013               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5014               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5015               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5016               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5017               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5018               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5019               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5020               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5021               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5022               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5023               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5024               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5025               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5026               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5027               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5028               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5029               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5030               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5031               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5032               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5033               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5034               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5035               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5036               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5037               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5038               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5039               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5040               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5041               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5042               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5043               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5044               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5045               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5046               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5047               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5048               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5049               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5050               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5051               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5052               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5053               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5054               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5055               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5056               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5057               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5058               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5059               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5060               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5061               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5062               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5063               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5064               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5065               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5066               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5067               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5068               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5069               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5070               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5071               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5072               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5073               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5074               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5075               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5076               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5077               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5078               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5079               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5080               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5081               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5082               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5083               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5084               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5085               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5086               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5087               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5088               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5089               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5090               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5091               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5092               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5093               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5094               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5095               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5096               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5097               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5098               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5099               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5100               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5101               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5102               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 5103                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5104                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5105                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5106                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5107                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5108                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5109                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5110                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5111                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5112                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5113                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5114                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5115                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5116                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5117                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5118                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5119                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5120                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5121                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5122                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5123                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5124                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5125                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5126                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5127                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5128                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5129                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5130                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5131                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5132                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5133                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5134                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5135                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5136                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5137                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5138                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5139                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5140                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5141                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5142                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5143                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5144                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5145                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5146                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5147                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5148                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5149                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5150                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5151                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5152                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5153                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5154                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5155                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5156                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5157                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5158                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5159                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5160                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5161                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5162                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5163                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5164                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5165                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5166                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5167                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5168                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5169                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5170                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5171                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5172                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5173                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5174                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5175                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5176                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5177                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5178                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5179                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5180                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5181                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5182                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5183                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5184                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5185                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5186                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5187                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5188                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5189                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5190                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5191                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5192                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5193                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5194                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5195                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5196                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5197                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5198                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5199                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5200                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5201                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5202                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5203                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5204                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5205                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5206                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5207                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5208                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5209                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5210                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5211                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5212                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5213                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5214                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5215                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5216                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5217                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5218                            Paul Lieberstein
## 5219                            Paul Lieberstein
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## 7358                                Steve Carell
## 7359                                Steve Carell
## 7360                                Steve Carell
## 7361                                Steve Carell
## 7362                                Steve Carell
## 7363                                Steve Carell
## 7364                                Steve Carell
## 7365                                Steve Carell
## 7366                                Steve Carell
## 7367                                Steve Carell
## 7368                                Steve Carell
## 7369                                Steve Carell
## 7370                                Steve Carell
## 7371                                Steve Carell
## 7372                                Steve Carell
## 7373                                Steve Carell
## 7374                                Steve Carell
## 7375                                Steve Carell
## 7376                                Steve Carell
## 7377                                Steve Carell
## 7378                                Steve Carell
## 7379                                Steve Carell
## 7380                                Steve Carell
## 7381                                Steve Carell
## 7382                                Steve Carell
## 7383                                Steve Carell
## 7384                                Steve Carell
## 7385                                Steve Carell
## 7386                                Steve Carell
## 7387                                Steve Carell
## 7388                                Steve Carell
## 7389                                Steve Carell
## 7390                                Steve Carell
## 7391                                Steve Carell
## 7392                                Steve Carell
## 7393                                Steve Carell
## 7394                                Steve Carell
## 7395                                Steve Carell
## 7396                                Steve Carell
## 7397                                Steve Carell
## 7398                                Steve Carell
## 7399                                Greg Daniels
## 7400                                Greg Daniels
## 7401                                Greg Daniels
## 7402                                Greg Daniels
## 7403                                Greg Daniels
## 7404                                Greg Daniels
## 7405                                Greg Daniels
## 7406                                Greg Daniels
## 7407                                Greg Daniels
## 7408                                Greg Daniels
## 7409                                Greg Daniels
## 7410                                Greg Daniels
## 7411                                Greg Daniels
## 7412                                Greg Daniels
## 7413                                Greg Daniels
## 7414                                Greg Daniels
## 7415                                Greg Daniels
## 7416                                Greg Daniels
## 7417                                Greg Daniels
## 7418                                Greg Daniels
## 7419                                Greg Daniels
## 7420                                Greg Daniels
## 7421                                Greg Daniels
## 7422                                Greg Daniels
## 7423                                Greg Daniels
## 7424                                Greg Daniels
## 7425                                Greg Daniels
## 7426                                Greg Daniels
## 7427                                Greg Daniels
## 7428                                Greg Daniels
## 7429                                Greg Daniels
## 7430                                Greg Daniels
## 7431                                Greg Daniels
## 7432                                Greg Daniels
## 7433                                Greg Daniels
## 7434                                Greg Daniels
## 7435                                Greg Daniels
## 7436                                Greg Daniels
## 7437                                Greg Daniels
## 7438                                Greg Daniels
## 7439                                Greg Daniels
## 7440                                Greg Daniels
## 7441                                Greg Daniels
## 7442                                Greg Daniels
## 7443                                Greg Daniels
## 7444                                Greg Daniels
## 7445                                Greg Daniels
## 7446                                Greg Daniels
## 7447                                Greg Daniels
## 7448                                Greg Daniels
## 7449                                Greg Daniels
## 7450                                Greg Daniels
## 7451                                Greg Daniels
## 7452                                Greg Daniels
## 7453                                Greg Daniels
## 7454                                Greg Daniels
## 7455                                Greg Daniels
## 7456                                Greg Daniels
## 7457                                Greg Daniels
## 7458                                Greg Daniels
## 7459                                Greg Daniels
## 7460                                Greg Daniels
## 7461                                Greg Daniels
## 7462                                Greg Daniels
## 7463                                Greg Daniels
## 7464                                Greg Daniels
## 7465                                Greg Daniels
## 7466                                Greg Daniels
## 7467                                Greg Daniels
## 7468                                Greg Daniels
## 7469                                Greg Daniels
## 7470                                Greg Daniels
## 7471                                Greg Daniels
## 7472                                Greg Daniels
## 7473                                Greg Daniels
## 7474                                Greg Daniels
## 7475                                Greg Daniels
## 7476                                Greg Daniels
## 7477                                Greg Daniels
## 7478                                Greg Daniels
## 7479                                Greg Daniels
## 7480                                Greg Daniels
## 7481                                Greg Daniels
## 7482                                Greg Daniels
## 7483                                Greg Daniels
## 7484                                Greg Daniels
## 7485                                Greg Daniels
## 7486                                Greg Daniels
## 7487                                Greg Daniels
## 7488                                Greg Daniels
## 7489                                Greg Daniels
## 7490                                Greg Daniels
## 7491                                Greg Daniels
## 7492                                Greg Daniels
## 7493                                Greg Daniels
## 7494                                Greg Daniels
## 7495                                Greg Daniels
## 7496                                Greg Daniels
## 7497                                Greg Daniels
## 7498                                Greg Daniels
## 7499                                Greg Daniels
## 7500                                Greg Daniels
## 7501                                Greg Daniels
## 7502                                Greg Daniels
## 7503                                Greg Daniels
## 7504                                Greg Daniels
## 7505                                Greg Daniels
## 7506                                Greg Daniels
## 7507                                Greg Daniels
## 7508                                Greg Daniels
## 7509                                Greg Daniels
## 7510                                Greg Daniels
## 7511                                Greg Daniels
## 7512                                Greg Daniels
## 7513                                Greg Daniels
## 7514                                Greg Daniels
## 7515                                Greg Daniels
## 7516                                Greg Daniels
## 7517                                Greg Daniels
## 7518                                Greg Daniels
## 7519                                Greg Daniels
## 7520                                Greg Daniels
## 7521                                Greg Daniels
## 7522                                Greg Daniels
## 7523                                Greg Daniels
## 7524                                Greg Daniels
## 7525                                Greg Daniels
## 7526                                Greg Daniels
## 7527                                Greg Daniels
## 7528                                Greg Daniels
## 7529                                Greg Daniels
## 7530                                Greg Daniels
## 7531                                Greg Daniels
## 7532                                Greg Daniels
## 7533                                Greg Daniels
## 7534                                Greg Daniels
## 7535                                Greg Daniels
## 7536                                Greg Daniels
## 7537                                Greg Daniels
## 7538                                Greg Daniels
## 7539                                Greg Daniels
## 7540               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7541               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7542               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7543               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7544               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7545               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7546               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7547               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7548               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7549               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7550               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7551               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7552               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7553               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7554               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7555               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7556               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7557               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7558               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7559               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7560               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7561               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7562               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7563               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7564               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7565               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7566               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7567               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7568               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7569               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7570               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7571               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7572               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7573               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7574               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7575               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7576               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7577               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7578               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7579               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7580               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7581               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7582               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7583               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7584               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7585               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7586               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7587               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7588               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7589               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7590               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7591               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7592               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7593               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7594               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7595               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7596               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7597               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7598               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7599               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7600               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7601               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7602               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7603               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7604               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7605               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7606               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7607               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7608               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7609               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7610               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7611               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7612               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7613               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7614               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7615               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7616               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7617               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7618               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7619               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7620               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7621               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7622               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7623               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7624               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7625               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7626               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7627               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7628               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7629               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7630               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7631               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7632               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7633               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7634               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7635               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7636               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7637               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7638               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7639               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7640               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7641               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7642               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7643               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7644               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7645               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7646               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7647               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7648               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7649               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7650               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7651               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7652               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7653               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7654               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7655               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7656               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7657               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7658               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7659               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7660               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7661               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7662               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7663               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7664               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7665               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7666               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7667               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7668               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7669               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7670               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7671               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7672               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7673               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7674               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7675               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7676               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7677               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7678               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7679               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7680               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7681               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7682               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7683               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7684               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7685               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7686               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7687               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7688               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7689               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7690               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7691               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7692               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7693               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7694               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7695               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7696               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7697               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7698               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7699               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7700               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7701               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7702               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7703               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7704               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7705               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7706               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7707               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7708               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7709               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7710               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7711               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7712               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7713               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7714               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7715               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7716               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7717               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7718               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7719               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7720               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7721               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7722               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7723               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7724               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7725               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7726               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7727               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7728               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7729               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7730               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7731               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7732               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7733               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7734               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7735               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7736               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7737               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7738               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7739               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7740               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7741               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7742               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7743               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7744               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7745               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7746               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7747               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7748               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7749               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7750               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7751               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7752               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7753               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7754               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7755               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7756               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7757               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7758               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7759               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7760               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7761               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7762               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7763               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7764               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7765               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7766               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7767               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7768               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7769               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7770               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7771               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7772               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7773               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7774               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7775               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7776               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7777               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7778               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7779               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7780               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7781               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7782               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7783               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7784               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7785               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7786               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7787               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7788               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7789               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7790               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7791               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7792               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7793               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7794               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7795               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7796               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7797               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7798               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7799               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7800               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7801               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7802               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7803               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7804               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7805               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7806               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7807               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7808               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7809               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7810               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7811               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7812               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7813               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7814               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7815               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7816               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7817               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7818               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7819               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7820               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7821               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7822               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7823               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7824               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7825               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7826               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7827               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7828               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7829               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7830               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7831               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7832               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7833               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7834               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7835               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7836               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7837               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7838               Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky
## 7839                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7840                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7841                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7842                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7843                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7844                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7845                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7846                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7847                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7848                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7849                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7850                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7851                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7852                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7853                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7854                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7855                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7856                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7857                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7858                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7859                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7860                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7861                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7862                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7863                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7864                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7865                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7866                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7867                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7868                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7869                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7870                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7871                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7872                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7873                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7874                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7875                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7876                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7877                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7878                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7879                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7880                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7881                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7882                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7883                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7884                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7885                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7886                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7887                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7888                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7889                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7890                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7891                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7892                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7893                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7894                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7895                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7896                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7897                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7898                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7899                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7900                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7901                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7902                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7903                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7904                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7905                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7906                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7907                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7908                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7909                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7910                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7911                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7912                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7913                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7914                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7915                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7916                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7917                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7918                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7919                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7920                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7921                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7922                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7923                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7924                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7925                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7926                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7927                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7928                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7929                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7930                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7931                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7932                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7933                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7934                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7935                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7936                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7937                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7938                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7939                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7940                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7941                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7942                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7943                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7944                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7945                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7946                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7947                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7948                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7949                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7950                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7951                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7952                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7953                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7954                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7955                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7956                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7957                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7958                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7959                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7960                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7961                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7962                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7963                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7964                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7965                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7966                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7967                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7968                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7969                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7970                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7971                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7972                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7973                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7974                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7975                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7976                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7977                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7978                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7979                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7980                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7981                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7982                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7983                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7984                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7985                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7986                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7987                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7988                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7989                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7990                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7991                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7992                            Paul Lieberstein
## 7993                            Paul Lieberstein
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## 551                            Michael
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## 554                                Jim
## 555                                Pam
## 556                                Jim
## 557                                Pam
## 558                                Jim
## 559                                Pam
## 560                                Jim
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## 563                            Michael
## 564                       Man on Phone
## 565                            Michael
## 566                       Man on Phone
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## 568                            Michael
## 569                             Dwight
## 570                             Dwight
## 571                                Jim
## 572                             Dwight
## 573                                Jim
## 574                             Dwight
## 575                             Dwight
## 576                                Jim
## 577                             Dwight
## 578                                Jim
## 579                             Dwight
## 580                                Jim
## 581                                Pam
## 582                             Dwight
## 583                                Jim
## 584                             Dwight
## 585                                Jim
## 586                             Dwight
## 587                                Jim
## 588                             Dwight
## 589                                Jim
## 590                             Dwight
## 591                                Jim
## 592                             Dwight
## 593                            Stanley
## 594                                Jim
## 595                             Dwight
## 596                                Jim
## 597                             Dwight
## 598                                Jim
## 599                             Dwight
## 600                                Jim
## 601                                Pam
## 602                                Jim
## 603                             Dwight
## 604                                Pam
## 605                                Jim
## 606                             Dwight
## 607                                Pam
## 608                                Jim
## 609                                Pam
## 610                                Jim
## 611                             Dwight
## 612                                Pam
## 613                             Dwight
## 614                                Jim
## 615                                Pam
## 616                                Jim
## 617                             Dwight
## 618                                Pam
## 619                                Jim
## 620                                Jan
## 621                             Dwight
## 622                                Jan
## 623                             Dwight
## 624                                Jan
## 625                             Dwight
## 626                                Jan
## 627                             Dwight
## 628                                Jan
## 629                             Dwight
## 630                                Jan
## 631                             Dwight
## 632                                Jan
## 633                             Dwight
## 634                                Jan
## 635                             Dwight
## 636                                Jan
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## 638                            Michael
## 639                               Ryan
## 640                            Michael
## 641                            Stanley
## 642                            Michael
## 643                            Stanley
## 644                            Michael
## 645                             Dwight
## 646                            Michael
## 647                             Dwight
## 648                             Dwight
## 649                            Stanley
## 650                             Dwight
## 651                           Meredith
## 652                             Dwight
## 653                           Meredith
## 654                             Dwight
## 655                              Kevin
## 656                             Dwight
## 657                              Kevin
## 658                              Kevin
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## 660                              Kevin
## 661                              Oscar
## 662                              Oscar
## 663                            Michael
## 664                              Oscar
## 665                                Pam
## 666                            Michael
## 667                             Dwight
## 668                            Michael
## 669                             Angela
## 670                            Michael
## 671                            Stanley
## 672                            Michael
## 673                            Michael
## 674                            Michael
## 675                            Michael
## 676                             Dwight
## 677                             Dwight
## 678                            Michael
## 679                             Dwight
## 680                            Michael
## 681                             Dwight
## 682                            Michael
## 683                             Dwight
## 684                            Michael
## 685                            Michael
## 686                             Dwight
## 687                            Michael
## 688                            Michael
## 689                             Dwight
## 690                            Stanley
## 691                             Dwight
## 692                            Michael
## 693                            Michael
## 694                                Pam
## 695                            Michael
## 696                                Pam
## 697                            Michael
## 698                                Pam
## 699                            Michael
## 700                                Pam
## 701                            Michael
## 702                                Pam
## 703                            Michael
## 704                            Michael
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## 706                             Angela
## 707                            Phyllis
## 708                             Angela
## 709                            Phyllis
## 710                             Angela
## 711                            Phyllis
## 712                                Pam
## 713                             Angela
## 714                                Pam
## 715                            Michael
## 716                            Michael
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## 718                            Michael
## 719                                Pam
## 720                            Michael
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## 722                             Dwight
## 723                                Jim
## 724                             Dwight
## 725                                Jim
## 726                             Dwight
## 727                                Jim
## 728                             Dwight
## 729                                Jim
## 730                             Dwight
## 731                                Pam
## 732                                Jim
## 733                                Pam
## 734                                Jim
## 735                                Jim
## 736                             Dwight
## 737                             Dwight
## 738                                Jim
## 739                             Dwight
## 740                                Jim
## 741                             Dwight
## 742                                Jim
## 743                             Dwight
## 744                                Jim
## 745                             Dwight
## 746                                Jim
## 747                            Michael
## 748                             Dwight
## 749                                Jim
## 750                             Dwight
## 751                                Jim
## 752                                Jim
## 753                             Dwight
## 754                                Jim
## 755                             Dwight
## 756                                Jim
## 757                              Kevin
## 758                                Jim
## 759                              Kevin
## 760                                Jim
## 761                             Dwight
## 762                                Jim
## 763                             Dwight
## 764                               Toby
## 765                                Jim
## 766                              Kevin
## 767                                Jim
## 768                             Dwight
## 769                                Jim
## 770                             Dwight
## 771                                Jim
## 772                            Michael
## 773                            Michael
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## 775                            Michael
## 776                              Oscar
## 777                            Michael
## 778                              Oscar
## 779                            Michael
## 780                              Oscar
## 781                            Michael
## 782                              Oscar
## 783                            Michael
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## 785                                Jim
## 786                                Pam
## 787                                Jim
## 788                                Pam
## 789                                Jim
## 790                                Pam
## 791                             Dwight
## 792                                Jim
## 793                            Michael
## 794                             Dwight
## 795                            Michael
## 796                             Dwight
## 797                            Michael
## 798                             Dwight
## 799                            Michael
## 800                             Dwight
## 801                            Michael
## 802                             Dwight
## 803                            Michael
## 804                             Dwight
## 805                            Michael
## 806                                Jim
## 807                             Dwight
## 808                                Jim
## 809                             Dwight
## 810                                Jim
## 811                             Dwight
## 812                                Jim
## 813                             Dwight
## 814                             Dwight
## 815                                Jim
## 816                               Ryan
## 817                            Michael
## 818                                Jim
## 819                             Dwight
## 820                                Jim
## 821                             Dwight
## 822                                Jim
## 823                          Everybody
## 824                           Meredith
## 825                             Angela
## 826                            Michael
## 827                          Everybody
## 828                            Michael
## 829                          Everybody
## 830                                Jim
## 831                             Dwight
## 832                                Jim
## 833                             Dwight
## 834                          Everybody
## 835                            Michael
## 836                            Stanley
## 837                            Michael
## 838                           Meredith
## 839                            Michael
## 840                           Meredith
## 841                            Michael
## 842                           Meredith
## 843                            Michael
## 844                           Meredith
## 845                            Michael
## 846                                Pam
## 847                                Jim
## 848                                Pam
## 849                             Dwight
## 850                            Michael
## 851                                Jim
## 852                            Michael
## 853                                Jim
## 854                            Michael
## 855                            Michael
## 856                              Oscar
## 857                            Michael
## 858                              Oscar
## 859                            Michael
## 860                              Oscar
## 861                            Michael
## 862                              Oscar
## 863                            Michael
## 864                              Oscar
## 865                            Michael
## 866                                Pam
## 867                            Michael
## 868                           Meredith
## 869                            Michael
## 870                           Meredith
## 871                            Michael
## 872                           Meredith
## 873                            Michael
## 874                           Meredith
## 875                            Michael
## 876                           Meredith
## 877                            Michael
## 878                              Oscar
## 879                            Michael
## 880                          Everybody
## 881                            Michael
## 882                            Michael
## 883                              Oscar
## 884                            Michael
## 885                             Angela
## 886                            Phyllis
## 887                            Michael
## 888                              Oscar
## 889                            Michael
## 890                            Michael
## 891                            Michael
## 892                            Michael
## 893                              Oscar
## 894                            Michael
## 895                               Toby
## 896                               Ryan
## 897                               Toby
## 898                               Ryan
## 899                               Toby
## 900                               Ryan
## 901                                Jim
## 902                                Pam
## 903                                Jim
## 904                                Jim
## 905                                Pam
## 906                                Jim
## 907                                Roy
## 908                                Jim
## 909                                Pam
## 910                                Jim
## 911                                Pam
## 912                                Jim
## 913                                Pam
## 914                                Jim
## 915                                Roy
## 916                             Dwight
## 917                                Roy
## 918                             Dwight
## 919                             Dwight
## 920                            Michael
## 921                            Michael
## 922                             Dwight
## 923                            Michael
## 924                            Michael
## 925                             Dwight
## 926                            Michael
## 927                             Dwight
## 928                            Michael
## 929                             Dwight
## 930                            Michael
## 931                             Dwight
## 932                            Michael
## 933                             Dwight
## 934                            Michael
## 935                             Dwight
## 936                            Michael
## 937                             Dwight
## 938                            Michael
## 939                             Dwight
## 940                             Dwight
## 941                                Jim
## 942                            Phyllis
## 943                                Pam
## 944                            Michael
## 945                               Ryan
## 946                            Michael
## 947                              Lonny
## 948                            Michael
## 949                             Darryl
## 950                            Michael
## 951                               Ryan
## 952                             Darryl
## 953                            Michael
## 954                               Ryan
## 955                            Michael
## 956                                Pam
## 957                                Jim
## 958                            Michael
## 959                             Darryl
## 960                            Michael
## 961                             Darryl
## 962                            Michael
## 963                             Darryl
## 964                            Michael
## 965                            Michael
## 966                          Everybody
## 967                            Michael
## 968                             Dwight
## 969                            Michael
## 970                             Dwight
## 971                            Michael
## 972                                Jim
## 973                            Michael
## 974                            Stanley
## 975                            Michael
## 976                            Stanley
## 977                            Michael
## 978                            Stanley
## 979                            Michael
## 980                                Jim
## 981                            Michael
## 982                            Phyllis
## 983                            Michael
## 984                               Ryan
## 985                            Michael
## 986                               Ryan
## 987                            Michael
## 988                              Oscar
## 989                            Michael
## 990                              Kevin
## 991                            Michael
## 992                            Phyllis
## 993                            Michael
## 994                             Dwight
## 995                            Michael
## 996                             Dwight
## 997                            Michael
## 998                             Dwight
## 999                            Michael
## 1000                            Dwight
## 1001                           Michael
## 1002                            Dwight
## 1003                           Michael
## 1004                            Dwight
## 1005                           Michael
## 1006                               Jim
## 1007                           Michael
## 1008                           Michael
## 1009                               Pam
## 1010                           Michael
## 1011                               Pam
## 1012                               Jim
## 1013                           Michael
## 1014                               Pam
## 1015                           Michael
## 1016                           Phyllis
## 1017                           Michael
## 1018                           Michael
## 1019                            Darryl
## 1020                           Michael
## 1021                            Darryl
## 1022                           Michael
## 1023                            Darryl
## 1024                           Michael
## 1025                            Darryl
## 1026                           Michael
## 1027                           Michael
## 1028                            Angela
## 1029                               Jim
## 1030                               Jim
## 1031                               Pam
## 1032                               Jim
## 1033                               Pam
## 1034                               Jim
## 1035                               Jim
## 1036                               Pam
## 1037                               Jim
## 1038                               Pam
## 1039                               Jim
## 1040                               Pam
## 1041                               Jim
## 1042                           Michael
## 1043                               Jim
## 1044                               Roy
## 1045                           Michael
## 1046                              Ryan
## 1047                           Michael
## 1048                           Michael
## 1049                               Jim
## 1050                           Michael
## 1051                            Dwight
## 1052                           Michael
## 1053                            Dwight
## 1054                           Michael
## 1055                            Dwight
## 1056                           Michael
## 1057                               Roy
## 1058                           Michael
## 1059                         Teammates
## 1060                               Roy
## 1061                           Michael
## 1062                            Dwight
## 1063                Michael and Dwight
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## 1065                           Michael
## 1066                               Pam
## 1067                           Michael
## 1068                           Michael
## 1069                               Roy
## 1070                           Michael
## 1071                           Michael
## 1072                           Michael
## 1073                           Michael
## 1074                           Michael
## 1075                               Jim
## 1076                            Darryl
## 1077                             Lonny
## 1078                           Michael
## 1079                           Michael
## 1080                              Ryan
## 1081                            Darryl
## 1082                               Roy
## 1083                  Warehouse worker
## 1084                             Madge
## 1085                           Michael
## 1086                            Dwight
## 1087                             Madge
## 1088                           Michael
## 1089                           Michael
## 1090                           Michael
## 1091                               Roy
## 1092                           Michael
## 1093                           Michael
## 1094                               Jim
## 1095                           Michael
## 1096                           Michael
## 1097                            Darryl
## 1098                             Madge
## 1099                           Michael
## 1100                           Michael
## 1101                               Roy
## 1102                               Jim
## 1103                               Roy
## 1104                           Michael
## 1105                              Ryan
## 1106                           Michael
## 1107                            Dwight
## 1108                           Michael
## 1109                            Angela
## 1110                           Michael
## 1111                           Michael
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## 1113                           Michael
## 1114                            Worker
## 1115                           Michael
## 1116                            Worker
## 1117                           Michael
## 1118                            Darryl
## 1119                           Michael
## 1120                            Worker
## 1121                           Michael
## 1122                            Worker
## 1123                           Michael
## 1124                            Angela
## 1125                            Dwight
## 1126                           Michael
## 1127                             Lonny
## 1128                           Michael
## 1129                            Darryl
## 1130                           Michael
## 1131                               Roy
## 1132                            Darryl
## 1133                           Michael
## 1134                             Lonny
## 1135                           Michael
## 1136                             Lonny
## 1137                           Michael
## 1138                               Jim
## 1139                               Pam
## 1140                               Jim
## 1141                               Roy
## 1142                               Pam
## 1143                               Roy
## 1144                               Pam
## 1145                               Roy
## 1146                           Michael
## 1147                             Oscar
## 1148                           Michael
## 1149                           Michael
## 1150                               Jan
## 1151                           Michael
## 1152                               Jan
## 1153                           Michael
## 1154                               Jan
## 1155                           Michael
## 1156                               Jan
## 1157                           Michael
## 1158                               Jan
## 1159                           Michael
## 1160                               Jan
## 1161                           Michael
## 1162                               Jan
## 1163                           Michael
## 1164                               Jan
## 1165                           Michael
## 1166                           Michael
## 1167                            Dwight
## 1168                           Michael
## 1169                            Dwight
## 1170                           Michael
## 1171                               Pam
## 1172                           Michael
## 1173                               Pam
## 1174                           Michael
## 1175                               Pam
## 1176                           Michael
## 1177                               Pam
## 1178                           Michael
## 1179                               Pam
## 1180                           Michael
## 1181                               Pam
## 1182                           Michael
## 1183                               Pam
## 1184                           Michael
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## 1186                           Michael
## 1187                            Dwight
## 1188                           Michael
## 1189                              Katy
## 1190                           Michael
## 1191                           Michael
## 1192                            Dwight
## 1193                           Michael
## 1194                            Dwight
## 1195                           Michael
## 1196                              Katy
## 1197                               Pam
## 1198                           Michael
## 1199                           Michael
## 1200                           Michael
## 1201                           Michael
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## 1203                           Michael
## 1204                              Katy
## 1205                           Michael
## 1206                              Katy
## 1207                           Michael
## 1208                              Katy
## 1209                           Michael
## 1210                              Katy
## 1211                           Michael
## 1212                             Kevin
## 1213                               Pam
## 1214                             Kevin
## 1215                               Pam
## 1216                             Kevin
## 1217                              Katy
## 1218                            Dwight
## 1219                           Michael
## 1220                              Katy
## 1221                           Michael
## 1222                              Katy
## 1223                           Michael
## 1224                              Ryan
## 1225                           Michael
## 1226                           Michael
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## 1228                           Michael
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## 1230                           Michael
## 1231                              Katy
## 1232                           Michael
## 1233                               Pam
## 1234                           Michael
## 1235                              Katy
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## 1237                           Michael
## 1238                              Toby
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## 1241                              Katy
## 1242                              Toby
## 1243                           Michael
## 1244                              Toby
## 1245                           Michael
## 1246                              Toby
## 1247                           Michael
## 1248                              Toby
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## 1253                               Jim
## 1254                               Roy
## 1255                               Jim
## 1256                               Roy
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## 1259                               Jim
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## 1265                               Roy
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## 1267                               Jim
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## 1269                               Jim
## 1270                            Dwight
## 1271                               Jim
## 1272                            Dwight
## 1273                               Jim
## 1274                            Dwight
## 1275                               Jim
## 1276                              Katy
## 1277                               Jim
## 1278                            Dwight
## 1279                               Jim
## 1280                            Dwight
## 1281                               Jim
## 1282                            Dwight
## 1283                               Jim
## 1284                            Dwight
## 1285                               Jim
## 1286                            Dwight
## 1287                               Jim
## 1288                               Jim
## 1289                               Pam
## 1290                               Jim
## 1291                               Pam
## 1292                               Jim
## 1293                               Pam
## 1294                               Jim
## 1295                               Pam
## 1296                               Jim
## 1297                               Pam
## 1298                               Jim
## 1299                               Jim
## 1300                               Pam
## 1301                               Jim
## 1302                               Pam
## 1303                              Katy
## 1304                               Pam
## 1305                              Katy
## 1306                               Pam
## 1307                              Katy
## 1308                               Pam
## 1309                           Michael
## 1310                              Katy
## 1311                           Michael
## 1312                              Katy
## 1313                           Michael
## 1314                              Katy
## 1315                           Michael
## 1316                              Katy
## 1317                           Michael
## 1318                              Katy
## 1319                           Michael
## 1320                              Katy
## 1321                           Michael
## 1322                           Michael
## 1323                              Katy
## 1324                           Michael
## 1325                              Katy
## 1326                           Michael
## 1327                              Katy
## 1328                           Michael
## 1329                              Katy
## 1330                           Michael
## 1331                              Katy
## 1332                           Michael
## 1333                              Katy
## 1334                           Michael
## 1335                              Katy
## 1336                           Michael
## 1337                              Katy
## 1338                           Michael
## 1339                              Katy
## 1340                           Michael
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## 1343                           Michael
## 1344                            Dwight
## 1345                           Michael
## 1346                            Dwight
## 1347                           Michael
## 1348                            Dwight
## 1349                           Michael
## 1350                            Dwight
## 1351                           Michael
## 1352                            Dwight
## 1353                           Michael
## 1354                            Dwight
## 1355                           Michael
## 1356                            Dwight
## 1357                           Michael
## 1358                              Katy
## 1359                           Stanley
## 1360                           Michael
## 1361                              Katy
## 1362                           Michael
## 1363                           Stanley
## 1364                           Michael
## 1365                           Stanley
## 1366                           Michael
## 1367                           Michael
## 1368                           Michael
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## 1370                           Michael
## 1371                               Pam
## 1372                           Michael
## 1373                               Jim
## 1374                               Pam
## 1375                               Jim
## 1376                               Pam
## 1377                               Jim
## 1378                               Roy
## 1379                               Pam
## 1380                               Roy
## 1381                               Pam
## 1382                               Roy
## 1383                               Pam
## 1384                               Roy
## 1385                               Pam
## 1386                               Roy
## 1387                               Pam
## 1388                               Roy
## 1389                               Pam
## 1390                               Roy
## 1391                               Pam
## 1392                               Roy
## 1393                               Pam
## 1394                              Katy
## 1395                            Angela
## 1396                              Katy
## 1397                            Angela
## 1398                            Dwight
## 1399                              Katy
## 1400                            Dwight
## 1401                              Katy
## 1402                            Dwight
## 1403                              Katy
## 1404                            Dwight
## 1405                              Katy
## 1406                            Dwight
## 1407                              Katy
## 1408                              Katy
## 1409                            Angela
## 1410                           Michael
## 1411                              Ryan
## 1412                           Michael
## 1413                              Ryan
## 1414                           Michael
## 1415                           Michael
## 1416                              Ryan
## 1417                           Michael
## 1418                              Ryan
## 1419                           Michael
## 1420                              Ryan
## 1421                           Michael
## 1422                              Ryan
## 1423                           Michael
## 1424                              Ryan
## 1425                           Michael
## 1426                               Jim
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## 1428                               Jim
## 1429                              Katy
## 1430                               Jim
## 1431                              Katy
## 1432                               Jim
## 1433                              Katy
## 1434                               Jim
## 1435                              Katy
## 1436                               Jim
## 1437                              Katy
## 1438                           Michael
## 1439                              Ryan
## 1440                           Michael
## 1441                              Ryan
## 1442                           Michael
## 1443                              Ryan
## 1444                           Michael
## 1445                              Ryan
## 1446                               Jim
## 1447                               Pam
## 1448                               Jim
## 1449                               Pam
## 1450                               Jim
## 1451                               Pam
## 1452                               Jim
## 1453                               Pam
## 1454                               Jim
## 1455                               Pam
## 1456                               Jim
## 1457                               Pam
## 1458                               Jim
## 1459                               Pam
## 1460                               Jim
## 1461                               Pam
## 1462                               Jim
## 1463                               Pam
## 1464                               Jim
## 1465                               Pam
## 1466                               Jim
## 1467                               Pam
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## 1469                           Michael
## 1470                           Michael
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## 1472                           Michael
## 1473                               Jim
## 1474                           Michael
## 1475                               Jim
## 1476                           Michael
## 1477                              Katy
## 1478                           Michael
## 1479                               Jim
## 1480                           Michael
## 1481                              Katy
## 1482                               Jim
## 1483                           Michael
## 1484                           Michael
## 1485                               Jim
## 1486                           Michael
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## 1488                               Jim
## 1489                              Katy
## 1490                               Jim
## 1491                              Katy
## 1492                               Jim
## 1493                              Katy
## 1494                               Jim
## 1495                           Michael
## 1496                           Michael
## 1497                               Jim
## 1498                               Pam
## 1499                               Pam
## 1500                           Michael
## 1501                               Jim
## 1502                           Michael
## 1503                           Michael
## 1504                               Jim
## 1505                           Michael
## 1506                            Dwight
## 1507                           Michael
## 1508                           Michael
## 1509                           Michael
## 1510                           Stanley
## 1511                           Michael
## 1512                           Stanley
## 1513                           Michael
## 1514                           Stanley
## 1515                           Michael
## 1516                           Michael
## 1517                               Pam
## 1518                             Oscar
## 1519                           Michael
## 1520                           Michael
## 1521                           Michael
## 1522                               Pam
## 1523                           Michael
## 1524                             Kelly
## 1525                           Phyllis
## 1526                               Pam
## 1527                             Kelly
## 1528                            Dwight
## 1529                               Pam
## 1530                            Dwight
## 1531                               Pam
## 1532                            Dwight
## 1533                             Kelly
## 1534                            Dwight
## 1535                               Pam
## 1536                           Phyllis
## 1537                            Dwight
## 1538                               Pam
## 1539                           Michael
## 1540                               Jan
## 1541                           Michael
## 1542                               Jan
## 1543                           Michael
## 1544                               Jan
## 1545                           Michael
## 1546                           Michael
## 1547                               Jan
## 1548                           Michael
## 1549                           Michael
## 1550                           Michael
## 1551                           Michael
## 1552                               Jan
## 1553                           Michael
## 1554                               Jan
## 1555                           Michael
## 1556                               Jan
## 1557                           Michael
## 1558                               Jan
## 1559                           Michael
## 1560                               Jan
## 1561                           Michael
## 1562                           Michael
## 1563                           Phyllis
## 1564                            Dwight
## 1565                           Phyllis
## 1566                            Dwight
## 1567                           Phyllis
## 1568                            Dwight
## 1569                           Phyllis
## 1570                            Dwight
## 1571                           Phyllis
## 1572                            Dwight
## 1573                           Michael
## 1574                           Michael
## 1575                           Michael
## 1576                               Roy
## 1577                           Michael
## 1578                               Roy
## 1579                           Michael
## 1580                           Michael
## 1581                               Jim
## 1582                           Michael
## 1583                               Jim
## 1584                           Michael
## 1585                            Dwight
## 1586                               Pam
## 1587                            Dwight
## 1588                           Phyllis
## 1589                            Dwight
## 1590                               Pam
## 1591                           Michael
## 1592                               Pam
## 1593                           Michael
## 1594                            Dwight
## 1595                           Michael
## 1596                            Dwight
## 1597                           Michael
## 1598                            Dwight
## 1599                           Michael
## 1600                           Michael
## 1601                            Dwight
## 1602                           Michael
## 1603                            Dwight
## 1604                            Dwight
## 1605                            Dwight
## 1606                           Michael
## 1607                             Oscar
## 1608                           Michael
## 1609                            Dwight
## 1610                           Michael
## 1611                             Kevin
## 1612                           Michael
## 1613                           Stanley
## 1614                           Michael
## 1615                           Stanley
## 1616                           Michael
## 1617                           Stanley
## 1618                           Michael
## 1619                            Dwight
## 1620                           Michael
## 1621                            Dwight
## 1622                           Michael
## 1623                            Dwight
## 1624                           Michael
## 1625                            Dwight
## 1626                           Michael
## 1627                           Michael
## 1628                            Darryl
## 1629                               Roy
## 1630                               Pam
## 1631                           Michael
## 1632                               Pam
## 1633                              Ryan
## 1634                               Jim
## 1635                           Michael
## 1636                           Michael
## 1637                           Michael
## 1638                           Phyllis
## 1639                           Michael
## 1640                           Phyllis
## 1641                           Michael
## 1642                               Pam
## 1643                               Roy
## 1644                               Pam
## 1645                               Roy
## 1646                               Pam
## 1647                               Roy
## 1648                               Pam
## 1649                           Michael
## 1650                               Jim
## 1651                               Pam
## 1652                               Jim
## 1653                               Pam
## 1654                               Jim
## 1655                               Pam
## 1656                               Jim
## 1657                           Michael
## 1658                           Michael
## 1659                               Pam
## 1660                           Michael
## 1661                           Michael
## 1662                           Michael
## 1663                              Ryan
## 1664                           Michael
## 1665                            Angela
## 1666                               Jim
## 1667                               Pam
## 1668                               Jim
## 1669                           Michael
## 1670                             Kelly
## 1671                           Michael
## 1672                             Kelly
## 1673                           Michael
## 1674                             Kelly
## 1675                           Michael
## 1676                             Kelly
## 1677                           Michael
## 1678                           Michael
## 1679                           Michael
## 1680                        Guy at bar
## 1681                           Michael
## 1682                  Other Guy at Bar
## 1683                           Michael
## 1684                        Guy At Bar
## 1685                           Michael
## 1686                           Michael
## 1687                        Guy At Bar
## 1688                           Michael
## 1689                           Michael
## 1690                           Michael
## 1691                               Pam
## 1692                               Jim
## 1693                               Pam
## 1694                               Jim
## 1695                               Pam
## 1696                       Pam and Jim
## 1697                         Everybody
## 1698                           Michael
## 1699                               Pam
## 1700                           Michael
## 1701                               Pam
## 1702                           Stanley
## 1703                           Stanley
## 1704                           Michael
## 1705                           Michael
## 1706                           Michael
## 1707                           Michael
## 1708                               Pam
## 1709                               Pam
## 1710                               Pam
## 1711                               Pam
## 1712                           Michael
## 1713                               Jim
## 1714                               Jim
## 1715                               Jim
## 1716                               Pam
## 1717                               Jim
## 1718                               Pam
## 1719                               Jim
## 1720                               Jim
## 1721                               Jim
## 1722                            Dwight
## 1723                               Jim
## 1724                            Dwight
## 1725                               Jim
## 1726                            Dwight
## 1727                               Pam
## 1728                          Employee
## 1729                            Dwight
## 1730                           Michael
## 1731                               Pam
## 1732                               Jim
## 1733                               Pam
## 1734                               Jim
## 1735                               Jim
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## 1737                           Michael
## 1738                            Dwight
## 1739                           Michael
## 1740                            Dwight
## 1741                           Michael
## 1742                               Pam
## 1743                               Jim
## 1744                               Jim
## 1745                               Pam
## 1746                               Jim
## 1747                               Pam
## 1748                               Jim
## 1749                               Jim
## 1750                               Pam
## 1751                               Jim
## 1752                           Michael
## 1753                               Jim
## 1754                           Michael
## 1755                               Jim
## 1756                           Michael
## 1757                               Jim
## 1758                           Michael
## 1759                               Jim
## 1760                           Michael
## 1761                               Jim
## 1762                           Michael
## 1763                               Jim
## 1764                           Michael
## 1765                            Dwight
## 1766                           Michael
## 1767                            Dwight
## 1768                           Michael
## 1769                            Dwight
## 1770                           Michael
## 1771                       Todd Packer
## 1772                           Michael
## 1773                       Todd Packer
## 1774                           Michael
## 1775                       Todd Packer
## 1776                           Michael
## 1777                       Todd Packer
## 1778                           Michael
## 1779                           Michael
## 1780                           Michael
## 1781                       Todd Packer
## 1782                           Michael
## 1783                       Todd Packer
## 1784                           Michael
## 1785                       Todd Packer
## 1786                           Michael
## 1787                       Todd Packer
## 1788                           Michael
## 1789                       Todd Packer
## 1790                           Michael
## 1791                               Jim
## 1792                       Todd Packer
## 1793                           Michael
## 1794                       Todd Packer
## 1795                           Michael
## 1796                               Jim
## 1797                              Ryan
## 1798                       Todd Packer
## 1799                  Kevin's computer
## 1800                               Jim
## 1801                               Pam
## 1802                               Pam
## 1803                               Pam
## 1804                               Jim
## 1805                               Pam
## 1806                               Jim
## 1807                               Pam
## 1808                               Jim
## 1809                           Michael
## 1810                            Dwight
## 1811                           Michael
## 1812                              Toby
## 1813                           Michael
## 1814                              Toby
## 1815                           Michael
## 1816                           Michael
## 1817                              Toby
## 1818                           Michael
## 1819                              Toby
## 1820                           Michael
## 1821                              Toby
## 1822                           Michael
## 1823                              Toby
## 1824                           Michael
## 1825                              Toby
## 1826                           Michael
## 1827                              Toby
## 1828                           Michael
## 1829                           Michael
## 1830                              Toby
## 1831                           Michael
## 1832                           Michael
## 1833                           Michael
## 1834                            Darryl
## 1835                           Michael
## 1836                            Darryl
## 1837                               Roy
## 1838                     Warehouse Guy
## 1839                           Michael
## 1840                            Darryl
## 1841                           Michael
## 1842                               Roy
## 1843                           Michael
## 1844                               Roy
## 1845                           Michael
## 1846                            Darryl
## 1847                           Michael
## 1848                               Roy
## 1849                           Michael
## 1850                               Roy
## 1851                           Michael
## 1852                     Warehouse guy
## 1853                           Michael
## 1854                               Roy
## 1855                            Darryl
## 1856                    Warehouse guys
## 1857                              Toby
## 1858                               Pam
## 1859                             Kevin
## 1860                               Pam
## 1861                               Pam
## 1862                               Pam
## 1863                              Toby
## 1864                               Pam
## 1865                              Toby
## 1866                           Michael
## 1867                              Toby
## 1868                           Michael
## 1869                              Toby
## 1870                           Michael
## 1871                              Toby
## 1872                           Michael
## 1873                            Angela
## 1874                           Michael
## 1875                            Angela
## 1876                           Michael
## 1877                           Stanley
## 1878                          Meredith
## 1879                              Toby
## 1880                           Phyllis
## 1881                           Michael
## 1882                            Dwight
## 1883                           Michael
## 1884                            Dwight
## 1885                           Michael
## 1886                             Kevin
## 1887                           Michael
## 1888                              Toby
## 1889                               Jim
## 1890                           Michael
## 1891                              Toby
## 1892                           Michael
## 1893                              Toby
## 1894                           Michael
## 1895                              Toby
## 1896                           Michael
## 1897                             Video
## 1898                           Michael
## 1899                               Jim
## 1900                           Michael
## 1901                               Pam
## 1902                           Michael
## 1903                            Dwight
## 1904                              Toby
## 1905                            Dwight
## 1906                              Toby
## 1907                            Dwight
## 1908                              Toby
## 1909                              Toby
## 1910                            Dwight
## 1911                              Toby
## 1912                            Dwight
## 1913                      Man in Video
## 1914                             Video
## 1915                               Roy
## 1916                             Actor
## 1917                 Redheaded Actress
## 1918                             Actor
## 1919                            Darryl
## 1920                               Roy
## 1921                            Darryl
## 1922                               Roy
## 1923                            Darryl
## 1924                               Roy
## 1925                     Warehouse guy
## 1926                            Darryl
## 1927                           Michael
## 1928                               Jan
## 1929                           Michael
## 1930                       Todd Packer
## 1931                               Pam
## 1932                       Todd Packer
## 1933                           Michael
## 1934                      Mr. O'Malley
## 1935                           Michael
## 1936                           Michael
## 1937                               Jan
## 1938                           Michael
## 1939                               Jan
## 1940                           Michael
## 1941                               Jan
## 1942                           Michael
## 1943                              Toby
## 1944                           Michael
## 1945                           Michael
## 1946                               Jim
## 1947                           Michael
## 1948                               Jim
## 1949                           Michael
## 1950                               Jan
## 1951                           Michael
## 1952                               Jan
## 1953                       Todd Packer
## 1954                           Michael
## 1955                       Todd Packer
## 1956                           Michael
## 1957                               Jan
## 1958                           Michael
## 1959                               Jan
## 1960                           Michael
## 1961                               Jan
## 1962                           Michael
## 1963                            Albiny
## 1964                           Michael
## 1965                               Jan
## 1966                           Michael
## 1967                               Jan
## 1968                           Michael
## 1969                           Michael
## 1970                           Michael
## 1971                            Albiny
## 1972                           Michael
## 1973                         Pam's Mom
## 1974                               Pam
## 1975                         Pam's Mom
## 1976                               Pam
## 1977                               Pam
## 1978                         Pam's Mom
## 1979                               Pam
## 1980                         Pam's Mom
## 1981                       Todd Packer
## 1982                               Pam
## 1983                         Pam's Mom
## 1984                               Pam
## 1985                         Pam's Mom
## 1986                               Pam
## 1987                         Pam's Mom
## 1988                               Pam
## 1989                         Pam's Mom
## 1990                               Pam
## 1991                         Pam's Mom
## 1992                               Roy
## 1993                         Pam's Mom
## 1994                               Roy
## 1995                         Pam's Mom
## 1996                               Pam
## 1997                         Pam's Mom
## 1998                               Roy
## 1999                         Pam's Mom
## 2000                               Roy
## 2001                         Pam's Mom
## 2002                               Pam
## 2003                         Pam's Mom
## 2004                               Pam
## 2005                         Pam's Mom
## 2006                               Pam
## 2007                         Pam's Mom
## 2008                               Pam
## 2009                         Pam's Mom
## 2010                       Todd Packer
## 2011                             Kevin
## 2012                           Michael
## 2013                       Todd Packer
## 2014                           Michael
## 2015                             Kevin
## 2016                           Michael
## 2017                           Phyllis
## 2018                           Michael
## 2019                           Phyllis
## 2020                           Michael
## 2021                             Kevin
## 2022                           Michael
## 2023                             Kevin
## 2024                           Michael
## 2025                       Todd Packer
## 2026                           Michael
## 2027                           Phyllis
## 2028                           Michael
## 2029                           Phyllis
## 2030                           Michael
## 2031                           Phyllis
## 2032                           Michael
## 2033                           Michael
## 2034                               Pam
## 2035                           Michael
## 2036                              Ryan
## 2037                           Michael
## 2038                              Ryan
## 2039                           Michael
## 2040                              Ryan
## 2041                           Michael
## 2042                           Michael
## 2043                            Dwight
## 2044                           Michael
## 2045                            Dwight
## 2046                           Michael
## 2047                               Jim
## 2048                               Pam
## 2049                               Pam
## 2050                               Pam
## 2051                               Jim
## 2052                               Pam
## 2053                               Jim
## 2054                               Pam
## 2055                               Jim
## 2056                               Pam
## 2057                               Jim
## 2058                               Pam
## 2059                               Jim
## 2060                            Dwight
## 2061                           Michael
## 2062                            Dwight
## 2063                           Michael
## 2064                            Dwight
## 2065                           Michael
## 2066                            Dwight
## 2067                           Michael
## 2068                            Dwight
## 2069                           Michael
## 2070                            Dwight
## 2071                           Michael
## 2072                            Dwight
## 2073                           Michael
## 2074                            Dwight
## 2075                           Michael
## 2076                            Dwight
## 2077                           Michael
## 2078                            Dwight
## 2079                           Michael
## 2080                            Dwight
## 2081                           Michael
## 2082                            Dwight
## 2083                           Michael
## 2084                               Pam
## 2085                           Michael
## 2086                               Pam
## 2087                           Michael
## 2088                               Pam
## 2089                           Michael
## 2090                               Pam
## 2091                           Michael
## 2092                               Pam
## 2093                           Michael
## 2094                               Pam
## 2095                           Michael
## 2096                               Pam
## 2097                           Michael
## 2098                               Pam
## 2099                           Michael
## 2100                            Dwight
## 2101                           Michael
## 2102                            Dwight
## 2103                           Michael
## 2104                            Dwight
## 2105                           Michael
## 2106                            Dwight
## 2107                           Michael
## 2108                             Kevin
## 2109                               Jim
## 2110                             Oscar
## 2111                               Jim
## 2112                             Oscar
## 2113                               Jim
## 2114                             Oscar
## 2115                               Jim
## 2116                             Oscar
## 2117                               Jim
## 2118                             Oscar
## 2119                             Kevin
## 2120                               Jim
## 2121                             Kevin
## 2122                               Jim
## 2123                             Kevin
## 2124                             Oscar
## 2125                               Jim
## 2126                             Kevin
## 2127                               Jim
## 2128                             Kevin
## 2129                               Jim
## 2130                             Kevin
## 2131                            Angela
## 2132                             Oscar
## 2133                           Michael
## 2134                            Dwight
## 2135                           Michael
## 2136                               Jim
## 2137                             Carol
## 2138                           Michael
## 2139                              Bill
## 2140                           Michael
## 2141                            Dwight
## 2142                           Michael
## 2143                            Dwight
## 2144                             Carol
## 2145                            Dwight
## 2146                              Bill
## 2147                             Carol
## 2148                           Michael
## 2149                            Dwight
## 2150                               Jim
## 2151                           Stanley
## 2152                               Jim
## 2153                           Michael
## 2154                            Dwight
## 2155                           Michael
## 2156                            Dwight
## 2157                           Michael
## 2158                            Dwight
## 2159                           Michael
## 2160                            Dwight
## 2161                           Michael
## 2162                            Dwight
## 2163                               Jim
## 2164                             Kevin
## 2165                               Jim
## 2166                               Pam
## 2167                            Angela
## 2168                               Jim
## 2169                             Carol
## 2170                            Dwight
## 2171                           Michael
## 2172                             Carol
## 2173                           Michael
## 2174                             Carol
## 2175                            Dwight
## 2176                           Michael
## 2177                            Dwight
## 2178                           Michael
## 2179                            Dwight
## 2180                           Michael
## 2181                            Dwight
## 2182                             Carol
## 2183                           Michael
## 2184                             Carol
## 2185                            Dwight
## 2186                           Michael
## 2187                            Dwight
## 2188                           Michael
## 2189                            Dwight
## 2190                             Carol
## 2191                           Michael
## 2192                               Jim
## 2193                               Pam
## 2194                               Jim
## 2195                               Pam
## 2196                               Jim
## 2197                               Pam
## 2198                               Jim
## 2199                           Phyllis
## 2200                               Jim
## 2201                           Michael
## 2202                             Carol
## 2203                           Michael
## 2204                             Carol
## 2205                           Michael
## 2206                             Carol
## 2207                           Michael
## 2208                           Michael
## 2209                             Carol
## 2210                           Michael
## 2211                             Carol
## 2212                           Michael
## 2213                             Carol
## 2214                           Michael
## 2215                           Michael
## 2216                            Dwight
## 2217                               Jim
## 2218                               Pam
## 2219                             Oscar
## 2220                               Jim
## 2221                               Pam
## 2222                               Jim
## 2223                               Pam
## 2224                               Jim
## 2225                          Meredith
## 2226                             Kevin
## 2227                               Jim
## 2228                           Michael
## 2229                            Dwight
## 2230                           Michael
## 2231                           Michael
## 2232                            Dwight
## 2233                           Michael
## 2234                            Dwight
## 2235                           Michael
## 2236                            Dwight
## 2237                           Michael
## 2238                            Dwight
## 2239                               Pam
## 2240                            Angela
## 2241                               Pam
## 2242                            Angela
## 2243                               Pam
## 2244                            Angela
## 2245                               Pam
## 2246                            Angela
## 2247                               Jim
## 2248                           Phyllis
## 2249                               Jim
## 2250                            Dwight
## 2251                           Michael
## 2252                            Dwight
## 2253                           Michael
## 2254                            Dwight
## 2255                           Michael
## 2256                            Dwight
## 2257                           Michael
## 2258                            Dwight
## 2259                             Oscar
## 2260                          Everyone
## 2261                               Jim
## 2262                              Ryan
## 2263                               Jim
## 2264                               Pam
## 2265                               Jim
## 2266                               Pam
## 2267                               Jim
## 2268                               Pam
## 2269                           Stanley
## 2270                            Dwight
## 2271                           Michael
## 2272                            Dwight
## 2273                           Michael
## 2274                            Dwight
## 2275                           Michael
## 2276                            Dwight
## 2277                           Michael
## 2278                            Dwight
## 2279                               Jim
## 2280                           Stanley
## 2281                             Crowd
## 2282                               Jim
## 2283                            Dwight
## 2284                               Jim
## 2285                            Dwight
## 2286                               Jim
## 2287                             Oscar
## 2288                               Jim
## 2289                              Ryan
## 2290                               Jim
## 2291                               Pam
## 2292                               Jim
## 2293                               Pam
## 2294                               Jim
## 2295                               Pam
## 2296                               Jim
## 2297                               Pam
## 2298                               Jim
## 2299                           Michael
## 2300                               Jim
## 2301                           Michael
## 2302                               Jim
## 2303                           Michael
## 2304                               Jim
## 2305                           Michael
## 2306                           Michael
## 2307                               Jim
## 2308                           Michael
## 2309                               Jim
## 2310                           Michael
## 2311                            Dwight
## 2312                           Michael
## 2313                               Jim
## 2314                           Michael
## 2315                               Jim
## 2316                               Pam
## 2317                               Jim
## 2318                               Pam
## 2319                               Jim
## 2320                               Pam
## 2321                               Jim
## 2322                           Michael
## 2323                              Ryan
## 2324                           Michael
## 2325                            Dwight
## 2326                           Michael
## 2327                              Ryan
## 2328                           Michael
## 2329                              Ryan
## 2330                           Michael
## 2331                           Michael
## 2332                           Michael
## 2333                              Ryan
## 2334                           Michael
## 2335                           Michael
## 2336                              Ryan
## 2337                           Michael
## 2338                           Michael
## 2339                            Dwight
## 2340                             Oscar
## 2341                            Dwight
## 2342                            Angela
## 2343                            Dwight
## 2344                            Angela
## 2345                            Dwight
## 2346                            Angela
## 2347                            Dwight
## 2348                            Angela
## 2349                             Oscar
## 2350                            Dwight
## 2351                            Angela
## 2352                             Oscar
## 2353                            Dwight
## 2354                            Angela
## 2355                            Dwight
## 2356                            Angela
## 2357                            Dwight
## 2358                            Dwight
## 2359                           Phyllis
## 2360                            Dwight
## 2361                           Phyllis
## 2362                            Dwight
## 2363                            Angela
## 2364                            Dwight
## 2365                            Angela
## 2366                            Dwight
## 2367                            Angela
## 2368                            Dwight
## 2369                             Kelly
## 2370                            Dwight
## 2371                             Kelly
## 2372                            Dwight
## 2373                           Michael
## 2374                           Michael
## 2375                              Ryan
## 2376                           Michael
## 2377                            Dwight
## 2378                           Michael
## 2379                              Ryan
## 2380                           Michael
## 2381                            Dwight
## 2382                           Michael
## 2383                              Ryan
## 2384                            Dwight
## 2385                              Ryan
## 2386                            Dwight
## 2387                           Michael
## 2388                              Ryan
## 2389                              Ryan
## 2390                            Dwight
## 2391                           Michael
## 2392                            Dwight
## 2393                              Ryan
## 2394                               Jim
## 2395                           Stanley
## 2396                               Jim
## 2397                               Pam
## 2398                               Jim
## 2399                            Dwight
## 2400                               Jim
## 2401                            Angela
## 2402                           Stanley
## 2403                            Angela
## 2404                               Jim
## 2405                            Angela
## 2406                               Jim
## 2407                           Phyllis
## 2408                            Angela
## 2409                               Jim
## 2410                            Angela
## 2411                            Dwight
## 2412                               Jim
## 2413                            Dwight
## 2414                               Jim
## 2415                            Dwight
## 2416                               Jim
## 2417                            Dwight
## 2418                           Michael
## 2419                              Ryan
## 2420                               Jim
## 2421                               Jim
## 2422                          Meredith
## 2423                               Jim
## 2424                               Pam
## 2425                               Jim
## 2426                               Pam
## 2427                               Jim
## 2428                               Pam
## 2429                               Jim
## 2430                               Pam
## 2431                               Jim
## 2432                          Meredith
## 2433                            Dwight
## 2434                           Michael
## 2435                              Ryan
## 2436                            Dwight
## 2437                           Michael
## 2438                              Ryan
## 2439                           Michael
## 2440                              Ryan
## 2441                           Michael
## 2442                              Ryan
## 2443                           Michael
## 2444                              Ryan
## 2445                           Michael
## 2446                              Ryan
## 2447                           Michael
## 2448                              Ryan
## 2449                           Michael
## 2450                              Ryan
## 2451                           Michael
## 2452                            Dwight
## 2453                           Michael
## 2454                              Ryan
## 2455                           Michael
## 2456                           Michael
## 2457                              Ryan
## 2458                            Dwight
## 2459                           Michael
## 2460                              Ryan
## 2461                           Michael
## 2462                            Dwight
## 2463                           Michael
## 2464                            Dwight
## 2465                           Michael
## 2466                            Dwight
## 2467                           Michael
## 2468                            Dwight
## 2469                              Ryan
## 2470                            Dwight
## 2471                              Ryan
## 2472                           Michael
## 2473                            Dwight
## 2474                           Michael
## 2475                           Michael
## 2476                              Ryan
## 2477                           Michael
## 2478                               Jim
## 2479                               Pam
## 2480                               Jim
## 2481                               Pam
## 2482                               Jim
## 2483                               Pam
## 2484                               Jim
## 2485                               Pam
## 2486                               Jim
## 2487                               Pam
## 2488                               Jim
## 2489                               Pam
## 2490                               Jim
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## 2498                               Jim
## 2499                             Kevin
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## 2504                           Stanley
## 2505                               Jim
## 2506                              Song
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## 2508                              Song
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## 2510                               Jim
## 2511                            Dwight
## 2512                               Jim
## 2513                            Dwight
## 2514                               Pam
## 2515                            Dwight
## 2516                               Pam
## 2517                            Dwight
## 2518                               Pam
## 2519                               Jim
## 2520                            Dwight
## 2521                               Jim
## 2522                            Dwight
## 2523                               Jim
## 2524                            Dwight
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## 2530                               Jim
## 2531                               Pam
## 2532                              Song
## 2533                               Roy
## 2534                              Song
## 2535                               Roy
## 2536                           Stanley
## 2537                           Michael
## 2538                           Stanley
## 2539                           Michael
## 2540                               Roy
## 2541                            Angela
## 2542                               Roy
## 2543                           Michael
## 2544                               Jim
## 2545                           Michael
## 2546                               Roy
## 2547                           Michael
## 2548                              Ryan
## 2549                           Michael
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## 2551                           Michael
## 2552                            Dwight
## 2553                           Michael
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## 2555                           Michael
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## 2557                           Michael
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## 2559                           Michael
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## 2563                           Phyllis
## 2564                             Kelly
## 2565                               Pam
## 2566                           Phyllis
## 2567                               Pam
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## 2574                           Michael
## 2575                              Ryan
## 2576                           Michael
## 2577                              Ryan
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## 2582                           Michael
## 2583                            Dwight
## 2584                           Michael
## 2585                            Dwight
## 2586                           Michael
## 2587                            Dwight
## 2588                           Michael
## 2589                            Dwight
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## 2591                           Michael
## 2592                            Dwight
## 2593                Dwight and Michael
## 2594                            Dwight
## 2595                           Michael
## 2596                              Ryan
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## 2599                Dwight and Michael
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## 2604                               Jim
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## 2607                              Katy
## 2608                               Jim
## 2609                              Katy
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## 2611                              Katy
## 2612                               Jim
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## 2617                               Jim
## 2618                              Katy
## 2619                               Jim
## 2620                              Katy
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## 2624                              Ryan
## 2625                            Dwight
## 2626                              Ryan
## 2627                             Kevin
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## 2629                              Ryan
## 2630                            Dwight
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## 2632                           Michael
## 2633                           Michael
## 2634                           Michael
## 2635                           Michael
## 2636                               Pam
## 2637                           Michael
## 2638                           Michael
## 2639                            Sherri
## 2640                           Michael
## 2641                            Sherri
## 2642                           Michael
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## 2644                           Michael
## 2645                            Sherri
## 2646                           Michael
## 2647                            Sherri
## 2648                           Michael
## 2649                            Sherri
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## 2651                            Sherri
## 2652                           Michael
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## 2657                            Sherri
## 2658                           Michael
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## 2664                           Michael
## 2665                               Pam
## 2666                           Michael
## 2667                               Pam
## 2668                           Michael
## 2669                               Pam
## 2670                           Michael
## 2671                               Pam
## 2672                           Michael
## 2673                               Pam
## 2674                           Michael
## 2675                               Pam
## 2676                           Michael
## 2677                               Pam
## 2678                           Michael
## 2679                               Pam
## 2680                           Michael
## 2681                            Dwight
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## 2683                           Phyllis
## 2684                               Jim
## 2685                            Dwight
## 2686                           Phyllis
## 2687                            Dwight
## 2688                           Phyllis
## 2689                           Michael
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## 2693                           Michael
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## 2700                           Michael
## 2701                            Angela
## 2702                           Michael
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## 2704                           Michael
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## 2707                           Michael
## 2708                             Kelly
## 2709                           Michael
## 2710                             Kelly
## 2711                           Michael
## 2712                            Dwight
## 2713                               Pam
## 2714                               Jim
## 2715                               Pam
## 2716                               Jim
## 2717                               Pam
## 2718                               Jim
## 2719                               Jim
## 2720                               Pam
## 2721                               Jim
## 2722                            Angela
## 2723                             Oscar
## 2724                            Angela
## 2725                             Oscar
## 2726                            Angela
## 2727                             Oscar
## 2728                             Kevin
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## 2731                           Michael
## 2732                            Dwight
## 2733                           Michael
## 2734                            Dwight
## 2735                           Michael
## 2736                            Dwight
## 2737                           Michael
## 2738                            Dwight
## 2739                           Michael
## 2740                            Dwight
## 2741                           Michael
## 2742                            Dwight
## 2743                           Michael
## 2744                            Dwight
## 2745                           Michael
## 2746                            Dwight
## 2747                           Michael
## 2748                            Dwight
## 2749                           Michael
## 2750                            Dwight
## 2751                           Michael
## 2752                            Dwight
## 2753                           Michael
## 2754                            Dwight
## 2755                            Angela
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## 2757                            Angela
## 2758                               Pam
## 2759                            Angela
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## 2767                            Dwight
## 2768                           Stanley
## 2769                            Dwight
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## 2772                            Dwight
## 2773                           Michael
## 2774                            Dwight
## 2775                           Michael
## 2776                            Dwight
## 2777                            Dwight
## 2778                             Oscar
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## 2785                               Pam
## 2786                               Jim
## 2787                               Pam
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## 2790                            Dwight
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## 2792                            Dwight
## 2793                           Michael
## 2794                            Dwight
## 2795                           Michael
## 2796                            Dwight
## 2797                           Michael
## 2798                            Dwight
## 2799                           Michael
## 2800                            Dwight
## 2801                           Michael
## 2802                            Dwight
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## 2816                           Michael
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## 2821                               Jim
## 2822                           Michael
## 2823                               Jim
## 2824                           Michael
## 2825                               Jim
## 2826                           Michael
## 2827                               Jim
## 2828                           Michael
## 2829                               Jim
## 2830                           Michael
## 2831                               Jim
## 2832                           Michael
## 2833                               Jim
## 2834                           Michael
## 2835                               Pam
## 2836                               Jim
## 2837                               Pam
## 2838                               Jim
## 2839                           Michael
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## 2842                           Michael
## 2843                             Creed
## 2844                           Michael
## 2845                             Creed
## 2846                           Michael
## 2847                             Creed
## 2848                           Michael
## 2849                             Creed
## 2850                           Michael
## 2851                             Creed
## 2852                           Michael
## 2853                             Creed
## 2854                           Michael
## 2855                             Creed
## 2856                           Michael
## 2857                             Creed
## 2858                           Michael
## 2859                             Creed
## 2860                           Michael
## 2861                             Creed
## 2862                           Michael
## 2863                             Creed
## 2864                           Michael
## 2865                             Creed
## 2866                           Michael
## 2867                           Michael
## 2868                           Michael
## 2869                             Creed
## 2870                           Michael
## 2871                             Creed
## 2872                           Michael
## 2873                             Creed
## 2874                           Michael
## 2875                             Devon
## 2876                           Michael
## 2877                             Devon
## 2878                           Michael
## 2879                             Devon
## 2880                           Michael
## 2881                             Devon
## 2882                           Michael
## 2883                             Devon
## 2884                           Michael
## 2885                             Devon
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## 2887                           Michael
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## 2890                             Devon
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## 2892                               Pam
## 2893                               Jim
## 2894                               Jim
## 2895                           Michael
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## 2898                               Kid
## 2899                           Michael
## 2900                               Kid
## 2901                           Michael
## 2902                               Kid
## 2903                           Michael
## 2904                            Dwight
## 2905                               Jim
## 2906                            Dwight
## 2907                               Jim
## 2908                            Dwight
## 2909                               Jim
## 2910                            Dwight
## 2911                               Jim
## 2912                            Dwight
## 2913                               Jim
## 2914                            Dwight
## 2915                               Jim
## 2916                            Dwight
## 2917                               Jim
## 2918                            Dwight
## 2919                               Jim
## 2920                            Dwight
## 2921                               Jim
## 2922                            Dwight
## 2923                               Jim
## 2924                            Dwight
## 2925                               Jim
## 2926                            Dwight
## 2927                               Jim
## 2928                            Dwight
## 2929                               Jim
## 2930                            Dwight
## 2931                               Jim
## 2932                            Dwight
## 2933                               Jim
## 2934                            Dwight
## 2935                               Jim
## 2936                            Dwight
## 2937                           Stanley
## 2938                               Pam
## 2939                               Pam
## 2940                           Michael
## 2941                              Ryan
## 2942                           Michael
## 2943                              Ryan
## 2944                           Michael
## 2945                               Pam
## 2946                           Michael
## 2947                               Pam
## 2948                           Michael
## 2949                               Pam
## 2950                           Michael
## 2951                              Ryan
## 2952                               Pam
## 2953                           Michael
## 2954                              Ryan
## 2955                           Michael
## 2956                               Jim
## 2957                              Ryan
## 2958                               Jim
## 2959                              Ryan
## 2960                           Michael
## 2961                              Ryan
## 2962                           Michael
## 2963                              Ryan
## 2964                           Michael
## 2965                               Pam
## 2966                               Jim
## 2967                               Pam
## 2968                               Jim
## 2969                               Pam
## 2970                               Jim
## 2971                              Ryan
## 2972                             Kevin
## 2973                              Ryan
## 2974                           Michael
## 2975                              Ryan
## 2976                           Michael
## 2977                               Jim
## 2978                            Dwight
## 2979                               Jim
## 2980                            Dwight
## 2981                               Jim
## 2982                            Dwight
## 2983                               Jim
## 2984                            Dwight
## 2985                               Jim
## 2986                            Dwight
## 2987                               Jim
## 2988                            Dwight
## 2989                           Michael
## 2990                               Pam
## 2991                            Dwight
## 2992                               Jim
## 2993                            Dwight
## 2994                               Jim
## 2995                           Michael
## 2996                            Dwight
## 2997                           Michael
## 2998                               Jim
## 2999                           Michael
## 3000                               Jim
## 3001                           Michael
## 3002                              Ryan
## 3003                              Toby
## 3004                              Ryan
## 3005                              Toby
## 3006                           Michael
## 3007                               Jim
## 3008                           Michael
## 3009                            Angela
## 3010                           Michael
## 3011                            Dwight
## 3012                           Michael
## 3013                           Michael
## 3014                               Jim
## 3015                           Michael
## 3016                               Jim
## 3017                           Michael
## 3018                               Jim
## 3019                            Dwight
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## 3021                            Dwight
## 3022                           Michael
## 3023                            Dwight
## 3024                           Michael
## 3025                            Dwight
## 3026                           Michael
## 3027                            Dwight
## 3028                           Michael
## 3029                            Dwight
## 3030                               Jim
## 3031                           Michael
## 3032                            Dwight
## 3033                               Jim
## 3034                               Pam
## 3035                               Jim
## 3036                               Pam
## 3037                               Jim
## 3038                               Pam
## 3039                               Jim
## 3040                            Dwight
## 3041                           Michael
## 3042                               Pam
## 3043                           Michael
## 3044                               Pam
## 3045                           Michael
## 3046                               Pam
## 3047                           Michael
## 3048                               Pam
## 3049                           Michael
## 3050                               Pam
## 3051                           Michael
## 3052                               Jim
## 3053                           Michael
## 3054                             Kelly
## 3055                            Dwight
## 3056                             Kelly
## 3057                            Dwight
## 3058                             Kelly
## 3059                           Michael
## 3060                            Dwight
## 3061                           Michael
## 3062                            Dwight
## 3063                           Michael
## 3064                            Dwight
## 3065                           Michael
## 3066                            Dwight
## 3067                           Michael
## 3068                            Dwight
## 3069                           Michael
## 3070                               Jim
## 3071                           Michael
## 3072                            Dwight
## 3073                           Michael
## 3074                            Dwight
## 3075                              Toby
## 3076                           Michael
## 3077                              Toby
## 3078                           Michael
## 3079                               Jim
## 3080                           Michael
## 3081                               Ira
## 3082                           Michael
## 3083                               Ira
## 3084                           Michael
## 3085                               Jim
## 3086                               Pam
## 3087                               Jim
## 3088                               Pam
## 3089                               Jim
## 3090                               Pam
## 3091                               Jim
## 3092                               Pam
## 3093                               Jim
## 3094                               Pam
## 3095                               Ira
## 3096                            Dwight
## 3097                           Michael
## 3098                               Ira
## 3099                            Dwight
## 3100                           Michael
## 3101                               Ira
## 3102                           Michael
## 3103                            Dwight
## 3104                               Ira
## 3105                           Michael
## 3106                            Dwight
## 3107                           Michael
## 3108                            Dwight
## 3109                           Michael
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## 3111                           Michael
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## 3113                           Michael
## 3114                            Dwight
## 3115                               Ira
## 3116                           Michael
## 3117                               Ira
## 3118                           Michael
## 3119                               Ira
## 3120                            Dwight
## 3121                           Michael
## 3122                            Dwight
## 3123                           Michael
## 3124                            Dwight
## 3125                           Michael
## 3126                  Ryan's Voicemail
## 3127                           Michael
## 3128                              Ryan
## 3129                           Michael
## 3130                            Dwight
## 3131                              Ryan
## 3132                            Dwight
## 3133                           Michael
## 3134                             Kevin
## 3135                               Jim
## 3136                               Pam
## 3137                           Michael
## 3138                              Ryan
## 3139                           Michael
## 3140                              Ryan
## 3141                           Michael
## 3142                              Ryan
## 3143                           Michael
## 3144                           Michael
## 3145                            Angela
## 3146                           Michael
## 3147                            Dwight
## 3148                           Michael
## 3149                           Stanley
## 3150                              Toby
## 3151                           Michael
## 3152                               Pam
## 3153                           Michael
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## 3155                           Stanley
## 3156                           Michael
## 3157                            Dwight
## 3158                           Michael
## 3159                            Dwight
## 3160                           Michael
## 3161                            Dwight
## 3162                           Michael
## 3163                            Dwight
## 3164                           Michael
## 3165                            Dwight
## 3166                           Michael
## 3167                            Dwight
## 3168                           Michael
## 3169                            Dwight
## 3170                           Michael
## 3171                           Michael
## 3172                              Ryan
## 3173                               Jim
## 3174                              Ryan
## 3175                               Pam
## 3176                              Ryan
## 3177                               Pam
## 3178                               Pam
## 3179                               Jan
## 3180                           Michael
## 3181                               Jan
## 3182                               Jim
## 3183                               Jan
## 3184                           Michael
## 3185                               Jan
## 3186                           Michael
## 3187                               Jan
## 3188                           Michael
## 3189                               Jan
## 3190                           Michael
## 3191                               Jan
## 3192                           Michael
## 3193                               Jan
## 3194                             Oscar
## 3195                               Jim
## 3196                             Oscar
## 3197                              Toby
## 3198                               Pam
## 3199                               Jim
## 3200                               Pam
## 3201                             Oscar
## 3202                               Pam
## 3203                               Jim
## 3204                               Pam
## 3205                             Kelly
## 3206                               Jim
## 3207                           Michael
## 3208                            Dwight
## 3209                               Jan
## 3210                           Michael
## 3211                               Jan
## 3212                           Michael
## 3213                               Jan
## 3214                           Michael
## 3215                               Jan
## 3216                           Michael
## 3217                               Jan
## 3218                           Michael
## 3219                               Jan
## 3220                           Michael
## 3221                               Jan
## 3222                           Michael
## 3223                               Jan
## 3224                           Michael
## 3225                               Jan
## 3226                           Michael
## 3227                           Michael
## 3228                               Jan
## 3229                           Michael
## 3230                               Jan
## 3231                           Michael
## 3232                               Jan
## 3233                           Michael
## 3234                           Michael
## 3235                         Christian
## 3236                           Michael
## 3237                               Jan
## 3238                           Michael
## 3239                               Jan
## 3240                         Christian
## 3241                           Michael
## 3242                               Jan
## 3243                           Michael
## 3244                               Jan
## 3245                           Michael
## 3246                               Jan
## 3247                           Michael
## 3248                               Jan
## 3249                           Michael
## 3250                           Hostess
## 3251                               Jan
## 3252                           Michael
## 3253                         Christian
## 3254                           Michael
## 3255                               Jan
## 3256                         Christian
## 3257                           Michael
## 3258                               Jan
## 3259                           Michael
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## 3261                           Michael
## 3262                               Jan
## 3263                           Michael
## 3264                               Jan
## 3265                           Michael
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## 3268                           Michael
## 3269                               Jan
## 3270                           Michael
## 3271                               Pam
## 3272                           Michael
## 3273                               Pam
## 3274                           Michael
## 3275                               Pam
## 3276                           Michael
## 3277                               Pam
## 3278                           Michael
## 3279                               Pam
## 3280                           Michael
## 3281                               Pam
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## 3283                               Pam
## 3284                               Jim
## 3285                               Pam
## 3286                               Jim
## 3287                               Pam
## 3288                               Jim
## 3289                           Michael
## 3290                         Christian
## 3291                               Jan
## 3292                               Jim
## 3293                          Everyone
## 3294                               Jim
## 3295                           Phyllis
## 3296                               Jim
## 3297                            Dwight
## 3298                               Jim
## 3299                            Dwight
## 3300                               Jim
## 3301                            Dwight
## 3302                               Jim
## 3303                            Dwight
## 3304                               Jim
## 3305                           Michael
## 3306                               Jan
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## 3308                               Jan
## 3309                           Michael
## 3310                           Michael
## 3311                           Michael
## 3312                               Jan
## 3313                         Christian
## 3314                           Michael
## 3315             Michael and Christian
## 3316                           Michael
## 3317                               Jim
## 3318                           Phyllis
## 3319                            Dwight
## 3320                           Phyllis
## 3321                            Dwight
## 3322                           Phyllis
## 3323                            Dwight
## 3324                            Dwight
## 3325                            Dwight
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## 3327                            Dwight
## 3328                               Pam
## 3329                               Roy
## 3330                               Jim
## 3331                            Dwight
## 3332                              Ryan
## 3333                             Kevin
## 3334                               Jim
## 3335                             Oscar
## 3336                            Dwight
## 3337                              Ryan
## 3338                            Dwight
## 3339                               Pam
## 3340                            Dwight
## 3341                            Dwight
## 3342                               Jim
## 3343                            Dwight
## 3344                               Jim
## 3345                               Pam
## 3346                               Jim
## 3347                         Christian
## 3348                           Michael
## 3349                               Jan
## 3350                           Michael
## 3351                         Christian
## 3352                           Michael
## 3353                               Jan
## 3354                           Michael
## 3355                               Jan
## 3356                         Christian
## 3357                               Jan
## 3358             Michael and Christian
## 3359                           Michael
## 3360                         Christian
## 3361                           Michael
## 3362                         Christian
## 3363                           Michael
## 3364                         Christian
## 3365                               Jim
## 3366                               Jim
## 3367                               Pam
## 3368                               Jim
## 3369                               Pam
## 3370                         Christian
## 3371                           Michael
## 3372                         Christian
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## 3375                           Michael
## 3376                               Jan
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## 3378                           Michael
## 3379                               Jim
## 3380                               Pam
## 3381                               Jim
## 3382                               Pam
## 3383                               Jim
## 3384                           Michael
## 3385                               Jan
## 3386                           Michael
## 3387                               Jan
## 3388                           Michael
## 3389                               Jan
## 3390                           Michael
## 3391                               Jan
## 3392                           Michael
## 3393                            Dwight
## 3394                           Michael
## 3395                           Michael
## 3396                           Michael
## 3397                            Dwight
## 3398                           Michael
## 3399                            Dwight
## 3400                           Michael
## 3401                            Dwight
## 3402                           Michael
## 3403                            Dwight
## 3404                           Michael
## 3405                               Jim
## 3406                               Pam
## 3407                               Jim
## 3408                               Pam
## 3409                               Jim
## 3410                               Pam
## 3411                           Michael
## 3412                               Jim
## 3413                               Pam
## 3414                               Jim
## 3415                               Pam
## 3416                               Jim
## 3417                               Pam
## 3418                               Jim
## 3419                               Pam
## 3420                               Jim
## 3421                               Pam
## 3422                               Jim
## 3423                               Pam
## 3424                               Jim
## 3425                               Jim
## 3426                            Dwight
## 3427                               Jim
## 3428                            Dwight
## 3429                               Jim
## 3430                            Dwight
## 3431                               Jim
## 3432                            Dwight
## 3433                               Jim
## 3434                            Dwight
## 3435                               Jim
## 3436                            Dwight
## 3437                               Jim
## 3438                           Michael
## 3439                               Pam
## 3440                           Michael
## 3441                               Pam
## 3442                           Michael
## 3443                               Pam
## 3444                           Michael
## 3445                               Pam
## 3446                           Michael
## 3447                           Michael
## 3448                               Pam
## 3449                           Michael
## 3450                               Pam
## 3451                           Michael
## 3452                               Pam
## 3453                           Michael
## 3454                               Pam
## 3455                           Michael
## 3456                               Pam
## 3457                           Michael
## 3458                            Dwight
## 3459                               Jim
## 3460                            Dwight
## 3461                               Jim
## 3462                            Dwight
## 3463                               Jim
## 3464                            Dwight
## 3465                               Jim
## 3466                            Dwight
## 3467                               Jim
## 3468                            Dwight
## 3469                               Jim
## 3470                            Dwight
## 3471                               Jim
## 3472                               Jim
## 3473                           Stanley
## 3474                           Michael
## 3475                           Stanley
## 3476                           Michael
## 3477                           Stanley
## 3478                           Michael
## 3479                           Stanley
## 3480                               Pam
## 3481                               Jim
## 3482                               Pam
## 3483                               Jim
## 3484                               Pam
## 3485                           Michael
## 3486                            Angela
## 3487                               Pam
## 3488                           Michael
## 3489                               Pam
## 3490                           Michael
## 3491                           Michael
## 3492                               Jan
## 3493                           Michael
## 3494                               Jan
## 3495                           Michael
## 3496                               Jan
## 3497                           Michael
## 3498                               Jan
## 3499                           Michael
## 3500                               Jan
## 3501                           Michael
## 3502                               Jan
## 3503                           Michael
## 3504                               Jan
## 3505                           Michael
## 3506                               Jan
## 3507                           Michael
## 3508                               Jan
## 3509                           Michael
## 3510                             Kevin
## 3511                             Oscar
## 3512                             Kevin
## 3513                            Angela
## 3514                             Kevin
## 3515                           Michael
## 3516                               Pam
## 3517                           Michael
## 3518                               Pam
## 3519                           Michael
## 3520                               Pam
## 3521                           Michael
## 3522                              Ryan
## 3523                           Michael
## 3524                             Kelly
## 3525                           Michael
## 3526                               Jim
## 3527                            Dwight
## 3528                               Jim
## 3529                               Jan
## 3530                               Pam
## 3531                           Michael
## 3532                               Jan
## 3533                           Michael
## 3534                               Jan
## 3535                           Michael
## 3536                               Jan
## 3537                           Michael
## 3538                             Kevin
## 3539                           Michael
## 3540                               Jan
## 3541                           Michael
## 3542                               Jan
## 3543                           Michael
## 3544                               Jan
## 3545                           Michael
## 3546                               Jan
## 3547                           Michael
## 3548                               Jan
## 3549                           Michael
## 3550                               Jan
## 3551                           Michael
## 3552                           Michael
## 3553                               Jan
## 3554                           Michael
## 3555                               Jan
## 3556                           Michael
## 3557                               Jan
## 3558                           Michael
## 3559                               Jan
## 3560                           Michael
## 3561                               Jan
## 3562                               Pam
## 3563                               Jim
## 3564                               Pam
## 3565                               Jim
## 3566                               Pam
## 3567                               Jim
## 3568                            Dwight
## 3569                               Pam
## 3570                            Dwight
## 3571                           Michael
## 3572                               Pam
## 3573                           Michael
## 3574                               Pam
## 3575                           Michael
## 3576                               Jan
## 3577                           Michael
## 3578                               Pam
## 3579                               Jan
## 3580                           Michael
## 3581                            Dwight
## 3582                             Kelly
## 3583                           Michael
## 3584                            Dwight
## 3585                           Michael
## 3586                               Jan
## 3587                           Michael
## 3588                            Dwight
## 3589                           Michael
## 3590                           Phyllis
## 3591                           Michael
## 3592                            Dwight
## 3593                           Michael
## 3594                            Dwight
## 3595                           Michael
## 3596                              Toby
## 3597                           Michael
## 3598                             Creed
## 3599                           Michael
## 3600                            Dwight
## 3601                           Michael
## 3602                            Dwight
## 3603                           Michael
## 3604                            Angela
## 3605                           Michael
## 3606                            Angela
## 3607                           Michael
## 3608                            Angela
## 3609                           Michael
## 3610                            Dwight
## 3611                           Michael
## 3612                            Dwight
## 3613                           Michael
## 3614                            Dwight
## 3615                               Jan
## 3616                           Michael
## 3617                               Jan
## 3618                           Michael
## 3619                               Jan
## 3620                           Michael
## 3621                               Jan
## 3622                           Michael
## 3623                               Jan
## 3624                           Michael
## 3625                            Dwight
## 3626                           Michael
## 3627                               Jan
## 3628                           Michael
## 3629                            Dwight
## 3630                           Michael
## 3631                            Dwight
## 3632                               Jan
## 3633                            Dwight
## 3634                           Michael
## 3635                            Dwight
## 3636                           Michael
## 3637                               Jan
## 3638                           Michael
## 3639                            Dwight
## 3640                           Michael
## 3641                            Dwight
## 3642                           Michael
## 3643                            Dwight
## 3644                               Jan
## 3645                           Michael
## 3646                               Jan
## 3647                            Dwight
## 3648                           Michael
## 3649                            Dwight
## 3650                           Michael
## 3651                            Dwight
## 3652                           Michael
## 3653                            Dwight
## 3654                               Jan
## 3655                            Dwight
## 3656                           Michael
## 3657                               Jan
## 3658                           Michael
## 3659                               Jan
## 3660                               Jan
## 3661                            Dwight
## 3662                           Michael
## 3663                            Dwight
## 3664                               Pam
## 3665                               Jim
## 3666                               Pam
## 3667                               Jim
## 3668                               Pam
## 3669                               Jim
## 3670                               Pam
## 3671                               Jim
## 3672                               Jan
## 3673                           Michael
## 3674                               Jan
## 3675                           Michael
## 3676                               Jan
## 3677                           Michael
## 3678                               Jan
## 3679                           Michael
## 3680                               Jan
## 3681                           Michael
## 3682                               Jan
## 3683                           Michael
## 3684                               Jan
## 3685                           Michael
## 3686                               Jan
## 3687                           Michael
## 3688                               Jan
## 3689                           Michael
## 3690                               Jan
## 3691                           Michael
## 3692                               Jan
## 3693                           Michael
## 3694                           Michael
## 3695                               Jim
## 3696                           Michael
## 3697                               Pam
## 3698                            Dwight
## 3699                           Michael
## 3700                               Jim
## 3701                           Michael
## 3702                             Kevin
## 3703                           Michael
## 3704                           Michael
## 3705                    Sadiq (IT guy)
## 3706                           Michael
## 3707                    Sadiq (IT guy)
## 3708                           Michael
## 3709                    Sadiq (IT guy)
## 3710                           Michael
## 3711                            Dwight
## 3712                           Michael
## 3713                            Dwight
## 3714                           Michael
## 3715                            Dwight
## 3716                           Michael
## 3717                            Dwight
## 3718                           Michael
## 3719                            Dwight
## 3720                           Michael
## 3721                            Dwight
## 3722                           Michael
## 3723                            Dwight
## 3724                           Michael
## 3725                            Dwight
## 3726                           Michael
## 3727                           Michael
## 3728                           Michael
## 3729                    Sadiq (IT guy)
## 3730                           Michael
## 3731                             Oscar
## 3732                           Michael
## 3733                             Oscar
## 3734                           Michael
## 3735                             Oscar
## 3736                           Michael
## 3737                             Oscar
## 3738                           Michael
## 3739                            Dwight
## 3740                           Michael
## 3741                           Stanley
## 3742                           Michael
## 3743                             Kevin
## 3744                            Dwight
## 3745                            Angela
## 3746                            Dwight
## 3747                               Pam
## 3748                               Jim
## 3749                               Pam
## 3750                               Jim
## 3751                               Pam
## 3752                               Jim
## 3753                               Pam
## 3754                               Jim
## 3755                               Pam
## 3756                               Pam
## 3757                               Pam
## 3758                            Dwight
## 3759                               Pam
## 3760                            Dwight
## 3761                               Pam
## 3762                            Dwight
## 3763                           Michael
## 3764                               Pam
## 3765                            Angela
## 3766                               Pam
## 3767                            Angela
## 3768                               Pam
## 3769                            Angela
## 3770                               Pam
## 3771                            Angela
## 3772                               Pam
## 3773                           Michael
## 3774                             Kevin
## 3775                               Pam
## 3776                             Kevin
## 3777                           Michael
## 3778                               Jim
## 3779                           Michael
## 3780                               Pam
## 3781                           Michael
## 3782                               Jim
## 3783                               Pam
## 3784                            Dwight
## 3785                               Jim
## 3786                            Dwight
## 3787                               Jim
## 3788                            Dwight
## 3789                               Jim
## 3790                            Dwight
## 3791                               Jim
## 3792                            Dwight
## 3793                               Jim
## 3794                            Dwight
## 3795                               Jim
## 3796                            Dwight
## 3797                               Jim
## 3798                            Dwight
## 3799                               Jim
## 3800                               Jim
## 3801                               Pam
## 3802                               Jim
## 3803                               Pam
## 3804                               Jim
## 3805                               Pam
## 3806                               Jim
## 3807                           Michael
## 3808                               Jim
## 3809                           Michael
## 3810                               Jim
## 3811                           Michael
## 3812                               Jim
## 3813                           Michael
## 3814                               Jim
## 3815                           Michael
## 3816                               Jim
## 3817                           Michael
## 3818                               Jim
## 3819                           Michael
## 3820                               Jim
## 3821                           Michael
## 3822                               Jim
## 3823                           Michael
## 3824                               Jim
## 3825                           Michael
## 3826                               Jim
## 3827                           Michael
## 3828                               Jim
## 3829                           Michael
## 3830                               Pam
## 3831                           Michael
## 3832                             Oscar
## 3833                           Michael
## 3834                             Kevin
## 3835                           Michael
## 3836                             Kevin
## 3837                           Michael
## 3838                            Angela
## 3839                           Michael
## 3840                            Angela
## 3841                           Michael
## 3842                            Angela
## 3843                           Michael
## 3844                            Angela
## 3845                           Michael
## 3846                            Dwight
## 3847                           Michael
## 3848                            Dwight
## 3849                           Michael
## 3850                            Dwight
## 3851                           Michael
## 3852                            Dwight
## 3853                           Michael
## 3854                            Dwight
## 3855                           Michael
## 3856                            Dwight
## 3857                               Jim
## 3858                            Dwight
## 3859                              Mark
## 3860                            Dwight
## 3861                               Jim
## 3862                              Mark
## 3863                            Dwight
## 3864                               Jim
## 3865                            Dwight
## 3866                               Jim
## 3867                            Dwight
## 3868                               Jim
## 3869                               Pam
## 3870                               Jim
## 3871                               Pam
## 3872                               Jim
## 3873                              Ryan
## 3874                               Jim
## 3875                              Ryan
## 3876                               Jim
## 3877                    Improv Teacher
## 3878                           Michael
## 3879                    Improv Teacher
## 3880                         Mary-Beth
## 3881                           Michael
## 3882                           Michael
## 3883              Girl acting Pregnant
## 3884                           Michael
## 3885                             Actor
## 3886                           Actress
## 3887                           Michael
## 3888                    Improv Teacher
## 3889                           Michael
## 3890                    Improv Teacher
## 3891                           Michael
## 3892                    Improv Teacher
## 3893                           Michael
## 3894                    Improv Teacher
## 3895                           Michael
## 3896                    Improv Teacher
## 3897                           Michael
## 3898                    Improv Teacher
## 3899                           Michael
## 3900                    Improv Teacher
## 3901                           Michael
## 3902                    Improv Teacher
## 3903                               Pam
## 3904                               Jim
## 3905                               Pam
## 3906                               Jim
## 3907                               Pam
## 3908                               Jim
## 3909                               Pam
## 3910                               Jim
## 3911                               Pam
## 3912                               Jim
## 3913                               Pam
## 3914                               Jim
## 3915                               Pam
## 3916                               Jim
## 3917                               Pam
## 3918                               Jim
## 3919                               Pam
## 3920                               Jim
## 3921                    Improv Teacher
## 3922                           Michael
## 3923                    Improv Teacher
## 3924                           Michael
## 3925                              Bill
## 3926                           Michael
## 3927                    Improv Teacher
## 3928                           Michael
## 3929                    Improv Teacher
## 3930                              Bill
## 3931                    Improv Teacher
## 3932                           Michael
## 3933                               Jim
## 3934                            Angela
## 3935                               Jim
## 3936                            Angela
## 3937                               Jim
## 3938                            Angela
## 3939                           Stanley
## 3940                             Oscar
## 3941                             Kelly
## 3942                            Angela
## 3943                               Pam
## 3944                           Phyllis
## 3945                               Pam
## 3946                           Phyllis
## 3947                               Pam
## 3948                             Kevin
## 3949                         Mary-Beth
## 3950                              Bill
## 3951                           Michael
## 3952                              Bill
## 3953                           Michael
## 3954                              Bill
## 3955                           Michael
## 3956                           Phyllis
## 3957                               Jim
## 3958                               Pam
## 3959                               Jim
## 3960                               Pam
## 3961                               Pam
## 3962                             Kevin
## 3963                            Dwight
## 3964                           Phyllis
## 3965                           Michael
## 3966                           Michael
## 3967                   Michael and Jim
## 3968                           Michael
## 3969                   Michael and Jim
## 3970                           Michael
## 3971                         Mary-Beth
## 3972                           Michael
## 3973                           Michael
## 3974                            Dwight
## 3975                           Michael
## 3976                            Dwight
## 3977                           Michael
## 3978                            Dwight
## 3979                           Michael
## 3980                            Dwight
## 3981                           Michael
## 3982                            Dwight
## 3983                           Michael
## 3984                           Michael
## 3985                            Dwight
## 3986                           Michael
## 3987                            Dwight
## 3988                           Michael
## 3989                            Dwight
## 3990                           Michael
## 3991                           Michael
## 3992                             Kevin
## 3993                           Michael
## 3994                             Kevin
## 3995                           Michael
## 3996                               Jim
## 3997                            Angela
## 3998                           Phyllis
## 3999                            Angela
## 4000                              Ryan
## 4001                           Michael
## 4002                            Angela
## 4003                           Michael
## 4004                           Michael
## 4005                           Michael
## 4006                               Pam
## 4007                           Michael
## 4008                     Kevin & Oscar
## 4009                            Dwight
## 4010                             Kevin
## 4011                            Dwight
## 4012                            Angela
## 4013                           Michael
## 4014                            Darryl
## 4015                           Michael
## 4016                            Darryl
## 4017                           Michael
## 4018                            Darryl
## 4019                           Michael
## 4020                            Darryl
## 4021                           Michael
## 4022                            Dwight
## 4023                           Michael
## 4024                            Dwight
## 4025                              Toby
## 4026                             Oscar
## 4027                             Kevin
## 4028                           Michael
## 4029                               Jim
## 4030                           Michael
## 4031                               Jim
## 4032                           Michael
## 4033                               Jim
## 4034                           Michael
## 4035                               Jim
## 4036                           Michael
## 4037                               Jim
## 4038                           Michael
## 4039                            Dwight
## 4040                           Stanley
## 4041                            Dwight
## 4042                           Michael
## 4043                               All
## 4044                           Michael
## 4045                           Phyllis
## 4046                               Pam
## 4047                            Dwight
## 4048                           Michael
## 4049                           Michael
## 4050                            Dwight
## 4051                             Oscar
## 4052                             Kelly
## 4053                             Oscar
## 4054                            Dwight
## 4055                               Jim
## 4056                             Creed
## 4057                               Jim
## 4058                             Creed
## 4059                               Jim
## 4060                             Creed
## 4061                            Dwight
## 4062                               Pam
## 4063                               Jim
## 4064                            Dwight
## 4065                           Michael
## 4066                              Ryan
## 4067                           Michael
## 4068                              Ryan
## 4069                           Michael
## 4070                              Ryan
## 4071                           Michael
## 4072                              Ryan
## 4073                           Michael
## 4074                            Dwight
## 4075                           Michael
## 4076                           Phyllis
## 4077                           Michael
## 4078                           Michael
## 4079                             Kevin
## 4080                            Dwight
## 4081                           Michael
## 4082                               Jim
## 4083                           Michael
## 4084                               Jim
## 4085                               Pam
## 4086                           Michael
## 4087                             Oscar
## 4088                           Michael
## 4089                            Angela
## 4090                           Michael
## 4091                            Angela
## 4092                           Michael
## 4093                          Meredith
## 4094                               Jim
## 4095                           Michael
## 4096                               Pam
## 4097                              Ryan
## 4098                            Dwight
## 4099                           Stanley
## 4100                              Ryan
## 4101                           Michael
## 4102                             Kelly
## 4103                              Toby
## 4104                             Kelly
## 4105                            Dwight
## 4106                            Angela
## 4107                             Kelly
## 4108                           Michael
## 4109                           Michael
## 4110                             Oscar
## 4111                          Meredith
## 4112                            Dwight
## 4113                          Meredith
## 4114                            Dwight
## 4115                           Michael
## 4116                          Meredith
## 4117                           Michael
## 4118                           Michael
## 4119                           Michael
## 4120                            Dwight
## 4121                           Michael
## 4122                            Dwight
## 4123                            Dwight
## 4124                            Dwight
## 4125                           Michael
## 4126                             Kevin
## 4127                             Kevin
## 4128                            Dwight
## 4129                               Pam
## 4130                             Kelly
## 4131                               Jim
## 4132                               Pam
## 4133                               Jim
## 4134                               Pam
## 4135                               Jim
## 4136                             Kelly
## 4137                            Dwight
## 4138                               Jim
## 4139                            Dwight
## 4140                           Michael
## 4141                               Pam
## 4142                           Michael
## 4143                               Jim
## 4144                           Stanley
## 4145                           Michael
## 4146                             Oscar
## 4147                               Pam
## 4148                           Michael
## 4149                           Stanley
## 4150                           Michael
## 4151                Liquor Store Clerk
## 4152                           Michael
## 4153                Liquor Store Clerk
## 4154                           Michael
## 4155                               Jim
## 4156                            Dwight
## 4157                               Jim
## 4158                            Dwight
## 4159                               Jim
## 4160                            Dwight
## 4161                               Jim
## 4162                            Dwight
## 4163                               JIm
## 4164                            Dwight
## 4165                               Jim
## 4166                               Roy
## 4167                               Pam
## 4168                               Roy
## 4169                               Pam
## 4170                               Roy
## 4171                           Michael
## 4172                            Angela
## 4173                           Michael
## 4174                          Meredith
## 4175                              Toby
## 4176                           Michael
## 4177                          Meredith
## 4178                           Michael
## 4179                          Meredith
## 4180                           Phyllis
## 4181                              Ryan
## 4182                           Phyllis
## 4183                             Kevin
## 4184                         Bob Vance
## 4185                           Stanley
## 4186                         Bob Vance
## 4187                              Ryan
## 4188                         Bob Vance
## 4189                              Ryan
## 4190                               Roy
## 4191                            Darryl
## 4192                               Roy
## 4193                            Darryl
## 4194                               Roy
## 4195                            Darryl
## 4196                               Roy
## 4197                            Darryl
## 4198                               Roy
## 4199                            Darryl
## 4200                           Michael
## 4201                              Ryan
## 4202                            Angela
## 4203                           Michael
## 4204 Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin
## 4205                           Michael
## 4206                              Ryan
## 4207                           Michael
## 4208                              Ryan
## 4209                           Michael
## 4210                               Jim
## 4211                               Pam
## 4212                               Jim
## 4213                               Pam
## 4214                               Jim
## 4215                               Pam
## 4216                               Pam
## 4217                               Pam
## 4218                               Jim
## 4219                            Dwight
## 4220                           Michael
## 4221                            Dwight
## 4222                           Michael
## 4223                       Todd Packer
## 4224                           Michael
## 4225                       Todd Packer
## 4226                           Michael
## 4227                       Todd Packer
## 4228                           Michael
## 4229                             Kevin
## 4230                           Michael
## 4231                            Darryl
## 4232                           Michael
## 4233                            Darryl
## 4234                           Michael
## 4235                              Ryan
## 4236                             Kevin
## 4237                              Ryan
## 4238                           Michael
## 4239                             Creed
## 4240                             Kelly
## 4241                            Dwight
## 4242                             Kelly
## 4243                            Dwight
## 4244                             Kevin
## 4245                          Meredith
## 4246                         Bob Vance
## 4247                             Oscar
## 4248                            Dwight
## 4249                             Oscar
## 4250                           Michael
## 4251                           Michael
## 4252                           Michael
## 4253                          Meredith
## 4254                           Michael
## 4255                          Meredith
## 4256                           Michael
## 4257                               Jim
## 4258                            Dwight
## 4259                               Jim
## 4260                            Dwight
## 4261                               Jim
## 4262                            Dwight
## 4263                               Jim
## 4264                            Dwight
## 4265                               Pam
## 4266                            Dwight
## 4267                               Pam
## 4268                            Dwight
## 4269                               Pam
## 4270                            Dwight
## 4271                               Jim
## 4272                            Dwight
## 4273                               Jim
## 4274                            Dwight
## 4275                           Michael
## 4276                            Dwight
## 4277                           Phyllis
## 4278                           Michael
## 4279                               Pam
## 4280                               Jim
## 4281                               Pam
## 4282                               Jim
## 4283                               Pam
## 4284                           Michael
## 4285                           Stanley
## 4286                           Michael
## 4287                           Stanley
## 4288                           Michael
## 4289                           Stanley
## 4290                           Michael
## 4291                           Stanley
## 4292                           Michael
## 4293                           Stanley
## 4294                           Michael
## 4295                           Stanley
## 4296                           Michael
## 4297                           Stanley
## 4298                           Michael
## 4299                           Stanley
## 4300                           Michael
## 4301                           Michael
## 4302                           Michael
## 4303                          Meredith
## 4304                              Ryan
## 4305                           Michael
## 4306                              Ryan
## 4307                           Michael
## 4308                             Kelly
## 4309                           Michael
## 4310                             Kelly
## 4311                           Michael
## 4312                             Kelly
## 4313                           Michael
## 4314                             Kelly
## 4315                           Michael
## 4316                           Michael
## 4317                           Michael
## 4318                             Oscar
## 4319                           Michael
## 4320                            Darryl
## 4321                           Michael
## 4322                           Phyllis
## 4323                               Jim
## 4324                               Pam
## 4325                           Phyllis
## 4326                           Michael
## 4327                               Jim
## 4328                           Michael
## 4329                               Pam
## 4330                           Michael
## 4331                               Jim
## 4332                           Phyllis
## 4333                           Michael
## 4334                            Darryl
## 4335                           Michael
## 4336                            Dwight
## 4337                           Michael
## 4338                           Michael
## 4339                            Dwight
## 4340                      Captain Jack
## 4341                           Michael
## 4342                      Captain Jack
## 4343                           Michael
## 4344                           Michael
## 4345                           Michael
## 4346                      Captain Jack
## 4347                           Michael
## 4348                      Captain Jack
## 4349                           Michael
## 4350                      Captain Jack
## 4351                           Michael
## 4352                      Captain Jack
## 4353                           Michael
## 4354                      Captain Jack
## 4355                           Michael
## 4356                      Captain Jack
## 4357                           Michael
## 4358                      Captain Jack
## 4359                           Michael
## 4360                      Captain Jack
## 4361                           Michael
## 4362                      Captain Jack
## 4363                           Michael
## 4364                      Captain Jack
## 4365                           Michael
## 4366                              Katy
## 4367                               Roy
## 4368                              Katy
## 4369                               Roy
## 4370                              Katy
## 4371                               Jim
## 4372                               Roy
## 4373                              Katy
## 4374                               Roy
## 4375                               Jim
## 4376                              Katy
## 4377                               Roy
## 4378                           Michael
## 4379                            Brenda
## 4380                           Michael
## 4381                            Brenda
## 4382                           Michael
## 4383                      Captain Jack
## 4384                           Michael
## 4385                            Dwight
## 4386                      Captain Jack
## 4387                          Meredith
## 4388                      Captain Jack
## 4389                            Dwight
## 4390                      Captain Jack
## 4391                            Dwight
## 4392                      Captain Jack
## 4393                      Captain Jack
## 4394                            Dwight
## 4395                      Captain Jack
## 4396                           Michael
## 4397                      Captain Jack
## 4398                           Michael
## 4399                           Michael
## 4400                            Dwight
## 4401                            Angela
## 4402                            Dwight
## 4403                   Darryl and Katy
## 4404                               Roy
## 4405                               Pam
## 4406                               Roy
## 4407                            Darryl
## 4408                               Pam
## 4409                               Roy
## 4410                               Pam
## 4411                               Jim
## 4412                               Pam
## 4413                               Jim
## 4414                               Pam
## 4415                               Jim
## 4416                               Pam
## 4417                      Captain Jack
## 4418                           Michael
## 4419                      Captain Jack
## 4420                           Michael
## 4421                      Captain Jack
## 4422                           Michael
## 4423                      Captain Jack
## 4424                            Dwight
## 4425                           Michael
## 4426                            Dwight
## 4427                              Katy
## 4428                               Pam
## 4429                      Captain Jack
## 4430                               Jim
## 4431                           Michael
## 4432                      Captain Jack
## 4433                               Roy
## 4434                      Captain Jack
## 4435                               Jim
## 4436                               Roy
## 4437                           Michael
## 4438                               Roy
## 4439                           Michael
## 4440                      Captain Jack
## 4441                           Michael
## 4442                               Pam
## 4443                           Michael
## 4444                               Pam
## 4445                              Katy
## 4446                               Jim
## 4447                              Katy
## 4448                               Jim
## 4449                              Katy
## 4450                      Captain Jack
## 4451                          Meredith
## 4452                            Dwight
## 4453                           Michael
## 4454                            Brenda
## 4455                           Michael
## 4456                      Captain Jack
## 4457                           Michael
## 4458                           Michael
## 4459                           Michael
## 4460                               Jim
## 4461                           Michael
## 4462                               Jim
## 4463                           Michael
## 4464                               Jim
## 4465                           Michael
## 4466                               Jim
## 4467                           Michael
## 4468                               Jim
## 4469                           Michael
## 4470                               Jim
## 4471                           Michael
## 4472                               Jim
## 4473                           Michael
## 4474                               Jim
## 4475                           Michael
## 4476                               Jim
## 4477                           Michael
## 4478                            Dwight
## 4479                           Michael
## 4480                             Oscar
## 4481                               Jim
## 4482                               Pam
## 4483                           Michael
## 4484                               Pam
## 4485                           Michael
## 4486                               Pam
## 4487                           Michael
## 4488                               Pam
## 4489                           Michael
## 4490                               Jim
## 4491                               Pam
## 4492                               Jim
## 4493                               Pam
## 4494                           Michael
## 4495                               Jim
## 4496                               Pam
## 4497                               Jim
## 4498                           Michael
## 4499                           Michael
## 4500                               Jim
## 4501                           Michael
## 4502                               Jim
## 4503                           Michael
## 4504                               Jim
## 4505                           Michael
## 4506                           Michael
## 4507                               Pam
## 4508                           Michael
## 4509                           Phyllis
## 4510                           Michael
## 4511                             Kevin
## 4512                           Michael
## 4513                           Michael
## 4514                            Dwight
## 4515                               Pam
## 4516                           Michael
## 4517                            Dwight
## 4518                               Jim
## 4519                            Dwight
## 4520                           Michael
## 4521                            Dwight
## 4522                           Michael
## 4523                               Pam
## 4524                           Michael
## 4525                               Jim
## 4526                           Michael
## 4527                               Jim
## 4528                               Pam
## 4529                               Jim
## 4530                               Pam
## 4531                               Jim
## 4532                               Jim
## 4533                               Pam
## 4534                               Jim
## 4535                       Jim and Pam
## 4536                               Pam
## 4537                               Jim
## 4538                           Michael
## 4539                           Michael
## 4540                               Pam
## 4541                           Michael
## 4542                               Pam
## 4543                           Michael
## 4544                           Michael
## 4545                               Jim
## 4546                           Michael
## 4547                            Dwight
## 4548                           Michael
## 4549                               Pam
## 4550                           Michael
## 4551                               Pam
## 4552                           Michael
## 4553                            Dwight
## 4554                           Michael
## 4555                            Dwight
## 4556                               Pam
## 4557                           Michael
## 4558                               Pam
## 4559                           Michael
## 4560                            Dwight
## 4561                           Michael
## 4562                            Dwight
## 4563                           Michael
## 4564                            Dwight
## 4565                           Michael
## 4566                            Dwight
## 4567                           Michael
## 4568                              Ryan
## 4569                           Michael
## 4570                              Ryan
## 4571                           Michael
## 4572                              Ryan
## 4573                           Michael
## 4574                              Ryan
## 4575                           Michael
## 4576                              Ryan
## 4577                           Michael
## 4578                            Dwight
## 4579                               Pam
## 4580                            Dwight
## 4581                               Pam
## 4582                            Dwight
## 4583                               Pam
## 4584                            Dwight
## 4585                               Pam
## 4586                            Dwight
## 4587                               Pam
## 4588                           Michael
## 4589                               Pam
## 4590                               Pam
## 4591                           Michael
## 4592                               Pam
## 4593                           Michael
## 4594                               Pam
## 4595                           Michael
## 4596                               Pam
## 4597                           Michael
## 4598                            Dwight
## 4599                               Pam
## 4600                            Dwight
## 4601                            Dwight
## 4602                               Pam
## 4603                            Dwight
## 4604                               Pam
## 4605                            Dwight
## 4606                               Jim
## 4607                               Pam
## 4608                           Michael
## 4609                            Dwight
## 4610                            Angela
## 4611                            Dwight
## 4612                            Angela
## 4613                            Angela
## 4614                              Toby
## 4615                              Ryan
## 4616                           Michael
## 4617                              Toby
## 4618                           Michael
## 4619                              Toby
## 4620                           Michael
## 4621                              Toby
## 4622                           Michael
## 4623                              Toby
## 4624                           Michael
## 4625                              Toby
## 4626                           Michael
## 4627                              Toby
## 4628                           Michael
## 4629                               Jim
## 4630                               Pam
## 4631                               Jim
## 4632                               Pam
## 4633                           Michael
## 4634                           Phyllis
## 4635                           Michael
## 4636                             Creed
## 4637                           Michael
## 4638                           Stanley
## 4639                           Michael
## 4640                           Stanley
## 4641                           Michael
## 4642                           Phyllis
## 4643                           Michael
## 4644                            Dwight
## 4645                           Michael
## 4646                               Jim
## 4647                              Ryan
## 4648                           Michael
## 4649                             Kevin
## 4650                           Michael
## 4651                             Kelly
## 4652                           Michael
## 4653                           Stanley
## 4654                           Michael
## 4655                           Stanley
## 4656                           Michael
## 4657                    Billy Merchant
## 4658                           Michael
## 4659                    Billy Merchant
## 4660                           Michael
## 4661                    Billy Merchant
## 4662                    Billy Merchant
## 4663                           Michael
## 4664                    Billy Merchant
## 4665                           Michael
## 4666                    Billy Merchant
## 4667                           Michael
## 4668                    Billy Merchant
## 4669                           Michael
## 4670                           Michael
## 4671                    Billy Merchant
## 4672                           Michael
## 4673                    Billy Merchant
## 4674                           Michael
## 4675                    Billy Merchant
## 4676                           Michael
## 4677                               Jim
## 4678                    Billy Merchant
## 4679                           Michael
## 4680                    Billy Merchant
## 4681                               Pam
## 4682                           Michael
## 4683                    Billy Merchant
## 4684                           Michael
## 4685                    Billy Merchant
## 4686                           Michael
## 4687                    Billy Merchant
## 4688                           Michael
## 4689                    Billy Merchant
## 4690                               Jim
## 4691                    Billy Merchant
## 4692                           Michael
## 4693                              Ryan
## 4694                           Michael
## 4695                              Ryan
## 4696                           Michael
## 4697                              Ryan
## 4698                           Michael
## 4699                              Ryan
## 4700                           Michael
## 4701                              Ryan
## 4702                           Michael
## 4703                           Michael
## 4704                              Ryan
## 4705                           Michael
## 4706                            Dwight
## 4707                               Jim
## 4708                           Michael
## 4709                            Angela
## 4710                           Michael
## 4711                            Angela
## 4712                            Dwight
## 4713                           Michael
## 4714                          Meredith
## 4715                           Michael
## 4716                               Jim
## 4717                           Michael
## 4718                               Jim
## 4719                            Dwight
## 4720                               Jim
## 4721                            Dwight
## 4722                               Jim
## 4723                            Dwight
## 4724                               Jim
## 4725                            Dwight
## 4726                               Jim
## 4727                            Dwight
## 4728                               Pam
## 4729                               Jim
## 4730                            Dwight
## 4731                               Pam
## 4732                            Dwight
## 4733                               Pam
## 4734                               Jim
## 4735                            Dwight
## 4736                               Pam
## 4737                            Dwight
## 4738                               Pam
## 4739                            Dwight
## 4740                               Pam
## 4741                            Dwight
## 4742                               Pam
## 4743                            Dwight
## 4744                               Pam
## 4745                            Dwight
## 4746                               Pam
## 4747                            Dwight
## 4748                               Pam
## 4749                            Dwight
## 4750                           Michael
## 4751                               Jim
## 4752                           Michael
## 4753                           Michael
## 4754                               Jim
## 4755                           Michael
## 4756                            Dwight
## 4757                               Jim
## 4758                            Dwight
## 4759                               Jim
## 4760                           Michael
## 4761                               Jim
## 4762                           Michael
## 4763                           Michael
## 4764                            Dwight
## 4765                               Jim
## 4766                            Dwight
## 4767                               Jim
## 4768                            Dwight
## 4769                               Jim
## 4770                            Dwight
## 4771                           Michael
## 4772                            Dwight
## 4773                           Michael
## 4774                            Dwight
## 4775                           Michael
## 4776                            Dwight
## 4777                           Michael
## 4778                               Jim
## 4779                           Michael
## 4780                               Jim
## 4781                            Dwight
## 4782                           Michael
## 4783                               Jim
## 4784                           Michael
## 4785                               Jim
## 4786                            Dwight
## 4787                           Michael
## 4788                            Dwight
## 4789                           Michael
## 4790                            Dwight
## 4791                           Michael
## 4792                               Jim
## 4793                           Michael
## 4794                               Jim
## 4795                           Michael
## 4796                               Jim
## 4797                           Michael
## 4798                               Jim
## 4799                            Dwight
## 4800                           Michael
## 4801                            Dwight
## 4802                           Michael
## 4803                            Doctor
## 4804                           Michael
## 4805                            Doctor
## 4806                            Dwight
## 4807                           Michael
## 4808                            Doctor
## 4809                           Michael
## 4810                            Doctor
## 4811                            Dwight
## 4812                           Michael
## 4813                          Lab Tech
## 4814                           Michael
## 4815                          Lab Tech
## 4816                           Michael
## 4817                            Dwight
## 4818                           Michael
## 4819                            Dwight
## 4820                           Michael
## 4821                               Pam
## 4822                               Jim
## 4823                               Pam
## 4824                               Jim
## 4825                               Pam
## 4826                               Jim
## 4827                               Pam
## 4828                               Jim
## 4829                               Pam
## 4830                               Jim
## 4831                               Pam
## 4832                               Jim
## 4833                               Pam
## 4834                               Jim
## 4835                               Pam
## 4836                             Oscar
## 4837                               Pam
## 4838                             Oscar
## 4839                               Pam
## 4840                          Lab Tech
## 4841                               Jim
## 4842                               Pam
## 4843                           Michael
## 4844                               Jim
## 4845                           Michael
## 4846                               Jim
## 4847                           Michael
## 4848                           Michael
## 4849                           Stanley
## 4850                           Michael
## 4851                              Ryan
## 4852                           Michael
## 4853                              Ryan
## 4854                           Michael
## 4855                             Kevin
## 4856                           Michael
## 4857                             Kevin
## 4858                           Michael
## 4859                           Michael
## 4860                            Dwight
## 4861                           Michael
## 4862                            Dwight
## 4863                               Jim
## 4864                           Michael
## 4865                           Michael
## 4866                            Dwight
## 4867                           Michael
## 4868                            Dwight
## 4869                            Angela
## 4870                            Dwight
## 4871                            Angela
## 4872                             Kevin
## 4873                            Dwight
## 4874                           Michael
## 4875                            Dwight
## 4876                           Michael
## 4877                            Dwight
## 4878                           Michael
## 4879                            Dwight
## 4880                             Oscar
## 4881                           Michael
## 4882                             Oscar
## 4883                           Michael
## 4884                            Dwight
## 4885                           Michael
## 4886                             Oscar
## 4887                           Michael
## 4888                             Oscar
## 4889                            Dwight
## 4890                           Michael
## 4891                             Oscar
## 4892                           Michael
## 4893                             Oscar
## 4894                            Dwight
## 4895                             Oscar
## 4896                           Michael
## 4897                             Oscar
## 4898                            Dwight
## 4899                           Michael
## 4900                            Dwight
## 4901                           Michael
## 4902                            Dwight
## 4903                           Michael
## 4904                               Pam
## 4905                             Kelly
## 4906                               Pam
## 4907                             Kelly
## 4908                               Pam
## 4909                             Kelly
## 4910                           Michael
## 4911                               Jim
## 4912                               Jim
## 4913                           Michael
## 4914                               Jim
## 4915                           Michael
## 4916                               Jim
## 4917                           Michael
## 4918                               Jim
## 4919                           Michael
## 4920                           Michael
## 4921                           Michael
## 4922                               Jim
## 4923                           Michael
## 4924                            Dwight
## 4925                              Ryan
## 4926                            Dwight
## 4927                              Ryan
## 4928                            Dwight
## 4929                           Michael
## 4930                               Jim
## 4931                           Michael
## 4932                               Jim
## 4933                           Michael
## 4934                               Jim
## 4935                           Michael
## 4936                               Jim
## 4937                           Michael
## 4938                           Stanley
## 4939                           Michael
## 4940                               Jim
## 4941                           Michael
## 4942                           Stanley
## 4943                           Michael
## 4944                            Dwight
## 4945                            Dwight
## 4946                           Michael
## 4947                               Jim
## 4948                           Michael
## 4949                            Dwight
## 4950                           Michael
## 4951                            Dwight
## 4952                           Michael
## 4953                            Dwight
## 4954                               Jim
## 4955                            Dwight
## 4956                           Michael
## 4957                            Dwight
## 4958                           Michael
## 4959                            Dwight
## 4960                           Michael
## 4961                               Jim
## 4962                           Michael
## 4963                               Jim
## 4964                           Michael
## 4965                               Jim
## 4966                           Michael
## 4967                               Jim
## 4968                           Michael
## 4969                           Michael
## 4970                           Michael
## 4971                           Michael
## 4972                              Dana
## 4973                           Michael
## 4974                               Jim
## 4975                           Michael
## 4976                               Jim
## 4977                              Dana
## 4978                           Michael
## 4979                              Dana
## 4980                           Michael
## 4981                              Dana
## 4982                           Michael
## 4983                              Dana
## 4984                            Dwight
## 4985                               Pam
## 4986                            Dwight
## 4987                               Pam
## 4988                            Dwight
## 4989                               Pam
## 4990                            Dwight
## 4991                               Pam
## 4992                            Dwight
## 4993                               Pam
## 4994                           Michael
## 4995                               Jim
## 4996                           Michael
## 4997                               Jim
## 4998                           Michael
## 4999                               Jim
## 5000                           Michael
## 5001                               Jim
## 5002                           Michael
## 5003                               Jim
## 5004                              Dana
## 5005                           Michael
## 5006                              Dana
## 5007                           Michael
## 5008                              Dana
## 5009                    Hooter's Girls
## 5010                               Jim
## 5011                           Michael
## 5012                               Jim
## 5013                           Michael
## 5014                           Michael
## 5015                               Pam
## 5016                               Jim
## 5017                               Pam
## 5018                            Dwight
## 5019                           Michael
## 5020                            Dwight
## 5021                           Michael
## 5022                              Ryan
## 5023                           Michael
## 5024                             Kevin
## 5025                           Michael
## 5026                             Kevin
## 5027                            Angela
## 5028                           Michael
## 5029                            Angela
## 5030                           Michael
## 5031                              Toby
## 5032                           Michael
## 5033                           Michael
## 5034                              Toby
## 5035                           Michael
## 5036                              Toby
## 5037                           Michael
## 5038                             Kelly
## 5039                            Phylis
## 5040                            Angela
## 5041                             Kevin
## 5042                             Creed
## 5043                             Kevin
## 5044                           Michael
## 5045                            Dwight
## 5046                             Kelly
## 5047                               Jim
## 5048                             Kevin
## 5049                               Pam
## 5050                               Jim
## 5051                               Pam
## 5052                               Jim
## 5053                               Pam
## 5054                               Jim
## 5055                               Pam
## 5056                               Jim
## 5057                               Jim
## 5058                               Pam
## 5059                               Jim
## 5060                               Pam
## 5061                               Jim
## 5062                               Pam
## 5063                               Jim
## 5064                               Pam
## 5065                               Jim
## 5066                               Pam
## 5067                               Jim
## 5068                               Pam
## 5069                               Jim
## 5070                               Pam
## 5071                               Jim
## 5072                            Dwight
## 5073                               Gil
## 5074                            Dwight
## 5075                               Gil
## 5076                             Oscar
## 5077                            Dwight
## 5078                            Dwight
## 5079                               Jim
## 5080                           Michael
## 5081                               Jim
## 5082                           Michael
## 5083                               Jim
## 5084                           Michael
## 5085                               Jim
## 5086                           Michael
## 5087                               Jim
## 5088                              Ryan
## 5089                             Creed
## 5090                              Ryan
## 5091                             Creed
## 5092                               Pam
## 5093                           Michael
## 5094                               Pam
## 5095                           Michael
## 5096                               Pam
## 5097                           Michael
## 5098                               Pam
## 5099                           Michael
## 5100                               Jim
## 5101                               Pam
## 5102                           Michael
## 5103                              Ryan
## 5104                               Jim
## 5105                               Jim
## 5106                              Ryan
## 5107                               Jim
## 5108                              Ryan
## 5109                           Michael
## 5110                               Pam
## 5111                           Michael
## 5112                               Pam
## 5113                           Michael
## 5114                               Pam
## 5115                           Michael
## 5116                               Pam
## 5117                           Michael
## 5118                               Pam
## 5119                           Michael
## 5120                               Pam
## 5121                           Michael
## 5122                               Pam
## 5123                           Michael
## 5124                               Pam
## 5125                           Michael
## 5126                               Pam
## 5127                           Michael
## 5128                             Kevin
## 5129                           Michael
## 5130                             Kevin
## 5131                           Michael
## 5132                             Kevin
## 5133                           Michael
## 5134                             Kevin
## 5135                           Michael
## 5136                             Kevin
## 5137                           Michael
## 5138                             Kevin
## 5139                               Pam
## 5140                             Kevin
## 5141                    Pam and others
## 5142                           Michael
## 5143                              Toby
## 5144                           Michael
## 5145                             Creed
## 5146                           Michael
## 5147                            Dwight
## 5148                           Michael
## 5149                            Dwight
## 5150                           Michael
## 5151                               Jim
## 5152                               Pam
## 5153                               Jim
## 5154                               Pam
## 5155                               Jim
## 5156                               Jim
## 5157                              Ryan
## 5158                               Jim
## 5159                               Pam
## 5160                           Michael
## 5161                               Jim
## 5162                           Michael
## 5163                               Jim
## 5164                           Michael
## 5165                               Jim
## 5166                           Michael
## 5167                               Jim
## 5168                               Jim
## 5169                             Kelly
## 5170                               Jim
## 5171                             Kelly
## 5172                               Jim
## 5173                             Kelly
## 5174                           Michael
## 5175                            Dwight
## 5176                           Michael
## 5177                            Dwight
## 5178                           Michael
## 5179                            Dwight
## 5180                           Michael
## 5181                            Dwight
## 5182                           Michael
## 5183                            Dwight
## 5184                           Michael
## 5185                            Dwight
## 5186                           Michael
## 5187                             Kelly
## 5188                           Michael
## 5189                            Dwight
## 5190                           Michael
## 5191                            Dwight
## 5192                           Michael
## 5193                            Dwight
## 5194                           Michael
## 5195                            Dwight
## 5196                           Michael
## 5197                           Michael
## 5198                           Stanley
## 5199                           Michael
## 5200                           Michael
## 5201                             Creed
## 5202                           Michael
## 5203                             Creed
## 5204                           Michael
## 5205                             Creed
## 5206                           Michael
## 5207                           Michael
## 5208                             Kelly
## 5209                              Ryan
## 5210                               Jim
## 5211                              Ryan
## 5212                             Kelly
## 5213                               Jim
## 5214                             Kelly
## 5215                           Michael
## 5216                            Dwight
## 5217                           Michael
## 5218                            Dwight
## 5219                           Michael
## 5220                           Michael
## 5221                             Oscar
## 5222                           Michael
## 5223                             Oscar
## 5224                Michael and Dwight
## 5225                            Dwight
## 5226                           Michael
## 5227                            Dwight
## 5228                           Michael
## 5229                            Dwight
## 5230                           Michael
## 5231                               Pam
## 5232                           Michael
## 5233                             Oscar
## 5234                           Michael
## 5235                           Michael
## 5236                            Dwight
## 5237                           Michael
## 5238                            Dwight
## 5239                           Michael
## 5240                            Dwight
## 5241                           Michael
## 5242                            Dwight
## 5243                               Pam
## 5244                               Roy
## 5245                               Pam
## 5246                               Roy
## 5247                               Pam
## 5248                             Kelly
## 5249                               Pam
## 5250                               Roy
## 5251                           Michael
## 5252                            Angela
## 5253                           Michael
## 5254                            Angela
## 5255                           Michael
## 5256                             Oscar
## 5257                           Michael
## 5258                            Dwight
## 5259                           Michael
## 5260                           Phyllis
## 5261                           Michael
## 5262                            Dwight
## 5263                           Michael
## 5264                            Dwight
## 5265                           Michael
## 5266                            Darryl
## 5267                           Michael
## 5268                               Roy
## 5269                           Michael
## 5270                            Darryl
## 5271                           Michael
## 5272                            Darryl
## 5273                           Michael
## 5274                               Roy
## 5275                           Michael
## 5276                               Pam
## 5277                             Creed
## 5278                             Oscar
## 5279                             Creed
## 5280                           Michael
## 5281                           Michael
## 5282                               Pam
## 5283                           Michael
## 5284                            Dwight
## 5285                           Michael
## 5286                           Stanley
## 5287                           Michael
## 5288                               Pam
## 5289                           Michael
## 5290                               Jim
## 5291                              Ryan
## 5292                               Jim
## 5293                              Ryan
## 5294                               Jim
## 5295                              Ryan
## 5296                               Jim
## 5297                              Ryan
## 5298                               Jim
## 5299                              Ryan
## 5300                               Jim
## 5301                              Ryan
## 5302                               Jim
## 5303                              Ryan
## 5304                               Jim
## 5305                             Kelly
## 5306                           Michael
## 5307                             Creed
## 5308                           Michael
## 5309                             Creed
## 5310                           Michael
## 5311                             Creed
## 5312                           Michael
## 5313                           Michael
## 5314                                Ed
## 5315                           Michael
## 5316                                Ed
## 5317                           Michael
## 5318                                Ed
## 5319                           Michael
## 5320                                Ed
## 5321                           Michael
## 5322                                Ed
## 5323                           Michael
## 5324                                Ed
## 5325                           Michael
## 5326                                Ed
## 5327                           Michael
## 5328                                Ed
## 5329                           Michael
## 5330                                Ed
## 5331                           Michael
## 5332                               Jim
## 5333                             Kelly
## 5334                               Jim
## 5335                           Michael
## 5336                       Todd Packer
## 5337                           Michael
## 5338                            Packer
## 5339                           Michael
## 5340                              Todd
## 5341                           Michael
## 5342                            Packer
## 5343                           Michael
## 5344                            Packer
## 5345                           Michael
## 5346                            Packer
## 5347                           Michael
## 5348                               Roy
## 5349                            Packer
## 5350                           Michael
## 5351                            Packer
## 5352                           Michael
## 5353                            Packer
## 5354                           Michael
## 5355                           Michael
## 5356                   Jim's voicemail
## 5357                               Pam
## 5358                               Pam
## 5359                               Pam
## 5360                               Pam
## 5361                               Pam
## 5362                               Pam
## 5363                               Pam
## 5364                               Jan
## 5365                               Pam
## 5366                               Jan
## 5367                           Michael
## 5368                               Jan
## 5369                           Michael
## 5370                               Jan
## 5371                           Michael
## 5372                               Jan
## 5373                           Michael
## 5374                               Jan
## 5375                           Michael
## 5376                               Jan
## 5377                           Michael
## 5378                               Jan
## 5379                           Michael
## 5380                               Jan
## 5381                           Michael
## 5382                               Jan
## 5383                           Michael
## 5384                               Jan
## 5385                               Pam
## 5386                               Jan
## 5387                               Pam
## 5388                               Jan
## 5389                               Jan
## 5390                            Dwight
## 5391                               Jim
## 5392                            Dwight
## 5393                           Michael
## 5394                           Michael
## 5395                           Michael
## 5396                            Dwight
## 5397                           Michael
## 5398                               Jan
## 5399                           Michael
## 5400                               Jan
## 5401                           Michael
## 5402                               Jan
## 5403                           Michael
## 5404                            Dwight
## 5405                               Jan
## 5406                           Michael
## 5407                           Michael
## 5408                            Dwight
## 5409                               Jan
## 5410                               Pam
## 5411                               Jan
## 5412                           Michael
## 5413                            Darryl
## 5414                           Michael
## 5415                               Roy
## 5416                           Michael
## 5417                               Roy
## 5418                           Michael
## 5419                             Kevin
## 5420                               Jim
## 5421                             Kevin
## 5422                           Michael
## 5423                               Jan
## 5424                          Meredith
## 5425                               Jan
## 5426                           Phyllis
## 5427                            Angela
## 5428                           Phyllis
## 5429                               Jan
## 5430                            Angela
## 5431                           Phyllis
## 5432                               Pam
## 5433                               Roy
## 5434                               Jim
## 5435                               Roy
## 5436                               Jim
## 5437                               Roy
## 5438                               Jim
## 5439                               Roy
## 5440                               Jim
## 5441                               Roy
## 5442                               Jim
## 5443                               Roy
## 5444                             Kevin
## 5445                            Darryl
## 5446                           Michael
## 5447                            Darryl
## 5448                           Michael
## 5449                            Dwight
## 5450                           Michael
## 5451                          Meredith
## 5452                               Jan
## 5453                          Meredith
## 5454                             Kelly
## 5455                               Jan
## 5456                             Kelly
## 5457                             Women
## 5458                               Jan
## 5459                            Dwight
## 5460                               Jim
## 5461                            Dwight
## 5462                              Ryan
## 5463                            Dwight
## 5464                               Jim
## 5465                            Darryl
## 5466                           Michael
## 5467                            Darryl
## 5468                           Michael
## 5469                            Darryl
## 5470                           Michael
## 5471                            Darryl
## 5472                           Michael
## 5473                            Darryl
## 5474                             Lonny
## 5475                           Michael
## 5476                           Michael
## 5477                             Madge
## 5478                           Michael
## 5479                             Madge
## 5480                           Michael
## 5481                           Phyllis
## 5482                          Meredith
## 5483                             Kelly
## 5484                               Jan
## 5485                               Pam
## 5486                           Phyllis
## 5487                               Pam
## 5488                               Jan
## 5489                               Pam
## 5490                               Jan
## 5491                               Pam
## 5492                               Jan
## 5493                           Michael
## 5494                            Darryl
## 5495                           Michael
## 5496                            Darryl
## 5497                           Michael
## 5498                            Darryl
## 5499                           Michael
## 5500                            Darryl
## 5501                           Michael
## 5502                               Roy
## 5503                           Michael
## 5504                             Lonny
## 5505                           Michael
## 5506                               Jan
## 5507                           Phyllis
## 5508                               Jan
## 5509                            Angela
## 5510                               Roy
## 5511                               Guy
## 5512                            Darryl
## 5513                             Kevin
## 5514                               Guy
## 5515                            Dwight
## 5516                             Lonny
## 5517                           Michael
## 5518                            Darryl
## 5519                            Dwight
## 5520                            Darryl
## 5521                           Michael
## 5522                            Darryl
## 5523                           Michael
## 5524                            Darryl
## 5525                            Dwight
## 5526                               Roy
## 5527                           Michael
## 5528                               Roy
## 5529                           Michael
## 5530                            Darryl
## 5531                               Roy
## 5532                           Michael
## 5533                               Roy
## 5534                            Darryl
## 5535                               Guy
## 5536                            Darryl
## 5537                           Michael
## 5538                            Darryl
## 5539                               Roy
## 5540                           Michael
## 5541                            Darryl
## 5542                               Men
## 5543                               Guy
## 5544                           Michael
## 5545                            Darryl
## 5546                           Michael
## 5547                            Darryl
## 5548                           Michael
## 5549                            Darryl
## 5550                       Group chant
## 5551                               Jan
## 5552                           Michael
## 5553                               Jan
## 5554                           Michael
## 5555                               Jan
## 5556                           Michael
## 5557                           Michael
## 5558                               Jan
## 5559                           Michael
## 5560                               Jan
## 5561                           Michael
## 5562                               Jan
## 5563                           Michael
## 5564                               Jan
## 5565                           Michael
## 5566                               Jan
## 5567                           Michael
## 5568                               Jan
## 5569                           Michael
## 5570                               Jan
## 5571                           Michael
## 5572                               Jan
## 5573                           Michael
## 5574                              Ryan
## 5575                           Stanley
## 5576                               Jan
## 5577                           Phyllis
## 5578                          Meredith
## 5579                               Jan
## 5580                             Kelly
## 5581                               Jan
## 5582                             Kelly
## 5583                               Jan
## 5584                             Kelly
## 5585                               Jan
## 5586                             Kelly
## 5587                               Pam
## 5588                               Jim
## 5589                               Pam
## 5590                               Jim
## 5591                               Pam
## 5592                               Jim
## 5593                               Pam
## 5594                               Jim
## 5595                               Pam
## 5596                               Jim
## 5597                               Pam
## 5598                               Jim
## 5599                               Pam
## 5600                               Jim
## 5601                               Pam
## 5602                           Michael
## 5603                            Angela
## 5604                               Jan
## 5605                           Phyllis
## 5606                               Jan
## 5607                             Kelly
## 5608                               Jan
## 5609                           Phyllis
## 5610                            Angela
## 5611                               Jan
## 5612                             Kelly
## 5613                           Michael
## 5614                               Jan
## 5615                           Michael
## 5616                               Jan
## 5617                           Michael
## 5618                               Jan
## 5619                               Pam
## 5620                               Jim
## 5621                               Pam
## 5622                               Jim
## 5623                               Pam
## 5624                               Jim
## 5625                               Pam
## 5626                               Jim
## 5627                               Pam
## 5628                               Jim
## 5629                               Pam
## 5630                               Jim
## 5631                               Pam
## 5632                               Pam
## 5633                           Michael
## 5634                            Darryl
## 5635                           Michael
## 5636                           Michael
## 5637                           Michael
## 5638                       All the Men
## 5639                           Michael
## 5640                           Michael
## 5641                            Darryl
## 5642                           Michael
## 5643                           Michael
## 5644                               Pam
## 5645                               Pam
## 5646                               Pam
## 5647                      Delivery man
## 5648                               Pam
## 5649                          Meredith
## 5650                           Phyllis
## 5651                          Meredith
## 5652                           Michael
## 5653                            Dwight
## 5654                           Michael
## 5655                            Dwight
## 5656                           Michael
## 5657                            Dwight
## 5658                           Michael
## 5659                            Dwight
## 5660                           Michael
## 5661                            Dwight
## 5662                           Michael
## 5663                           Michael
## 5664                           Michael
## 5665                               Pam
## 5666                           Michael
## 5667                             Oscar
## 5668                           Michael
## 5669                           Michael
## 5670                               Jim
## 5671                            Dwight
## 5672                               Jim
## 5673                            Dwight
## 5674                               Jim
## 5675                            Dwight
## 5676                           Michael
## 5677                               Jim
## 5678                             Kelly
## 5679                               Jim
## 5680                             Kelly
## 5681                               Jim
## 5682                             Kelly
## 5683                               Jim
## 5684                             Kelly
## 5685                               Jim
## 5686                             Kelly
## 5687                               Jim
## 5688                             Kelly
## 5689                               Jim
## 5690                              Ryan
## 5691                           Michael
## 5692                             Kevin
## 5693                               Pam
## 5694                           Phyllis
## 5695                               Pam
## 5696                           Michael
## 5697                           Michael
## 5698                            Dwight
## 5699                            Angela
## 5700                            Dwight
## 5701                            Angela
## 5702                            Dwight
## 5703                            Angela
## 5704                           Michael
## 5705                               Jim
## 5706                             Kevin
## 5707                      Delivery man
## 5708                               Pam
## 5709                      Delivery man
## 5710                             Kevin
## 5711                      Delivery man
## 5712                             Kevin
## 5713                           Michael
## 5714                             Craig
## 5715                              Josh
## 5716                           Michael
## 5717                              Josh
## 5718                           Michael
## 5719                             Craig
## 5720                           Michael
## 5721                             Craig
## 5722                           Michael
## 5723                              Josh
## 5724                           Michael
## 5725                            Dwight
## 5726                               Pam
## 5727                            Dwight
## 5728                               Pam
## 5729                            Dwight
## 5730                               Pam
## 5731                            Dwight
## 5732                               Pam
## 5733                            Dwight
## 5734                               Pam
## 5735                            Dwight
## 5736                               Pam
## 5737                            Dwight
## 5738                              Josh
## 5739                             Craig
## 5740                              Josh
## 5741                             Craig
## 5742                              Josh
## 5743                             Craig
## 5744                           Michael
## 5745                             Craig
## 5746                           Michael
## 5747                              Josh
## 5748                           Michael
## 5749                              Josh
## 5750                           Michael
## 5751                             Kelly
## 5752                               Jim
## 5753                              Ryan
## 5754                             Kelly
## 5755                               Jim
## 5756                             Kelly
## 5757                              Ryan
## 5758                             Kelly
## 5759                              Ryan
## 5760                               Jan
## 5761                             David
## 5762                              Josh
## 5763                               Jan
## 5764                             David
## 5765                           Michael
## 5766                               Jan
## 5767                             David
## 5768                               Jan
## 5769                              Josh
## 5770                             David
## 5771                              Josh
## 5772                             David
## 5773                           Michael
## 5774                           Michael
## 5775                           Michael
## 5776                           Michael
## 5777                           Michael
## 5778                             David
## 5779                           Michael
## 5780                             David
## 5781                           Michael
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## 5783                               Pam
## 5784                               Pam
## 5785                            Angela
## 5786                               Pam
## 5787                             Kevin
## 5788                             Oscar
## 5789                             Kelly
## 5790                               Jim
## 5791                             Kelly
## 5792                               Jim
## 5793                             Kelly
## 5794                               Dan
## 5795                               Jan
## 5796                             Craig
## 5797                               Jan
## 5798                             Craig
## 5799                             David
## 5800                             Craig
## 5801                               Jan
## 5802                             Craig
## 5803                               Jan
## 5804                             Craig
## 5805                           Michael
## 5806                               Jan
## 5807                           Michael
## 5808                               Jan
## 5809                           Michael
## 5810                               Jan
## 5811                           Michael
## 5812                               Jan
## 5813                           Michael
## 5814                            Dwight
## 5815                               Roy
## 5816                               Pam
## 5817                               Roy
## 5818                               Pam
## 5819                               Roy
## 5820                               Pam
## 5821                               Roy
## 5822                               Pam
## 5823                               Roy
## 5824                             David
## 5825                           Michael
## 5826                             David
## 5827                           Michael
## 5828                             David
## 5829                           Michael
## 5830                               Jan
## 5831                             David
## 5832                               Pam
## 5833                               Jim
## 5834                               Pam
## 5835                           Phyllis
## 5836                               Pam
## 5837                               Jan
## 5838                           Michael
## 5839                               Jan
## 5840                           Michael
## 5841                               Jan
## 5842                           Michael
## 5843                           Michael
## 5844                            Dwight
## 5845                           Michael
## 5846                            Dwight
## 5847                           Michael
## 5848                               Jim
## 5849                           Michael
## 5850                               Jim
## 5851                           Michael
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## 5853                            Dwight
## 5854                           Michael
## 5855                            Dwight
## 5856                           Michael
## 5857                            Dwight
## 5858                              Ryan
## 5859                           Michael
## 5860                            Dwight
## 5861                               Jim
## 5862                            Dwight
## 5863                               Jim
## 5864                               Jim
## 5865                               Pam
## 5866                               Jim
## 5867                               Pam
## 5868                           Phyllis
## 5869                               Pam
## 5870                           Phyllis
## 5871                               Jim
## 5872                               Pam
## 5873                               Pam
## 5874                           Michael
## 5875                            Dwight
## 5876                           Michael
## 5877                            Dwight
## 5878                           Michael
## 5879                           Michael
## 5880                            Dwight
## 5881                           Michael
## 5882                            Dwight
## 5883                            Dwight
## 5884                           Michael
## 5885                            Dwight
## 5886                           Michael
## 5887                            Dwight
## 5888                           Michael
## 5889                            Dwight
## 5890                           Michael
## 5891                            Dwight
## 5892                           Michael
## 5893                               Pam
## 5894                               Jim
## 5895                               Jim
## 5896                               Jim
## 5897                             Oscar
## 5898                           Michael
## 5899                            Dwight
## 5900                           Michael
## 5901                            Dwight
## 5902                           Michael
## 5903                            Dwight
## 5904                           Michael
## 5905                            Dwight
## 5906                           Michael
## 5907                           Michael
## 5908                            Dwight
## 5909                           Michael
## 5910                           Phyllis
## 5911                           Michael
## 5912                            Dwight
## 5913                           Michael
## 5914                           Stanley
## 5915                           Phyllis
## 5916                            Dwight
## 5917                               Pam
## 5918                            Dwight
## 5919                           Stanley
## 5920                            Dwight
## 5921                             Kelly
## 5922                            Dwight
## 5923                             Oscar
## 5924                            Angela
## 5925                            Dwight
## 5926                             Kelly
## 5927                           Michael
## 5928                           Stanley
## 5929                           Michael
## 5930                           Stanley
## 5931                           Michael
## 5932                           Stanley
## 5933                           Michael
## 5934                               Pam
## 5935                           Michael
## 5936                               Pam
## 5937                               Jim
## 5938                           Michael
## 5939                               Jim
## 5940                             Kevin
## 5941                               Jim
## 5942                             Kevin
## 5943                               Jim
## 5944                              Toby
## 5945                           Michael
## 5946                              Toby
## 5947                               Jim
## 5948                              Toby
## 5949                               Jim
## 5950                              Toby
## 5951                             Creed
## 5952                               Jim
## 5953                             Creed
## 5954                             Creed
## 5955                           Michael
## 5956                            Dwight
## 5957                               Jim
## 5958                            Dwight
## 5959                               Jim
## 5960                            Dwight
## 5961                           Michael
## 5962                           Michael
## 5963                           Michael
## 5964                               Jim
## 5965                            Dwight
## 5966                               Jim
## 5967                            Dwight
## 5968                               Jim
## 5969                            Dwight
## 5970                               Jim
## 5971                            Dwight
## 5972                               Jim
## 5973                            Dwight
## 5974                               Jim
## 5975                               Jim
## 5976                               Jim
## 5977                            Dwight
## 5978                           Michael
## 5979                            Angela
## 5980                            Dwight
## 5981                             Kelly
## 5982                               Pam
## 5983                              Ryan
## 5984                               Pam
## 5985                           Michael
## 5986                          Overhead
## 5987                            Angela
## 5988                             Kevin
## 5989                            Angela
## 5990                           Speaker
## 5991                             Crowd
## 5992                           Michael
## 5993                           Speaker
## 5994                            Dwight
## 5995                           Michael
## 5996                             Crowd
## 5997                           Michael
## 5998                             Kevin
## 5999                               Pam
## 6000                             Kelly
## 6001                              Ryan
## 6002                             Kelly
## 6003                               Pam
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## 6005                           Michael
## 6006                           Michael
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## 6008                           Michael
## 6009                            Dwight
## 6010                             Crowd
## 6011                            Dwight
## 6012                             Crowd
## 6013                            Dwight
## 6014                             Crowd
## 6015                            Dwight
## 6016                             Oscar
## 6017                               Jim
## 6018                              Ryan
## 6019                               Jim
## 6020                              Ryan
## 6021                              Ryan
## 6022                            Dwight
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## 6024                            Dwight
## 6025                             Crowd
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## 6027                               Jim
## 6028                               Pam
## 6029                               Jim
## 6030                               Pam
## 6031                               Jim
## 6032                               Pam
## 6033                               Jim
## 6034                               Pam
## 6035                               Jim
## 6036                               Pam
## 6037                               Jim
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## 6039                           Michael
## 6040                            Dwight
## 6041                           Michael
## 6042                            Dwight
## 6043                           Michael
## 6044                            Dwight
## 6045                           Michael
## 6046                            Dwight
## 6047                           Michael
## 6048                           Michael
## 6049                               Pam
## 6050                               Jim
## 6051                               Pam
## 6052                           Michael
## 6053                               Pam
## 6054                           Michael
## 6055                               Pam
## 6056                           Michael
## 6057                           Michael
## 6058                               Pam
## 6059                           Michael
## 6060                               Pam
## 6061                           Michael
## 6062                    Jim and Dwight
## 6063                           Michael
## 6064                               Jim
## 6065                           Michael
## 6066                            Dwight
## 6067                              Toby
## 6068                            Dwight
## 6069                             Kevin
## 6070                             Kevin
## 6071                           Stanley
## 6072                           Michael
## 6073                           Melissa
## 6074                           Michael
## 6075                           Stanley
## 6076                           Michael
## 6077                           Michael
## 6078                           Michael
## 6079                          Meredith
## 6080                           Michael
## 6081                          Meredith
## 6082                            Angela
## 6083                             Kelly
## 6084                              Toby
## 6085                             Sasha
## 6086                            Angela
## 6087                              Toby
## 6088                             Kelly
## 6089                            Angela
## 6090                             Kelly
## 6091                              Ryan
## 6092                           Michael
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## 6095                               Pam
## 6096                               Jim
## 6097                              Abby
## 6098                               Jim
## 6099                              Abby
## 6100                               Jim
## 6101                              Abby
## 6102                               Jim
## 6103                              Abby
## 6104                               Jim
## 6105                              Abby
## 6106                               Jim
## 6107                              Abby
## 6108                               Jim
## 6109                              Abby
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## 6111                           Michael
## 6112                             Sasha
## 6113                           Michael
## 6114                             Sasha
## 6115                           Michael
## 6116                             Sasha
## 6117                           Michael
## 6118                               Jim
## 6119                            Dwight
## 6120                               Jim
## 6121                            Dwight
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## 6123                            Dwight
## 6124                              Jake
## 6125                            Dwight
## 6126                              Jake
## 6127                            Dwight
## 6128                              Jake
## 6129                            Dwight
## 6130                              Jake
## 6131                            Dwight
## 6132                             Sasha
## 6133                           Melissa
## 6134                              Ryan
## 6135                           Melissa
## 6136                              Ryan
## 6137                           Melissa
## 6138                              Ryan
## 6139                           Melissa
## 6140                             Kelly
## 6141                           Stanley
## 6142                             Kelly
## 6143                           Stanley
## 6144                             Kelly
## 6145                           Stanley
## 6146                              Ryan
## 6147                           Stanley
## 6148                              Ryan
## 6149                              Ryan
## 6150                            Dwight
## 6151                           Michael
## 6152                            Dwight
## 6153                           Michael
## 6154                            Dwight
## 6155                           Michael
## 6156                             Sasha
## 6157                           Michael
## 6158                            Dwight
## 6159                           Michael
## 6160                            Dwight
## 6161                           Michael
## 6162                            Dwight
## 6163                           Michael
## 6164                            Dwight
## 6165                              Jake
## 6166                           Michael
## 6167                          The Kids
## 6168                           Michael
## 6169                            Angela
## 6170                           Michael
## 6171                           Melissa
## 6172                           Michael
## 6173                              Abby
## 6174                           Michael
## 6175                              Jake
## 6176                           Michael
## 6177                           Melissa
## 6178                           Michael
## 6179                            Dwight
## 6180                           Michael
## 6181                             Creed
## 6182                           Michael
## 6183                             Creed
## 6184                           Michael
## 6185                             Creed
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## 6187                           Michael
## 6188                             Creed
## 6189                           Michael
## 6190                           Michael
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## 6193                           Melissa
## 6194                              Jake
## 6195                           Michael
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## 6197                           Melissa
## 6198                           Michael
## 6199                              Ryan
## 6200                           Michael
## 6201                              Ryan
## 6202                           Melissa
## 6203                           Michael
## 6204                              Ryan
## 6205                           Michael
## 6206                           Michael
## 6207                           Michael
## 6208                           Michael
## 6209                        Miss Trudy
## 6210                           Michael
## 6211                            Dwight
## 6212                           Michael
## 6213                               Jim
## 6214                           Michael
## 6215                    Edward R. Meow
## 6216                              Chet
## 6217                    Edward R. Meow
## 6218                             Oscar
## 6219                           Michael
## 6220                               Pam
## 6221                            Darryl
## 6222                    Edward R. Meow
## 6223                              Chet
## 6224                            Dwight
## 6225                           Michael
## 6226                    Edward R. Meow
## 6227                           Michael
## 6228                    Edward R. Meow
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## 6230                    Edward R. Meow
## 6231                     Young Michael
## 6232                    Edward R. Meow
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## 6234                           Michael
## 6235                           Melissa
## 6236                           Michael
## 6237                              Abby
## 6238                           Michael
## 6239                             Sasha
## 6240                           Michael
## 6241                              Jake
## 6242                           Michael
## 6243                           Melissa
## 6244                           Michael
## 6245                              Jake
## 6246                           Michael
## 6247                             Sasha
## 6248                           Michael
## 6249                               Pam
## 6250                               Jim
## 6251                               Roy
## 6252                               Pam
## 6253                           Melissa
## 6254                               Pam
## 6255                           Melissa
## 6256                              Jake
## 6257                            Dwight
## 6258                              Jake
## 6259                            Dwight
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## 6262                              Toby
## 6263                           Michael
## 6264                              Toby
## 6265                           Michael
## 6266                              Toby
## 6267                           Michael
## 6268                              Toby
## 6269                           Michael
## 6270                              Toby
## 6271                           Michael
## 6272                              Toby
## 6273                           Michael
## 6274                              Toby
## 6275                           Michael
## 6276                              Toby
## 6277                           Michael
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## 6279                           Michael
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## 6281                           Michael
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## 6283                               Pam
## 6284                              Jake
## 6285                               Pam
## 6286                              Jake
## 6287                               Pam
## 6288                              Jake
## 6289                               Pam
## 6290                              Jake
## 6291                               Pam
## 6292                              Jake
## 6293                               Pam
## 6294                              Jake
## 6295                               Pam
## 6296                           Michael
## 6297                             Kevin
## 6298                              Abby
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## 6300                             Kevin
## 6301                               Jim
## 6302                             Kevin
## 6303                           Michael
## 6304                           Michael
## 6305                               Jim
## 6306                               Pam
## 6307                Michael and Dwight
## 6308                               Pam
## 6309                Michael and Dwight
## 6310                            Dwight
## 6311                           Michael
## 6312                            Dwight
## 6313                           Michael
## 6314                             Oscar
## 6315                           Michael
## 6316                              Ryan
## 6317                           Michael
## 6318                             Oscar
## 6319                           Michael
## 6320                              Toby
## 6321                           Michael
## 6322                               Jim
## 6323                           Michael
## 6324                               Pam
## 6325                           Michael
## 6326                               Pam
## 6327                           Michael
## 6328                           Michael
## 6329                           Michael
## 6330                               Jim
## 6331                           Michael
## 6332                          Meredith
## 6333                             Kevin
## 6334                           Michael
## 6335                            Dwight
## 6336                           Michael
## 6337                            Dwight
## 6338                           Michael
## 6339                            Dwight
## 6340                           Michael
## 6341                            Dwight
## 6342                           Michael
## 6343                            Dwight
## 6344                           Michael
## 6345                            Dwight
## 6346                           Michael
## 6347                            Dwight
## 6348                           Michael
## 6349                           Phyllis
## 6350                               Pam
## 6351                            Angela
## 6352                            Dwight
## 6353                           Phyllis
## 6354                            Dwight
## 6355                               Pam
## 6356                            Dwight
## 6357                            Angela
## 6358                           Michael
## 6359                               Pam
## 6360                           Michael
## 6361                               Jan
## 6362                           Michael
## 6363                               Jan
## 6364                           Michael
## 6365                               Jan
## 6366                           Michael
## 6367                               Jan
## 6368                           Michael
## 6369                               Jan
## 6370                           Michael
## 6371                           Michael
## 6372                           Michael
## 6373                           Stanley
## 6374                           Michael
## 6375                               Jim
## 6376                             Kevin
## 6377                               Jim
## 6378                             Kelly
## 6379                             Kevin
## 6380                             Kelly
## 6381                               Jim
## 6382                             Kelly
## 6383                              Toby
## 6384                           Michael
## 6385                              Toby
## 6386                           Michael
## 6387                              Toby
## 6388                           Michael
## 6389                              Toby
## 6390                           Michael
## 6391                             Oscar
## 6392                             Kevin
## 6393                             Oscar
## 6394                            Angela
## 6395                    Delivery Woman
## 6396                           Michael
## 6397                    Delivery Woman
## 6398                           Michael
## 6399                               Pam
## 6400                    Delivery Woman
## 6401                           Michael
## 6402                           Michael
## 6403                            Dwight
## 6404                           Michael
## 6405                            Dwight
## 6406                           Michael
## 6407                               Pam
## 6408                               Jim
## 6409                               Pam
## 6410                               Pam
## 6411                            Dwight
## 6412                           Michael
## 6413                            Dwight
## 6414                           Michael
## 6415                            Dwight
## 6416                           Michael
## 6417                            Dwight
## 6418                             Oscar
## 6419                           Michael
## 6420                            Dwight
## 6421                               Pam
## 6422                               Jim
## 6423                            Dwight
## 6424                           Michael
## 6425                            Dwight
## 6426                           Michael
## 6427                            Dwight
## 6428                           Michael
## 6429                            Dwight
## 6430                             Oscar
## 6431                            Dwight
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## 6433                            Dwight
## 6434                      Delivery Boy
## 6435                            Dwight
## 6436                            Dwight
## 6437                            Dwight
## 6438                           Michael
## 6439                            Dwight
## 6440                           Michael
## 6441                             Oscar
## 6442                            Dwight
## 6443                           Michael
## 6444                           Stanley
## 6445                           Michael
## 6446                            Angela
## 6447                           Michael
## 6448                            Angela
## 6449                           Michael
## 6450                            Angela
## 6451                           Michael
## 6452                           Michael
## 6453                               Jim
## 6454                               Pam
## 6455                               Jim
## 6456                               Pam
## 6457                            Dwight
## 6458                              Ryan
## 6459                            Dwight
## 6460                            Angela
## 6461                            Dwight
## 6462                            Angela
## 6463                            Dwight
## 6464                            Angela
## 6465                            Dwight
## 6466                            Angela
## 6467                            Dwight
## 6468                            Angela
## 6469                               Jim
## 6470                               Pam
## 6471                               Jim
## 6472                               Pam
## 6473                               Jim
## 6474                      Office Staff
## 6475                             Kevin
## 6476                           Michael
## 6477                             Kevin
## 6478                           Michael
## 6479                            Dwight
## 6480                           Michael
## 6481                            Dwight
## 6482                           Michael
## 6483                            Dwight
## 6484                           Michael
## 6485                            Angela
## 6486                           Michael
## 6487                               Pam
## 6488                               Jim
## 6489                               Pam
## 6490                               Jim
## 6491                               Pam
## 6492                               Jim
## 6493                               Pam
## 6494                    Store Employee
## 6495                               Pam
## 6496                               Jim
## 6497                               Pam
## 6498                              Toby
## 6499                           Michael
## 6500                             Kevin
## 6501                           Michael
## 6502                             Kevin
## 6503                           Michael
## 6504                              Toby
## 6505                           Michael
## 6506                              Toby
## 6507                           Michael
## 6508                             Kevin
## 6509                           Michael
## 6510                            Dwight
## 6511                               Jim
## 6512                            Dwight
## 6513                               Jim
## 6514                           Michael
## 6515                           Stanley
## 6516                           Michael
## 6517                           Michael
## 6518                            Dwight
## 6519                           Michael
## 6520                             Kelly
## 6521                              Ryan
## 6522                               Jim
## 6523                               Pam
## 6524                               Jim
## 6525                            Dwight
## 6526                               Pam
## 6527                               Jim
## 6528                           Michael
## 6529                               Pam
## 6530                           Michael
## 6531                               Jim
## 6532                             Kevin
## 6533                           Michael
## 6534                             Kevin
## 6535                           Michael
## 6536                             Kevin
## 6537                           Michael
## 6538                             Carol
## 6539                           Michael
## 6540                             Carol
## 6541                           Michael
## 6542                             Carol
## 6543                           Michael
## 6544                             Carol
## 6545                           Michael
## 6546                           Michael
## 6547                             Kevin
## 6548                           Michael
## 6549                           Michael
## 6550                             Kevin
## 6551                           Michael
## 6552                            Dwight
## 6553                           Michael
## 6554                            Dwight
## 6555                           Michael
## 6556                               Pam
## 6557                           Michael
## 6558                               Pam
## 6559                           Michael
## 6560                               Pam
## 6561                            Dwight
## 6562                               Jim
## 6563                            Dwight
## 6564                               Jim
## 6565                            Dwight
## 6566                             Kevin
## 6567                            Dwight
## 6568                               Jim
## 6569                               Pam
## 6570                             Kelly
## 6571                            Dwight
## 6572                             Kelly
## 6573                            Dwight
## 6574                              Ryan
## 6575                            Dwight
## 6576                              Ryan
## 6577                            Dwight
## 6578                              Ryan
## 6579                            Dwight
## 6580                              Ryan
## 6581                           Michael
## 6582                            Dwight
## 6583                               Jim
## 6584                            Dwight
## 6585                               Jim
## 6586                            Dwight
## 6587                               Jim
## 6588                            Dwight
## 6589                           Michael
## 6590                             Kevin
## 6591                            Dwight
## 6592                           Michael
## 6593                            Dwight
## 6594                           Michael
## 6595                            Dwight
## 6596                           Michael
## 6597                            Dwight
## 6598                           Michael
## 6599                               Jim
## 6600                           Michael
## 6601                              Ryan
## 6602                            Dwight
## 6603                            Dwight
## 6604                             Oscar
## 6605                            Dwight
## 6606                             Oscar
## 6607                            Dwight
## 6608                             Oscar
## 6609                            Dwight
## 6610                            Dwight
## 6611                            Dwight
## 6612                           Phyllis
## 6613                            Dwight
## 6614                           Phyllis
## 6615                            Dwight
## 6616                             Creed
## 6617                            Dwight
## 6618                               Jim
## 6619                            Dwight
## 6620                               Jim
## 6621                            Dwight
## 6622                               Jim
## 6623                            Dwight
## 6624                               Jim
## 6625                            Dwight
## 6626                               Jim
## 6627                            Dwight
## 6628                             Oscar
## 6629                               Jim
## 6630                           Stanley
## 6631                               Jim
## 6632                           Stanley
## 6633                               Pam
## 6634                           Stanley
## 6635                           Pam/Jim
## 6636                               Pam
## 6637                               Jim
## 6638                               Pam
## 6639                               Pam
## 6640                               Jim
## 6641                               Pam
## 6642                               Jim
## 6643                            Dwight
## 6644                            Angela
## 6645                            Dwight
## 6646                            Angela
## 6647                           Michael
## 6648                             Kevin
## 6649                           Michael
## 6650                            Dwight
## 6651                           Michael
## 6652                            Dwight
## 6653                             Oscar
## 6654                              Toby
## 6655                           Michael
## 6656                           Michael
## 6657                            Dwight
## 6658                           Michael
## 6659                            Dwight
## 6660                           Michael
## 6661                            Dwight
## 6662                             Kevin
## 6663                            Dwight
## 6664                            Angela
## 6665                            Dwight
## 6666                            Angela
## 6667                            Dwight
## 6668                             Kelly
## 6669                               Pam
## 6670                             Kelly
## 6671                               Pam
## 6672                             Kelly
## 6673                           Michael
## 6674                           Phyllis
## 6675                            Angela
## 6676                             Oscar
## 6677                           Michael
## 6678                            Dwight
## 6679                           Michael
## 6680                           Michael
## 6681                           Stanley
## 6682                           Michael
## 6683                           Stanley
## 6684                           Michael
## 6685                           Stanley
## 6686                           Michael
## 6687                              Toby
## 6688                           Michael
## 6689                              Toby
## 6690                           Michael
## 6691                              Toby
## 6692                           Michael
## 6693                              Toby
## 6694                           Michael
## 6695                               Pam
## 6696                           Michael
## 6697                               Pam
## 6698                           Michael
## 6699                               Pam
## 6700                           Michael
## 6701                            Dwight
## 6702                           Michael
## 6703                            Dwight
## 6704                           Michael
## 6705                            Dwight
## 6706                             Linda
## 6707                            Dwight
## 6708                             Linda
## 6709                            Dwight
## 6710                           Michael
## 6711                            Dwight
## 6712                           Michael
## 6713                            Dwight
## 6714                           Michael
## 6715                            Dwight
## 6716                           Michael
## 6717                            Dwight
## 6718                           Michael
## 6719                            Dwight
## 6720                           Michael
## 6721                            Dwight
## 6722                           Michael
## 6723                            Dwight
## 6724                           Michael
## 6725                            Dwight
## 6726                           Michael
## 6727                            Dwight
## 6728                           Michael
## 6729                            Angela
## 6730                            Dwight
## 6731                            Angela
## 6732                            Dwight
## 6733                             Linda
## 6734                              Ryan
## 6735                             Linda
## 6736                              Ryan
## 6737                            Dwight
## 6738                               Pam
## 6739                             Kevin
## 6740                             Linda
## 6741                             Kevin
## 6742                           Michael
## 6743                            Dwight
## 6744                           Michael
## 6745                            Dwight
## 6746                           Michael
## 6747                            Dwight
## 6748                               Pam
## 6749                               Jim
## 6750                               Pam
## 6751                               Jim
## 6752                               Pam
## 6753                           Michael
## 6754                            Dwight
## 6755                           Michael
## 6756                            Dwight
## 6757                           Michael
## 6758                              Hank
## 6759                           Michael
## 6760                              Hank
## 6761                            Dwight
## 6762                              Hank
## 6763                            Dwight
## 6764                              Hank
## 6765                           Michael
## 6766                            Dwight
## 6767                           Michael
## 6768                            Dwight
## 6769                           Michael
## 6770                            Dwight
## 6771                              Hank
## 6772                            Dwight
## 6773                               Jim
## 6774                             Kevin
## 6775                               Pam
## 6776                             Kevin
## 6777                               Jim
## 6778                           Phyllis
## 6779                               Pam
## 6780                           Phyllis
## 6781                               Pam
## 6782                            Angela
## 6783                               Pam
## 6784                               Pam
## 6785                           Michael
## 6786                           Phyllis
## 6787                 I.D. Photographer
## 6788                           Phyllis
## 6789                            Dwight
## 6790                           Phyllis
## 6791                            Dwight
## 6792                            Dwight
## 6793                           Michael
## 6794                              Ryan
## 6795                           Michael
## 6796                              Ryan
## 6797                           Michael
## 6798                              Ryan
## 6799                             Oscar
## 6800                           Michael
## 6801                              Toby
## 6802                           Michael
## 6803                             Oscar
## 6804                              Toby
## 6805                             Oscar
## 6806                           Michael
## 6807                             Oscar
## 6808                              Toby
## 6809                           Michael
## 6810                              Toby
## 6811                           Michael
## 6812                              Toby
## 6813                           Michael
## 6814                              Toby
## 6815                           Michael
## 6816                              Toby
## 6817                           Michael
## 6818                              Toby
## 6819                           Michael
## 6820                           Michael
## 6821                            Angela
## 6822                           Michael
## 6823                             Oscar
## 6824                           Michael
## 6825                            Angela
## 6826                           Michael
## 6827                           Michael
## 6828                            Angela
## 6829                           Michael
## 6830                             Oscar
## 6831                           Michael
## 6832                               Pam
## 6833                           Michael
## 6834                             Oscar
## 6835                            Angela
## 6836                           Michael
## 6837                            Angela
## 6838                             Oscar
## 6839                               Pam
## 6840                           Michael
## 6841                               Pam
## 6842                             Oscar
## 6843                            Angela
## 6844                           Michael
## 6845                               Pam
## 6846                      Photographer
## 6847                             Creed
## 6848                               Pam
## 6849                            Angela
## 6850                            Angela
## 6851                              Toby
## 6852                           Michael
## 6853                              Toby
## 6854                           Michael
## 6855                              Toby
## 6856                           Michael
## 6857                              Toby
## 6858                           Michael
## 6859                              Toby
## 6860                           Michael
## 6861                              Toby
## 6862                              Toby
## 6863                           Michael
## 6864                      Photographer
## 6865                            Dwight
## 6866                      Photographer
## 6867                           Michael
## 6868                               Pam
## 6869                           Michael
## 6870                              Toby
## 6871                           Michael
## 6872                            Angela
## 6873                           Michael
## 6874                              Toby
## 6875                           Michael
## 6876                            Dwight
## 6877                               Pam
## 6878                           Michael
## 6879                               Pam
## 6880                           Michael
## 6881                               Pam
## 6882                           Michael
## 6883                              Ryan
## 6884                             Kelly
## 6885                              Toby
## 6886                             Kelly
## 6887                              Toby
## 6888                           Michael
## 6889                               Jim
## 6890                           Michael
## 6891                               Jim
## 6892                            Dwight
## 6893                               Jim
## 6894                            Dwight
## 6895                              Toby
## 6896                           Michael
## 6897                               Pam
## 6898                           Michael
## 6899                            Anglea
## 6900                               Pam
## 6901                           Michael
## 6902                           Stanley
## 6903                             Creed
## 6904                           Michael
## 6905                           Phyllis
## 6906                           Michael
## 6907                           Phyllis
## 6908                           Stanley
## 6909                           Michael
## 6910                              Toby
## 6911                               Pam
## 6912                               Jim
## 6913                               Pam
## 6914                               Jim
## 6915                               Pam
## 6916                               Jim
## 6917                               Pam
## 6918                               Jim
## 6919                           Phyllis
## 6920                            Angela
## 6921                           Phyllis
## 6922                           Michael
## 6923                           Phyllis
## 6924                           Michael
## 6925                             Creed
## 6926                           Michael
## 6927                             Kevin
## 6928                               Jim
## 6929                            Dwight
## 6930                               Jim
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## 6932                            Dwight
## 6933                            Dwight
## 6934                               Jim
## 6935                            Dwight
## 6936                               Jim
## 6937                            Dwight
## 6938                               Jim
## 6939                            Dwight
## 6940                              Toby
## 6941                            Dwight
## 6942                           Phyllis
## 6943                           Stanley
## 6944                           Michael
## 6945                            Dwight
## 6946                           Michael
## 6947                            Dwight
## 6948                           Michael
## 6949                            Dwight
## 6950                           Michael
## 6951                            Dwight
## 6952                           Michael
## 6953                            Dwight
## 6954                           Michael
## 6955                            Dwight
## 6956                           Michael
## 6957                            Dwight
## 6958                           Michael
## 6959                            Dwight
## 6960                           Michael
## 6961                            Dwight
## 6962                           Michael
## 6963                            Dwight
## 6964                           Michael
## 6965                            Dwight
## 6966                           Michael
## 6967                            Dwight
## 6968                            Dwight
## 6969                           Michael
## 6970                           Michael
## 6971                           Michael
## 6972                               Jim
## 6973                           Michael
## 6974                               Jim
## 6975                           Michael
## 6976                               Jim
## 6977                           Michael
## 6978                               Jim
## 6979                           Michael
## 6980                               Jim
## 6981                            Dwight
## 6982                               Jim
## 6983                            Dwight
## 6984                               Jim
## 6985                           Michael
## 6986                            Dwight
## 6987                           Michael
## 6988                            Dwight
## 6989                           Michael
## 6990                            Dwight
## 6991                           Michael
## 6992                           Michael
## 6993                      Photographer
## 6994                           Michael
## 6995                      Photographer
## 6996                           Michael
## 6997                      Photographer
## 6998                           Michael
## 6999                           Stanley
## 7000                           Michael
## 7001                            Dwight
## 7002                      Photographer
## 7003                           Michael
## 7004                      Photographer
## 7005                           Michael
## 7006                      Photographer
## 7007                           Michael
## 7008                               Pam
## 7009                           Michael
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## 7011                               Jim
## 7012                               Pam
## 7013                               Jim
## 7014                               Pam
## 7015                               Jim
## 7016                               Jim
## 7017                           Michael
## 7018                               Jim
## 7019                           Michael
## 7020                               Jim
## 7021                               Pam
## 7022                           Phyllis
## 7023                           Michael
## 7024                           Michael
## 7025                           Michael
## 7026                           Michael
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## 7029                               Jim
## 7030                           Michael
## 7031                           Michael
## 7032                               Jim
## 7033                            Dwight
## 7034                               Pam
## 7035                            Dwight
## 7036                               Roy
## 7037                               Pam
## 7038                            Dwight
## 7039                               Jim
## 7040                            Dwight
## 7041                               Jim
## 7042                            Dwight
## 7043                               Jim
## 7044                            Dwight
## 7045                               Jim
## 7046                            Dwight
## 7047                               Jim
## 7048                            Dwight
## 7049                               Jim
## 7050                            Dwight
## 7051                           Michael
## 7052                               Jan
## 7053                           Michael
## 7054                               Jan
## 7055                           Michael
## 7056                               Jan
## 7057                           Michael
## 7058                               Jan
## 7059                           Michael
## 7060                               Jan
## 7061                           Michael
## 7062                               Jan
## 7063                           Michael
## 7064                               Jan
## 7065                           Michael
## 7066                               Jan
## 7067                           Michael
## 7068                           Michael
## 7069                             Oscar
## 7070                           Michael
## 7071                             Oscar
## 7072                           Michael
## 7073                            Dwight
## 7074                           Michael
## 7075                               Jim
## 7076                           Michael
## 7077                               Pam
## 7078                           Michael
## 7079                            Angela
## 7080                             Creed
## 7081                             Kevin
## 7082                             Kelly
## 7083                            Angela
## 7084                           Michael
## 7085                              Toby
## 7086                           Michael
## 7087                               Jim
## 7088                           Michael
## 7089                           Phyllis
## 7090                           Michael
## 7091                           Phyllis
## 7092                           Michael
## 7093                               Pam
## 7094                           Michael
## 7095                            Dwight
## 7096                           Michael
## 7097                             Creed
## 7098                               Jim
## 7099                           Michael
## 7100                           Michael
## 7101                               Jim
## 7102                               Pam
## 7103                               Jim
## 7104                               Pam
## 7105                               Jim
## 7106                               Pam
## 7107                               Jim
## 7108                               Pam
## 7109                               Jim
## 7110                               Pam
## 7111                               Jim
## 7112                           Michael
## 7113                            Darryl
## 7114                           Michael
## 7115                            Darryl
## 7116                           Michael
## 7117                            Dwight
## 7118                           Michael
## 7119                            Dwight
## 7120                           Michael
## 7121                            Darryl
## 7122                           Michael
## 7123                            Darryl
## 7124                           Michael
## 7125                            Darryl
## 7126                           Michael
## 7127                            Darryl
## 7128                            Darryl
## 7129                           Michael
## 7130                            Darryl
## 7131                               Jim
## 7132                               Pam
## 7133                               Jim
## 7134                               Pam
## 7135                               Jim
## 7136                               Pam
## 7137                               Jim
## 7138                               Pam
## 7139                               Jim
## 7140                               Pam
## 7141                               Jim
## 7142                             Kevin
## 7143                               Jim
## 7144                               Pam
## 7145                               Jim
## 7146                               Pam
## 7147                               Jim
## 7148                               Pam
## 7149                               Jim
## 7150                               Pam
## 7151                           Michael
## 7152                               Pam
## 7153                           Michael
## 7154                               Pam
## 7155                           Michael
## 7156                               Pam
## 7157                           Michael
## 7158                               Pam
## 7159                               Pam
## 7160                               Pam
## 7161                             Carol
## 7162                           Michael
## 7163                             Carol
## 7164                           Michael
## 7165                             Carol
## 7166                           Michael
## 7167                             Carol
## 7168                           Michael
## 7169                             Carol
## 7170                           Michael
## 7171                             Carol
## 7172                           Michael
## 7173                             Carol
## 7174                           Michael
## 7175                               Pam
## 7176                           Michael
## 7177                               Pam
## 7178                               Jan
## 7179                           Michael
## 7180                               Jan
## 7181                           Michael
## 7182                               Jan
## 7183                           Michael
## 7184                               Jan
## 7185                           Michael
## 7186                               Jan
## 7187                           Michael
## 7188                               Jan
## 7189                           Michael
## 7190                             Carol
## 7191                           Michael
## 7192                             Carol
## 7193                           Michael
## 7194                             Carol
## 7195                           Michael
## 7196                             Carol
## 7197                           Michael
## 7198                             Carol
## 7199                           Michael
## 7200                             Carol
## 7201                           Michael
## 7202                             Carol
## 7203                           Michael
## 7204                             Carol
## 7205                           Michael
## 7206                               Pam
## 7207                               Roy
## 7208                           Michael
## 7209                             Carol
## 7210                           Michael
## 7211                             Carol
## 7212                           Michael
## 7213                             Carol
## 7214                           Michael
## 7215                            Dwight
## 7216                            Dwight
## 7217                           Michael
## 7218                             Carol
## 7219                           Michael
## 7220                             Creed
## 7221                Billy's Girlfriend
## 7222                             Billy
## 7223                Billy's Girlfriend
## 7224                           Michael
## 7225                             Billy
## 7226                           Michael
## 7227                             Billy
## 7228                           Michael
## 7229                           Michael
## 7230                           Stanley
## 7231                           Michael
## 7232                            Dealer
## 7233                           Michael
## 7234                           Michael
## 7235                              Toby
## 7236                           Michael
## 7237                              Toby
## 7238                           Michael
## 7239                            Dealer
## 7240                           Michael
## 7241                            Dealer
## 7242                           Michael
## 7243                          Meredith
## 7244                              Toby
## 7245                            Dwight
## 7246                               Jim
## 7247                               Jim
## 7248                             Carol
## 7249                           Michael
## 7250                               Jan
## 7251                           Michael
## 7252                               Jan
## 7253                           Michael
## 7254                               Jan
## 7255                             Carol
## 7256                           Michael
## 7257                               Jan
## 7258                             Carol
## 7259                               Jan
## 7260                             Carol
## 7261                               Jan
## 7262                           Michael
## 7263                            Dwight
## 7264                           Michael
## 7265                            Dwight
## 7266                            Dwight
## 7267                             Kevin
## 7268                            Dwight
## 7269                             Billy
## 7270                            Angela
## 7271                            Dwight
## 7272                             Kevin
## 7273                            Angela
## 7274                            Dwight
## 7275                            Angela
## 7276                            Dwight
## 7277                             Kevin
## 7278                             Oscar
## 7279                            Dwight
## 7280                               Jim
## 7281                               Pam
## 7282                               Jim
## 7283                               Pam
## 7284                               Jim
## 7285                               Pam
## 7286                               Jim
## 7287                             Kevin
## 7288                               Pam
## 7289                               Jim
## 7290                             Kevin
## 7291                               Jim
## 7292                               Jan
## 7293                             Carol
## 7294                               Jan
## 7295                             Carol
## 7296                               Jan
## 7297                             Carol
## 7298                               Jan
## 7299                              Ryan
## 7300                               Jim
## 7301                           Michael
## 7302                            Dealer
## 7303                            Dwight
## 7304                           Michael
## 7305                             Carol
## 7306                           Michael
## 7307                            Dealer
## 7308                           Michael
## 7309                            Dwight
## 7310                               Jan
## 7311                            Dwight
## 7312                               Jan
## 7313                            Dwight
## 7314                               Jan
## 7315                            Dwight
## 7316                             Kevin
## 7317                             Kevin
## 7318                           Phyllis
## 7319                         Bob Vance
## 7320                           Phyllis
## 7321                             Kevin
## 7322                            Dwight
## 7323                           Phyllis
## 7324                             Oscar
## 7325                            Dwight
## 7326                           Phyllis
## 7327                               Bob
## 7328                           Phyllis
## 7329                             Kevin
## 7330                               Roy
## 7331                             Kevin
## 7332                               Roy
## 7333                             Kevin
## 7334                               Roy
## 7335                             Kevin
## 7336                               Roy
## 7337                             Kevin
## 7338                               Roy
## 7339                             Kevin
## 7340                               Jan
## 7341                               Jim
## 7342                               Jan
## 7343                               Jim
## 7344                               Jan
## 7345                               Jim
## 7346                               Jan
## 7347                               Jim
## 7348                               Jan
## 7349                               Jim
## 7350                               Jan
## 7351                               Jim
## 7352                               Jan
## 7353                               Bob
## 7354                             Creed
## 7355                               Roy
## 7356                               Pam
## 7357                               Roy
## 7358                               Pam
## 7359                               Roy
## 7360                               Jim
## 7361                               Roy
## 7362                               Pam
## 7363                               Jim
## 7364                               Pam
## 7365                               Jim
## 7366                               Pam
## 7367                               Jim
## 7368                               Pam
## 7369                               Jim
## 7370                               Pam
## 7371                               Jim
## 7372                               Pam
## 7373                               Jim
## 7374                               Pam
## 7375                               Jim
## 7376                               Pam
## 7377                               Jim
## 7378                               Pam
## 7379                               Jim
## 7380                               Pam
## 7381                               Jim
## 7382                               Jan
## 7383                           Michael
## 7384                               Jan
## 7385                           Michael
## 7386                               Jan
## 7387                           Michael
## 7388                               Jan
## 7389                             Carol
## 7390                               Jan
## 7391                           Michael
## 7392                               Jan
## 7393                             Carol
## 7394                           Michael
## 7395                             Carol
## 7396                           Michael
## 7397                           Michael
## 7398                               Pam
## 7399                              Ryan
## 7400                               Jim
## 7401                               Pam
## 7402                               Jim
## 7403                               Pam
## 7404                               Jim
## 7405                            Dwight
## 7406                           Michael
## 7407                              Toby
## 7408                           Michael
## 7409                              Toby
## 7410                              Toby
## 7411                           Michael
## 7412                              Toby
## 7413                           Michael
## 7414                              Toby
## 7415                           Michael
## 7416                              Toby
## 7417                           Michael
## 7418                              Toby
## 7419                           Michael
## 7420                           Michael
## 7421                             Oscar
## 7422                           Michael
## 7423                             Oscar
## 7424                            Angela
## 7425                             Oscar
## 7426                               Jim
## 7427                               Jim
## 7428                              Andy
## 7429                               Jim
## 7430                              Andy
## 7431                               Jim
## 7432                              Andy
## 7433                               Jim
## 7434                              Andy
## 7435                              Josh
## 7436                               Jim
## 7437                             Karen
## 7438                           Michael
## 7439                            Dwight
## 7440                           Michael
## 7441                            Dwight
## 7442                           Michael
## 7443                            Dwight
## 7444                           Michael
## 7445                            Dwight
## 7446                           Michael
## 7447                           Michael
## 7448                            Dwight
## 7449                           Michael
## 7450                            Dwight
## 7451                           Michael
## 7452                            Dwight
## 7453                           Michael
## 7454                            Dwight
## 7455                           Michael
## 7456                            Dwight
## 7457                               Jim
## 7458                           Michael
## 7459                            Dwight
## 7460                               Jim
## 7461                               Roy
## 7462                               Pam
## 7463                               Roy
## 7464                               Pam
## 7465                               Roy
## 7466                               Pam
## 7467                               Roy
## 7468                           Stanley
## 7469                             Kelly
## 7470                             Oscar
## 7471                            Angela
## 7472                              Andy
## 7473                               Jan
## 7474                           Michael
## 7475                               Jan
## 7476                              Toby
## 7477                           Michael
## 7478                               Jan
## 7479                           Michael
## 7480                              Toby
## 7481                           Michael
## 7482                               Jan
## 7483                           Michael
## 7484                               Jan
## 7485                           Michael
## 7486                               Jan
## 7487                           Michael
## 7488                               Jan
## 7489                           Michael
## 7490                             Oscar
## 7491                           Michael
## 7492                               Pam
## 7493                            Dwight
## 7494                           Michael
## 7495                            Dwight
## 7496                             Oscar
## 7497                            Angela
## 7498                           Michael
## 7499                           Michael
## 7500                           Michael
## 7501                             Oscar
## 7502                             Creed
## 7503                           Michael
## 7504                            Angela
## 7505                           Michael
## 7506                             Kevin
## 7507                            Dwight
## 7508                             Oscar
## 7509                            Dwight
## 7510                           Phyllis
## 7511                           Michael
## 7512                           Michael
## 7513                           Phyllis
## 7514                           Michael
## 7515                           Phyllis
## 7516                           Michael
## 7517                             Oscar
## 7518                           Michael
## 7519                             Oscar
## 7520                           Michael
## 7521                           Michael
## 7522                             Oscar
## 7523                           Michael
## 7524                             Oscar
## 7525                           Michael
## 7526                             Oscar
## 7527                           Michael
## 7528                             Oscar
## 7529                           Michael
## 7530                            Dwight
## 7531                           Michael
## 7532                           Michael
## 7533                           Michael
## 7534                           Michael
## 7535                           Michael
## 7536                             Oscar
## 7537                            Dwight
## 7538                             Oscar
## 7539                            Dwight
## 7540                           Michael
## 7541                               Pam
## 7542                           Michael
## 7543                               Pam
## 7544                           Michael
## 7545                               Pam
## 7546                           Michael
## 7547                               Pam
## 7548                           Michael
## 7549                               Pam
## 7550                           Michael
## 7551                               Pam
## 7552                           Michael
## 7553                               Pam
## 7554                           Michael
## 7555                               Pam
## 7556                           Michael
## 7557                               Pam
## 7558                           Michael
## 7559                               Pam
## 7560                           Michael
## 7561                               Pam
## 7562                           Michael
## 7563                               Pam
## 7564                           Michael
## 7565                               Pam
## 7566                           Michael
## 7567                              Ryan
## 7568                           Michael
## 7569                              Ryan
## 7570                           Michael
## 7571                            Angela
## 7572                           Michael
## 7573                           Michael
## 7574                            Dwight
## 7575                            Angela
## 7576                            Dwight
## 7577                            Angela
## 7578                            Dwight
## 7579                            Angela
## 7580                            Angela
## 7581                             Kelly
## 7582                               Pam
## 7583                             Kelly
## 7584                               Pam
## 7585                               Pam
## 7586                             Kelly
## 7587                           Michael
## 7588                             Kelly
## 7589                           Michael
## 7590                            Dwight
## 7591                           Michael
## 7592                               Pam
## 7593                           Michael
## 7594                               Pam
## 7595                           Michael
## 7596                            Dwight
## 7597                           Michael
## 7598                            Dwight
## 7599                           Michael
## 7600                            Dwight
## 7601                            Dwight
## 7602                           Michael
## 7603                Dwight and Michael
## 7604                             Creed
## 7605                            Angela
## 7606                          Meredith
## 7607                            Angela
## 7608                             Creed
## 7609                            Dwight
## 7610                              Josh
## 7611                           Michael
## 7612                              Josh
## 7613                           Michael
## 7614                           Michael
## 7615                               Jim
## 7616                           Michael
## 7617                            Dwight
## 7618                               Jim
## 7619                           Michael
## 7620                            Dwight
## 7621                               Jim
## 7622                            Dwight
## 7623                               Jim
## 7624                             Kevin
## 7625                              Toby
## 7626                             Kevin
## 7627                              Toby
## 7628                             Kevin
## 7629                            Dwight
## 7630                               Jim
## 7631                            Dwight
## 7632                              Josh
## 7633                           Michael
## 7634                              Josh
## 7635                               Jan
## 7636                            Dwight
## 7637                               Jan
## 7638                              Josh
## 7639                               Jan
## 7640                              Josh
## 7641                               Jan
## 7642                           Michael
## 7643                               Jan
## 7644                           Michael
## 7645                               Jan
## 7646                           Michael
## 7647                             Kelly
## 7648                               Pam
## 7649                             Kelly
## 7650                            Dwight
## 7651                           Michael
## 7652                            Dwight
## 7653                           Michael
## 7654                            Dwight
## 7655                           Michael
## 7656                               Jim
## 7657                           Michael
## 7658                               Jim
## 7659                           Michael
## 7660                              Josh
## 7661                           Michael
## 7662                              Josh
## 7663                               Jim
## 7664                           Michael
## 7665                              Josh
## 7666                               Jim
## 7667                           Michael
## 7668                            Dwight
## 7669                           Michael
## 7670                           Michael
## 7671                           Michael
## 7672                            Dwight
## 7673                     Jerome Bettis
## 7674                            Dwight
## 7675                     Jerome Bettis
## 7676                           Michael
## 7677                     Jerome Bettis
## 7678                           Michael
## 7679                     Jerome Bettis
## 7680                           Michael
## 7681                            Dwight
## 7682                           Michael
## 7683                            Dwight
## 7684                           Michael
## 7685                              Josh
## 7686                           Michael
## 7687                            Dwight
## 7688                           Michael
## 7689                            Dwight
## 7690                              Josh
## 7691                               Jim
## 7692                               Ted
## 7693                              Josh
## 7694                           Michael
## 7695                           Michael
## 7696                            Dwight
## 7697                           Michael
## 7698                            Dwight
## 7699                              Toby
## 7700                               Pam
## 7701                              Toby
## 7702                               Pam
## 7703                              Toby
## 7704                               Pam
## 7705                              Toby
## 7706                            Dwight
## 7707                           Michael
## 7708                            Dwight
## 7709                           Michael
## 7710                               Jim
## 7711                           Michael
## 7712                               Jim
## 7713                           Michael
## 7714                               Jim
## 7715                           Michael
## 7716                               Jim
## 7717                           Michael
## 7718                               Jim
## 7719                              Josh
## 7720                               Jan
## 7721                           Michael
## 7722                            Dwight
## 7723                            Waiter
## 7724                           Michael
## 7725                            Dwight
## 7726                           Michael
## 7727                               Jan
## 7728                           Michael
## 7729                               Jan
## 7730                           Michael
## 7731                               Jan
## 7732                           Phyllis
## 7733                           Stanley
## 7734                           Phyllis
## 7735                            Angela
## 7736                           Michael
## 7737                           Michael
## 7738                               Jim
## 7739                            Dwight
## 7740                           Michael
## 7741                              Josh
## 7742                           Michael
## 7743                              Josh
## 7744                           Michael
## 7745                              Josh
## 7746                           Michael
## 7747                            Dwight
## 7748                           Michael
## 7749             Jim, Josh, and Dwight
## 7750                           Michael
## 7751                           Michael
## 7752                            Dwight
## 7753                           Michael
## 7754                              Josh
## 7755                           Michael
## 7756                              Josh
## 7757                           Michael
## 7758                              Josh
## 7759                           Michael
## 7760                              Josh
## 7761                              Evan
## 7762                           Michael
## 7763                           Michael
## 7764                              Evan
## 7765                           Michael
## 7766                              Evan
## 7767                           Michael
## 7768                               Jan
## 7769                           Michael
## 7770                              Josh
## 7771                           Michael
## 7772                            Dwight
## 7773                               Jan
## 7774                           Michael
## 7775                               Jim
## 7776                            Angela
## 7777                               Jim
## 7778                             Kelly
## 7779                              Alan
## 7780                              Ryan
## 7781                             Kelly
## 7782                               Pam
## 7783                              Alan
## 7784                               Pam
## 7785                           Michael
## 7786                               Guy
## 7787                           Michael
## 7788                               Guy
## 7789                           Michael
## 7790                              Alan
## 7791                               Pam
## 7792                              Alan
## 7793                               Pam
## 7794                              Alan
## 7795                               Pam
## 7796                              Alan
## 7797                               Pam
## 7798                              Alan
## 7799                               Pam
## 7800                              Alan
## 7801                               Pam
## 7802                               Jim
## 7803                           Michael
## 7804                               Jim
## 7805                           Michael
## 7806                               Jim
## 7807                           Michael
## 7808                               Jim
## 7809                           Michael
## 7810                               Jim
## 7811                           Michael
## 7812                               Jim
## 7813                           Michael
## 7814                               Jim
## 7815                           Michael
## 7816                               Jim
## 7817                           Michael
## 7818                               Jim
## 7819                           Michael
## 7820                               Jim
## 7821                           Michael
## 7822                               Jim
## 7823                              Evan
## 7824                           Michael
## 7825                               Jim
## 7826                           Michael
## 7827                               Jim
## 7828                              Evan
## 7829                           Michael
## 7830                              Evan
## 7831                               Jim
## 7832                           Michael
## 7833                           Michael
## 7834                           Michael
## 7835                            Dwight
## 7836                           Michael
## 7837                            Dwight
## 7838                           Michael
## 7839                           Michael
## 7840                           Michael
## 7841                           Michael
## 7842                            Dwight
## 7843                           Michael
## 7844                               Pam
## 7845                           Michael
## 7846                               Pam
## 7847                               Pam
## 7848                           Michael
## 7849                           Michael
## 7850                             Kevin
## 7851                            Dwight
## 7852                           Michael
## 7853                           Michael
## 7854                             Kevin
## 7855                               Jan
## 7856                            Dwight
## 7857                            Angela
## 7858                               Jan
## 7859                           Michael
## 7860                               Jan
## 7861                           Michael
## 7862                               Jan
## 7863                           Michael
## 7864                               Jan
## 7865                            Angela
## 7866                            Angela
## 7867                            Dwight
## 7868                            Angela
## 7869                            Dwight
## 7870                            Dwight
## 7871                            Angela
## 7872                            Dwight
## 7873                            Angela
## 7874                            Dwight
## 7875                            Angela
## 7876                            Angela
## 7877                               Jim
## 7878                               Pam
## 7879                               Pam
## 7880                               Pam
## 7881                             Kelly
## 7882                               Pam
## 7883                             Kelly
## 7884                               Pam
## 7885                             Kelly
## 7886                               Pam
## 7887                             Kelly
## 7888                              Andy
## 7889                               Jim
## 7890                              Andy
## 7891                               Jim
## 7892                             Karen
## 7893                            Dwight
## 7894                               Jan
## 7895                            Dwight
## 7896                               Jan
## 7897                            Dwight
## 7898                               Jan
## 7899                            Dwight
## 7900                               Jan
## 7901                            Dwight
## 7902                               Jan
## 7903                            Dwight
## 7904                               Jan
## 7905                            Dwight
## 7906                               Jan
## 7907                            Dwight
## 7908                               Jan
## 7909                            Dwight
## 7910                               Jan
## 7911                            Dwight
## 7912                            Dwight
## 7913                           Michael
## 7914                            Dwight
## 7915                           Michael
## 7916                            Dwight
## 7917                           Michael
## 7918                            Dwight
## 7919                               Jan
## 7920                            Dwight
## 7921                            Dwight
## 7922                               Jan
## 7923                            Dwight
## 7924                               Jan
## 7925                            Dwight
## 7926                               Jan
## 7927                            Dwight
## 7928                               Jan
## 7929                            Dwight
## 7930                            Dwight
## 7931                               Jan
## 7932                               Jan
## 7933                           Michael
## 7934                               Jan
## 7935                           Michael
## 7936                               Jan
## 7937                           Michael
## 7938                               Jan
## 7939                           Michael
## 7940                               Jan
## 7941                           Michael
## 7942                           Michael
## 7943                           Phyllis
## 7944                             Kelly
## 7945                           Phyllis
## 7946                               Pam
## 7947                             Kelly
## 7948                               Pam
## 7949                             Kelly
## 7950                               Roy
## 7951                               Pam
## 7952                               Roy
## 7953                               Pam
## 7954                             Kelly
## 7955                               Jim
## 7956                             Karen
## 7957                             Karen
## 7958                              Josh
## 7959                              Andy
## 7960                              Josh
## 7961                              Andy
## 7962                              Josh
## 7963                              Andy
## 7964                               Jim
## 7965                              Andy
## 7966                              Josh
## 7967                               Jim
## 7968                              Josh
## 7969                              Andy
## 7970                              Josh
## 7971                              Andy
## 7972                              Josh
## 7973                              Andy
## 7974                              Josh
## 7975                              Andy
## 7976                           Michael
## 7977                            Dwight
## 7978                           Michael
## 7979                            Dwight
## 7980                           Michael
## 7981                            Dwight
## 7982                           Michael
## 7983                            Dwight
## 7984                           Michael
## 7985                            Dwight
## 7986                           Michael
## 7987                            Dwight
## 7988                           Michael
## 7989                            Dwight
## 7990                           Michael
## 7991                            Dwight
## 7992                           Michael
## 7993                            Dwight
## 7994                           Michael
## 7995                            Dwight
## 7996                           Michael
## 7997                            Dwight
## 7998                           Michael
## 7999                           Michael
## 8000                           Michael
## 8001                           Michael
## 8002                            Dwight
## 8003                           Michael
## 8004                            Dwight
## 8005                           Michael
## 8006                            Dwight
## 8007                           Michael
## 8008                            Dwight
## 8009                           Michael
## 8010                            Dwight
## 8011                           Michael
## 8012                            Dwight
## 8013                           Michael
## 8014                            Dwight
## 8015                           Michael
## 8016                            Dwight
## 8017                           Michael
## 8018                            Dwight
## 8019                           Michael
## 8020                            Dwight
## 8021                           Michael
## 8022                           Michael
## 8023                            Dwight
## 8024                           Michael
## 8025                           Phyllis
## 8026                           Michael
## 8027                            Angela
## 8028                            Dwight
## 8029                           Stanley
## 8030                           Michael
## 8031                           Stanley
## 8032                           Michael
## 8033                           Michael
## 8034                            Dwight
## 8035                           Phyllis
## 8036                           Michael
## 8037                             Kevin
## 8038                           Michael
## 8039                             Kevin
## 8040                           Michael
## 8041                               Pam
## 8042                           Phyllis
## 8043                            Angela
## 8044                            Dwight
## 8045                            Angela
## 8046                            Dwight
## 8047                            Angela
## 8048                            Dwight
## 8049                             Karen
## 8050                               Jim
## 8051                             Karen
## 8052                               Jim
## 8053                             Karen
## 8054                               Jim
## 8055                             Karen
## 8056                               Jim
## 8057                               Jim
## 8058                               Pam
## 8059                             Creed
## 8060                               Pam
## 8061                             Creed
## 8062                               Pam
## 8063                           Michael
## 8064                            Dwight
## 8065                           Michael
## 8066                            Dwight
## 8067                           Michael
## 8068                            Dwight
## 8069                           Michael
## 8070                            Dwight
## 8071                           Michael
## 8072                            Dwight
## 8073                           Michael
## 8074                            Dwight
## 8075                           Michael
## 8076                            Dwight
## 8077                           Michael
## 8078                            Dwight
## 8079                           Michael
## 8080                            Dwight
## 8081                           Michael
## 8082                            Dwight
## 8083                           Michael
## 8084                            Dwight
## 8085                           Michael
## 8086                            Dwight
## 8087                           Michael
## 8088                            Dwight
## 8089                           Michael
## 8090                            Dwight
## 8091                           Michael
## 8092                            Dwight
## 8093                           Michael
## 8094                           Michael
## 8095                               Jim
## 8096                             Karen
## 8097                           Michael
## 8098                           Michael
## 8099                              Ryan
## 8100                           Michael
## 8101                              Ryan
## 8102                           Michael
## 8103                            Dwight
## 8104                           Michael
## 8105                            Dwight
## 8106                              Ryan
## 8107                           Michael
## 8108                            Dwight
## 8109                           Michael
## 8110                            Dwight
## 8111                           Michael
## 8112                               Pam
## 8113                           Michael
## 8114                               Pam
## 8115                   Ryan and others
## 8116                           Michael
## 8117                           Michael
## 8118                               Pam
## 8119                           Michael
## 8120                               Jan
## 8121                           Michael
## 8122                               Jan
## 8123                           Michael
## 8124                           Michael
## 8125                             Kelly
## 8126                           Michael
## 8127                           Phyllis
## 8128                           Michael
## 8129                           Michael
## 8130                               Pam
## 8131                           Michael
## 8132                               Pam
## 8133                           Michael
## 8134                               Pam
## 8135                           Michael
## 8136                               Pam
## 8137                           Michael
## 8138                               Pam
## 8139                              Josh
## 8140                             Karen
## 8141                              Josh
## 8142                               Jim
## 8143                              Andy
## 8144                              Josh
## 8145                             Karen
## 8146                               Jim
## 8147                             Karen
## 8148                               Jim
## 8149                             Karen
## 8150                               Jim
## 8151                             Creed
## 8152                           Michael
## 8153                             Creed
## 8154                           Michael
## 8155                             Creed
## 8156                           Michael
## 8157                            Dwight
## 8158                             Creed
## 8159                           Michael
## 8160                            Dwight
## 8161                             Creed
## 8162                            Dwight
## 8163                             Creed
## 8164                           Michael
## 8165                           Michael
## 8166                            Dwight
## 8167                           Michael
## 8168                            Dwight
## 8169                           Michael
## 8170                            Dwight
## 8171                            Angela
## 8172                            Dwight
## 8173                            Angela
## 8174                            Dwight
## 8175                           Michael
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## 8177                           Michael
## 8178                               Jan
## 8179                           Michael
## 8180                               Jan
## 8181                           Michael
## 8182                               Jan
## 8183                           Michael
## 8184                               Jan
## 8185                           Michael
## 8186                            Dwight
## 8187                           Michael
## 8188                            Dwight
## 8189                           Michael
## 8190                            Dwight
## 8191                               Jan
## 8192                           Michael
## 8193                               Jan
## 8194                           Michael
## 8195                               Jan
## 8196                           Michael
## 8197                               Jan
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## 8204                             Karen
## 8205                               Jim
## 8206                             Karen
## 8207                               Jim
## 8208                             Karen
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## 8210                               Jim
## 8211                              Andy
## 8212                             Karen
## 8213                               Jim
## 8214                             Karen
## 8215                               Jim
## 8216                             Karen
## 8217                              Andy
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## 8220                           Michael
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## 8222                           Michael
## 8223                           Stanley
## 8224                           Michael
## 8225                           Michael
## 8226                           Michael
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## 8228                           Michael
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## 8233                               Roy
## 8234                               Pam
## 8235                               Roy
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## 8237                             Karen
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## 8239                               Pam
## 8240                           Michael
## 8241                            Dwight
## 8242                           Michael
## 8243                           Stanley
## 8244                           Michael
## 8245                           Stanley
## 8246                           Michael
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## 8248                           Michael
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## 8250                           Michael
## 8251                              Ryan
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## 8253                           Michael
## 8254                           Phyllis
## 8255                           Michael
## 8256                           Stanley
## 8257                           Michael
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## 8259                           Michael
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## 8261                           Michael
## 8262                              Toby
## 8263                           Michael
## 8264                              Toby
## 8265                           Michael
## 8266                            Dwight
## 8267                           Michael
## 8268                            Dwight
## 8269                           Michael
## 8270                            Dwight
## 8271                           Michael
## 8272                            Dwight
## 8273                           Michael
## 8274                            Dwight
## 8275                           Michael
## 8276                            Dwight
## 8277                           Michael
## 8278                            Angela
## 8279                           Michael
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## 8281                            Dwight
## 8282                           Michael
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## 8284                           Michael
## 8285                            Angela
## 8286                           Michael
## 8287                             Karen
## 8288                               Jim
## 8289                             Karen
## 8290                               Jim
## 8291                             Karen
## 8292                             Kelly
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## 8296                           Michael
## 8297                            Dwight
## 8298                           Michael
## 8299                            Dwight
## 8300                            Dwight
## 8301                               Pam
## 8302                            Dwight
## 8303                               Pam
## 8304                            Dwight
## 8305                               Pam
## 8306                            Dwight
## 8307                               Pam
## 8308                            Dwight
## 8309                               Pam
## 8310                            Dwight
## 8311                               Pam
## 8312                             Karen
## 8313                               Jim
## 8314                               Jim
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## 8316                             Kelly
## 8317                           Michael
## 8318                               Pam
## 8319                           Michael
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## 8321                               Pam
## 8322                           Michael
## 8323                               Pam
## 8324                             Kevin
## 8325                               Pam
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## 8327                           Michael
## 8328                               Pam
## 8329                            Angela
## 8330                            Dwight
## 8331                               Pam
## 8332                           Michael
## 8333                            Dwight
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## 1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?
## 2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...
## 3                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?
## 4                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.
## 5                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.
## 6                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... So that's the way it's done.
## 7                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?
## 8                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well. I don't know.
## 9                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.
## 10                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What?
## 11                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Any messages?
## 12                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, yeah. Just a fax.
## 13                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.
## 14                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You haven't told me.
## 15                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.
## 16                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       People say I am the best boss. They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious." "And you get the best out of us." I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.
## 17                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum
## 18                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.
## 19                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whassup!
## 20                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whassup! I still love that after seven years.
## 21                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whassup!
## 22                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whassup!
## 23                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Whass...up!
## 24                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whassup.
## 25                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What?
## 26                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nothing.
## 27                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK. All right. See you later.
## 28                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     All right. Take care.
## 29                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Back to work.
## 30                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Just before lunch. That would be great.
## 31                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.
## 32                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?
## 33                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... Me no get an agenda.
## 34                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What? I'm sorry?
## 35                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I didn't get any agenda.
## 36                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.
## 37                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Really? I didn't... Did we get a fax this morning?
## 38                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, yeah, the one...
## 39                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?
## 40                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.
## 41                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.
## 42                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you want to look at mine?
## 43                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.
## 44                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.
## 45                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK...
## 46                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, don't panic.
## 47                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.
## 48                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.
## 49                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!
## 50                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.
## 51                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK. No problem.
## 52                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.
## 53                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?
## 54                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Question. How long do we have to... Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?
## 55                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Go ahead.
## 56                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Packman.
## 57                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, you big queen.
## 58                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, that's not appropriate.
## 59                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?
## 60                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, I don't know what you mean.
## 61                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?
## 62                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.
## 63                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.
## 64                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. Like that.
## 65                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So what does downsizing actually mean?
## 66                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well...
## 67                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.
## 68                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.
## 69                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, it'll be you.
## 70                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have an important question for you.
## 71                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes?
## 72                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?
## 73                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.
## 74                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
## 75                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey.
## 76                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey.
## 77                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is Mr. Scott.
## 78                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Guilty! Guilty as charged!
## 79                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.
## 80                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.
## 81                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yup.
## 82                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler.
## 83                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.
## 84                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
## 85                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?
## 86                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What?
## 87                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What are you doing?
## 88                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.
## 89                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's not on your desk.
## 90                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.
## 91                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You can't do that.
## 92                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why not?
## 93                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.
## 94                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We'll see. This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.
## 95                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Downsizing?
## 96                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
## 97                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You just still have these messages from yesterday.
## 98                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it.
## 99                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What?
## 100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.
## 101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't we all?
## 102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sorry?
## 103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nothing.
## 104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional.
## 105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.
## 106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.
## 107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.
## 108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.
## 109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Assistant to the Regional Manager.
## 110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?
## 111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.
## 112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can't you just tell us.
## 113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?
## 114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You don't know what it is.
## 115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.
## 116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't need your permission.
## 117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Go ahead.
## 118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.
## 119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.
## 120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?
## 121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not gonna happen.
## 122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It could be out of your hands Michael.
## 123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.
## 124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Can you promise that?
## 125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   On his mother's grave.
## 126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No.
## 127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What?
## 128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.
## 129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's just that we need to know.
## 130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.
## 131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.
## 132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are you sure about that?
## 133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.
## 134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Pam, information is power.
## 135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?
## 136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.
## 137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.
## 138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um...
## 139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.
## 140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What's up? Nice to meet you.
## 141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Introduce yourself. Be polite.
## 142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
## 143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.
## 144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.
## 145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's his profit.
## 146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.
## 147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Damn it! Jim!
## 148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?
## 149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         He put my stuff in Jell-O again.
## 150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
## 151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.
## 152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.
## 153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What is that?
## 154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That is my stapler.
## 155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
## 156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK you know what, you can be a witness. Can you reprimand him?
## 157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               How do you know it was me?
## 158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?
## 159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Discipline. Kinky! All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.
## 160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.
## 162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.
## 163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.
## 164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You should've put him in custardy.
## 165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.
## 166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.
## 167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.
## 168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?
## 169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.
## 171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So when are we going out?
## 172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Tonight, hopefully.
## 173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK. Yeah.
## 174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, man.
## 175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What's going on?
## 176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, baby.
## 177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.
## 179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?
## 180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.
## 181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.
## 182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.
## 183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.
## 184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, yeah.
## 185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um... What's in the bag?
## 186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Just tell her I'll talk to her later.
## 187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.
## 188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding?
## 189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?
## 190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?
## 192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right.
## 193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...
## 194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You got a fax.
## 195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.
## 196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What? Why?
## 197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why? Well, theft and stealing.
## 198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?
## 199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Post-it Notes.
## 200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?
## 201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.
## 202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Are you serious?
## 203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. I am.
## 204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.
## 205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.
## 206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.
## 207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're a jerk.
## 208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't know about that.
## 209                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, "Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?" Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
## 210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How are things?
## 213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...
## 214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?
## 215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's better, thanks.
## 216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Good. Good.
## 217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's great
## 219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Is...?
## 220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah?
## 221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um... Are you...
## 222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Am I walking out?
## 223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes.
## 224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, I... Do you want to...
## 225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great. Let me just...
## 227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, Roy.
## 228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.
## 229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. You know what, just come here.
## 230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?
## 231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I'm all set, thanks.
## 232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.
## 233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.
## 234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, "100% post-consumer content." What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.
## 235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Do you really have to do that right now?
## 236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.
## 237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... Hello? Thanks, Dwight.
## 238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Retaliation. Tit for tit.
## 239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That is not the expression.
## 240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, it should be.
## 241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?
## 242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Solitaire?
## 243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, Freecell.
## 244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Six on seven.
## 245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I know. I saw that.
## 246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So then, why didn't you do it?
## 247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.
## 248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Who doesn't love that?
## 249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?
## 250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right.
## 251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Did you have a good weekend going there?
## 252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It was fine.
## 253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. Oh, hey! This is Oscar---
## 254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Martinez.
## 255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!
## 256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great. We're all set.
## 257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?
## 258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.
## 259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.
## 260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.
## 261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.
## 262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!
## 263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.
## 264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.
## 265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.
## 266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Exactly, were not...
## 267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.
## 268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          With tolerance.
## 269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No. With more ignorance.
## 270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ignorance.
## 271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.
## 272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's celebrate.
## 273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Right. OK.
## 274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?
## 275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...
## 276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.
## 277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have two. White and Indian.
## 278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?
## 279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes.
## 280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.
## 281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.
## 283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               A few of the ground rules?
## 284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.
## 285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, can we steer away from gay people?
## 286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um...
## 287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.
## 288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, we only have an hour.
## 289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I figured it would save time.
## 290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...
## 291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mr. Brown.
## 292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.
## 293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.
## 294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?
## 295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.
## 296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.
## 297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.
## 298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, I will play guy listening.
## 299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?
## 300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I remember.
## 301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.
## 302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.
## 304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.
## 305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... I take care of my kid!
## 306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wait a second.
## 307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!
## 308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Stop it!
## 309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What you want a cookie?
## 310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.
## 311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.
## 312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?
## 313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.
## 314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.
## 316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.
## 317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We all have a hero in our heart.
## 318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.
## 319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't think I can sign this.
## 320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I can't leave until you do.
## 321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?
## 322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, can I talk to you candidly?
## 323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sure.
## 324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.
## 325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.
## 326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.
## 327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, well I know. You told me that several times.
## 328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.
## 329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
## 331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.
## 332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Don't worry about dating.
## 333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I won't.
## 334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK. Thank you.
## 335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, yeah.
## 336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness..." Open-mindedness, is that even a word? "...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." He's going to lose it when he reads that.
## 337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.
## 338                                      "I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart." I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, "Mr. Brown," he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.
## 339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.
## 340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we?
## 341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Get out.
## 342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sorry.
## 343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.
## 344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
## 345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?
## 346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
## 347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.
## 348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It was kind of hard to hear.
## 349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...
## 350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have a customer meeting.
## 351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.
## 352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What part Native American?
## 353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Two fifteenths.
## 354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.
## 355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.
## 356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.
## 357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yeah...
## 358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.
## 359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow.
## 360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My parents were Mexican.
## 361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?
## 362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank... Yeah...
## 363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?
## 364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mexican isn't offensive.
## 365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, it has certain connotations.
## 366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Like what?
## 367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Like... I don't... I don't know.
## 368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What connotations, Michael? You meant something.
## 369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No. Now, remember that honesty...
## 370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm just curious.
## 371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...empathy, respect... Jim! Jim!
## 372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello? Hello?
## 373                                                                                                                                                                         I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.
## 374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...
## 375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh this is a good one.
## 376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, hi. How are you?
## 377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Fine. How are you?
## 378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Great.
## 379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Push it.
## 380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I admire your culture's success in America.
## 381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you.
## 382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.
## 383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Who am I supposed to be?
## 384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.
## 385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.
## 386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.
## 387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's nice, Dwight.
## 388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.
## 389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, I like your food.
## 390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Outback steakhouse. I'm Australian, mate!
## 391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam, come on. "I like your food." Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.
## 392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
## 393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, man, am I a woman?
## 394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.
## 395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you watching?
## 396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chappelle's Show.
## 397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really?
## 398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.
## 399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No way. I think she likes this stuff.
## 400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great. She's cute, huh?
## 401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...
## 402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.
## 403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, yeah. She's hot.
## 404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You wanna go to the beach?
## 407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sure.
## 408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You wanna get high?
## 409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No.
## 410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I think you do, mon.
## 411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stop...
## 412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.
## 413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Kelly, how are you?
## 414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just had the longest meeting.
## 415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my...
## 416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.
## 417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.
## 418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.
## 419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Maybe some spagh-etti.
## 420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.
## 421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's collard greens.
## 422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What?
## 423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's collard greens.
## 424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.
## 425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um... Hey.
## 426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mmmm.
## 427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey.
## 428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh.
## 429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We can go.
## 430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sorry.
## 431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's fine.
## 432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh... Not a bad day.
## 433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.
## 434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm not making any copies.
## 435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.
## 436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nothing new.
## 437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Lay them on me. What?
## 438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     There's nothing new.
## 439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's not what you said earlier.
## 440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...
## 441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.
## 442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So, which health plan have you decided on?
## 443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.
## 444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?
## 445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.
## 446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.
## 447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.
## 448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael.
## 449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You gotta crack these things open.
## 450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.
## 451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.
## 452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's your job. So...
## 453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.
## 454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael... maybe... I mean...
## 455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There, there...
## 456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.
## 457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When have you ever done that?
## 458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm doing it right now. To you.
## 459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?
## 460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No. I have a life.
## 461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Interesting, what's that like?
## 462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You should try it sometime.
## 463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...
## 464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ... your problem.
## 465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.
## 466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.
## 467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Gosh.
## 468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah!
## 469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.
## 470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really?
## 471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?
## 472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.
## 473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.
## 474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
## 475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
## 476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.
## 477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.
## 478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.
## 479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, I have an office. Bigger than his.
## 480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nope, you cannot use it.
## 481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.
## 482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Temporary workspace. You can use it.
## 483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you.
## 484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.
## 485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.
## 486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
## 487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.
## 488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?
## 490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Where are you?
## 491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?
## 492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...
## 493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.
## 494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No you're not.
## 495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?
## 496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.
## 498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Still no one calling.
## 499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight, what...
## 500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.
## 501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It says "workspace".
## 502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Same thing.
## 503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If it's the same thing, then why did you write "workspace"?
## 504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.
## 505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You are not my superior.
## 506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh gee, then why do I have an office?
## 507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I thought it was a workspace?
## 508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?
## 509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes. And my decision in final.
## 510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.
## 511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.
## 512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You cut more than you had to, didn't you?
## 513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sure.
## 514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?
## 515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.
## 516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.
## 517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
## 518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
## 519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So I can lower it.
## 520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               He literally won't come out of his office.
## 521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.
## 522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Kevin! That's inappropriate.
## 523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, can I talk to you?
## 524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?
## 525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?
## 526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ah, what? Which memo?
## 527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.
## 528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Is it a good plan?
## 529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.
## 530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's like a pay decrease.
## 531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, he made huge cuts.
## 532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?
## 533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, you said...
## 534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?
## 535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can handle that.
## 536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?
## 537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is not good.
## 538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?
## 539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What was that?
## 540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.
## 541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What are you guys talking about?
## 542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing, Kevin.
## 543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, "Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I... love him.
## 544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.
## 545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.
## 546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.
## 547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Workspace.
## 548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.
## 549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are you going?
## 550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. Couldn't find the knob.
## 551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.
## 552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?
## 553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...
## 554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.
## 555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm inventing new diseases.
## 556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, great.
## 557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
## 558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.
## 559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nice.
## 560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you.
## 561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.
## 562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.
## 563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.
## 564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.
## 565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So it's not a free fall?
## 566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's an industrial coal elevator.
## 567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?
## 568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?
## 569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Damnit! Damnit Jim!
## 570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.
## 571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What are you talking about?
## 572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.
## 573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
## 574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.
## 575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You did this, didn't you?
## 576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Absolutely not.
## 577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes you did.
## 578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No I didn't.
## 579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!
## 580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Killer nanorobots?
## 581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's an epidemic.
## 582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. "Count Choculitis"
## 583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sounds tough.
## 584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
## 585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you?
## 586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think you need to confess...
## 587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mmm hmm.
## 588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...the fact...
## 589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yep.
## 590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you doing? Those are my keys.
## 591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good luck.
## 592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let...
## 593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...the light green or green...
## 594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jim Halpert.
## 595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Let me out.
## 596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who is this?
## 597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Let me out or you're fired.
## 598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, you can't fire me.
## 599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.
## 600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep.] Jim Halpert.
## 601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Jim. It's Pam.
## 602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey Pam! How are you?
## 603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jim! Open the door!
## 604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Good, how are you? Busy?
## 605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?
## 606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim!
## 607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
## 608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, not at all.
## 609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You don't have anything you're doing?
## 610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have nothing to do.
## 611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim!
## 612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.
## 613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim!
## 614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh yeah?
## 615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I might go to the mall.
## 616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The mall?
## 617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim!
## 618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I need new shoes.
## 619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?
## 620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hello?
## 621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.
## 622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is Jan.
## 623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.
## 624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who is this?
## 625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight Schrute.
## 626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              From sales?
## 627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well...
## 628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Where's Michael Scott?
## 629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.
## 630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?
## 631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.
## 632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really?
## 633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.
## 635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?
## 636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.
## 637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your...
## 638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.
## 639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...
## 640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.
## 641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, thanks.
## 642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There you go.
## 643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.
## 644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.
## 645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael. Michael?
## 646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, Christ.
## 647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.
## 648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.
## 649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What about confidentiality?
## 650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted pen1s.
## 651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Could you mean v*g1n*? Because if you do, I want that covered.
## 652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I thought your v*g1n* was removed during your hysterectomy?
## 653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A uterus is different from a v*g1n*. I still have a v*g1n*.
## 654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? a**l fissures?
## 655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's a real thing.
## 656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, but no one here has it.
## 657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Someone has it.
## 658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you think we should go ?
## 659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... There he is.
## 660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What is he doing?
## 661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't know.
## 662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well?
## 663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, what? You could be referring to anything.
## 664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK, the health care plan.
## 665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.
## 666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?
## 667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I most certainly did not.
## 668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.
## 669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What about the surprise?
## 670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?
## 671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We all think you don't have a surprise.
## 672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!
## 673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.
## 674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 God, yeah... Ah! This...
## 675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. "Hi. I'm Mork from Ork." Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.
## 676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.
## 677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael!?
## 678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh! God. Dwight, come on...
## 679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?
## 680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's no downsizing.
## 681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?
## 682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.
## 683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, so I don't have to worry?
## 684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?
## 685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But there's no downsizing, so just don't...
## 686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?
## 687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.
## 688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired." "You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed." It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. "You're foir-ed." I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, "You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want." But that's unrealistic, so...
## 689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.
## 690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why'd you do this?
## 691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?
## 692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?
## 693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Who is it? Who's the birthday?
## 694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.
## 695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Next person on the...
## 696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh.
## 697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...calendar.
## 698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.
## 699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!
## 700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But it's not until next month.
## 701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.
## 702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You still want to have a party?
## 703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!
## 704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.
## 705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.
## 706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What?
## 707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.
## 708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.
## 709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah?
## 710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What color do you guys think?
## 711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...
## 712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How about green?
## 713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I think green is kind of whoreish.
## 714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
## 715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!
## 716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.
## 717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...
## 718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...
## 719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It is... her birthday.
## 720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?
## 721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.
## 722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?
## 723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Absolutely, I do.
## 724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...
## 725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.
## 726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you get your tickets?
## 727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 To what?
## 728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The gun show.
## 729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says "No, Jim, here's a way."
## 730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.
## 731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             An alliance?
## 732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh yeah.
## 733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What does that even mean?
## 734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.
## 735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.
## 736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?
## 737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Did you tell Pam about the alliance?
## 738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What? No.
## 739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just now.
## 740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.
## 741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Right, that's good, good, pursue this.
## 742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?
## 743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mmm hmm.
## 744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.
## 745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Done.
## 746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right.
## 747                                           Can you get her? She's right there. That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, "Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers." Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, "Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael."
## 748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?
## 749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, what do you think that's about?
## 750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Only one way to find out.
## 751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm on it.
## 752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You are not going to believe this.
## 753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What? I believe it.
## 754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.
## 755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I could tell, from the body language.
## 756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?
## 757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Italian.
## 758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...
## 759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.
## 761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.
## 762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...
## 763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, they're forming an alliance
## 764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I love their sandwiches.
## 765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I love their sandwiches too.
## 766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Their bread's really good.
## 767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Their bread is very good.
## 768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Damn it. God!
## 769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.
## 770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  God... Damn it! Why us?
## 771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.
## 772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.
## 773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?
## 774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.
## 775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?
## 776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...
## 777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What?
## 778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Donate to the charity?
## 779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.
## 780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you.
## 781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.
## 782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's... that's... that's very generous.
## 783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...
## 784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?
## 785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sure, what's up?
## 786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?
## 787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh no?
## 788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, "These people are my friends." But he's all like, "This is confidential. You can't tell anybody." But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.
## 789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.
## 790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK, yeah.
## 791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jackpot.
## 792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.
## 793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.
## 794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, you wanted to see me?
## 795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?
## 796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't think she'd be missed.
## 797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.
## 798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.
## 799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
## 800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  She had a hysterectomy.
## 801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Which one is that again?
## 802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's where they remove the uterus.
## 803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?
## 804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It could be kind of funny.
## 805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.
## 806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.
## 807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh my God, we have to be there.
## 808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.
## 809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.
## 810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What? What?
## 811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know. I know exactly what to do.
## 812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Great.
## 813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.
## 814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.
## 815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Good.
## 816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael? Are you done yet?
## 817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.
## 818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.
## 819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So tape it down.
## 820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.
## 821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.
## 822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you, thank you. OK.
## 823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Surprise!
## 824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh! Surprise.
## 825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, it's ah...
## 826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's surprise Meredith. One, two...
## 827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Happy birthday to you.
## 828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Find a key.
## 829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Happy birthday...
## 830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?
## 831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.
## 832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Right... That's good.
## 833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.
## 834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...
## 835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And many more!
## 836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Last year, five years ago...
## 837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You were surprised, weren't you?
## 838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes.
## 839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You looked freaked, man. We said "Surprise." You were, like, "What?" "What the hell's goin' on here?" Good cake. Why don't you have some?
## 840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, I can't. Um...
## 841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Come on. A little bit.
## 842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't eat dairy.
## 843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.
## 844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, it makes me sick.
## 845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.
## 846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He's in a box?
## 847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.
## 848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...
## 849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh.
## 850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.
## 851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?
## 852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.
## 853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.
## 854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Is Oscar around?
## 855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...
## 856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.
## 857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know...
## 858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, "However many dollars per mile."
## 859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...
## 860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.
## 861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?
## 862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How many miles did he do last year?
## 864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Last year, he walked 18 miles.
## 865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Son of a bitch. That is impressive.
## 866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy Birthday.
## 867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.
## 868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "Happy Bird-day" Um... "Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still."
## 869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't know about that.
## 870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That was Stanley. "Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam."
## 871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Huh! Thanks, downer.
## 872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is from Michael. "Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age."
## 873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.
## 874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I... I get it. It's funny.
## 875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... "Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back." 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?
## 876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're right. You're right. Yes.
## 877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Divorce. Um... OK, "Meredith is so old..."
## 878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How old is she?
## 879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Everybody? If... could do it? "Meredith is so old..."
## 880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How old is she?
## 881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her."
## 882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.
## 883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, nice party Michael.
## 884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that.
## 885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.
## 886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, boy... You...
## 887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.
## 888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Per mile.
## 889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Per mile, yes.
## 890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.
## 891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A check for the kids, and for the team.
## 892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I want it to be like... "Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?" "Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous." "Well, guess what, that was Michael Scott." "But it was anonymous, how do you know?" "Because I'm him."
## 893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you, Michael.
## 894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come here. Don't cash that till Friday, OK?
## 895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really? Today?
## 896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, Happy Birthday.
## 898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thanks.
## 899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, I could say something.
## 900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, don't. Don't do that.
## 901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.
## 902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, tell me, tell me.
## 903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and...... spy on our other branch. No no no.
## 904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.
## 905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's perfect!
## 906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...
## 907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?
## 908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, dude, no.
## 909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, Hey!
## 910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.
## 911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on.
## 912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...
## 913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's just office pranks.
## 914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.
## 915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?
## 916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have absolutely no idea.
## 917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on.
## 918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.
## 919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.
## 920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, you ready?
## 921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. Very good. Excellent, excellent.
## 922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael!
## 923                                                                                                                                                                                                          Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, "This might be kinda fun." And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.
## 924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.
## 925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.
## 926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.
## 927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, please.
## 928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When I let him come to my pick-up game...
## 929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I apologized for that.
## 930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I vouched for you.
## 931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, I...
## 932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.
## 933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can handle that.
## 934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.
## 935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.
## 936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.
## 937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Same thing.
## 938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it's not. It's lower, so...
## 939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's close.
## 940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.
## 941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?
## 942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Keep me out of it.
## 943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.
## 944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.
## 945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fine, don't worry about that.
## 946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And here we have "Mister Roger's Neighborhood." Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.
## 947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What's up?
## 948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.
## 949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's not my real name.
## 950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.
## 951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Darryl Rogers?
## 952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.
## 953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.
## 954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, yeah.
## 955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!
## 956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.
## 957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.
## 958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.
## 959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We're loading at one.
## 960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.
## 961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, we got a truck going out at 1
## 962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way.
## 963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.
## 964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right, see you at one.
## 965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Are we ready for the game?
## 966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah.
## 967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.
## 968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Gimli.
## 969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.
## 970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Just trying to be helpful.
## 971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, "I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword."
## 972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's him.
## 973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
## 974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sorry?
## 975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um, what do you play? Center?
## 976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why "of course"?
## 977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh...
## 978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's that supposed to mean?
## 979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
## 980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, I heard it.
## 981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
## 982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.
## 983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.
## 984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?
## 985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes.
## 986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK.
## 987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?
## 988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can help out, if you need me.
## 989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.
## 990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have a hoop in my driveway.
## 991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No.
## 992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have a sports bra.
## 993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, ridiculous.
## 994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, look. Missed it...
## 995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.
## 996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes!
## 997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Sorry Phyllis.
## 998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can I be team captain?
## 999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I'm team captain.
## 1000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can I be team manager?
## 1001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.
## 1002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Assistant team manager?
## 1003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.
## 1005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.
## 1006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God.
## 1007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Threat neutralized.
## 1008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Off the backboard!
## 1009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Please don't throw garbage at me.
## 1010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?
## 1011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.
## 1012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...
## 1013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.
## 1014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
## 1015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yeah right.
## 1016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'll do it.
## 1017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.
## 1018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?
## 1019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just getting a tea bag.
## 1020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!
## 1021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.
## 1022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.
## 1023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, that's not as much fun. You know what?
## 1024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You're on.
## 1026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK. Cool, you're on. Don't screw this up.
## 1027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.
## 1028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.
## 1029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.
## 1030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You coming down?
## 1031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.
## 1032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You gonna wish me luck?
## 1033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, you're gonna need it.
## 1034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whoa.
## 1035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is that trash talk from Pam?
## 1036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.
## 1037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 1038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...
## 1039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.
## 1040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.
## 1041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.
## 1042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.
## 1043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Have a good game man.
## 1044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, you too. Should be fun.
## 1045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?
## 1046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I stretched before I came.
## 1047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK.
## 1048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.
## 1049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Really? I thought I'd take Roy.
## 1050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.
## 1051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK, we'll be skins!
## 1052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Aw, come on Dwight.
## 1053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What? Shirts on or off?
## 1054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     On. Just put it on.
## 1055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You sure?
## 1056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?
## 1057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.
## 1058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! Oh... Here we go! Who's on him? Somebody get him!
## 1059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 1060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what I'm talking about.
## 1061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. Here we go. Three! Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!
## 1062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     De-fense! De-fense!
## 1063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     De-fense! De-fense!
## 1064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well done team.
## 1065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Who's got Roy?
## 1066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Woo!
## 1067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.
## 1068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.
## 1069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK.
## 1070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, I'll take it. OK.
## 1071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.
## 1072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is wrong with me today?!
## 1073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.
## 1074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! Whoa!
## 1075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My bad.
## 1076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
## 1077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.
## 1078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That is cool. Is that like the Robot?
## 1079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nice! Come here!
## 1080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.
## 1081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.
## 1082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All right, let's go.
## 1083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Watch your back Madge.
## 1084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey! Come on man!
## 1085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!
## 1086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah! In your face!
## 1087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, like that counts.
## 1088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know what? Dwight, Dwight...
## 1089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...
## 1090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...
## 1091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.
## 1092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!
## 1093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.
## 1094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know what? Let me take Roy.
## 1095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.
## 1096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Shoot, shoot it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.
## 1097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Block, block, block!
## 1098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 He's afraid of you now.
## 1099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?
## 1100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 1101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What the hell man?
## 1102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Take it easy.
## 1103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, you take it easy.
## 1104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Watch the long passes, you guys!
## 1105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Same team, Dwight.
## 1106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight!
## 1107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 1108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?
## 1109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're ahead.
## 1110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, baby, here we go!
## 1111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jim! Jim! Right here! Ow! God! Hold it!
## 1112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm sorry.
## 1113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Foul! Foul!
## 1114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sorry. You all right?
## 1115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, that hurts.
## 1116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
## 1117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?
## 1118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Take your shot man!
## 1119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.
## 1120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No it wasn't.
## 1121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.
## 1122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...
## 1123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.
## 1124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is a cold pack...
## 1125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag.
## 1126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks Dwight.
## 1127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?
## 1128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.
## 1129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That was you.
## 1130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.
## 1131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.
## 1132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, this isn't happening.
## 1133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...
## 1134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?
## 1135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, hey...
## 1136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Monday?
## 1137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.
## 1138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.
## 1139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mmm-hmm.
## 1140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I didn't sign anything.
## 1141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey baby.
## 1142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 1143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.
## 1144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? Let's get you into a tub.
## 1145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.
## 1146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.
## 1147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What time do we have to come in?
## 1148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.
## 1149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.
## 1150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you listening to me Michael?
## 1151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Affirmative.
## 1152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What did I just say?
## 1153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said...
## 1154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.
## 1155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!
## 1156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm not going to do that Michael.
## 1157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay
## 1158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We've created an incentive program to increase sales.
## 1159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, huh.
## 1160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.
## 1161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?
## 1162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, yes. Yes you can.
## 1163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um, question
## 1164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.
## 1165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I didn't mean me!
## 1166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.
## 1167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    s*x.
## 1168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.
## 1169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Torture.
## 1170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.
## 1171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, Michael?
## 1172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam!
## 1173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, there's a...
## 1174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Burger with cheese!
## 1175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There's a person here...
## 1176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And fries!
## 1177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There's...
## 1178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And shake! What? Go ahead.
## 1179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.
## 1180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.
## 1181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.
## 1182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.
## 1183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.
## 1185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This one is hand embroidered.
## 1186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.
## 1187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cocks in the henhouse.
## 1188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?
## 1189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Katy.
## 1190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.
## 1191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace.
## 1192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So am I.
## 1193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nobody cares what you think.
## 1194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Doesn't matter.
## 1195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.
## 1196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow, thanks.
## 1197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    There's an HR meeting in there at 11
## 1198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.
## 1199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.
## 1200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.
## 1201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.
## 1202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I guess a cup of coffee would be great.
## 1203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.
## 1204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.
## 1206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Regular coffee is fine.
## 1207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb
## 1208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No really it is.
## 1209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?
## 1210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bring it on.
## 1211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.
## 1212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?
## 1213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She's prettier than you though.
## 1215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.
## 1216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?
## 1218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
## 1219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.
## 1220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 1221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?
## 1222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...
## 1223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?
## 1224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm installing File Share on all the computers.
## 1225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?
## 1226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.
## 1227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm on the phone.
## 1228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.
## 1229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That was on Sesame Street.
## 1230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?
## 1231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, I don't believe that.
## 1232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know, it's unbelievable.
## 1233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.
## 1234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.
## 1235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hi
## 1236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hi, nice to meet you.
## 1237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Toby, Katy.
## 1238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?
## 1239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 1240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, me too.
## 1241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Cool. What year were you there?
## 1242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Eighty-nine.
## 1243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?
## 1244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 1245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You and your wife, and you have kids.
## 1246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 A girl.
## 1247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?
## 1248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I should probably get back to my table.
## 1250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.
## 1251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule
## 1252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?
## 1253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Cute, sure, yeah.
## 1254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why don't you get on that?
## 1255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               She's not really my type.
## 1256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What are you gay?
## 1257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.
## 1258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What is your type?
## 1259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.
## 1260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's disgusting.
## 1261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stay away from my mom.
## 1262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Too late, Kev.
## 1263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.
## 1264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We're not dating, we're engaged.
## 1265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Engaged, yeah.
## 1266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.
## 1267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               She'd be perfect for you.
## 1268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.
## 1269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.
## 1270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Assistant to the Regional Manager.
## 1271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.
## 1272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's true.
## 1273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.
## 1274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.
## 1275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's all gold.
## 1276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.
## 1277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.
## 1278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's that?
## 1279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You buy a purse.
## 1280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.
## 1281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?
## 1282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.
## 1284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Like those?
## 1285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.
## 1286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...
## 1287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.
## 1288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.
## 1289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?
## 1291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
## 1292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.
## 1293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh!
## 1294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh! That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.
## 1295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh...
## 1296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
## 1297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
## 1298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Here he comes, shhh...
## 1299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 1300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 He did pick a good one.
## 1302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're horrible.
## 1303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This one's really good for a hot date.
## 1304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, what's that?
## 1305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm engaged. So...
## 1307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.
## 1308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I wished, right?
## 1309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?
## 1310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 1311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?
## 1312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry.
## 1313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Busted.
## 1314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Come back...
## 1315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.
## 1316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is that from Starbucks?
## 1317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.
## 1318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow. Is that for the office?
## 1319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!
## 1320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I wouldn't think of it.
## 1321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!
## 1322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh the rotating um, steam wand. What? What's the matter?
## 1323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.
## 1324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?
## 1325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh no, it's um...
## 1326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.
## 1327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No...
## 1328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Seriously. No, really.
## 1329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.
## 1330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.
## 1331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                At five?
## 1332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.
## 1333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.
## 1336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.
## 1337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. Cool.
## 1338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excellent.
## 1339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool.
## 1340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Great. Cool. Cool. Yeah, okay.
## 1341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..
## 1342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's actually better this way.
## 1343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---
## 1344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...
## 1345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.
## 1346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.
## 1347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.
## 1348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.
## 1350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?
## 1351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...
## 1352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?
## 1353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No. I cannot promise you that.
## 1354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?
## 1355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Listen, Dwight.
## 1356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you love her?
## 1357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel.
## 1358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.
## 1359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hmmm...
## 1360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Espresso?
## 1361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, thank you.
## 1362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.
## 1363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Is that from the machine that was in your office?
## 1364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ummm-hmmm...
## 1365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.
## 1366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Very easy to clean.
## 1367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right?
## 1368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Did we get any mail?
## 1369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, I gave it to you.
## 1370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...
## 1371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So, can I..?
## 1372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?
## 1373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A futon?
## 1374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He's a grown man
## 1376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what he said.
## 1377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.
## 1378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 1379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 1380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Are you still mad at me?
## 1381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Roy...
## 1382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on
## 1383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cut it out.
## 1384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on, you mad at me?
## 1385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stop it.
## 1386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you still mad at me now?
## 1387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cut it out.
## 1388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you mad at me now?
## 1389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stop.
## 1390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.
## 1391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stop, I can't breathe.
## 1392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...
## 1393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.
## 1394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?
## 1395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.
## 1396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.
## 1397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, uh no.
## 1398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?
## 1399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't think so I'm really busy.
## 1400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It will just take a second.
## 1401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can't.
## 1402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just for a minute.
## 1403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I really can't.
## 1404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.
## 1405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?
## 1407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Both.
## 1408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What colors do you like?
## 1409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.
## 1410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ryan.
## 1411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 1412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Would you like to help me with a special project?
## 1413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I would love to.
## 1414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 1415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, just throw out all the empties.
## 1416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You don't want to recycle them?
## 1417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.
## 1418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Do you want this?
## 1419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What about this bottle of power drink?
## 1421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, what flavor?
## 1422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Blue.
## 1423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blue's not a flavor.
## 1424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It says flavor
## 1425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.
## 1426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 1427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 1428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm Jim, by the way.
## 1429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm Katy.
## 1430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hi Katy, nice to meet you.
## 1431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You sit out there, don't you?
## 1432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.
## 1433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, um...
## 1434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.
## 1435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...
## 1437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.
## 1439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.
## 1440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.
## 1441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, it's empty.
## 1442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Not it's not, there's some in the straw. There, now you may throw it out.
## 1443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?
## 1444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's over several months, Ryan.
## 1445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Still.
## 1446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 1447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm bored.
## 1448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you for choosing me.
## 1449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?
## 1450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.
## 1451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 1452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 1453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What are you guys going to do?
## 1454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.
## 1455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's great.
## 1456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And stuff... yeah.
## 1457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's cool.
## 1458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What are you doing?
## 1459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.
## 1460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               'Cause Roy's got a truck.
## 1462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's cool.
## 1463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, huh. Yes.
## 1464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?
## 1465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 1466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, I'm gonna head back.
## 1468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 1469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.
## 1470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.
## 1471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.
## 1472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.
## 1473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Goodnight, Michael.
## 1474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Where you going?
## 1475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?
## 1476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                With us?
## 1477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.
## 1478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.
## 1479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I got this.
## 1480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alright, have fun.
## 1481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 1482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I got it.
## 1483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't drink and drive.
## 1484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Take it easy.
## 1485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Have a good night.
## 1486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You too, have a good night.
## 1487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You got that?
## 1488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.
## 1489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.
## 1490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?
## 1491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why?
## 1492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.
## 1493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's a... it's a very nice car.
## 1494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You're not going to freak out?
## 1495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.
## 1496                                    Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, "Hey, did you get an award?" And the neighbor will say, "No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me." Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...
## 1497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, you ready for the... the Dundies?
## 1498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ugh...
## 1499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
## 1500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.
## 1501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Fat Halpert. Jim Halpert.
## 1503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?
## 1504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.
## 1505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, that's a good idea.
## 1506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.
## 1507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.
## 1508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say "Don't go there" but that's... lame.
## 1509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.
## 1510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.
## 1511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, no you di-int.
## 1512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think I did.
## 1513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        W-why did you...
## 1514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?
## 1515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes we should. I... you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, someone had eaten all of them.
## 1516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             To Oscar Martinez it's the "Show Me the Money" award! Yeah!
## 1517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael has taped every Dundies awards and now, he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.
## 1518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's supposed to be confidential.
## 1519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He has the award-ah! ...it's a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!
## 1520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...
## 1521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...
## 1522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.
## 1523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...
## 1524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It was you.
## 1525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Live and learn.
## 1526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It wasn't. I swear.
## 1527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, it was.
## 1528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.
## 1529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We're not laughing at you, Dwight.
## 1530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So who are we laughing at?
## 1531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, just something somebody wrote.
## 1532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Who? Dave Barry?
## 1533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.
## 1534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What is it? Who wrote it?
## 1535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um, it's kind of private.
## 1536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's about Michael.
## 1537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.
## 1538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, now I'm laughing at you.
## 1539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
## 1540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.
## 1541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.
## 1542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...
## 1544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.
## 1545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 1546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Could you...?
## 1547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you there Michael?
## 1548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.
## 1549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...
## 1550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...come on, Jan!
## 1551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.
## 1552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?
## 1553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, yeah, I mean, what is...
## 1554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.
## 1555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...
## 1556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And you had a luau....
## 1557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...it happens once every billion years.
## 1558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.
## 1559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.
## 1560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.
## 1561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.
## 1562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This is a little character I like to do, it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. "Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin." Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.
## 1563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight, get out of here!!
## 1564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no, no...
## 1565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What were you doing in the ladies room?!
## 1566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.
## 1567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why were you peering over the stalls?!
## 1568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, why were you in there?!
## 1569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You are a pervert!
## 1570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What were you doing in there?
## 1571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You, are, a pervert!
## 1572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I am not.
## 1573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Dundie award for "Longest Engagement" goes to Pam Beesley.
## 1574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam, everybody!
## 1575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.
## 1576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 1577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?
## 1578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ah, w-we'll see you next year.
## 1579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!
## 1580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm not changing that, it's the best one.
## 1581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, "world's longest engagement", um, we're all expecting it, you know?
## 1582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.
## 1583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.
## 1584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, lazy. Uh huh.
## 1585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
## 1586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're taking away our bathroom?
## 1587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We are going to have two men's rooms.
## 1588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But where would we...go?
## 1589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Be prepared to hold folks From 9 am to...
## 1590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael...
## 1591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 1592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.
## 1593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.
## 1594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...
## 1595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just don't, don't talk-
## 1596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ...for people's behavior.
## 1597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't talk-
## 1598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And it's-
## 1599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!
## 1600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.
## 1601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 1602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.
## 1603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Best Dundies ever.
## 1604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.
## 1605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. Devon!
## 1606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you. You're just a name and number and no one even says hello." Card!
## 1607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.
## 1608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-"
## 1609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       The waitress tripped on the cord.
## 1610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!
## 1611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, just put these on the group tab.
## 1612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.
## 1613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You said, we could bring our families.
## 1614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?
## 1615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I did, my wife's name is Terri.
## 1616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.
## 1617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.
## 1618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Shut it. Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.
## 1619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Really? We don't have any girls from HR.
## 1620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.
## 1621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 1622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And I was about to take her bra off...
## 1623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 1624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-
## 1625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Like an AIDS test?
## 1626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No! God.
## 1627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.
## 1628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.
## 1629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, let's get out of here.
## 1630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 1631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.
## 1632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry.
## 1633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You staying?
## 1634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.
## 1635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...
## 1636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...the "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin.
## 1637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.
## 1638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This says "Bushiest Beaver".
## 1639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What? I told them busiest...idiots.
## 1640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's, it's fine.
## 1641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.
## 1642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...because that's what happens every time!
## 1643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...talking about? He's a jackass every year.
## 1644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.
## 1646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.
## 1647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pam. Go.
## 1648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   If you would have asked me that, then you would know.
## 1649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.
## 1650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?
## 1651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.
## 1652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh!
## 1653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll just get a ride home from Angela.
## 1654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 1655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.
## 1656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 1657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.
## 1658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.
## 1659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can I get a drink?
## 1660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.
## 1661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The "Hottest in the Office" award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!
## 1662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. "Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you." Here you go.
## 1663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.
## 1664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And the "Tight Ass" award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.
## 1665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think those might be empty.
## 1667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink!
## 1668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Second drink?
## 1669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The "Spicy Curry" award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.
## 1670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Spicy Curry", what's that mean?
## 1671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.
## 1672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?
## 1673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know, it's just...
## 1674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is a bowler-
## 1675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...
## 1676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, but everyone else-
## 1677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Just sit down Kelly.
## 1678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.
## 1679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "You have won a tiny Dundie."
## 1680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sing it Elton.
## 1681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?
## 1682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We just came from yo' mama's house.
## 1683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, alright, yeah.
## 1684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sing 'em a song dude.
## 1685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...
## 1686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-
## 1687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You suck man!
## 1688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Let's cut it.
## 1689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the "Don't Go in There After Me" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...
## 1690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There you go.
## 1691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.
## 1692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, alright Kev.
## 1693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!
## 1694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.
## 1695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           More Dundies!
## 1696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!
## 1697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dundies! Dundies!
## 1698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.
## 1699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Fine work! Fine work Stanley!
## 1700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know you did.
## 1701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech
## 1702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...
## 1703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin.
## 1704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...
## 1705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.
## 1706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It is the "Whitest Sneakers" award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!
## 1707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! Oh, here we go.
## 1708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I have so many people to thank for this award.
## 1709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.
## 1710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.
## 1711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
## 1712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. Oh! Thank you.
## 1713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What a great year for the Dundies.
## 1714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We got to see Ping. And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. Which for me, has ruined them for life.
## 1715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing.
## 1717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know, what?
## 1720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh my God! You are so drunk!
## 1721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.
## 1722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.
## 1723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       He's a volunteer.
## 1724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-
## 1725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight come on, come-
## 1726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.
## 1727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dwight, get off me!
## 1728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.
## 1729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ahh! I can't-
## 1730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.
## 1731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God!
## 1732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whoa.
## 1733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!
## 1734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whoa.
## 1735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Whoa, careful, careful.
## 1736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We have a strict policy here not to over serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.
## 1737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Great work tonight.
## 1738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Watch your step.
## 1739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excellent.
## 1740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.
## 1741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.
## 1742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.
## 1743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No you don't.
## 1744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.
## 1745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, um, can I ask you a question?
## 1746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Shoot.
## 1747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, I just wanted to say thanks.
## 1748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not really a question. Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.
## 1749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 1750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 1751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.
## 1752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, what's up?
## 1753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 1754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Any emails today?
## 1755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um... I don't think so.
## 1756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No? Um... Check your spam folder.
## 1757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! There it is!
## 1758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.'
## 1760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well done.
## 1762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kay.
## 1763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Topical.
## 1764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.
## 1765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So the monkey does the s*x thing right here!
## 1766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.
## 1767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?
## 1768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um, I...
## 1769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Consider it?
## 1770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... Whup! Come on! Hey!
## 1771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? This guy!
## 1772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!
## 1773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.
## 1775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?
## 1776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh oh.
## 1777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Still queer?
## 1778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!
## 1779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...
## 1780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.
## 1781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.
## 1782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!
## 1783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We're talking blonde incompetent.
## 1784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, yeah.
## 1785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Like 10 words a minute... talking.
## 1786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.
## 1787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They are women, right?
## 1788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
## 1789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.
## 1790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.
## 1791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy!
## 1792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?
## 1793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh. Bad boy. Um... Ryan?
## 1794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on, kid. Let's go.
## 1795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.
## 1796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Except pass that breathalyzer.
## 1797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You a big William Hung fan?
## 1798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?
## 1799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm really excited to meet your Mom.
## 1801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You are?
## 1802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.
## 1803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.
## 1804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah?
## 1805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  mmhmm.
## 1806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.
## 1807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh really?
## 1808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?
## 1809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, send me that link to the monkey s*x video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.
## 1810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 1811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. "Old School".
## 1812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 1813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, Toby?
## 1814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.
## 1815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um... literally two seconds?
## 1816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.
## 1817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.
## 1818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, Toby. No.
## 1819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's really not a big deal, Michael.
## 1820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!
## 1821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...
## 1822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just to refresh you... .
## 1824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     NO!
## 1825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          on our policy.
## 1826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?
## 1827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.
## 1828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
## 1829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. So, take it away.
## 1830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.
## 1831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.
## 1832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says "Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?" This is what's at stake.
## 1833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?
## 1834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?
## 1835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.
## 1836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?
## 1837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Boys R Us!
## 1838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh!
## 1839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.
## 1840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.
## 1841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oooh, okay. That was still about me.
## 1842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, hey, hey.
## 1843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.
## 1845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't feel bad.
## 1846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think he feels bad.
## 1847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I don't.
## 1848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You look like you feel bad.
## 1849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Little package!
## 1851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.
## 1852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Little package! Little package!
## 1853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 1854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You look good.
## 1855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hiding from his momma.
## 1856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?
## 1858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.
## 1859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   MILF!
## 1860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks, Kevin.
## 1861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.
## 1862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.
## 1863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great point.
## 1864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 1865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.
## 1866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hi, is it over?
## 1867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, yes!
## 1868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I can go over it with you.
## 1870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.
## 1871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's over.
## 1872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?
## 1873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Email forwards.
## 1874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Exactly! Mmwwah! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?
## 1875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.
## 1876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?
## 1877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.
## 1878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um... what about office romance?
## 1879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.
## 1880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?
## 1881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.
## 1882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, Meredith.
## 1883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?
## 1884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 1885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She would have definitely slept with me.
## 1886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    She wasn't that hot.
## 1887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!
## 1888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, you know, Michael...
## 1889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.
## 1890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her "partner" in to work? Would that be crossing the line?
## 1891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 1892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What if they made out? In front of everybody?
## 1893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, that would be...
## 1894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      At home? And I told everybody everything about it.
## 1895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, I'm lost.
## 1896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?
## 1897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [Crossing the Line
## 1898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?
## 1899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, thanks. I'm good.
## 1900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's what she said. Pam?
## 1901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh... my mother's coming.
## 1902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's what she sai Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.
## 1903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, Toby.
## 1904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey Dwight.
## 1905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.
## 1906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 1907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female v*g1n* look like?
## 1908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
## 1909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.
## 1910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Good. Good. And...
## 1911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I should get back to work.
## 1912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 1913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'
## 1914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 1915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Natural redhead.
## 1916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, Rach.
## 1917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Joe. Mike.
## 1918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?
## 1919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. I banged this girl right here. This is...
## 1920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's her?
## 1921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, this is the one.
## 1922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 1923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You remember? Yes!
## 1924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           At the party?
## 1925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You banged her?
## 1926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes! Right here. You are a naughty girl!
## 1927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.
## 1928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. Hi.
## 1929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.
## 1930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.
## 1931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.
## 1932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.
## 1933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.
## 1934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I love lawyer jokes.
## 1935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.
## 1936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.
## 1937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?
## 1938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.
## 1939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.
## 1940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.
## 1941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do you need to see the video again, Michael?
## 1942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I've seen the video.
## 1943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               He talked the whole time.
## 1944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I didn't. Huh, what?
## 1945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
## 1946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Does that include 'That's What She Said'?
## 1947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmmhmm. Yes.
## 1948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
## 1949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
## 1950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael. MICHAEL!
## 1951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on.
## 1952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, please.
## 1953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There he is.
## 1954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mwah!
## 1955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There he is. Good one.
## 1956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.
## 1957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.
## 1958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's... That's...
## 1959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's not my sense of humor.
## 1960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. Hello. Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.
## 1961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wha...
## 1962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.
## 1963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.
## 1964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This guy does it all.
## 1965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             'Scuse me, I'm sorry. Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.
## 1966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 1967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.
## 1968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So I'm not in trouble?
## 1969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say. Mo' money, mo' problems.
## 1970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay. Well, let's get you out of here, James. Um... I think we're under an hour still, so...
## 1971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here.
## 1972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know. We'll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in.
## 1973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um... hello.
## 1974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my god!
## 1975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Finally made it!
## 1976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello!
## 1977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.
## 1978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is all yours?
## 1979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.
## 1980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, my goodness. That's great.
## 1981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So a guy goes home, tells his wife, "Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery." She goes, "Oh my god! That's incredible! Where are we going?" He goes, "I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five!" Boom!
## 1982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is where I used to keep my computer.
## 1983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, right! I remember...
## 1984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But then I moved it.
## 1985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       with the picture.
## 1986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...
## 1987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 1988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So this is like, um, an organization station...
## 1989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oooooh!
## 1990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 1991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, there he is!
## 1992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How are ya?
## 1993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hi, handsome!
## 1994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You look great!
## 1995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?
## 1996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.
## 1997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, I don't believe that.
## 1998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?
## 1999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, anything is fine.
## 2000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right, I'll see ya.
## 2001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So which one is Jim?
## 2002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mom!
## 2003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just wanted to know.
## 2004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right. Okay.
## 2006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ten minutes.
## 2007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Then we can go to dinner.
## 2009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll make myself busy.
## 2010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh...
## 2011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Phyllis?
## 2012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.
## 2013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ex-squeeze me?
## 2014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.
## 2015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Packer said it.
## 2016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.
## 2017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm the same age as you, Michael.
## 2018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't know about that.
## 2019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We're in the same High School class.
## 2020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.
## 2021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You mean where my desk is?
## 2022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, your corner. Go.
## 2023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.
## 2024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mmmhmmm.
## 2025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?
## 2026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. C'mere, c'mere, c'mon! Come on! Come on.
## 2027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael! Come on!
## 2028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oooh!
## 2029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...
## 2030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm not worried.
## 2031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...report you to HR.
## 2032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.
## 2033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.
## 2034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He said what?
## 2035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.
## 2036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
## 2037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.
## 2038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?
## 2039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. "Home Alone," "Risky Business." Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.
## 2040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.
## 2041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok. Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.
## 2042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.
## 2043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Diversifying. Smart.
## 2044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.
## 2045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.
## 2046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe.
## 2047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.
## 2050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You see Dwight's coffee mug?
## 2051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-hmm.
## 2052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.
## 2053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No way. Let's do this Oh.
## 2054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Here.
## 2055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wind.
## 2056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.
## 2057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Perfect.
## 2058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 2059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 2060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You should go.
## 2061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.
## 2062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh huh.
## 2063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Sign the papers at the condo.
## 2064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You have your lawyer there?
## 2065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, I don't need one.
## 2066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Can I be your representative?
## 2067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't need a representative.
## 2068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think I should be there.
## 2069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, No.
## 2070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm good. I can make sure things are up to code.
## 2071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No. Dwight. I'm fine.
## 2072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Please, I'm always the guy you rely on at work.
## 2073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo, it's completely personal.
## 2074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So you're taking a personal day?
## 2075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.
## 2076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please, I'll make you proud.
## 2077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.
## 2078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes! As your representative?
## 2079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        As my associate.
## 2080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Same thing.
## 2081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No it is not.
## 2082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I have been Michael's #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
## 2083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.
## 2084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You headed out?
## 2085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and I'd like them in by the end of the day.
## 2086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 2087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Very good.
## 2088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Have a great time.
## 2089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?
## 2090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, I changed them to your new address.
## 2091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Good. The Small Business Man?
## 2092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yup.
## 2093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maxim? American Way? Cracked?
## 2094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.
## 2095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?
## 2096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             NO, well can you get on that, because I don't just read Cracked. Thank you.
## 2098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok. See you soon.
## 2100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What kind of shocks you got on this baby?
## 2101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?
## 2102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I want to put the top down.
## 2103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What? No, Dwight. It's fifty degrees outside. Don't... please...
## 2104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             But then no one can see us.
## 2105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I... Just... Would you put it up? Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.
## 2106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Check it out. Terminator.
## 2107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I do not understand what you spend your money on.
## 2108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ooh.
## 2109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?
## 2110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. It's a terrible system, I know.
## 2111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What does 2005 season mean?
## 2112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Eh.
## 2113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wait a minute, what is this?
## 2114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's a scoreboard.
## 2115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.
## 2117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 2118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Or when we're bored.
## 2120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years.
## 2121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We're bored a lot.
## 2122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OH!
## 2123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh!
## 2124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sweet!
## 2125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes! So close. I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game. Yeah.
## 2126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We call it Hate Ball.
## 2127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why?
## 2128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Because of how much Angela hates it.
## 2129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, do you guys have any other games?
## 2130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sometimes we play "Who can put the most M&M's in their mouth?"
## 2131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You play that.
## 2132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball.
## 2133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Home, sweet home.
## 2134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Which one's yours?
## 2135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back... wait... no, it's this one, right here. Home, sweet home.
## 2136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So that's what this sound is all day.
## 2137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association.
## 2138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something.
## 2139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice to meet you.
## 2140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice to meet you too.
## 2141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This is smaller than your old place.
## 2142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, small. I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So, it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um.
## 2143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for s*x.
## 2144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Are we ready to sign some papers?
## 2145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood.
## 2146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.
## 2147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.
## 2148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh. Good. That's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.
## 2149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Let's go check out the master bedroom.
## 2150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?
## 2151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard so my kids can go to college."
## 2152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fair enough.
## 2153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.
## 2154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh. Terrible idea.
## 2155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm putting my bed right over here.
## 2156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.
## 2157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, then I will get a warrantee.
## 2158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.
## 2159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well then I won't get a warrantee.
## 2160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Shh Shh.
## 2161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So that's the problem, is solved. What?
## 2162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Listen. Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.
## 2163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This scented candle ...andle ...andle. Which I found in the men's bathroom ...room ...room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something.
## 2164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It smells like cookies.
## 2165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.
## 2166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.
## 2167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.
## 2168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Let the games begin.
## 2169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.
## 2170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What kind of mortgage did you get?
## 2171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh... Ten year.
## 2172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.
## 2173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What? Wha? You said ten.
## 2174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.
## 2175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ho, thirty years.
## 2176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok, ok, ok.
## 2177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.
## 2178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 2179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.
## 2180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok. Alright. Oh boy.
## 2181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, this is it.
## 2182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whenever you're ready.
## 2183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um. Oh. Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?
## 2184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Actually yes.
## 2185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.
## 2186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.
## 2187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We'll be here waiting for you.
## 2188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, man.
## 2189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.
## 2190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whenever you're ready, Michael.
## 2191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh.
## 2192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I'm blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?
## 2193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.
## 2194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hum.
## 2195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.
## 2196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.
## 2197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.
## 2198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?
## 2199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'll do it.
## 2200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes! Phyllis! Phyllis, just put your foot right through here. Right through the flonk.
## 2201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don't... I don't...
## 2202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...know if you showed me this same unit or not.
## 2204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, this is the unit you saw and...
## 2205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.
## 2206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who told you that?
## 2207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here.
## 2208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.
## 2209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.
## 2210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no, no.
## 2211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's some extra income for you.
## 2212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin.
## 2213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.
## 2214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ehhhh....
## 2215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.
## 2216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today?
## 2217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Here we go. Here we go.
## 2218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Go! Go! Go!
## 2219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pair of shoes!
## 2220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It's Phyllis!
## 2221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's Phyllis!
## 2222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton.
## 2223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Flonkerton.
## 2224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you, delegate from Iceland.
## 2225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow!
## 2226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow.
## 2228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There's something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today.
## 2229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You didn't have to...
## 2230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you've really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent.
## 2231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities.
## 2232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't even know what to say.
## 2233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.
## 2234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Question. Where can I put my terrarium?
## 2235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What the hell is a terrarium?
## 2236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
## 2237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.
## 2238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.
## 2239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Are you sure you don't want to play?
## 2240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sure.
## 2241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come on Angela, don't you have a game?
## 2242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I have one, yes.
## 2243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, let's play, what is it?
## 2244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.
## 2245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We're friends.
## 2246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Apparently.
## 2247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Very nicely done. I think that's H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis.
## 2248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Are you calling me a ho?
## 2249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it.
## 2250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?
## 2251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We take separate cars.
## 2252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?
## 2253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why would we do that?
## 2254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just for fun?
## 2255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?
## 2257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.
## 2258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.
## 2259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ah...
## 2260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OH!
## 2261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?
## 2262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I did.
## 2263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ryan Howard. Ryan! Gold medal.
## 2264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I made something for our closing ceremonies.
## 2265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?
## 2266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Automatic voicemail.
## 2267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright Pam, alright. Nice work!
## 2268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A little bit more and I would have had it.
## 2270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm. We paid it off early.
## 2271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.
## 2272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      People love beets.
## 2273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Nobody likes beets.
## 2274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Everybody loves beets.
## 2275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.
## 2276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Let's get this roof going.
## 2277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stop it!
## 2278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ow.
## 2279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1
## 2280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oscar!
## 2281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Go! Go! Go!
## 2282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. Guys?
## 2283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What is going on?
## 2284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nothing. Guys? Timer's still going? Er?
## 2285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's my stopwatch.
## 2286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Here you go. All done.
## 2287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 2288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so.
## 2289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?
## 2290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 2291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have 59 voicemails.
## 2292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?
## 2293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 2294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, today. 5 o'clock. Closing Ceremonies.
## 2295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 2296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Notify the athletes.
## 2297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool.
## 2298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 2299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going... What's going on?
## 2300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.
## 2301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It's very cool. It's a three bedroom, gay-friendly.
## 2302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice.
## 2303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know.
## 2304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you.
## 2305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 2306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's this?
## 2307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You're on the top one. Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal.
## 2308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't really know what to say. Um, I'm not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.
## 2309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.
## 2310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Get up here, Dwight.
## 2311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Silver medal.
## 2312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yep, not as good as gold. Why are you playing the national anthem?
## 2313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um... 'Cause your condo's in America.
## 2314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh. What the hell is that?
## 2315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Those are the doves.
## 2316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.
## 2317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.
## 2318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?
## 2319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.
## 2320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey! You can just give her your extension.
## 2321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.
## 2323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The temp agency wants to know what you think.
## 2324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent!
## 2325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.
## 2326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?
## 2327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ah, well, I'm interested in business.
## 2328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?
## 2329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.
## 2330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That is ridiculous.
## 2331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.
## 2332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Much advice you seek. Do you know who that is?
## 2333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fozzie bear?
## 2334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mmm... No. That was Yoda.
## 2335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one
## 2336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Got it.
## 2337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch.
## 2338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 2339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.
## 2340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But it says no late fee... .
## 2341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 People!
## 2342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay! Everybody!
## 2343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is not a test! Move to the exits!
## 2344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do not panic!
## 2345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Head towards the exits.
## 2346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Safety partners.
## 2347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Get up off your desks!
## 2348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do not panic.
## 2349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I don't hear it? Alright.
## 2350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, panic is warranted!
## 2351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Go in single file lines.
## 2352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, no. Finish the...
## 2353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This is not at drill!
## 2354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!
## 2355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!
## 2356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Go, let's go.
## 2357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!
## 2358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is not a test! Can you leave?!
## 2359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, you say that every time.
## 2360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
## 2361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, boy...
## 2362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you want to die? OUT!!
## 2363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alright, let's go, let's go.
## 2364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?
## 2365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on, you're safety partners!
## 2366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Move to the exits!
## 2367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You're safety partners!
## 2368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!
## 2369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm okay!
## 2370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.
## 2371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Let go of me!
## 2372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!
## 2373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
## 2374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.
## 2375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.
## 2377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?
## 2378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So what was rule two?
## 2379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.
## 2380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.
## 2381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.
## 2382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, uh, well, one is taken.
## 2383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, okay, two?
## 2384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     NO!
## 2385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay... uh, sorry?
## 2386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.
## 2387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, he needs a permanent number, right?
## 2388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...I don't.
## 2390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.
## 2391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um, yeah. Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.
## 2392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...
## 2393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't want to be like "a guy" here. You know? Like, Stanley is the "crossword puzzle guy". And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the "something guy".
## 2394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, you know what? I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?
## 2395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ooh.
## 2396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And, um...
## 2397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...Would You Rather?
## 2398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.
## 2399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...
## 2400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.
## 2401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Bible.
## 2402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's one book. You've got two others.
## 2403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A Purpose Driven Life.
## 2404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice. Third book?
## 2405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Phyllis.
## 2407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, The DaVinci Code.
## 2408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       The DaVinci Code!
## 2409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice.
## 2410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.
## 2411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question
## 2412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I guess.
## 2413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Then I would bring an axe, no books.
## 2414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.
## 2415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.
## 2416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nice. Smart.
## 2417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...hollowed out, inside
## 2418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?
## 2419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay. Thought people read more books.
## 2421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?
## 2422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...
## 2423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 2424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Legends of the Fall?
## 2425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .
## 2426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I kind of liked Legal...
## 2427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.
## 2428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I take it back.
## 2429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Unforgivable.
## 2430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I take it back!
## 2431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 2432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...
## 2433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is this your car, Ryan?
## 2434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?
## 2435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Don't...
## 2436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good shocks.
## 2437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...
## 2438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's actually a test prep book.
## 2439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ...for Phone. What?
## 2440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's a test prep for business school.
## 2441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, oh, thinking about business school?
## 2442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I just got in. I applied, I go at night.
## 2443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 2444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So you think you know a lot about business?
## 2446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, not yet.
## 2447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh huh.
## 2448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just started.
## 2449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah. Quiz me.
## 2450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I... wouldn't even know where to start.
## 2451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on, egghead. Let's do it.
## 2452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do it.
## 2453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Quiz me up.
## 2454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?
## 2455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh...
## 2456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.
## 2457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?
## 2458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Keep an existing...
## 2459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? Uh, it's equal.
## 2460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.
## 2461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.
## 2462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.
## 2463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, Dwight.
## 2464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Self taught. You didn't even go to college.
## 2465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.
## 2466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?
## 2467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           For instance, why don't you go to business...
## 2468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You should learn from him, right?
## 2469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am.
## 2470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right?
## 2471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am.
## 2472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
## 2473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Stupid!
## 2474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.
## 2475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?
## 2476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.
## 2477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.
## 2478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Pam? Get us back into it.
## 2479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Five movies. Go ahead.
## 2481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
## 2482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ooh, definitely in my top five.
## 2483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes. In my top three, so suck it.
## 2484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...
## 2486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay that's five.
## 2487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, my all time favorite!
## 2488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Pam, play by the rules.
## 2489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All time favorite.
## 2490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.
## 2491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The Crow.
## 2492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?
## 2493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maybe we should get some air.
## 2494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nah, I'm okay.
## 2495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm really uncomfortable.
## 2496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?
## 2497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Present company excluded?
## 2498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, not neccessari...
## 2499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam.
## 2500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam.
## 2501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...
## 2502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Think you've had too much / in this life.
## 2503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.
## 2504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, um...
## 2505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight. Dwight.
## 2506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Everybody hurts,
## 2507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come on Dwight! Use words.
## 2508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sometim... .
## 2509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why didn't I go to business school?
## 2510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who goes to business school?
## 2511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The temp.
## 2512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                He does?
## 2513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
## 2514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.
## 2515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He doesn't even know that I do that.
## 2516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You should tell him.
## 2517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
## 2518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight.
## 2519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
## 2521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.
## 2522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.
## 2523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. You're right.
## 2524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.
## 2525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kay.
## 2526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Everybody hurts
## 2527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright buddy.
## 2528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Everybody cries
## 2529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey! Guys, what's going on?
## 2530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing.
## 2531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 2532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Everybody hurts
## 2533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?
## 2534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sometimes
## 2535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.
## 2536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.
## 2537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?
## 2538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?
## 2539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
## 2540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?
## 2541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My name is Angela.
## 2542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.
## 2543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
## 2544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.
## 2545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I would definitely have s*x with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.
## 2546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're all gay.
## 2547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...
## 2548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.
## 2549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...
## 2550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Would that make you happy?
## 2551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's that?
## 2552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?
## 2553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm on it.
## 2555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dwight. Hey!
## 2556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can't go in yet!
## 2557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
## 2558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.
## 2559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.
## 2560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...Jim.
## 2561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Definitely Jim.
## 2562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Definitely, definitely, Jim.
## 2563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on, Pam.
## 2564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How about you Pam?
## 2565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um... Oscar's kind of cute.
## 2566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I like Oscar.
## 2567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ooh, Toby!
## 2568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.
## 2569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is there anybody else.
## 2570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...
## 2572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.
## 2573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's your number?
## 2574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I gave it to you in the car.
## 2575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 2576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I saw you program it in.
## 2577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You got to... you got to give it to me again.
## 2578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Alright.
## 2579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now I have it.
## 2580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, I better tell somebody. Excuse me, sir...
## 2581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.
## 2583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.
## 2584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.
## 2585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's exactly what I said.
## 2586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?
## 2587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Were you absent?
## 2588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Toaster Oven 101?
## 2589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You failed?
## 2590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am so sorry.
## 2591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.
## 2592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!
## 2593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---
## 2594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Everybody!
## 2595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...since the world was turning.
## 2596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I can't believe I started the fire.
## 2597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ... Marilyn Monroe!
## 2599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...
## 2600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!
## 2601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi!
## 2602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 2603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How are you?
## 2604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Good, how are you?
## 2605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm good. It's good to see you.
## 2606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good to see you, too.
## 2607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm hungry.
## 2608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I am too.
## 2609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.
## 2610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What answers?
## 2611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um, for the... the desert island.
## 2612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. Desert Island. Five movies. Go.
## 2613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.
## 2614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.
## 2615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?
## 2616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 2618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Alright! You want to drive?
## 2619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 2620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 2621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They are soo cute.
## 2622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm really sorry, Dwight.
## 2623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Answer me this, though.
## 2624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?
## 2626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Was it worth it?
## 2628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 2629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm really sorry, Dwight.
## 2630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             The fire guy! The fire guy!
## 2631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!
## 2632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.
## 2633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.
## 2634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.
## 2635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy Halloween, everyone! Oh... that's great!
## 2636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.
## 2637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ohh... OK.
## 2638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month. And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. Okay.
## 2639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jan Levinson's office.
## 2640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.
## 2641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.
## 2642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.
## 2643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.
## 2644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.
## 2645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I know she wanted the name.
## 2646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay... Sherri?
## 2647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 2648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?
## 2649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.
## 2650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 2651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-Hmm.
## 2652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'll call her back. Wish I could fire Sherri.
## 2653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, I'm still here.
## 2654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay! I'm sorry.
## 2655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No?
## 2657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK.
## 2658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 2659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hanging up now.
## 2660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It's... these are people's lives you're talking about.
## 2661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You wanted me?
## 2662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 2663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Papier-mache?
## 2664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 2665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hmm.
## 2666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeeesh.
## 2667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-hmm.
## 2668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
## 2669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why did you put it off until Halloween?
## 2670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Because it's very scary stuff.
## 2671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.
## 2672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.
## 2673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So it's a man?
## 2674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?
## 2675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I just answer the phone.
## 2676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And... sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.
## 2677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're costume is fantastic!
## 2678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog.
## 2679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. Aah! Okay...
## 2680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody.
## 2681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is that?! What are you supposed to be?
## 2682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.
## 2683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's great!
## 2684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, yeah.
## 2685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, well look... What about me?
## 2686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you? A monk?
## 2687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am a Sith Lord. Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars.
## 2688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ass.
## 2689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 2690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 2691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You guys excited about the party?
## 2692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's gonna be fun.
## 2694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 2696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, boy... look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day.
## 2697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What are you implying?
## 2698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?
## 2699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.
## 2700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages. Sound good?
## 2701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 2702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good. Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I'm going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
## 2703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But we don't keep two sets of books.
## 2704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
## 2705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats.
## 2706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why is that?
## 2707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "Bend It Like Beckham."
## 2708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, like ... the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?
## 2709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah. That would be perfect.
## 2710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don't really play soccer or anything.
## 2711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, I don't really have two heads. So...
## 2712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH!
## 2713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, greatest strength.
## 2714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, okay...
## 2715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       A dog-like obedience to authority
## 2716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice.
## 2717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But that doesn't sound good.
## 2718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, okay. Um, how 'bout, the ultimate team player?
## 2719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.
## 2720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         He's a gun nut.
## 2721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um. He sticks to his guns.
## 2722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
## 2723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes?
## 2724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ... that has three people...
## 2725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 2726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ... doing the work that could be done by two.
## 2727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is great. Oh.
## 2728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. Oh.
## 2729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Who do you think it should be?
## 2730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jim. Definitely.
## 2731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, Jim brings in money.
## 2732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Phyllis.
## 2733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Eh.
## 2734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.
## 2735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.
## 2736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              One of the warehouse guys.
## 2737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What? There was someone left off that list? Who?
## 2738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who is he saying?
## 2739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You're right, I didn't even think of him.
## 2740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, Michael.
## 2741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
## 2742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, not me.
## 2743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah... I could.
## 2744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Not Dwight.
## 2745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm not saying that's what he said.
## 2746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I know that's what he said.
## 2747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Tell him, not Dwight.
## 2749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That is not a very nice thing to say about him.
## 2750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Tell him to stop.
## 2751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you kidding?
## 2752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Quiet, you.
## 2753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I agree. He'd land on his feet.
## 2754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Make him be quiet.
## 2755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Those aren't chips and dip.
## 2756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I made brownies.
## 2757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh!
## 2758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ... What?
## 2759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.
## 2760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I made brownies.
## 2761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And I made cookies. Same category.
## 2762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
## 2763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh, yeah. Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.
## 2764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um... Whoa. Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay.
## 2765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stanley, could you come with me, please.
## 2766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        As Assistant Regional Manager...
## 2768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 To the.
## 2769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look! I've got some bad news. You're fired. You need to pack up your things and go. I'm serious, Stanley. It's over. I'm sorry.
## 2770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.
## 2771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So. How did it go with Stanley? How... how'd he take it?
## 2772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                He wouldn't listen to me
## 2773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ahh, come on.
## 2774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If you want to fire him, you're going to have to tell him yourself.
## 2775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I'm certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just...
## 2776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I'm very flattered. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not sure that it's my official resume or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I'm gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?
## 2777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
## 2778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh... hey.
## 2779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...
## 2780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 2781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis...
## 2782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.
## 2783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.
## 2784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um... it's in Maryland.
## 2785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.
## 2786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Maybe... maybe I will.
## 2787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jim...
## 2788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is called leveraging an offer. Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?
## 2789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, God.
## 2790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.
## 2791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Fantastic!
## 2792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And I turned it down.
## 2793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What?! That would've solved all my problems.
## 2794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Out of loyalty to this company...
## 2795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, you idiot.
## 2796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.
## 2797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.
## 2798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But then you wouldn't have me here.
## 2799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?
## 2800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's in Maryland.
## 2801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You can call. Can you call 'em?
## 2802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.
## 2803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.
## 2804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's going to happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.
## 2805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can I speak to you a minute?
## 2806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um... yes.
## 2807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, I really didn't mean to...
## 2808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Help. Me.
## 2809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm sorry?
## 2810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.
## 2811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, you want me to be you?
## 2812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 2813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.
## 2815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, are you firing Creed?
## 2816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.
## 2817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We should switch seats in order to...
## 2818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, that's a good idea.
## 2819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alright. Excuse me. I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...
## 2820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!
## 2821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 2822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!
## 2823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's an overreaction.
## 2824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.
## 2825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...
## 2826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I... this is Creed.
## 2827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 2828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm improvising, so just try to keep up.
## 2829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.
## 2830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And I'm very angry, and I want...
## 2831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael Scott here.
## 2832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.
## 2833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Toby? Mm hmm. I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...
## 2834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off. Just, just... yeah.
## 2835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What happened?
## 2836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It wasn't me.
## 2837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...
## 2838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I know.
## 2839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, hey... Creed?
## 2840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Huh?
## 2841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Could I talk to you for a second?
## 2842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop.
## 2843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What are you telling me?
## 2844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I... we're gonna have to... You... you want something better.
## 2845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, I don't. I wanna stay right here.
## 2846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, you wanna leave.
## 2847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, I wanna stay here.
## 2848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why... why are you making this so hard?
## 2849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, I think there's a misunderstanding, Michael.
## 2850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think you're right.
## 2851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Can I go?
## 2852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, of course you can't go. We haven't even started this horrible process of... okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you, you're... you're, goodbye.
## 2853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's fight it.
## 2854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hmm?
## 2855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.
## 2856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What old days? What are you talking about?
## 2857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did you start the paperwork yet?
## 2858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's right here on the desk, yeah.
## 2859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You don't have to do this, Michael.
## 2860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I can't, I can't...
## 2861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Undo it!
## 2862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I can't change anything. This is the way...
## 2863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, you have the power to undo it.
## 2864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't... okay, just listen.
## 2865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael, undo it!
## 2866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Don't...
## 2867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
## 2868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have to fire someone today, okay?
## 2869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.
## 2870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, well... I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you're always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you.
## 2871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You're they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You're a fine man.
## 2872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Don't...
## 2873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one's gonna miss him. Good, good, good.
## 2874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?
## 2875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Creed's an idiot, you know that.
## 2876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, he...
## 2877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.
## 2878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, maybe I did.
## 2879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.
## 2880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Huh. No! I can't, no. I can't go back. I would look like an idiot.
## 2881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's why I'm being fired?
## 2882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 2883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So you might not look like an idiot?
## 2884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and...
## 2885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This is unbelievable!
## 2886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just hope that you and I can remain friends.
## 2887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Devon, wait, please.
## 2888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What!
## 2889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili's. From me. Okay? No hard feelings.
## 2890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell!
## 2891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What about the Halloween party?
## 2892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.
## 2893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on.
## 2894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we're friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it's double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.
## 2895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I love Halloween. You know, it's just, it's just fun. Every year, it's just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob. It was topical. People got a... a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year.
## 2896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Trick or treat!
## 2897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He... Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great.
## 2898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm a bumble bee.
## 2899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You look great! And you're a princess?
## 2900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       A fairy princess.
## 2901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A fairy princess. You're very... .
## 2902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm a lion.
## 2903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're a lion. Wow, I want to hear your, your... Oh! Oh, okay, that's all yours. That's all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these.
## 2904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Where is my desk?
## 2905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is weird.
## 2906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.
## 2907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.
## 2908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I didn't lose my desk.
## 2909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?
## 2910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, who moved my desk?
## 2911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think you should retrace your steps.
## 2912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!
## 2913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot.
## 2914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight Schrute.
## 2915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.
## 2916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.
## 2917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 2918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's by the ream?
## 2919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, yeah, ream.
## 2920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.
## 2921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.
## 2922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wash your hands, Kevin.
## 2923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Right, oh let me just check the pricing list. Hold on one second...
## 2924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sensei, hello it's Sempai...
## 2925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Umm...
## 2926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight...
## 2927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know what, let me give you a call right back. I'm going to uh, find it and then I'll call you back, thanks.
## 2928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, I just had a ques-... Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai.
## 2929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Was that your mom?
## 2930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, that was my Sensei.
## 2931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, I thought it was your mom.
## 2932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei.
## 2933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool.
## 2934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Assistant Sensei.
## 2935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 2936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei.
## 2937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't want to stay until seven again this year.
## 2938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't really have any control over that Stanley.
## 2939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.
## 2940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day.
## 2941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did you ask me here for any specific reason?
## 2942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uhh, yes, I did, here's the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.
## 2943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why is that secret?
## 2944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin.
## 2945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.
## 2946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.
## 2947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's just last year you...
## 2948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Last year they were out of order, weren't they Pam?
## 2949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.
## 2950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That's pretty good. Um, actually, I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
## 2951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Updating emergency contacts.
## 2952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, is that really a priority?
## 2953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is it a priority? Oh I don't know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People's legs are crushed under rubble. "Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can't because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority." Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you.
## 2954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Catch-22.
## 2955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Catch-22. Yes. Why don't you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what's your cell?
## 2956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, Larissa Halpert.
## 2957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's her address?
## 2958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    117 Mount Bergin St.
## 2959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 2960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.
## 2961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you mean Neverland?
## 2962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is Tito.
## 2963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 2964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Calling from...
## 2965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.
## 2966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You making this up as you go along, aren't you?
## 2967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am just following the website.
## 2968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, at least I don't have cavities.
## 2969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, you have very nice teeth.
## 2970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 2971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Who is your emergency contact?
## 2972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stacy.
## 2973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 2974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pick up.
## 2975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 2976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is Mike Tyson.
## 2977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?
## 2978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.
## 2979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No I'm not.
## 2980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.
## 2981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this
## 2982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, give that back to me.
## 2983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, say please.
## 2984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. That is not a toy.
## 2985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Please?
## 2986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Please?
## 2987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.
## 2988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.
## 2989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And this is more a ying-yang thing. The 'Michael' all cursive, the 'Scott' all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man.
## 2990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Could you practice on the forms?
## 2991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No women or children, unless provoked.
## 2992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, Roy?
## 2993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
## 2994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?
## 2995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.
## 2996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Because we're friends.
## 2997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Because I would kick his ass.
## 2998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...
## 2999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So? I've beaten up black belts.
## 3000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, how did you know they were black belts?
## 3001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.
## 3002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is your wife still your contact?
## 3003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is 'Becker' now.
## 3004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   'Kay.
## 3005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You don't need to write 'ex'.
## 3006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And after that, nobody ever messed with the 'Damn Rascals' ever again.
## 3007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, right?
## 3008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You were a Jet?
## 3009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Have you signed the expense reports yet?
## 3010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's. Alright, I'm going to be in my office if anybody needs me. Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That's my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link.
## 3011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Argggg!
## 3012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends - I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments. And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.
## 3013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just hit me. You'll see.
## 3014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I can't. I just got a manicure.
## 3015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, queer... eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.
## 3016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Just have Dwight punch you.
## 3017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.
## 3018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?
## 3019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What belt are they?
## 3020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...
## 3021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 3022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ... he cried at the end of it. He did.
## 3023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.
## 3024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?
## 3025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, I'll punch you.
## 3026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.
## 3027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kiyah!
## 3028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!
## 3029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect? No, I did not.
## 3030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?
## 3031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. Thank you.
## 3032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
## 3033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.
## 3034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know.
## 3035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.
## 3036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           French Onion?
## 3037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Obviously.
## 3038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 3040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Take this pen and stab me with it.
## 3041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Go away.
## 3042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I just have a quick question.
## 3043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I haven't signed them, ok?
## 3044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?
## 3045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
## 3046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 He's a purple belt. That's really high.
## 3047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.
## 3048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's just out there, you...
## 3049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, so that's what they are saying?
## 3050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, alright, where is Dwight?
## 3052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, Kitchen.
## 3053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hi-yah!
## 3055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 3056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.
## 3057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Now watch, let me take you from behind.
## 3058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.
## 3060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.
## 3061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, Really?
## 3062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.
## 3063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.
## 3064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!
## 3065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches
## 3066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I would block your first punch rendering it ineffective.
## 3067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know what? You're just lucky that we are at work right now.
## 3070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ooh, what about, uh, Dwight's dojo?
## 3071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, they must have class.
## 3072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, it's free during the day. It's fine.
## 3073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Look...
## 3074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I've got the key.
## 3075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael...
## 3076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, Toby.
## 3077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Any word on those time cards?
## 3078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I've got an idea
## 3079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight... Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm coming, fight...
## 3080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll.
## 3081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, no, it's not.
## 3082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think it is. A guy told me about that.
## 3083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Actually, it's a symbol for eternal discipline.
## 3084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 3085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow, that is really interesting.
## 3086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Your love line- I'm just kidding. I can't see anything.
## 3088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, look closer.
## 3089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, ok.
## 3090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Once point for me.
## 3091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tied up.
## 3092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, you're dead.
## 3093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now.
## 3094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, put me down. Put me down. Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...
## 3095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?
## 3096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, Sensei!
## 3097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one - no kicks to the groin, home for dinner.
## 3098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Shi mate!
## 3099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hiii!
## 3100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 3101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alright, break.
## 3102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What the hell was that?
## 3103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 3104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight - awarded a point.
## 3105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Eat it!
## 3107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright, that's the way you want it.
## 3108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Two more.
## 3109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.
## 3110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sweep the leg.
## 3111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.
## 3112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I got his pants.
## 3114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It was my pants.
## 3115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No points for pants.
## 3116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot!
## 3117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Clean single kick, gentlemen.
## 3118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.
## 3119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, break. Break.
## 3120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No holding.
## 3121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. Eight points. Nine points.
## 3122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, stop it! Come on! Michael.
## 3123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Open your mouth.
## 3124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, Michael!
## 3125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? "Raging Bull." Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. Oh, we're playing phone tag.
## 3126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Seven new messages. First New Message. "Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein." Next new message. "Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!"
## 3127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?
## 3128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Fudge?
## 3129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
## 3130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
## 3131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, to what?
## 3132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just put "The Hospital." Contact number
## 3133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.
## 3134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Later Jim.
## 3135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Later, Kev. Have a good weekend.
## 3136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, you too.
## 3137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I have the emergency contacts.
## 3139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?
## 3140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.
## 3141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.
## 3142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.
## 3143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alright, bye.
## 3144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight?
## 3145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, did you finish yet?
## 3146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?
## 3147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm busy.
## 3148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, busier. Making the time.
## 3149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.
## 3150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We want to go home.
## 3151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
## 3152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The shipping place closes in a half hour.
## 3153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's g*ngb*ng this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.
## 3154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is illegal.
## 3155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't care.
## 3156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?
## 3157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Of course.
## 3158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.
## 3159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, I don't know...
## 3160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.
## 3161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.
## 3162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, no, title change only.
## 3163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'll have Pam send out a memo.
## 3164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.
## 3165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just a formality.
## 3166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Absolutely but not really.
## 3167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, I have so much to learn from you.
## 3168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes you do.
## 3169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you, Sensei.
## 3170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And, ditto.
## 3171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.
## 3172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.
## 3173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. They're in the conference room.
## 3174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 3175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wait, are those Michael's Levis?
## 3176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?
## 3177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
## 3178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll take those. Thanks.
## 3179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is a projection of the county's needs...
## 3180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.
## 3181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...
## 3182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. Years.
## 3183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-
## 3184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I changed it. To Chili's.
## 3185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me?
## 3186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Radisson just gives out this vibe, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson". It's kind of snooty. So.
## 3187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You had no right to do that, Michael.
## 3188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
## 3189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It said that.
## 3190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
## 3191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.
## 3192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh huh, uh huh. Power trip.
## 3193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.
## 3195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No...
## 3196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.
## 3197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That is unbelievable.
## 3198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What is going on?
## 3199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We are doing worst first dates.
## 3200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.
## 3201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, that's a joke.
## 3202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, they had to come back for me.
## 3203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait, when was this?
## 3204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Umm... it was not that long ago.
## 3205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.
## 3206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.
## 3207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
## 3208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.
## 3209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.
## 3211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.
## 3212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well...
## 3213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
## 3214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. Adios!
## 3215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So which way is Chili's?
## 3216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, I'll drive.
## 3217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.
## 3218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?
## 3219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know Scranton.
## 3220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 At all!
## 3221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 3222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-
## 3223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           If it's a couple blocks away-
## 3224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dar de dar.
## 3225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.
## 3227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We should come up with a signal of some sort.
## 3228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why would we need a signal?
## 3229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-
## 3230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?
## 3231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I... it could be either of us.
## 3232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.
## 3233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeees.
## 3234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hello? Christian?
## 3235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 3236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.
## 3237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just Jan Levinson.
## 3238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No Gould?
## 3239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?
## 3240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, not long.
## 3241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, Jan, what happened?
## 3242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 3243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is Gould dead? What uh-
## 3244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, we got divorced, ok? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
## 3245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?
## 3246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Michael. Uh, could we have a table for three, please?
## 3247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When did this happen?
## 3248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We're in a meeting.
## 3249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This way, please.
## 3251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Christian.
## 3252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Alright, after you.
## 3253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 3255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.
## 3256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-
## 3257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Awesome blossom.
## 3258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?
## 3260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 3261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, it's done. Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.
## 3262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So-
## 3263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I heard a-
## 3264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you have a-
## 3265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?
## 3266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Christian, you don't have to listen to this.
## 3267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's ok, I like jokes.
## 3268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just the one.
## 3270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.
## 3271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 3272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into my office and check some data for me.
## 3273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, you want me to read 'em?
## 3274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 3275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-
## 3276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When-
## 3278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nope. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.
## 3279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-
## 3280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh ho ho, yea! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?
## 3281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sure. There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.
## 3282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is this real?
## 3283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It is a screenplay. Starring himself.
## 3284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Agent Michael Scarn.
## 3285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Of the FBI.
## 3286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How long is this? Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop. Drawings.
## 3287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is that?
## 3288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.
## 3289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       First guy says "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn". And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort". And the third guy says "I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe".
## 3290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ohhh no! Oh my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!
## 3291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?
## 3292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do we all have our copy of "Threat Level
## 3293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, yeah.
## 3294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright, let's get this started. I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.
## 3295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's the character's name?
## 3296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah-
## 3297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, you guys should not be doing this.
## 3298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why not, Dwight? This is a movie. I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.
## 3299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You took something that doesn't belong to you.
## 3300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight-
## 3301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Brought it in here-
## 3302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Do you want to play-
## 3303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Made copies of it-
## 3304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?
## 3305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yum! Yum yum yum! That's delicious! I love it!
## 3306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.
## 3307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, we are out to save money.
## 3308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What's the bottom line?
## 3309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.
## 3310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words. That's her fault.
## 3311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?
## 3312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't think Christian has time for that.
## 3313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have time.
## 3314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
## 3315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-
## 3316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Chili's baby back ribs...
## 3317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta Jones enters.
## 3318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sir, you have some messages.
## 3319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Not now!
## 3320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They're important.
## 3321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, what are they?
## 3322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        First message is
## 3323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not in a thousand years, Catherine. We work together. And get off my desk!
## 3324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.
## 3325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.
## 3326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.
## 3327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission.
## 3328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, uh, I have to work late.
## 3329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You're joking right?
## 3330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-
## 3331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pow! Pow! Pow!
## 3332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.
## 3333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael's movie? Two thumbs down. Heh.
## 3334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?
## 3335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?
## 3336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. Sam, get my luggage.
## 3337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I forget it, brutha.
## 3338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. Wait, who's Dwigt?
## 3339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.
## 3340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            D-W-I-G-H-T.
## 3341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok, you know what? I am done with this. That's it, the end.
## 3342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-
## 3343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement. My uncle bought me some fireworks. Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.
## 3344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's actually a good idea. We'll all take a brief intermission. Hey, are you hungry?
## 3345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 3347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.
## 3348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Woo, well, this brings us to Jan. Truth or Dare? Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.
## 3349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh no, Michael, Michael, please. No, really.
## 3350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, so you're not gonna play? She's not playing.
## 3351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's not fair.
## 3352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             She's not playing the game.
## 3353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We'd been fighting for a while-
## 3354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Check please.
## 3355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it. But he also knew that I did. I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.
## 3356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You didn't.
## 3357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I was stupid.
## 3358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, you were not stupid. Gould was stupid. Right?
## 3360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's right.
## 3361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know?
## 3362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You were really brave! You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.
## 3363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's true.
## 3364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You said "World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!"
## 3365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I had plans to meet a friend tonight. Which I had to cancel. But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.
## 3366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 3367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           For the bugs.
## 3368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nice. That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.
## 3369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.
## 3370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right down the street?
## 3371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised. Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'. I know this place. I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have. It's home, you know? I know the challenges this county's up against. Here's the thing about those discount suppliers. They don't care. They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.
## 3372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 3373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's bad.
## 3374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's terrible.
## 3375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It, you know what, it really is.
## 3376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh-
## 3377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.
## 3378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?
## 3379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So, I guess I'll see you in ten hours.
## 3380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What are you going to do with your time off?
## 3381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.
## 3382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You have new music?
## 3383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. Definitely.
## 3384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 See ya.
## 3385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Bye... thanks. Yes!
## 3386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We did it!
## 3387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We got it!
## 3388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.
## 3389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.
## 3390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What!?
## 3391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Let's go.
## 3392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. Oh-ok.
## 3393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael? Michael? Michael? His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. Who's this? Jan?
## 3394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Morning, Pam. Hey.
## 3395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.
## 3396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hello, Dwight.
## 3397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Did you do her?
## 3398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Who.
## 3399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jan Levinson-Gould.
## 3400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, no, no, no Gould.
## 3401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Did you do her?
## 3402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This is none of your affair because she is your boss-
## 3403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And she is your boss.
## 3404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. Jan, I defend your honor. Is that all?
## 3405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jan didn't come back for her car last night.
## 3406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What!?
## 3407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?
## 3408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.
## 3409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No way.
## 3410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 3411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question
## 3412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Some might even say that we had our first date last night.
## 3413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, really?
## 3414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really.
## 3415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why might some say that?
## 3416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.
## 3417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh hmm.
## 3418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.
## 3419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We didn't dance.
## 3420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.
## 3421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Swaying isn't dancing.
## 3422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.
## 3423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I have some faxes to get out.
## 3424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, come on, Pam. I-
## 3425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?
## 3426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You should get one of these.
## 3427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No. Thank you.
## 3428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.
## 3429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Done.
## 3430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. Sorry.
## 3431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   S'ok.
## 3432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable s*x.
## 3433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're not having s*x.
## 3434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Plus, improves your reflexes see, I would have caught that.
## 3435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?
## 3436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's only twenty-five bucks.
## 3437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow. Um, ok.
## 3438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam, could I see you in my office?
## 3439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.
## 3440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pam, you're trustworthy-
## 3441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And a woman-
## 3443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, no.
## 3444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. "Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you. I'll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon." First impressions?
## 3445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.
## 3446                                                                                                      My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been swack, divorced. Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we'll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing. We just sort of got caught up in the moment. The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager. Just, uh, she didn't want it to continue for some reason. It, we both, I didn't want it, we both didn't want it to continue. Was not professional. Um, when people say something's mutual, it never is. But this was mutual.
## 3447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "I guess I missed you." I guess I missed you. So, she misses me?
## 3448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She missed you.
## 3449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But then she goes on to say "that will be our only topic of discussion". That doesn't mean anything, those are just words.
## 3450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have one idea of what it means.
## 3451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok. Yeah, what, what?
## 3452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.
## 3453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohhh, great. Well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review-
## 3454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.
## 3455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah, why, that's great news? That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?
## 3456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.
## 3457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, wow, wow. Alright, let's listen to that again. "Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you".
## 3458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, hey, listen, Jim. Here's a little tip for your performance review.
## 3459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.
## 3461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.
## 3462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yes, we do.
## 3463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, we don't.
## 3464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him and he'll be sure to give you a raise.
## 3465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.
## 3466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?
## 3467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I win.
## 3468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ugh, you know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today. I need to stay focused, and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Uh, stupid.
## 3469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wait, wait; one thing. Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?
## 3470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, duh.
## 3471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Duh.
## 3472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
## 3473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.
## 3474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.
## 3476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.
## 3477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.
## 3478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No kidding.
## 3479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's all about my bonus.
## 3480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael and Jan definitely made out.
## 3481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ohh...
## 3482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Maybe more.
## 3483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that goin'.
## 3484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, yea!
## 3485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good work, Stanley. Great performance review. Stanley in the house, everybody. Woo! Angela, your turn.
## 3486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.
## 3487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 3488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 3489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jan's on the phone for you.
## 3490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year.
## 3491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. Yeah?
## 3492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 3493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?
## 3494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I am returning your many calls.
## 3495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, hello to you, too. Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.
## 3496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.
## 3497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.
## 3498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.
## 3499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 3500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.
## 3501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Been thinking about you.
## 3502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.
## 3503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-
## 3504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 3505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 3506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Are the cameras with you...
## 3507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...in your office?
## 3509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They are not. Yes, they are. That's my girlfriend.
## 3510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I heard they made out and had s*x.
## 3511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, they just made out. That's it.
## 3512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I heard they made out and had s*x.
## 3513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.
## 3514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Romances?
## 3515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do. I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas. Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down? In a folder? A "Michael-idea" folder?
## 3516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry.
## 3517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's unfortunate. How 'bout the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.
## 3518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What suggestion box?
## 3519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously? Maybe there's prizes?
## 3520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.
## 3521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them. Hello, everybody? Yeah, uh, attention, please. Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.
## 3522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't you mean constructive criticism?
## 3523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What did I say?
## 3524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You said "constructive complements"; that doesn't make any sense.
## 3525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?
## 3526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11
## 3527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Saturday.
## 3528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.
## 3529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?
## 3530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 3531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hi, Jan. How are you?
## 3532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm good; how are you?
## 3533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Good to see you.
## 3534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nice to see you.
## 3535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.
## 3536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can we please go in your office?
## 3537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. No calls.
## 3538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oooo.
## 3539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 3540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's nice to see you.
## 3542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nice to see you too, Michael.
## 3543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not like that.
## 3545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, well.
## 3546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.
## 3547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 3548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Period.
## 3549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 3550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do we understand each other.
## 3551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Absolutely.
## 3552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because "Oh, I regret that." But, "Wait, I'm still gonna call you." But, but, "We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job." But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.
## 3553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?
## 3554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?
## 3555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.
## 3557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 3558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Are you wearing a new perfume today?
## 3559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How is that a business question?
## 3560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, you're wearing it at the office. And it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.
## 3561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Please don't smell me, Michael.
## 3562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Jim.
## 3563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, how's it goin'?
## 3564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh my God, did you see "The Apprentice" last night?
## 3565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
## 3566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can you believe who Trump fired?
## 3567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, that was unbelievable.
## 3568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
## 3569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You didn't see it?
## 3570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?
## 3571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't understand- Hold on. Sorry. Yes, Pam.
## 3572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.
## 3573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.
## 3574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.
## 3575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I did not, not, not use those words.
## 3576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting is it happening right now?
## 3577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, it's in like ten minutes.
## 3578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Everyone's waiting in the conference room.
## 3579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Great. Very good.
## 3580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one
## 3581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What should we do to prepare for Y2K?
## 3582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I thought you read these every week.
## 3583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. That happens occasionally.
## 3584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It happens occasionally.
## 3585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And, um, one down. Next suggestion
## 3586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That sounds serious, Michael.
## 3587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?
## 3588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tom?
## 3589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.
## 3590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom? Pow.
## 3591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.
## 3592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Next suggestion.
## 3593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Arrr, dooby dooby do. "You need to do something about your B.O."
## 3594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You need to do something about your B.O.
## 3595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
## 3596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
## 3597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.
## 3598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
## 3599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. "You need to do something about your coffee breath"-
## 3600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You need-
## 3601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  To do something about-
## 3603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
## 3604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sometimes you talk to us real close.
## 3605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-
## 3606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, when you have coffee breath-
## 3607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll work on that-
## 3608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's hard.
## 3609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.
## 3610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?
## 3611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.
## 3612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Next suggestion.
## 3613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       "Don't sl-", ok, that's blank Don't, just put it-
## 3614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         "Don't sleep with your boss"? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
## 3615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't, I can't-
## 3616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't understand why you're so upset.
## 3617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Please sit down.
## 3618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let me ask you-
## 3619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.
## 3620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, let me ask you this.
## 3621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Please, sit yourself down.
## 3622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Let me ask you something.
## 3623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What, Michael.
## 3624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Where did you get your outfit?
## 3625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!
## 3626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.
## 3627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Because nothing did, Michael. It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same
## 3628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look-
## 3629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 3630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh my God...
## 3631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry, am I interrupting? Oh God; were you guys making out?
## 3632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, Dwight; come in.
## 3633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 3634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What do you want Dwight?
## 3635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am ready for my performance review.
## 3636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, great. Your performance has been adequate. You may leave; goodbye.
## 3637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?
## 3638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave.
## 3639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?
## 3640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why on earth would we give you a raise?
## 3641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking. Let me bring up one word
## 3642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You do? How do you get in?
## 3643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I have a copy of your key.
## 3644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's a serious offense!
## 3645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That is a serious offense. Very serious. As is toying with a man's heart.
## 3646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh! Michael, for God sakes!
## 3647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.
## 3648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, third wheel, why don't you do that?
## 3649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.
## 3650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That was deer!? Gross, oh!
## 3651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You liked it!
## 3652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, did not!
## 3653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jan, have you ever had deer?
## 3654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's a delicacy. And you know what? It's an aphrodisiac. So when we're done here, you guys could go over to The Antler Lodge, sample some deer and talk about my raise.
## 3656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What do you say, Jan?
## 3657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do
## 3658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok. You just, uh, clear your head.
## 3659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you, Dwight.
## 3660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you. Do you have a light?
## 3661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said "Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of".
## 3662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's from Superman?
## 3663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Smallville. And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise.
## 3664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you think Michael and Jan actually...
## 3665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't really wanna picture it. But thank you, Pam.
## 3666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How do you come back from that?
## 3667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know. Especially working together.
## 3668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?
## 3669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh-
## 3670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       As a human being.
## 3671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, no, I don't think you can.
## 3672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.
## 3673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wait.
## 3674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     'K?
## 3675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?
## 3676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, now is not the time or the place.
## 3677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?
## 3678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.
## 3679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?
## 3680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'
## 3681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?
## 3682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, it has nothing-
## 3683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Am I too short?
## 3684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.
## 3685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?
## 3687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I appreciate that, thank you.
## 3688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-
## 3689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-
## 3690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?
## 3691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So my looks have nothing to do with it?
## 3692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ohhh, God.
## 3693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now. And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am. And that is all I needed; I'm good. I can go home now.
## 3694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, it's 12
## 3695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ummm... no idea.
## 3696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Never missed a day, my ass.
## 3697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! It's ok!
## 3699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Oh my God. Ohhh. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here. Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.
## 3700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Are we in danger?
## 3701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody.
## 3702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, should I call the... What?
## 3703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.
## 3704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...
## 3705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That just means you have to enter your password.
## 3706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh...
## 3707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's your password, Michael?
## 3708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, umm...
## 3709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, it's 1-2-3.
## 3710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 3711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mi-
## 3712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           AH! Guh-oood.
## 3713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry.
## 3714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Please don't do that.
## 3715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, I'm sorry. What is going on in there? Why is he here? What are you doing?
## 3716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't tell you.
## 3717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You have to tell me.
## 3718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't have to tell you anything.
## 3719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.
## 3720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. Brrr! That's strong!
## 3721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-
## 3722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm not going get a brain-
## 3723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Or get hit by a car-
## 3724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stop it.
## 3725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.
## 3726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go... away?
## 3727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed, it--- And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.
## 3728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So how do you search?
## 3729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      By keyword phrase.
## 3730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Try "profits". No! Try "Michael Scott". "Michael" "boss" and "funny". Oh my God, wow! E-mail from Stanley. Stanley, Terribly nice guy. "Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late." Well, Stanley's an ass. Not one of our harder workers.
## 3731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?
## 3732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? I will destroy everything in my path-
## 3733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Actually, it's just-
## 3734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Beep! Bop!
## 3735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok...
## 3736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. Oil can. Oil can.
## 3737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.
## 3738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.
## 3739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?
## 3740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what the problem is?
## 3741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think I do.
## 3742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The problem is that when people hear the term "big brother", they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.
## 3743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I gotta erase a lotta stuff. A lot of stuff.
## 3744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.
## 3745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 3746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 3747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.
## 3748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know!
## 3750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hmm...
## 3751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you think that they're like-
## 3752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 3753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, right, no, no.
## 3754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 3755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?
## 3756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... If you guys see anything... ?
## 3757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.
## 3758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice.
## 3759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
## 3760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Does he have access to their medical records?
## 3761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ummmm...
## 3762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.
## 3763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Meredith has an E-vite from Jim. Barbeque at Jim's tonight. Tonight? Wonder where my e-vitation is. Click on guest list. Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. Must be... . No.
## 3764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Angela-
## 3765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 3766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How's it going?
## 3767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's ok.
## 3768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?
## 3769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No. Are we supposed to?
## 3770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.
## 3771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hmm... Excuse me.
## 3772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 3773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be even approachabler.
## 3774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's pretty young.
## 3775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you gonna eat with us?
## 3777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Of course. Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of. Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup.
## 3778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh hum.
## 3779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.
## 3780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The professors would go to the parties?
## 3781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them.
## 3782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.
## 3783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What? Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!
## 3784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Question
## 3785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, uh, no. Could-
## 3786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I was wondering-
## 3787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Could, keep that down.
## 3788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why?
## 3789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Because not everybody knows about the party.
## 3790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Like who? Who doesn't know?
## 3791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Umm, Michael.
## 3792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why just Michael?
## 3793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Because it's a surprise.
## 3794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is it?
## 3795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh hmm.
## 3796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, that's perfect!
## 3797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, don't tell.
## 3798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I won't.
## 3799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.
## 3801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? That's great.
## 3802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 3803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.
## 3804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...
## 3805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, no, he can't make it.
## 3806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, ok, cool.
## 3807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey there.
## 3808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 3809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Almost quittin' time.
## 3810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.
## 3811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   One more hour. Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.
## 3812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, um... .I can't.
## 3813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You have plans.
## 3814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh hmm, definitely.
## 3815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I do, too. I do, too.
## 3816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You do?
## 3817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I do, yeah. Big plans.
## 3818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Because you said "do you wanna hang out"-
## 3819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no. Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-
## 3820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 3822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.
## 3823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's the best. It's the best. I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.
## 3824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Improv sounds great.
## 3825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It is. Ok.
## 3826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 3827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 3828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think Stanley just coughed.
## 3829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?
## 3830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No thanks.
## 3831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-
## 3832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm on a call.
## 3833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?
## 3834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-
## 3835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, alright.
## 3836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 3837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?
## 3838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm just leaving for the day.
## 3839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?
## 3840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Charity. Bake drive.
## 3841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Liar!
## 3842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 3843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You are a liar.
## 3844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I'm not.
## 3845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hangin' tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.
## 3846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Battlestar Galatica.
## 3847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's, whatever stupid show you want-
## 3848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can't-
## 3849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        To watch tonight
## 3850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tonight.
## 3851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We're watching it.
## 3852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.
## 3853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.
## 3854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Clarinet.
## 3855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You, too, Dwight?
## 3856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Have fun tonight! Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. He has no idea!
## 3857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.
## 3858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?
## 3859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, you must be Dwight!
## 3860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You don't work with us.
## 3861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's because Mark's my roommate.
## 3862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.
## 3863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.
## 3864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh hmm.
## 3865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When is the guest of honor coming?
## 3866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, uh, later-ish.
## 3867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He's gonna love it!
## 3868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great. Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-
## 3869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 3870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.
## 3871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Definitely.
## 3872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.
## 3873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, is Katy coming?
## 3874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.
## 3875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Huh, is it ok if I call her?
## 3876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We can talk about that later.
## 3877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene.
## 3878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.
## 3879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.
## 3880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Great. La la la la la laaa...
## 3881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.
## 3882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.
## 3883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm supposed to meet my doctor here? Have ya seen him? He's a very angry midget.
## 3884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom! Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn't you? Didn't ya!? Well, you didn't, because I know where ya hid the diamonds. I been on to you and your little friends for weeks. Boom! Boom! Boom!
## 3885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm not even in the scene!
## 3886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Again!?
## 3887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Boom! Boom!
## 3888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stop, stop, ok, stop.
## 3889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Boom! Boom!
## 3890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You shot me, great. Now stop.
## 3891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why
## 3892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.
## 3893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going.
## 3894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, what about the scene they set up?
## 3895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Boring.
## 3896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, it wasn't. No more guns.
## 3897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I could of-
## 3898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.
## 3899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me. Great.
## 3901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yehhhehh.
## 3902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeeehh, ok.
## 3903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jim's bedroom.
## 3904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's-
## 3905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Cool... This is your desk.
## 3906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is my desk.
## 3907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Your home office?
## 3908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             My home office, this is it.
## 3909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.
## 3910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, sure. Will do.
## 3911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, wait, so that would make me like right here.
## 3912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.
## 3913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And Dwight would be like-
## 3914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.
## 3915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Umm, yearbook!
## 3916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.
## 3917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ooooohhh no!
## 3918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah.
## 3919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You were so dorky!
## 3920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 3921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Freeze!
## 3922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm in.
## 3923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You wanna go over the rules one more time?
## 3924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, no. I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.
## 3925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I promise it's worthit . Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.
## 3926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What are you...
## 3927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Michael, what did you tell him?
## 3928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing.
## 3929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Then why are his hands up? Bill?
## 3930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.
## 3931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, let's call it a day. Nice job, Bill.
## 3932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good, it's good. Good work, everybody.
## 3933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?
## 3934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I got sap on me.
## 3935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Chicken, hot dog, burger.
## 3936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm a vegetarian.
## 3937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There is soda inside.
## 3938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Guh.
## 3939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.
## 3940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, it surprised us all. I'll tell you why. Because when they---
## 3941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper? There's gotta be something else we can talk about.
## 3942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine.
## 3943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.
## 3944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 3945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?
## 3946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You tell me. Well, you do mean you and Jim right? Oh God. I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time. I'm sorry!
## 3947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's ok. It's ok.
## 3948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Not so fast... Fire Guy.
## 3949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How do I get to Bernie's Tavern from here?
## 3950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, don't worry. We're all gonna carpool.
## 3951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So Bernie's, huh? We're all going to Bernie's? Go to Bernie's?
## 3952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.
## 3953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Right, right, right. Well guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you, but, you know, I have an office party. A big office party I need to go to, so... Can't get out of it.
## 3954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 3955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, see you later. Nice job, Bill. Not.
## 3956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...
## 3957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh by the way how's your side project going?
## 3958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, yeah I gave that up.
## 3959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 3960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.
## 3961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together, you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.
## 3962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
## 3963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Surprise! Everybody!
## 3964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight...
## 3965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wow! Who opened the morgue for this thing? I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in. There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it. Here ya go Temp, take my jacket! Oh, come on! That guy? He is a good guy, not a terrorist. Karaoke, I love it! I am a karaoke fiend. I call dibs. I got next, I got next up. Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok? Where's that wine?
## 3966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind---
## 3967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation. Divided, together, uh huh. Making love with each other, uh huh.
## 3968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We're making love!
## 3969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me...
## 3970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Talk! Just talk!
## 3971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am-
## 3972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Shut up!
## 3973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Funny story
## 3974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Go. Get the door.
## 3975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Here we are.
## 3976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Go. Push!
## 3977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh god.
## 3978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Push!
## 3979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, turn it around.
## 3980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Really shove it.
## 3981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You'll break it.
## 3982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Shove it through! Break it!
## 3983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.
## 3984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 3985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I got a splinter.
## 3986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! Nice, huh?
## 3987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.
## 3988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.
## 3989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One, two, three.
## 3990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Merry Christmas!
## 3991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did it work?
## 3992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?
## 3993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.
## 3994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?
## 3995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.
## 3996                                                                      So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.
## 3997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?
## 3998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, I got those cute little ones. Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?
## 3999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We'll see.
## 4000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.
## 4001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, pimp. I'm kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?
## 4002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Fifty.
## 4003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me.
## 4004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that.
## 4005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.
## 4006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
## 4007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
## 4008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One, two, three.
## 4009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You guys should use a hand truck.
## 4010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do we have one?
## 4011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Will you help me?
## 4013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No! No way! It... no.
## 4014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
## 4015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You wanna be Santa?
## 4016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Have you ever seen Santa?
## 4018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I've seen Santa.
## 4019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 4020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Who cares?
## 4021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.
## 4022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael, I would like to be the elf.
## 4023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That makes sense because he has elfish features.
## 4024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.
## 4025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that.
## 4026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.
## 4027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't.
## 4028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You get something good this year?
## 4029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think I did a pretty good job.
## 4030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah? Who did you have?
## 4031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.
## 4032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.
## 4033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 4034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.
## 4035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?
## 4036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.
## 4037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..
## 4038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.
## 4039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stanley, no, I'm going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons.
## 4040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know how to plug something in.
## 4041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I want to do it.
## 4042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?
## 4043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Three, two, one.
## 4044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not great.
## 4045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm sorry, everybody.
## 4046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think the tree looks nice.
## 4047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, I could get some flares from my car.
## 4048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa.
## 4049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
## 4050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   First present, Oscar.
## 4051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Shower radio. Neat.
## 4052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, good, that was from me.
## 4053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..
## 4054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. Jim.
## 4055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, cool.
## 4056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's from me.
## 4057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great. Where did you get it?
## 4058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't know. It was so long ago.
## 4059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number and then threw it in a bag.
## 4060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yep. That's exactly what happened.
## 4061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam.
## 4062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.
## 4063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There's a little more to it.
## 4064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  All right, next. Ryan.
## 4065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, don't!
## 4066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Whoa, a video iPod.
## 4067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.
## 4068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.
## 4069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You don't know that.
## 4070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, you left the price tag on.
## 4071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I did?
## 4072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?
## 4074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 4075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh hey, for me. What is in here? Oh, come on.
## 4076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I knitted it for you.
## 4077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     An oven mitt? Okay.
## 4078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So Phyllis is basically saying, "Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.
## 4079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Should we just keep opening up the presents?
## 4080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions.
## 4081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.
## 4082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What is Yankee Swap?
## 4083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.
## 4084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.
## 4085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
## 4086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I call it fun!
## 4087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why are we doing this?
## 4088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Because it's better. Because it's more special.
## 4089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It sounds mean.
## 4090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.
## 4091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere.
## 4092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.
## 4093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'll take the teapot.
## 4094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.
## 4095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
## 4096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'll take the iPod.
## 4097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?
## 4098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.
## 4099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That was meant for Kelly.
## 4100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, I figured.
## 4101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think this is going great.
## 4102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yikes.
## 4103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, it's for Angela, so ..
## 4104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
## 4105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Angela, you're up.
## 4106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
## 4107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I will steal the iPod.
## 4108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.
## 4109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn.
## 4110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'll take the ... teapot.
## 4111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Damn it.
## 4112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, moving along. Meredith, let's go.
## 4113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I really want the iPod.
## 4114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else.
## 4115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.
## 4116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll take the oven mitt.
## 4117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.
## 4118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
## 4119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute."
## 4120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You and me, Michael. Yes!
## 4121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?
## 4122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I never said it was better than an iPod.
## 4123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand.
## 4124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Take that, Saddam!
## 4125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Last gift. Kevin.
## 4126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I want the foot bath.
## 4127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot.
## 4128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam, steal something or pick the final gift.
## 4129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I want the iPod.
## 4130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Damn it.
## 4131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sure you don't want the teapot?
## 4132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..
## 4133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 4134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sorry, I ..
## 4135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. No. Definitely. It's ..
## 4136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories.
## 4137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias.
## 4138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Got to be kidding me.
## 4139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.
## 4140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is she so upset about?
## 4141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Maybe because you hated her present so much.
## 4142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.
## 4143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.
## 4144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.
## 4145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!
## 4146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You got a bonus check?
## 4147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               How much?
## 4148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.
## 4149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                All right, I'm done now.
## 4150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
## 4151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It comes to $166.41.
## 4152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
## 4153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
## 4154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cool, cool. Box it up.
## 4155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?
## 4156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No trades.
## 4157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.
## 4158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane. Titanic.
## 4159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?
## 4160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. I want it. I'm going to use it.
## 4161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You don't even drink tea.
## 4162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..
## 4163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay ..
## 4164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     .. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so.
## 4165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.
## 4166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is awesome.
## 4167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.
## 4168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.
## 4169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So what are you going to get me instead?
## 4170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.
## 4171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
## 4172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is that?
## 4173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.
## 4174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We can drink?
## 4175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.
## 4176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?
## 4177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Me. Please.
## 4178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Go, here we go!
## 4179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.
## 4180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hi guys.
## 4181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 4182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
## 4183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Kevin Malone.
## 4184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Stanley Hudson.
## 4186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ryan Howard.
## 4188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What line of work you in, Bob?
## 4190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.
## 4191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.
## 4192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.
## 4193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I had to. I needed defense.
## 4194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.
## 4195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's defense.
## 4196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, no. That is not worth it.
## 4197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It is worth it.
## 4198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Never.
## 4199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you kidding? You wait.
## 4200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. Okay, how's it going in here?
## 4201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?
## 4202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There should be some ..
## 4203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.
## 4204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One, two, three.
## 4205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.
## 4206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, no.
## 4207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, yeah, yeah.
## 4208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I really did not do anything.
## 4209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.
## 4210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.
## 4211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I was just checking out my present.
## 4212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But ..
## 4213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..
## 4214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.
## 4215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my god! The yearbook picture!
## 4216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
## 4217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, my God! It's incredible. Is this the Boggle timer?
## 4218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.
## 4219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is so awesome.
## 4220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.
## 4221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 4222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're welcome.
## 4223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Merry Christmas, asswipe!
## 4224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!
## 4225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What's up my nerds. Check it out.
## 4226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.
## 4227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pacman need a drinky.
## 4228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.
## 4229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeahhh.
## 4230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Darryl. There you go. You earned it.
## 4231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's okay, Mike.
## 4232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.
## 4233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right. Thanks, man.
## 4234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Merry Christmas.
## 4235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Whose butt is that?
## 4236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mine.
## 4237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, how did I not guess that?
## 4238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Lampshade on head! It's happening!
## 4239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, no.
## 4240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 4241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, hello there. But what are you doing?
## 4242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know.
## 4243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.
## 4244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks for the party, Michael.
## 4245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?
## 4247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm in.
## 4248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 4249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael? Poor Richard's?
## 4250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, that sounds good.
## 4251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.
## 4252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?
## 4253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 4254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?
## 4255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay!
## 4257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 4258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hello. Jim?
## 4259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What's up, buddy?
## 4260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?
## 4261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.
## 4262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.
## 4263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who, Steve?
## 4264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is.
## 4265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.
## 4266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.
## 4267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.
## 4268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me.
## 4269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I love these.
## 4270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?
## 4271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, there it is. J1.
## 4272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 But I don't have any...
## 4273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.
## 4274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five...
## 4275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hello, everyone.
## 4276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good morning, Michael.
## 4277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Where are we going this afternoon?
## 4278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ah! Ha ha ha!
## 4279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.
## 4280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask."
## 4281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A ski mask and a swimsuit.
## 4282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.
## 4283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And brush our teeth.
## 4284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 4285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 4286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Stanley! Bo banley.
## 4287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I need to know...
## 4288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Banana fana fo fanley.
## 4289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What we're doing.
## 4290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Be my mo manley.
## 4291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You said bring a toothbrush.
## 4292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stanley.
## 4293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Is this an overnight?
## 4294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
## 4295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?
## 4296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Maybe, I don't know.
## 4297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Not maybe. Yes or no.
## 4298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.
## 4299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             In January?
## 4300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's cheaper.
## 4301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.
## 4302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!
## 4303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right!
## 4304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?
## 4305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No. This is mandatory. But don't worry, you know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.
## 4306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm already in business school.
## 4307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, this...
## 4308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, Michael?
## 4309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 4310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?
## 4311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             To throw you off the scent.
## 4312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.
## 4313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.
## 4314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I took the tags off already.
## 4315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, "Who is this smart little cookie?" Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.
## 4316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.
## 4317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Leader... ship. The word "ship" is hidden inside the word "leadership," as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!
## 4318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Last year, Michael's theme was "Bowl over the Competition!" So guess where we went.
## 4319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?
## 4320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How about the sales department is the sails?
## 4321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.
## 4322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A furnace?
## 4323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeesh, how old is this ship?
## 4324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How about the anchor?
## 4325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What does the furnace do?
## 4326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. This just... it's the sales... I see the sales department down there. They're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!
## 4327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?
## 4328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Titanic?
## 4329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
## 4330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!
## 4331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.
## 4332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.
## 4333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they're singing their ethnic songs, and... actually, that might be warehouse.
## 4334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 4335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The... no, no. No, I didn't... okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is... leadership. We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.
## 4336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Aye aye, Captain.
## 4337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
## 4338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.
## 4339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool.
## 4340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.
## 4341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.
## 4342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. Hi, welcome aboard.
## 4343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 4344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose.
## 4345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, look! I'm king of the world!
## 4346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.
## 4347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!
## 4348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay! So...
## 4349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay! So...
## 4350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please. The life preservers.
## 4351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 4352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.
## 4353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.
## 4354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...
## 4355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...
## 4356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...
## 4357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Rock it!
## 4358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Please, okay?
## 4359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!
## 4360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 4361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 4362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?
## 4363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We're all gonna have a good time tonight!
## 4364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?
## 4365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hm? Okay. Yep.
## 4366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. Right?
## 4367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam, were you a cheerleader?
## 4369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!
## 4370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's hilarious.
## 4371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's not hilarious, but...
## 4372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Where did you go to school?
## 4373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bishop O'Hara.
## 4374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?
## 4375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, no.
## 4376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, I did! A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We're the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
## 4377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!
## 4378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Having fun?
## 4379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah. Everybody's really nice.
## 4380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.
## 4381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           When are you going to start the presentation?
## 4382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.
## 4383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!
## 4384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So, okay.
## 4385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Limbo, whoo!
## 4386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who's it gonna be?
## 4387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Me.
## 4388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay...
## 4389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Me! Me, me, me.
## 4390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh... usually it's a woman.
## 4391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm stronger.
## 4392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?
## 4393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you!
## 4394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.
## 4395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right, all right, that was great! Now it's time for the dance contest!
## 4396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But before that, I have to do my presentation.
## 4397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nope! Dance contest!
## 4398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!
## 4399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.
## 4400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
## 4401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, come inside and talk to me.
## 4402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!
## 4403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!
## 4404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!
## 4405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I'm not going to do that.
## 4406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on!
## 4407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what I'm talking about!
## 4408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?
## 4409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! Darryl! Darryl!
## 4410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's getting kind of rowdy down there.
## 4411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
## 4412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sometimes I just don't get Roy.
## 4413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well...
## 4414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?
## 4415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, um...
## 4416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm cold.
## 4417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, what's this presentation all about?
## 4418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?
## 4419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Women and children.
## 4420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.
## 4421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's a stupid analogy.
## 4422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
## 4423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.
## 4424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.
## 4425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 4426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.
## 4427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?
## 4428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.
## 4429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?
## 4430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.
## 4431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.
## 4432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He's just sucking up!
## 4433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?
## 4434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.
## 4435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.
## 4436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!
## 4437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?
## 4438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, it was Captain Jack.
## 4439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well... could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing. Congratulations. That is great!
## 4440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!
## 4441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!
## 4442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.
## 4443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Then I'll give you away!
## 4444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, thank you.
## 4445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you think that'll ever be us?
## 4446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?
## 4448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know. Let's break up.
## 4449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whoa. What?
## 4450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is where Captain Jack drives the boat.
## 4451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow!
## 4452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon.
## 4453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Captain Jack is a fart face. I'm on medication.
## 4454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really? What?
## 4455 Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It's time to be boss. It's time to motivate. Let's blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We're going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it's my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It's a scary... it's a...
## 4456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?
## 4457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's a predicament, and it's something that each and every one of us has to think about.
## 4458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.
## 4459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is somebody there?
## 4460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What happened to you?
## 4461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
## 4462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?
## 4463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.
## 4464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What a night.
## 4465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.
## 4466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 She was always engaged.
## 4467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Roy said the first one didn't count.
## 4468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...
## 4469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...
## 4470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I know.
## 4471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.
## 4472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.
## 4473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.
## 4474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          She's engaged.
## 4475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             BFD. Engaged ain't married.
## 4476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Huh.
## 4477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Never, ever, ever give up.
## 4478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.
## 4479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's a fake wheel, dummy.
## 4480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.
## 4481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, that's right.
## 4482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 4483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.
## 4484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, what's wrong?
## 4485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!
## 4486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, wait wait wait wait...
## 4487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!
## 4488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!
## 4489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I want you to pick me up.
## 4490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 4491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok...
## 4492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's going on?
## 4493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.
## 4494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am hurt. I hurt my foot.
## 4495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry? Pam.
## 4496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 4497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What is going on?
## 4498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up.
## 4499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OH GOD!
## 4500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, whoa, Michael...
## 4501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh God!
## 4502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.
## 4503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.
## 4504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?
## 4505                                                                                                                                       I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
## 4506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam, could you come get me?!
## 4507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.
## 4508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?
## 4509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael, you should stay home and rest.
## 4510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?
## 4511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can you hop?
## 4512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.
## 4513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No one wants to pick me up!?
## 4514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is going on? What is going on?
## 4515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.
## 4516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm not sick! I'm burned!
## 4517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm coming Michael!
## 4518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh...
## 4519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm gonna save you!
## 4520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.
## 4521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!
## 4522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't want Dwight!
## 4523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?
## 4524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't have a girlfriend.
## 4525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   But you said that you went out with her this weekend.
## 4526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.
## 4527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What was that...
## 4528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What was that?!
## 4529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh!
## 4530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ohhhhhh!
## 4531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He hit the pole!
## 4532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's broken right, he can't...
## 4533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh my gosh.
## 4534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh Dwight, Dwight, Ohhhhhh!
## 4535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God!
## 4536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Is he ok?
## 4537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!
## 4538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!
## 4539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.
## 4540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.
## 4541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Did you explain why?
## 4542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.
## 4543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Burned my foot, Pam.
## 4544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.
## 4545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, where are you shipping your foot?
## 4546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...
## 4547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Your foot?
## 4548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you. Pam, messages please?
## 4549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You didn't have any.
## 4550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...
## 4551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And do my job?
## 4552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, your job is being my friend, Pam. OW! God!
## 4553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It slipped.
## 4554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 4555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry.
## 4556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.
## 4557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.
## 4558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.
## 4559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.
## 4560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.
## 4561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? Part of your duties are to what?
## 4562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 4563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You just said "part of your duties are to" something.
## 4564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I didn't.
## 4565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?
## 4566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What is wrong with you?
## 4567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Where is my cornbread?
## 4568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Here you go.
## 4569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?
## 4570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.
## 4571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are the yams?
## 4572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.
## 4573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?
## 4574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 4575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And they had no yams?
## 4576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       They had no yams.
## 4577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How strange. Because they always have yams.
## 4578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?
## 4579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You've seen one of these?
## 4580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.
## 4581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Roy gave it to me for Christmas. I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.
## 4582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, no no no. Don't go there. I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.
## 4583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 4584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!
## 4585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh! Ha, haha.
## 4586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why would they all be...? Ok, see you later, Pan.
## 4587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pan?
## 4588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam... PAAAM!?
## 4589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, God.
## 4590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What.
## 4591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Come here please.
## 4592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Tell me before I come there.
## 4593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I want you to rub butter on my foot.
## 4594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam, please? I have Country Crock.
## 4596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, ow. Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!
## 4598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                These covers are totally indestructible.
## 4599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 4600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Throw it. I promise it won't break. Chuck it.
## 4601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh no, it's broken.
## 4602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What?!
## 4603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.
## 4604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That is so cool. Thanks Dwight!
## 4605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 4606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.
## 4607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!
## 4608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom. No, I'm not gonna call Jan. She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that? No, it was mutual. What is Pam doing chatting with you?
## 4609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Huh. Do you like candy?
## 4610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's alright.
## 4611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cause you're sweeter than candy.
## 4612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What is wrong with you?
## 4613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 4614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wow, you just dive right into it.
## 4615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.
## 4616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!
## 4617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What, what happened?
## 4618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.
## 4619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What do you need?
## 4620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ugh, not you. Someone else. Get Pam.
## 4621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.
## 4622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.
## 4623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ryan, is, uh, dead.
## 4624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, he's not.
## 4625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dead.
## 4626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I just saw him.
## 4627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. Can't, can't you just get up yourself? I... You only grilled your foot.
## 4628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ugh, forget it. I'll just get up myself. No! Uh, aaaahhh! Ah! Oh God!
## 4629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?
## 4630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.
## 4631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And that isn't weird?
## 4632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wow...
## 4633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
## 4634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.
## 4635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
## 4636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
## 4637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
## 4638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm not disabled and neither are you.
## 4639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, what does this look like to you Stanley?!
## 4640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mailboxes, Etc.
## 4641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.
## 4642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.
## 4643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I burned my foot!!! Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!
## 4644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dad?
## 4645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.
## 4646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Quick question
## 4647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Twice.
## 4648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good question. Forrest Gump
## 4649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think that's from Big.
## 4650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't think so, no.
## 4651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
## 4652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?
## 4653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hmmmm... .
## 4654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What you mean uh hmmm... ?
## 4655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I mean I'm learning nothing.
## 4656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 4657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.
## 4658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, right in here, come on in.
## 4659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 4660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.
## 4661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.
## 4662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park
## 4663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You are so brave. You are so brave.
## 4664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...
## 4665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.
## 4666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.
## 4667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?
## 4668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't know, like 30 seconds?
## 4669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.
## 4670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     How did you get in your wheelchair?
## 4671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in.
## 4672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.
## 4673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.
## 4674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.
## 4675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore.
## 4676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well they notice it. Don't you? You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?
## 4677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
## 4678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...
## 4679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok...
## 4680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? Yes. Yeah? yes...
## 4681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight, you have your hand up.
## 4682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...
## 4683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know what Michael?
## 4684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah...
## 4685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let me stop you right there.
## 4686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 4687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And leave.
## 4688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.
## 4689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What's wrong with that guy?
## 4690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.
## 4691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.
## 4692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 4693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!
## 4694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.
## 4695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You are very welcome.
## 4696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Did you get the yams?
## 4697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!
## 4698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, I'll just have the pudding.
## 4699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You sure?
## 4700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeh.
## 4701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 4702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.
## 4703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.
## 4704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
## 4705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.
## 4706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, ugh, ohhhh...
## 4707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.
## 4708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.
## 4709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.
## 4710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why don't you go with him?
## 4711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I, barely know him...
## 4712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I want Michael to take me...
## 4713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.
## 4714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can take my van!
## 4715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.
## 4716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 4717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.
## 4718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.
## 4719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Choo choo choo choo choo choo...
## 4720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What are you doing? What, stop...
## 4721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Vietnam sounds.
## 4722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Stop, stop, stop, stop.
## 4723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tired...
## 4724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You can't lay down.
## 4725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Want to take a rake... .
## 4726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wake up.
## 4727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ahh!
## 4728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.
## 4729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm just gonna get...
## 4730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, Pam, thanks.
## 4731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Get up, get up.
## 4732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're the best.
## 4733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 4734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Just keep him awake.
## 4735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It smells like chicken soup.
## 4736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 4737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I have to go to the hospital.
## 4738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 4739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Where we going?
## 4740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just want to say goodbye ok?
## 4741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'll be back, I mean...
## 4742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.
## 4743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why?
## 4744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's just hard to explain.
## 4745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Aw, Pam, you're adorable
## 4746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh my goodness!
## 4747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 4748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come here.
## 4749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, huggy hugs.
## 4750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Shotgun!
## 4751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?
## 4752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
## 4753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?
## 4754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, I think she has a kid.
## 4755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.
## 4756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are we going?
## 4757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on, get inside.
## 4758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are we going?
## 4759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
## 4760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
## 4761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We're going to the hospital, Michael.
## 4762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I know, just sayin'.
## 4763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight, what are you drinking?
## 4764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I found it under the seat.
## 4765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.
## 4766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm thirsty.
## 4767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Give the bottle to Michael
## 4768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 4769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Give the bottle to Michael!
## 4770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm thirsty!
## 4771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Give it to me.
## 4772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight... You just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired.
## 4774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
## 4775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Give it to me Dwight.
## 4776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 4777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Give me the bottle!!
## 4778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Will you stop?
## 4779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Gimme the bottle, Dwight!
## 4780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael stop.
## 4781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mmmmm...
## 4782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just give it!
## 4783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael stop.
## 4784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! Gimme the bottle!
## 4785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stop
## 4786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My eyes!
## 4787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!
## 4788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My eyes!
## 4789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dwight, what is your middle name.
## 4790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Danger.
## 4791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Something with a "K".
## 4792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.
## 4793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What do I write under "reason for visit"?
## 4794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Concussion. What did you write?
## 4795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nothing. I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital".
## 4796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.
## 4797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore. I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him.
## 4798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Come on Dwight.
## 4799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hi Michael!
## 4800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hi Dwight.
## 4801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ahhh. Mweehaa
## 4802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?
## 4803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A head injury.
## 4804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.
## 4805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.
## 4806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is that?
## 4807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?
## 4808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.
## 4809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, what kinda machine is that?
## 4810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Does the skin look red and swollen?
## 4811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's what she said.
## 4812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's my joke, damnit Dwight.
## 4813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment...
## 4814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's ok, they're with me.
## 4815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No metal of any kind.
## 4816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.
## 4817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't want to do this.
## 4818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up. We'll, see you when you get out.
## 4819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 4820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine. Fine.
## 4821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 4822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.
## 4823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?
## 4824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.
## 4825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.
## 4826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael went in there with him too. It's pretty sweet.
## 4827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Really? Michael went in with him?
## 4828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh huh.
## 4829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 4830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.
## 4831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, that's uh, good news Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.
## 4832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 4833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok. Bye.
## 4834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 4835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Oscar?
## 4836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What's up, Pam?
## 4837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok. The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.
## 4838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok...
## 4839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.
## 4840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two, uh Sir? Stop that. Stop. Stop that.
## 4841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Not much what's up with you?
## 4842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. Oh, my God.
## 4843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
## 4844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?
## 4845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's up-dog?
## 4846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nothin' much what's up with you?
## 4847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
## 4848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?
## 4849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm on the phone.
## 4850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?
## 4851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's that?
## 4852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?
## 4853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Huh?
## 4854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, damn it!
## 4855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What does that mean?
## 4856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What does what mean?
## 4857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The thing you just said?
## 4858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Just forget it.
## 4859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
## 4860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's up-dog?
## 4861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?
## 4862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good. How are you doing?
## 4863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So close.
## 4864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Damn it.
## 4865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a...
## 4866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Empty mind.
## 4867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.
## 4868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?
## 4869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He's out sick.
## 4870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's unacceptable.
## 4871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I agree it's unacceptable.
## 4872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whhh... What are you guys doing?
## 4873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 4874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 4875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oscar is out sick.
## 4876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            On a Friday?
## 4877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Can I do some of the talking?
## 4878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I will do all the talking.
## 4879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, let him know that I'm here.
## 4880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello.
## 4881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What difference does it make whether your here?
## 4882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 4883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hi, Oscar its Michael.
## 4884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And Dwight.
## 4885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?
## 4886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah I think I came down with the flu.
## 4887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Really? Oh, that is a shame. You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.
## 4888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I feel terrible about it.
## 4889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.
## 4890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What are your symptoms?
## 4891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have the chills.
## 4892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Umm, hmmm.
## 4893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I feel nauseous and my heads killing.
## 4894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Checks out.
## 4895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.
## 4896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday. Unless you're still sick. So have a great long weekend.
## 4897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'll just be sleep---
## 4898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. First impressions?
## 4899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He sounded sick.
## 4900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.
## 4901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's exactly what I was thinking.
## 4902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Question? May I investigate?
## 4903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.
## 4904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I bought my veil.
## 4905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?
## 4906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ummm...
## 4907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?
## 4908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...
## 4909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.
## 4910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time. It's much sexier. Man, this must be torture for you.
## 4911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.
## 4912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey Michael.
## 4913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey Jim-bag.
## 4914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.
## 4915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 4916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Umm, hmm.
## 4917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Who else knows?
## 4918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nobody.
## 4919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow!
## 4920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.
## 4921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My lips are sealed. My lips are sealed... Bangles.
## 4922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright. Great. Thank you.
## 4923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can you hear me, they talk about us...
## 4924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?
## 4925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, I think I can handle it.
## 4926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do you think? Or do you know?
## 4927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think.
## 4928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh God, here.
## 4929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, whatcha gettin'?
## 4930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm going with grape.
## 4931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?
## 4932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Which one?
## 4933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Any of em? So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the "P" situation?
## 4934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't know what you mean.
## 4935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              P-A-M. P-A
## 4936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, uh, ok.
## 4937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No it's okay, we're talking code.
## 4938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is?
## 4939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?
## 4940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm going to take off actually.
## 4941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright, well, cool. Still deciding?
## 4942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hmm?
## 4943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.
## 4944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.
## 4945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.
## 4946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's Grrrrrrape! Soda.
## 4947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Tony the tiger. You don't hear that much any more.
## 4948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Not so much.
## 4949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, what is going on here?
## 4950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing.
## 4951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, really nothing? Fact
## 4952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Fact
## 4953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok. So what is the secret Michael?
## 4954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.
## 4955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is that true?
## 4956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
## 4957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you Michael. I know your telling the truth.
## 4958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 4959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can tell. I won't let you down.
## 4960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 4961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 4962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick. What are you doin' for lunch?
## 4963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.
## 4964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh nonsense, no way, no. Why don't, why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.
## 4965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, that's alright, thank you though. It's, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.
## 4966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room. Have a little picnic order some 'za. Talk about you know who.
## 4967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.
## 4968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I know just he place.
## 4969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?
## 4970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.
## 4971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o'clock. Hi.
## 4972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey I'm Dana. Welcome to Hooters.
## 4973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We're not worthy. We're not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers.
## 4974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nope we're not brothers.
## 4975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm his boss actually. And I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants.
## 4976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks.
## 4977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And for you?
## 4978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?
## 4979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, it's great. It's served with our world famous wing sauce.
## 4980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmmm, sounds yummy. I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken.
## 4981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is that what you really want?
## 4982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.
## 4983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 4984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who took all the black ones?
## 4985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's a communal bowl.
## 4986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?
## 4987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don't know.
## 4988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sniffling how?
## 4989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?
## 4990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Three.
## 4991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, it was the second one.
## 4992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok, good, thank you. That wasn't so hard now was it?
## 4993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nuh-uh.
## 4994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What do you like best about Pam?
## 4995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, I really don't want to talk about it.
## 4996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is it her boobs, or...
## 4997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, she's easy to talk to I guess and she's got a really good sense of humor.
## 4998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 4999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh-huh.
## 5000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Never get's any of my jokes.
## 5001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What about you?
## 5002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Her boobs, definitely.
## 5003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wow, that's not what I meant.
## 5004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Here you go.
## 5005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, thank you.
## 5006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And I understand we have a birthday today.
## 5007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ohhh happy birthday Jim!
## 5008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ready girls? Front side.
## 5009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Whoo, hoo!
## 5010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 5011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Woo! Yeah!
## 5012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks, thanks Dana.
## 5013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you very much.
## 5014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hilarious. Hey.
## 5015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What did you guys talk about?
## 5016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just you know politics, literature.
## 5017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I hate you.
## 5018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.
## 5019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just go to his house and see if he's sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.
## 5020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Including prep time?
## 5021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Just do it.
## 5022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.
## 5023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Expenses.
## 5024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael is that a wig?
## 5025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No. It's... I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?
## 5026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This is from Hooters.
## 5028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, it's a business lunch.
## 5029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did Toby approve this?
## 5030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No he did not. I don't need his permission.
## 5031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?
## 5032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uhhh it's ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don't understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?
## 5033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.
## 5034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm not processing this.
## 5035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
## 5036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He seems fine to me.
## 5037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged. So just cut me some slack. Please?
## 5038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam?
## 5039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?
## 5040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.
## 5041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jim has got it bad for Pam.
## 5042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh ho! Which one is Pam?
## 5043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?
## 5044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam... and me.
## 5045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me. So I tailed her for six straight nights. Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved.
## 5046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim, why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Pam?
## 5047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I don't. Riveting.
## 5048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nice... she is so hot.
## 5049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you find anything good in your desk?
## 5052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ah, coupon for a free sandwich.
## 5053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Score.
## 5054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago.
## 5055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Big day.
## 5056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Big day.
## 5057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It's so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
## 5058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 5059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael.
## 5060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 5061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And seriously, it's totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean.
## 5062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
## 5063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh you did?
## 5064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I mean, just 'cause we like got along so well.
## 5065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, you saw through me, great.
## 5066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?
## 5067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh yeah, yeah... hope that's okay.
## 5068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mmm, hmm.
## 5069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it.
## 5070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool.
## 5071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 5072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stay low... This is it... There he is. He's been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa... Oh yes. Let's roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what's going on here. You weren't sick at all.
## 5073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who's this?
## 5074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?
## 5075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Gil.
## 5076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Are you going to tell Michael?
## 5077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor. Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.
## 5078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake.
## 5079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know, I know, I know.
## 5081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Umm, what happened?
## 5082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just... I know. I'm just, I just hope that, I just hope that this doesn't affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.
## 5083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.
## 5084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, I'm fine, no I know, I'm good, I'm good, it's just.
## 5085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?
## 5086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah I'm good.
## 5087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 5088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Creed did you organize the menu book?
## 5089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
## 5090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, that was mandatory.
## 5091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
## 5092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, here's your schedule for next week. Are you okay?
## 5093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah I'm fine. Look, about you and Jim.
## 5094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, no, that's, you don't have to.
## 5095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I feel it's my responsibility as your boss slash friend.
## 5096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.
## 5097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.
## 5098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?
## 5099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I'm done. That's it. I'm out.
## 5100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ready?
## 5101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 5102                                                                                                                                                                                               People are always coming to me. "Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott.
## 5103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, nothing.
## 5105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.
## 5106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, nothing.
## 5108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
## 5109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Spamster!
## 5110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um, Pam plus Spam plus...?
## 5111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hamster.
## 5112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 5113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Welcome back! How was your vacation?
## 5114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It was great.
## 5115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 5116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mm-hm.
## 5117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Did you get lucky? Oh! Boink!
## 5118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.
## 5119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am Pam. Spicoli guy. Oh, God. Names, numbers. Okay. Whoa! God! Yuck, yuck. Yuck. Yuck!
## 5120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow! What happened in there?
## 5122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know.
## 5123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There is stink in there, my God! What is... what is that?
## 5124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh... I don't know.
## 5125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is it a bird?
## 5126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I don't think it's a bird.
## 5127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, God! How could that happen? How could... right in the middle of the carpet.
## 5128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's goin' on?
## 5129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.
## 5130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't think that's vomit.
## 5131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Check it out.
## 5132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Me?
## 5133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Check it out. Don't be a wuss, just get... no, I'm not holding your coffee.
## 5134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, that's ridiculous.
## 5135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is it?
## 5136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 5137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is it? No, just tell me what it is.
## 5138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here. I can't hold my breath that long.
## 5139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Open the door up!
## 5140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It smelled terrible.
## 5141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Phew. Oh! No, mm-mm.
## 5142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there.
## 5143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's no burst pipe.
## 5144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 How do you know that? What is it, then?
## 5145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hi guys. Somebody makin' soup?
## 5146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Here she comes. All cleaned? Great.
## 5147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's still stinky.
## 5148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is worse.
## 5149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet. Total permeation.
## 5150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape. Um... I can't stand it, I can't stay in here another second. No!
## 5151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey! Welcome back!
## 5152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks!
## 5153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?
## 5154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               A little.
## 5155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good! What's goin' on here?
## 5156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
## 5157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It wasn't me. Um... it wasn't me. It was not me.
## 5158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh. Wow.
## 5159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey Jim. I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.
## 5161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That might be a little difficult with the one computer.
## 5162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh... It's ...
## 5163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         But there's definitely a desk open in the back.
## 5164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah ...
## 5165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...which I guess I'll be taking.
## 5166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no, no! Seriously, I don't mind sharing.
## 5167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.
## 5168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Kelly.
## 5169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Are you moving back here?
## 5170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.
## 5171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy.
## 5172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Allergy to... the desk?
## 5173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Weird.
## 5174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen.
## 5175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ha ha ha... the old bullpen.
## 5176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Don't ape me.
## 5177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 5178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is great.
## 5179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 5180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The pressures of my office are insane.
## 5181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mm.
## 5182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I just... you couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know? I used to sit right here.
## 5183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No way!
## 5184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And who had your office?
## 5186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ed Truck. Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, "Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us. Stop having fun. Start pretending to do work." What a jerk. He's... You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.
## 5187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut. I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big? So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that. So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit...
## 5188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know who used to sit at that desk?
## 5189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?
## 5190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mm-mm. Todd Packer.
## 5191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 5192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I thought he was out on the road.
## 5194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He was, but, uh... that desk was empty. He'd come in and sit there sometimes.
## 5195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ah.
## 5196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       When I was in training, many years ago... not so long ago... I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.
## 5197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
## 5198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Excuse me one second, please. What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?
## 5199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. Okay.
## 5200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.
## 5201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What did you hit me for?
## 5202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Charley horse!
## 5203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Charley horse!
## 5205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.
## 5206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, okay. Gah.
## 5207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. It was hysterical.
## 5208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones...
## 5209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.
## 5210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's the lever on the side.
## 5211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's what I told him. Thanks.
## 5212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh my God, he is so cute! Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?
## 5213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, I don't think I can...
## 5214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, please Jim? Please, please, Jim. Please, please, please? He's so cute. I like him so much. And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim, please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please...
## 5215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight.
## 5216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 5217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Let's send up Accounting.
## 5218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Old fashioned raid. Sales on Accounting. Yeah. Follow my lead.
## 5220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey guys.
## 5221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, Michael.
## 5222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ahem. What's up?
## 5223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Dwight.
## 5224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ahhhh! Whoo hoo! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Sales rules!
## 5225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 5226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah! Oh ho ho
## 5227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Should we help 'em pick up their stuff?
## 5228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no, no, no. We don't do that. We don't do that.
## 5229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 5230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Watch out, Pam. You're next!
## 5231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You're gonna throw my things on the ground?
## 5232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe!
## 5233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it, it makes sense But it... it was still wrong.
## 5234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.
## 5235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.
## 5236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hello, am I the 107th caller? Hello, Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? Hell , Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? I'm totally gonna win us that box set.
## 5237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stop.
## 5238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jethro Tull...
## 5239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Stop it. Stop. It. Don't. Don't.
## 5240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I need to make a sales call. Please?
## 5241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 5242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Am I the 107th caller?
## 5243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...back so soon.
## 5244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.
## 5245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, right.
## 5246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.
## 5247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend. I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday. Then I get a four-day weekend.
## 5248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             But it's so weird to fall asleep. And I just hate it. 'Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9
## 5249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you kidding?
## 5250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi, guys.
## 5252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.
## 5253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm just walking around.
## 5254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Were you?
## 5255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, yeah.
## 5256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.
## 5257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that? Because I'm having fun? You guys just are workin' for the weekend, aren't you? I'm workin' for the week. Sales team, listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna up the ante a little bit literally. Right here, I'm gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash. Sound good?
## 5258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 5259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Seventy, eighty, one, two three. Eighty-three dollars. Still a lotta money and I'm going to ... ... I'm gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it. I will be taking Jim's clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest. Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?
## 5260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're gonna compete against us?
## 5261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!
## 5262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It is so on!
## 5263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              God, this is gonna be fun.
## 5264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!
## 5265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring. Very good, nice doing business with you. Thank you. Yes! Oh, yeah! Read it and weep. Oh! Oh, look at that! Look at me, Phyllis! Oh, what is that? That's my sale!
## 5266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What... What's that? Whatcha doing?
## 5267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing.
## 5268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think he's dancing.
## 5269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No. Just ...
## 5270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That was definitely not dancing.
## 5271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know what, guys? It's none of your concern. It was official business, so just...
## 5272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Paper business.
## 5273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, paper business. Is this done?
## 5274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nope.
## 5275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour. If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that.
## 5276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.
## 5277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Who do you think did it?
## 5278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you kidding? I thought it was you.
## 5279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really? I thought you.
## 5280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This was no act of God. A person did this. A person who works in this office. Maybe all of them.
## 5281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? Today is not a good day for a sales contest. We're... we're not... we're not doin' this today.
## 5282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That doesn't seem fair.
## 5283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You wanna talk about fair? Does anyone need to smell my old carpet? You explain to me how that was fair, and I'll explain to you how this is fair. Plus I just... I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.
## 5284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But you're the one who picked today.
## 5285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talkin' about.
## 5286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's not what a hate crime is.
## 5287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well I hated it! A lot! Okay, I... you know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done . Very well. Then you are all punished.
## 5288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What's our punishment?
## 5289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You're all on a time out. Just sit there quietly. No. NO!
## 5290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 5291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 5292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.
## 5293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 5294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What do you think of Kelly?
## 5295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know. Depends if you like a little junk in ... Umm... She's really cool.
## 5296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you interested in her?
## 5297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, totally.
## 5298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 5299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did she say something?
## 5300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She said lots of things.
## 5301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out?
## 5302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have no idea.
## 5303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Can you find out?
## 5304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. Sure.
## 5305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?
## 5306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you remember Ed Truck?
## 5307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?
## 5308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       How would I know?
## 5309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I thought you might.
## 5310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    My biggest fear is turning into him.
## 5311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.
## 5312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?
## 5313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ed? Hi. Thanks for meeting me. Must be kinda neat comin' back.
## 5314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah. Should we go upstairs?
## 5315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don't wanna be up there right now.
## 5316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, what's the problem with my pension?
## 5317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, no, no, no. You're good. It was clerical. You're good. Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.
## 5318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, what was done?
## 5319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I didn't get a good look at... it, but it smells horrible.
## 5320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.
## 5321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 5322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, that figures. So how did you deal with people not liking you?
## 5324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can't expect to be friends with everybody.
## 5325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well... s-sure I can.
## 5326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No. They'll always think of you as a boss first.
## 5327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not necessarily. You can love a boss like you do a father.
## 5328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not sure that ever happens.
## 5329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, okay. Different management styles.
## 5330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why can't your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?
## 5331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."
## 5332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
## 5333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You just asked a girl out on the phone!
## 5334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 5335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 5336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.
## 5337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Who is this? How did you get this number?
## 5338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Your mom, you gay nerd!
## 5339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'?
## 5340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, did you get that package I left for you?
## 5341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?
## 5342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was pretty big.
## 5343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 5344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did you see a big package? Where did you leave it?
## 5346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Left it in the middle of your office.
## 5347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? Guys, did you see a big package in my office?
## 5348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You mean the thing?
## 5349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are you kidding me? Oh!
## 5351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Special delivery!
## 5352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That was Packer! Oh, you're... you are dead. You are dead, my friend! That is hilar... Oh, God! Of course it was you.
## 5353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sit on the throne, Michael.
## 5354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh. Yeah, yeah! Oh my God. It was Packer!
## 5355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand. It was done out of love, just like I thought. It's ah... God, these people are so... these are good people. We have fun. We just have fun! Oh, I'm just so sorry that I threw the thing out.
## 5356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You have seven unheard messages.
## 5357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, Jim. It's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back!
## 5358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
## 5359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
## 5360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.
## 5361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
## 5362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.
## 5363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.
## 5364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So, I'm happy to be here. It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.
## 5365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.
## 5366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...
## 5367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, what's going on?
## 5368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.
## 5369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.
## 5370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What are you doing?
## 5371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...
## 5372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 5373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby. But I just... just want to keep it within reason.
## 5374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 5375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           They did this up in Albany...
## 5376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You are not allowed in this session.
## 5377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...
## 5378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now you're really not allowed in this session.
## 5379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...
## 5380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm your boss.
## 5381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Anybody want any coffee or...
## 5382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.
## 5383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Women in the workplace... yeah, translation "I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls." Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!
## 5384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.
## 5385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jan.
## 5386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, Pam?
## 5387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael's still at the door.
## 5388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael!
## 5389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?
## 5390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's a terrible idea.
## 5391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is?
## 5392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
## 5393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!
## 5394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.
## 5395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let's just clap. Ready? Yeah! Yeah!
## 5396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 5397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what I'm talking about!
## 5398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,
## 5399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.
## 5400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ... but it's very destructive.
## 5401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?
## 5402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?
## 5403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We have nowhere else Jan. This...
## 5404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We could do it in the warehouse.
## 5405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.
## 5406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.
## 5407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.
## 5408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Remember on Lost when they met the Others?
## 5409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?
## 5410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mmmhmm.
## 5411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Please? Thank you. very much.
## 5412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?
## 5413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.
## 5414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.
## 5415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why?
## 5416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...
## 5417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't understand.
## 5418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.
## 5419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
## 5420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks for the head's up, Kev.
## 5421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.
## 5422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little "Good Will Hunting" situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
## 5423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.
## 5424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.
## 5425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Great. Phyllis?
## 5426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.
## 5427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 5428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...
## 5429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No. Okay. Stop. Go on...
## 5430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I've seen some of your spreadsheets.
## 5431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? I thought they were pretty...
## 5432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...
## 5433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.
## 5434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, no. No.
## 5435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?
## 5436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.
## 5437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.
## 5438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. I like talking to her too.
## 5439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So, we're cool, right?
## 5440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes. Yeah.
## 5441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 5442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yep. Cool, man.
## 5443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sweet.
## 5444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.
## 5446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.
## 5447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       The experience...
## 5448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?
## 5449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. Let's go. Step up.
## 5450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Check this out! Look at that! Look at that bwup-bwa! Hello! How are... Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.
## 5451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.
## 5452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That is an excellent goal.
## 5453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Four and a half.
## 5454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.
## 5455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Great! Uh-huh?
## 5456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.
## 5457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.
## 5459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.
## 5460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ponies.
## 5461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     How about rainbows?
## 5463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Flowers.
## 5465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.
## 5466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.
## 5467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mike.
## 5468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stand clear.
## 5469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.
## 5470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.
## 5471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Look, would ya... look.
## 5472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.
## 5473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We're the ones that got to clean that up!
## 5474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dammit, Michael!
## 5475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We ought to have this thing serviced.
## 5476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...
## 5477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, do you want me to go?
## 5478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, why? Why would I... ? You could...
## 5479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll go.
## 5480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Stay or...
## 5481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...and a big walk-in closet.
## 5482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, that's part of my dream too.
## 5483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, me too.
## 5484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?
## 5485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.
## 5486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        She's real good.
## 5487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 5488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.
## 5489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...
## 5490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.
## 5491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...
## 5492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There are always a million reasons not to do something.
## 5493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?
## 5494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My priority is safety.
## 5495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK.
## 5496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.
## 5497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...
## 5498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.
## 5499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I... That was just...
## 5500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That bothers me too.
## 5501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I was breathing.
## 5502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.
## 5503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.
## 5504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?
## 5505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.
## 5506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right. Let's talk about clothing.
## 5507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm excited about today. I love girl talk.
## 5508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.
## 5509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
## 5510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like "When are we going to go on a date-date?"
## 5511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I hate that too!
## 5512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I hate that too.
## 5513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That sucks so much.
## 5514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It totally sucks.
## 5515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like "Gas ain't free!"
## 5516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.
## 5517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I feel you.
## 5518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?
## 5519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not literally.
## 5520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.
## 5521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 5522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder
## 5523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ah, you do. So...
## 5524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             But we get paid a lot less.
## 5525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Word.
## 5526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Like next to no benefits.
## 5527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know. God! What is that?
## 5528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Exactly.
## 5529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It blows. It blows, man. Gah...
## 5530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know this would not happen if we had a union.
## 5531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what I'm talking about.
## 5532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.
## 5533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Absolutely.
## 5534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what we need.
## 5535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know you're right.
## 5536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.
## 5537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.
## 5538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?
## 5539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            In my truck.
## 5540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dockworker's?
## 5541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Man, hook you up.
## 5542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on, man.
## 5544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.
## 5545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Union! Union, yeah.
## 5546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.
## 5547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Are you with us Mike?
## 5548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah-es.
## 5549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Welcome to the warehouse.
## 5550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...
## 5551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...
## 5552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...
## 5553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? A union! What...
## 5554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't get hysterical.
## 5555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm not...
## 5556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.
## 5557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?
## 5558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?
## 5559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.
## 5560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.
## 5561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But we're bonding down there!
## 5562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's too bad.
## 5563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.
## 5564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't want to...
## 5565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...
## 5566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael! Michael! Michael!
## 5567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We have a history...
## 5568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 5569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...between us.
## 5570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Don't say another word.
## 5571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I won't
## 5572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Get yourself down stairs.
## 5573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.
## 5574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.
## 5575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.
## 5576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...
## 5577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mistake.
## 5578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Slip.
## 5579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.
## 5580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?
## 5581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me?
## 5582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I mean that's a baseball term, right?
## 5583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.
## 5584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.
## 5585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.
## 5586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...
## 5587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 5589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How's it going down there?
## 5590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?
## 5591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.
## 5592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Did you really?
## 5593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 5595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Almost.
## 5596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 5597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.
## 5598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nice. Well, what's it all about?
## 5599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 5600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think you should do it. That's great!
## 5601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's really cool.
## 5602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?
## 5603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you married?
## 5604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm divorced.
## 5605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That must have been hard.
## 5606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It was. Yes.
## 5607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.
## 5608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.
## 5609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.
## 5610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.
## 5611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.
## 5612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 How can someone so beautiful be so sad?
## 5613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 5614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Did you take care of the situation?
## 5615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...
## 5616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me.
## 5617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...
## 5618                            Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.
## 5619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.
## 5620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So you're not doing it.
## 5621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       How did you know?
## 5622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why not?
## 5623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.
## 5624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on.
## 5625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
## 5626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Roy said that.
## 5627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What? You have something you want to say?
## 5628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?
## 5629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
## 5630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You are?
## 5631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .
## 5633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm just going to put this over there.
## 5634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is not a good idea right here.
## 5635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You did uh... okay.
## 5636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
## 5637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.
## 5638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.
## 5639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.
## 5640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you to our hosts.
## 5641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey Michael. This ain't over.
## 5642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ahhh! Excellent.
## 5643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.
## 5644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.
## 5645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...
## 5646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Phyllis.
## 5647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Would you sign here?
## 5648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.
## 5649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
## 5650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Isn't he sweet?
## 5651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. Wow.
## 5652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.
## 5653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And you want me to come with you.
## 5654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nope. The opposite of that.
## 5655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I will stay here and run things on this end.
## 5656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, good.
## 5657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?
## 5658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I probably will, why do you ask?
## 5659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...
## 5660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Screwed.
## 5662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What is your problem?
## 5663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.
## 5664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?
## 5665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's OK.
## 5666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 5667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.
## 5668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!
## 5669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
## 5670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.
## 5671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's this? What is this?
## 5672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I dunno, it's on your desk.
## 5673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?
## 5674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It was there when I sat down.
## 5675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy Valentine's Day. It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! Ahh!
## 5676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice.
## 5677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey Kelly. What's up?
## 5678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.
## 5679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OH, that's great. I'm really happy for
## 5680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like "Ryan, what's taking you so long?" And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.
## 5681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 5682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So I said, "Ryan, what took you so long?" And I just said that to him, can you believe that?
## 5683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 5684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.
## 5685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, don't be.
## 5686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.
## 5687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I bet.
## 5688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.
## 5689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 5690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hooked up with her on February 13th.
## 5691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.
## 5692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Woah.
## 5693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Guess what?
## 5694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.
## 5695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's great.
## 5696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.
## 5697                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were, OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.
## 5698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
## 5699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
## 5700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh I did. I did.
## 5701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
## 5702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
## 5703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Really? Well, I hope I do.
## 5704                                                                                                                            I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.
## 5705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.
## 5706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Woah, woah
## 5707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phyllis Lapin.
## 5708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OH, Holy God!
## 5709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's from Bob.
## 5710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Man, that thing's bigger than I am.
## 5711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, it's not.
## 5712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh zip it.
## 5713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     There they are. What's up? Hey hey.
## 5714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael Scott.
## 5716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Josh Porter, high five. Bam.
## 5717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.
## 5718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers.
## 5719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up buddy?
## 5720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?
## 5721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Guilty, yeah.
## 5722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So what's going on? What I miss?
## 5723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.
## 5724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and...
## 5725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?
## 5726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.
## 5727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, Pam, Just. Just,
## 5728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You need to get something for your girlfriend.
## 5729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...
## 5730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tightly wound?
## 5731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     (smirking) Exactly.
## 5732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.
## 5733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You mean, like a ham?
## 5734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.
## 5735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, I get it.
## 5736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That you remember her.
## 5737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do.
## 5738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?
## 5739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said "You gotta fire four people," and I was just like, "What?" Ya know?
## 5740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you?
## 5741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.
## 5742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        She is our boss.
## 5743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.
## 5744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.
## 5745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?
## 5746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Maybe because she's my girlfriend. Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...
## 5747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You hooked up with Jan?
## 5748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,
## 5749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, let's change the subject.
## 5750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, yeah.
## 5751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.
## 5752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need...
## 5753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Soda.
## 5754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Cool. Hey, so... do you want to... do something tonight? Or...
## 5755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, no, not while I'm here.
## 5756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I mean, I know it's Valentine's Day, or whatever, but there's totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So...
## 5757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.
## 5758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK, That's cool. I completely understand.
## 5759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Cool. Cool. OK.
## 5760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Josh Porter, Stamford.
## 5761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   David
## 5762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice to meet you.
## 5763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And Michael Scott, Scranton.
## 5764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice to meet you.
## 5765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ditto. How are you Jan?
## 5766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Fine Michael. Thank you.
## 5767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company's financial strengths. All I'd like to do today is to...
## 5768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nervous, no I'm not nervous. Well, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I'm very nervous.
## 5769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.
## 5770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks very much.
## 5771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 5772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, Michael.
## 5773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more.
## 5774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. Let's meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special. This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark's of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our bases on.
## 5775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.
## 5776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants. Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home.
## 5777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Questions?
## 5778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.
## 5779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, thank you.
## 5780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch's performance, so do you have that information as well?
## 5781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm...
## 5782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Can you sign?
## 5783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oscar.
## 5785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Nothing for me?
## 5786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Join the club.
## 5787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Whose it from?
## 5788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My mom.
## 5789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's frustrating, because we'd be so perfect together.
## 5790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.
## 5791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, it would be so great if he was.
## 5792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.
## 5793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
## 5794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And that about does it, thank you.
## 5795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. Craig,
## 5796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah. Here's the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on... like report or whatnot.
## 5797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?
## 5798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I was under the impression this was, more of like... a meet and greet type deal.
## 5799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, does that mean you don't have the numbers on your branch?
## 5800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That is correct, yes.
## 5801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?
## 5802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
## 5803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, the point is, is that doesn't exactly bode well for your branch.
## 5804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too.
## 5805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, ok. Alright.
## 5806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.
## 5807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No you're not.
## 5808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.
## 5809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...
## 5810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?
## 5811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.
## 5812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Surely, you cannot be serious?
## 5813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.
## 5814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
## 5815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey babe.
## 5816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 5817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You almost ready to go?
## 5818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I guess, yeah.
## 5819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What's wrong?
## 5820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.
## 5821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What, you're mad at me?
## 5822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.
## 5823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best s*x of you life.
## 5824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You understand this is a very serious situation.
## 5825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously.
## 5826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You made a joke?
## 5827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool.
## 5828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...
## 5829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.
## 5830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.
## 5831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 5832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Heading out?
## 5833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.
## 5834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 5835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Goodnight Pam.
## 5836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Night Phyllis.
## 5837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.
## 5838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.
## 5839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, it's OK. So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.
## 5840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.
## 5841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 5842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oy vey... schmear.
## 5843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then...
## 5844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              They are either going to say yes... or no.
## 5845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say.
## 5846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Think it through.
## 5847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Have to think it through. Because if they say no...
## 5848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Can we not?
## 5849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.
## 5850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Still want that.
## 5851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me.
## 5852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ryan!
## 5853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Fumble! Yaaah!
## 5854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Dwight.
## 5855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!
## 5856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You all right Ryan?
## 5857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ryan.
## 5858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam!
## 5860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ooh. They're having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don't have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?
## 5861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Cugino's pizza.
## 5862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question
## 5863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...
## 5864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What did I do to deserve this?
## 5865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Are you sad that Dwight beat you?
## 5866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 5867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?
## 5868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?
## 5869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.
## 5870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 5871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.
## 5872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, cool.
## 5873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.
## 5874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's what she said!
## 5875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ha! I don't get it.
## 5876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?
## 5877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, it's not really a big speech. You still coming right?
## 5878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um... And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.
## 5879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you're awesome! Here's a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here's a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year.
## 5880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, "Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very..."
## 5881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.
## 5882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
## 5883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can't do this.
## 5884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.
## 5885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, okay.
## 5886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.
## 5887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.
## 5888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.
## 5889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll try and think of one. When...
## 5890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.
## 5891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?
## 5892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Insult.
## 5893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...
## 5894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?
## 5895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm going to take a trip. I'm going to get out of town for a while... and go someplace... not here.
## 5896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where do I want to go? Um... that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um...
## 5897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.
## 5898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
## 5899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Saleswoman has a v*g1n*.
## 5900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a s*x Ed class.
## 5901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But I'm right?
## 5902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!
## 5903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?
## 5904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I do. Both of them.
## 5905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Could I have a copy of one of them?
## 5906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.
## 5907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!
## 5908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 5909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Congratulations.
## 5910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Unbelievable.
## 5911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them.
## 5912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That is so great about the bonus!
## 5913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no! It's not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They'll eat it up. They're a great audience.
## 5914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...
## 5915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's unbelievable!
## 5916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
## 5917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
## 5918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
## 5919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why would this affect our bonuses?
## 5920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     They are unrelated.
## 5921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is Brad okay?
## 5922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
## 5923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What the hell is going on here?
## 5924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Are we out of jobs?
## 5925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 5926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.
## 5927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.
## 5928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 5929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 5930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You said we were getting bonuses.
## 5931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
## 5932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Cancel wallpaper.
## 5933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. You saw the plaque, right? All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.
## 5934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You mean Toastmasters?
## 5935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
## 5936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?
## 5937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Can I go?
## 5938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.
## 5939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?
## 5940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You should go to Hedonism.
## 5941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is that?
## 5942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.
## 5943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.
## 5944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Been to Amsterdam.
## 5945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.
## 5946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           To Amsterdam.
## 5947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When did you go there?
## 5948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.
## 5949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Really for like how long?
## 5950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...
## 5951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.
## 5952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Where do I want to go?
## 5953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'd send you to Hong Kong.
## 5954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Like to say 'Hi' to my friends in China.
## 5955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.
## 5956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good morning, Vietnam! Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.
## 5957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No. We're not.
## 5958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.
## 5959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Which means absolutely nothing.
## 5960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, can you explain?
## 5961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, it's mostly made up. So...
## 5962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight is not going to do a job. It's sad. And they're expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing.
## 5963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Confidence, Dwight.
## 5964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?
## 5965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.
## 5966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.
## 5967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh please! You're not taking any trip.
## 5968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.
## 5969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You did?
## 5970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.
## 5971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes. I am.
## 5972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.
## 5973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Which is?
## 5974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.
## 5975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one. Originally given by Benito Mussolini.
## 5976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own but I wrote up a few talking points for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind.
## 5977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll glance at it.
## 5978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here.
## 5979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
## 5980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you, Angela.
## 5981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why'd you pick the V.A. for the reception?
## 5982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.
## 5983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You're inviting Jim?
## 5984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Of course. He's one of my closest friends.
## 5985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We're down here. Right.
## 5986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You all ready for this?
## 5987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.
## 5988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.
## 5989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.
## 5990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Next, I'd like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!
## 5991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight, they called your name.
## 5993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight, how we doing?
## 5994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, I can't... I ca...
## 5995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. All right!
## 5996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 5997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
## 5998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I always set it at 69.
## 5999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.
## 6000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?
## 6001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Actually, I don't see myself ever getting married.
## 6002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 6003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...
## 6004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I know what I said.
## 6005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. ...And now the black guy from the 'Police Academy' movies. A robot. Michael Winslow, anyone?
## 6006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Car starting. All right, Dwight Schrute everyone.
## 6007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good luck. That is a tough crowd.
## 6009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!
## 6010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        WE ARE WARRIORS!
## 6012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
## 6014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. Yes!
## 6016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.
## 6017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Maybe. Thanks.
## 6018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You really think you're going to go?
## 6019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. I'm definitely going.
## 6020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Nice. Send me a postcard.
## 6021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don't know. If I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.
## 6022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself.
## 6023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty - to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is...
## 6025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Together that we prevail!
## 6026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Australia? I have always wanted to go there?
## 6027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that... um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable.
## 6028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's awesome. Where are you staying?
## 6029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but...
## 6030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When are you leaving?
## 6031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm... leaving on June 8th.
## 6032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 6033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. And I'm really sorry about that, I just...
## 6034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah. That's too bad.
## 6035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?
## 6036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's ok. I got it.
## 6037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 6038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, thanks. There you are. What happened?
## 6039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I got thirsty. How'd it go?
## 6040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.
## 6041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You would not believe what happened here.
## 6042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What? Something happened?
## 6043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35.
## 6044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Weird.
## 6045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like 'I don't have my ID, please give me one.' And he was like 'I can't do that. I can't serve you.'
## 6046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Con artist.
## 6047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      She might have been. So she says 'Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I'll show you my ID.' She hasn't come back yet. She's probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?
## 6048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?
## 6049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.
## 6050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bribery. Nice.
## 6051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, I have more.
## 6052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w---
## 6053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. 'Cause of the...
## 6054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ... Oh, God is that today?
## 6055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I reminded you last night.
## 6056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in "Raw," and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in "Daddy Daycare." both great movies, but, still.
## 6057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I'll be in my office.
## 6058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Don't you think you should say something?
## 6059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           They're cool.
## 6060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---
## 6061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I'm Michael Scott, and... I... am in charge of this place... ahh, what'll make you... understand... I am... like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.
## 6062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's Batman.
## 6063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?
## 6064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The ocean.
## 6065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I work with a bunch of nerds.
## 6066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mmm... hello tiny one.
## 6067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on.
## 6068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You are the future!
## 6069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.
## 6070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.
## 6071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.
## 6072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her.
## 6073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm in eighth grade.
## 6074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 6075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 She's in middle school.
## 6076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.
## 6077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.
## 6078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         They want how many spiral pads?
## 6079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.
## 6080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.
## 6082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can you put that down there?
## 6083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 6084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, tell them what you wanted to say.
## 6085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do you need any help?
## 6086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.
## 6087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alright, I wasn't expecting that. Let's uh... let's go draw.
## 6088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don't you just love kids, Angela?
## 6089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.
## 6090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!
## 6091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I'm learning that fun for Kelly is... getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.
## 6092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just compare last year's order to this year's. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. ... Yes. We--yeah, they're very--they're different. Yeah, we can stick with last year's, you're just going to have to supplement it, somehow.
## 6093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.
## 6094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No thanks.
## 6095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.
## 6096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you reading?
## 6097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.
## 6098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Aww, best book?
## 6099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, but I've read it before.
## 6100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?
## 6101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Definitely the Aquarium.
## 6102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.
## 6103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 6104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 6105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mmhmm!
## 6106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yesss. And you're Abby, right?
## 6107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm Jim. Annnnd... let's sell some paper.
## 6109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 6110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Let's start with... your mom.
## 6111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes. Well... we can... uhm... hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise. ...Hello, can I help you? ... You can pick that up, if you want. That's--- that's alright. Want to bring it over... here, make some room. My name's Michael. What's your name?
## 6112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sasha.
## 6113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice to meet you.
## 6114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ooh!
## 6115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I'm the conductor. But I'm sort of the conductor of the office here, right? You want to try?
## 6116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 6117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu...camonga!
## 6118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand.
## 6119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There is no way that hurt.
## 6120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.
## 6121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don't have all day. I don't feel anything. Nothing. You're so weak. Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector's items, okay?
## 6122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you have any computer games?
## 6123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I don't have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate.
## 6124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, Meredith doesn't have any either. It's so lame here.
## 6125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You call your mom Meredith? That's very disrespectful.
## 6126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whatever, okay?
## 6127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can refer to me as Mister Schrute.
## 6128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's your name? Mister Poop?
## 6129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Schrute. Mister Schrute.
## 6130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sure, Mister Poop.
## 6131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ... Schrute.
## 6132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Are you Mother Goose?
## 6133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else.
## 6134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 6135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    There's a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?
## 6136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You've never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Gimme your number, so I can text you.
## 6138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uhm...
## 6139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on! You have an email address?
## 6140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ...that I thought you should know ...
## 6141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmhmm. What?
## 6142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think something a little fishy is going on.
## 6143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A little fishy?
## 6144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ...
## 6145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!
## 6146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, I--
## 6147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!
## 6148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
## 6150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!
## 6151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight! Dwight!
## 6152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There's a photo...
## 6153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What the hell are you reading to them?
## 6154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---
## 6155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.
## 6156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's a Nazi?
## 6157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What's a Nazi?
## 6158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nazi was a fascist movement...
## 6159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't!
## 6160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ...from the 1930's...
## 6161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?
## 6162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.
## 6163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why don't you just leave? Okay?
## 6164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...Okay.
## 6165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Bye, Mister Poop.
## 6166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?
## 6167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I do, I do!
## 6168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool.
## 6169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities.
## 6170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?
## 6171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.
## 6172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.
## 6173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's not fair.
## 6174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...
## 6175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You're just a middleman.
## 6176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not just a middle... man...
## 6177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?
## 6178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.
## 6179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We have better service than they do!
## 6180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?
## 6181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That is correct.
## 6182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Say hi to the kids.
## 6183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hi kids.
## 6184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yaaaaay.
## 6185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?
## 6186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ewwww!
## 6187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?
## 6188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Th-the hair covers it, mostly.
## 6189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?
## 6190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know, there's something interesting about me you might want to know. I ... used to be ... the star of a kids show.
## 6191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No way.
## 6192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's true. I did.
## 6193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You serious?
## 6194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 6195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I am totally serious. There was a show called 'Fundle Bundle' and I was the star.
## 6196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That doesn't sound like a show.
## 6197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What?!
## 6198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. Ryan, can you come here a second? I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled 'Fundle Bundle'. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar.
## 6199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right. Okay.
## 6200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?
## 6201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um, I'm already getting the pizzas from Bernetti's, so...
## 6202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know, I can go with him.
## 6203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oka--
## 6204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No! I will... go.
## 6205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office.
## 6206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Alright, nowwww... what kind... of pizza do you like?
## 6207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives... They're adults, for God's sake.
## 6208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?
## 6209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? Let's have some fun!
## 6210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...
## 6211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Is that a real fun shooting windmill?
## 6212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Stop! Stop! Stop! Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.
## 6213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's pretty funny.
## 6214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...Recess! Hey, what's your name?
## 6216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         My name's Chet.
## 6217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well hi Chet.
## 6218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Is that Chet Montgomery?
## 6219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uhh, I don't know.
## 6220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That is!
## 6221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.
## 6222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What do you want to be when you grow up?
## 6223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I want to be on TV!
## 6224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And he is on TV now!
## 6225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.
## 6226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, next? So, whats your name?
## 6227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.
## 6228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well what's your favorite subject at school?
## 6229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Recess.
## 6230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
## 6231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
## 6232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!
## 6233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.
## 6234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Coulda sworn there was...
## 6235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Did you get married?
## 6236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...uh, no.
## 6237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why not?
## 6238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, just never happened.
## 6239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So, do you have any kids?
## 6240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, nope.
## 6241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you have a girlfriend?
## 6242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I do okay.
## 6243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?
## 6244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Even I have a girlfriend.
## 6246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay! Alright, okay.
## 6247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.
## 6248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.
## 6249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.
## 6250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can't believe his mom dressed him like that, that's the real tragedy.
## 6251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Pam! Pam! I love this guy! Come on!
## 6252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's so nice.
## 6253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who? Terry?
## 6254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mmhmm.
## 6255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother.
## 6256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mister Poop, I have to tell you something.
## 6257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, okay. But first, that's not my name.
## 6258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're ugly.
## 6259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...
## 6260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Meredith!
## 6261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 6262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think these belong to you.
## 6263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, that's okay, she can keep those.
## 6264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Believe me, she has enough toys... she doesn't need your watch.
## 6265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 6266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is everything okay?
## 6267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.
## 6268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh... it's true...
## 6269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, sure, playing the field is great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than notches just on my bedpost.
## 6270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mmhmm.
## 6271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Tell me something honestly, do you... think... that it is too late for me to have kids?
## 6272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend.
## 6273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What about...
## 6274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Not Jan.
## 6275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...Jan. Kay.
## 6276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         If you really want to have kids, I--- I guess you could somehow... foster parent, or something.
## 6277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ...Or biologically.
## 6278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Somehow.
## 6279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thanks, that's, no, that... that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I...
## 6280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh... kay.
## 6282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Is it okay if I take one?
## 6283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 6284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 6285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're welcome.
## 6286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Is your job hard?
## 6287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?
## 6288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 6289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 6290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. Cool huh?
## 6292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's so cool, yeah!
## 6293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.
## 6294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's so awesome!
## 6295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 6296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
## 6297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Go ahead.
## 6298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?
## 6299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohh, man, I would love to! I can't tonight, but can I come over some other time?
## 6300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What're you doing? You never have plans.
## 6301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks, Kev. Uhm... I'm actually going on a date.
## 6302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Niiice.
## 6303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, uh, no, please? You can't leave yet. There's still one more thing we need to do.
## 6304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You... who are on the road... must have a code... that you can live by... and so... become yourself... because the past... is just a goodbye... and teach... your children well...
## 6305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why does he own a guitar if he doesn't know how to play?
## 6306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer.
## 6307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ...did slowly go by... and feed... them on your dreams...
## 6308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    My theory is that...
## 6309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...The one they picked... the one you'll know by... don't you ever ask them why... if I told you would cry... you never look at them and sigh... and know they love you...
## 6310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And they do, your parents, love you very much.
## 6311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   One more time. You...
## 6312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. They didn't eat the children.
## 6313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you.
## 6314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Who is this guy again?
## 6315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.
## 6316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Who uses calling cards anymore?
## 6317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan, I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.
## 6318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.
## 6319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!
## 6320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?
## 6321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? ...Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. Alright.
## 6322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?
## 6323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Alright, let me explain. Again. Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we're all going to make. It's not a pyramid scheme, it is a... it's not even a scheme per se, it's... ... I have to go make a call.
## 6324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Happy birthday Michael.
## 6325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh ho ho! What?
## 6326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I said happy birthday.
## 6327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you! That's really nice.
## 6328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Terry Hatcher.
## 6329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 6330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey. ...Oh, happy birthday.
## 6331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah, thank you sir.
## 6332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you hear anything yet?
## 6333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. I'm still waiting.
## 6334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!
## 6336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ohh, god.
## 6337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Birthday hug!
## 6338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No no no, no, new suit, please.
## 6339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That suit is amazing.
## 6340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you very much. It is from Italy. Actually--- no, Bulgaria.
## 6341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmm. Maybe I should get one.
## 6342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good luck. One of a kind.
## 6343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?
## 6344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it. They've been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.
## 6345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...
## 6346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't! Nope! Please, don't want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.
## 6347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let's get the party started.
## 6348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Let's get the party started. Not the way I taught you!
## 6349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?
## 6350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             One's good.
## 6351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               One thirty. I'm sorry, are we boring you?
## 6352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority.
## 6353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Where do we get those?
## 6354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.
## 6355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael wants a strippergram?
## 6356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, but he doesn't want to know when, or whom.
## 6357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No. This is a closed door meeting.
## 6358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 6359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, I have Jan on the line.
## 6360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, great, put her through.
## 6361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hello, Michael.
## 6362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, you.
## 6363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.
## 6364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
## 6365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, today's not my birthday, so...
## 6366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.
## 6367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...Happy birthday, Michael.
## 6368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 6369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Am I on camera?
## 6370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart.
## 6371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...You can take a five, if you want.
## 6372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!
## 6373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mmhmm, happy birthday.
## 6374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 6375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out?
## 6376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.
## 6377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, okay.
## 6378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Second opinion on what?
## 6379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, I might have skin cancer.
## 6380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and he had skin cancer too.
## 6381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Kelly, you know what...
## 6382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.
## 6383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Who brought in donuts?
## 6384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Somebody got donuts for my birthday!
## 6385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Happy birthday!
## 6386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You didn't know it was my birthday.
## 6387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I... guess I forgot.
## 6388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut.
## 6389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you serious?
## 6390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mmm.
## 6391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Skin cancer is treatable.
## 6392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 6393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's going to be okay.
## 6394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.
## 6395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.
## 6396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a... is that alright?
## 6397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh... s-sure.
## 6398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay. I'm so nervous.
## 6399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I can sign for it.
## 6400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh. Thanks.
## 6401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.
## 6402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stop it. Stop! What is that?
## 6403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's 'For the Longest Time,' by William Joel. It's you favorite song.
## 6404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, well, it's on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.
## 6405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I probably care more than she does.
## 6406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're making it worse. I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this.
## 6407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When does he hear?
## 6408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sometime today.
## 6409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ohh... poor Kevin.
## 6410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.
## 6411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, that's a list price of four dollars and fifty cents. Unfortunately, this item is on back... order... Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here! Come here!
## 6412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 6413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Listen up everyone! It is 11
## 6414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ohhh, God.
## 6415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair.
## 6416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ohhh, no.
## 6417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So come help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin!
## 6418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...I'll do it.
## 6419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ohh, no, no, no! I can't... Ryan, come on. Let's do this.
## 6420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Creed! Come on. Stanley!
## 6421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?
## 6422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Maybe, but... we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and...
## 6423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready?
## 6424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Happy birth moment, Michael.
## 6426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 6427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One. Two. Three!
## 6428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it... please.
## 6429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oscar...
## 6430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It wasn't me.
## 6431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, that is not an eight foot sub.
## 6432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, we don't make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs.
## 6433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          F. Alright, what's the damage?
## 6434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, thirty-nine sixty.
## 6435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Thirty nine... sixty.
## 6436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
## 6437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here they come.
## 6438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Get in here... everybody.
## 6439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come and get it!
## 6440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Birthday party subs! My gift to you.
## 6441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is this?
## 6442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup.
## 6443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The best.
## 6444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 These are all the same?
## 6445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Bologna? I don't eat bologna.
## 6447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good.
## 6448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just the bread, it's fresh baked.
## 6450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. And choke on it.
## 6452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So... That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.
## 6453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So. We got Kev some stuff. Um... a party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won't get that back.
## 6454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sixty-nine cup of noodles.
## 6455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Which we realize sounds crass, but, it... is his favorite number.
## 6456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And his favorite lunch.
## 6457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left.
## 6458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Someone ate three feet of that thing?
## 6459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake.
## 6460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh. Thank you.
## 6461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh. I got it.
## 6462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What are--- it's... the party planning committee.
## 6463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is the most important day of the year. I can't risk anything.
## 6464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 6465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What about that meeting... later... to discuss finances?
## 6466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes... but don't expect any cookie.
## 6467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 But what if i'm hungry?
## 6468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No cookie.
## 6469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...What?
## 6470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You use fabric softener?
## 6471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, you don't?
## 6472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, I do.
## 6473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...Okay.
## 6474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy birthday dear Michael, Happy birthday... ...tooo youuuu.
## 6475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hello? Hey.
## 6476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Kevin? Respect the birthday please.
## 6477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. It was just Stacy.
## 6478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you done? ...Good. Okay.
## 6479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Here we go. Make a wish.
## 6480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uhhh... blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm...
## 6481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yaoo yay!
## 6482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ... I asked for trick candles.
## 6483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam was supposed to get 'em.
## 6484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay. Well, when she comes back we'll do it again. Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven't had a hug all day.
## 6485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.
## 6486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ... Aww, that... sucks, great. ... Wow, that's good timing. That's... that's, sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. That's terrible... terrible news for both of us.
## 6487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We should probably head back.
## 6488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.
## 6489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You dare me? How old are you?
## 6490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Just... quit stalling.
## 6491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.
## 6492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Such a dork.
## 6493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...
## 6494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.
## 6495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
## 6496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How old are you?
## 6497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I hate you.
## 6498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.
## 6499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.
## 6500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Still scary.
## 6501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.
## 6502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.
## 6503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And laughter... also.
## 6504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.
## 6505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.
## 6506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I work here.
## 6507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nyeh, I work here. Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.
## 6508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.
## 6509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.
## 6510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.
## 6511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.
## 6512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Please, don't.
## 6513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You... owe me.
## 6514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.
## 6515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?
## 6516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How dare you sir. You are gross.
## 6517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That should not be there.
## 6518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'll get someone to take it down.
## 6519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, it's alright. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin? Come on! Let's get our skate on!
## 6520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!
## 6521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
## 6522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Think you can let go?
## 6523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
## 6525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   YEAH!
## 6526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who is that?
## 6527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is that Michael?
## 6528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you're on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids.
## 6529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I got it.
## 6530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin... um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking that uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it.
## 6531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...It's something to think about.
## 6532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't relax about it, you know?
## 6533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kevin. You heard anything yet?
## 6534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, not yet.
## 6535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. Well. Live strong.
## 6536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, Michael.
## 6537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright.
## 6538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 6539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or...
## 6540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uhh, no, I... don't just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.
## 6541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, these... all your kids?
## 6542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No just the front two.
## 6543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?
## 6544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 6545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin' now!
## 6546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Push. Good! That's great. You got it. Excuse me.
## 6547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. It was negative.
## 6548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh... God... God! We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... come here.
## 6549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would... be... chaos.
## 6550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.
## 6551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, who's this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!
## 6552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Turn it around. Turn it around.
## 6553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.
## 6554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Number one!!
## 6555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you... Dwight. That's great. Thanks.
## 6556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 6557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is from all of us.
## 6559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.
## 6560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.
## 6561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. Spit... Okay, come on, let's go.
## 6562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You look cute today, Dwight.
## 6563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks, girl.
## 6564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
## 6565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like
## 6566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey...
## 6567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
## 6568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.
## 6569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, that's supposed to be Phyllis. I can't do it as good as he can.
## 6570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said "Is it okay if I sip it?" and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.
## 6571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour. Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister! My ass is is on the line! Now I'm going to ask you again. What time did you go home last night?
## 6572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Six.
## 6573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.
## 6574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I go to a lot of parties.
## 6575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car. Give me you keys.
## 6576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I am not giving you my keys.
## 6577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't make me do this the hard way.
## 6578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's the hard way?
## 6579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
## 6580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, let's do it that way.
## 6581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow.
## 6582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.
## 6583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Whoa. You are a volunteer.
## 6584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I volunteered for this job.
## 6585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And that's not the same.
## 6586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It is my duty...
## 6587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Volunteer duty.
## 6588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know.
## 6589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Narc!
## 6590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job.
## 6592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I wasn't attempting to compliment you.
## 6593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, you have...
## 6594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uuf, well...
## 6595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have...
## 6596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay...
## 6597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...and I am very proud of being a narc.
## 6598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why don't you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! Dude, where's my office? I totally lost it, 'cause I was half-baked. Smokin' doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin' doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!
## 6599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, your office is behind you.
## 6600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?
## 6601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.
## 6602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother's funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.
## 6603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?
## 6604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, I have not.
## 6605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?
## 6606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What are you implying?
## 6607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?
## 6608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. I'm done with this.
## 6609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                He sure left in a hurry.
## 6610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.
## 6611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you know what this is?
## 6612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, it's marijuana.
## 6613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How do you know that?
## 6614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's labeled.
## 6615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dammit.
## 6616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.
## 6617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it's marijuana.
## 6618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.
## 6619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
## 6620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
## 6621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I would remember.
## 6622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
## 6623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's not how it works.
## 6624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Now how do you know how it works?
## 6625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.
## 6626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
## 6627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.
## 6629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, um... Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?
## 6630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Is that supposed to be me?
## 6631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.
## 6632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I do not think that is funny.
## 6633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         He does everyone in the office.
## 6634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hmmmpt.
## 6635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I do not think that is funny.
## 6636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jinx! Buy me a coke.
## 6637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh...
## 6638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.
## 6639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.
## 6640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  C'mon!
## 6641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Sorry, that's not my problem.
## 6642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I know you're innocent, but I can't look like I'm treating you any differently.
## 6644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I understand.
## 6645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Where were you yesterday after work?
## 6646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who's he calling? Ratting somebody out. Narc! Narc! Kevin?
## 6648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That is so good, Michael
## 6649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Remember the narc bit? Uh-oh, who's in trouble?
## 6650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Attention everyone. Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.
## 6651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Waa... what? What are you talking about?
## 6652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours.
## 6653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is that true, Toby?
## 6654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing.
## 6655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.
## 6656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled. Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection.
## 6657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No you can't do that.
## 6658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I can do that, it is my office.
## 6659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No you cannot. It has to be official, and it has to be urine.
## 6660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hmmm. Ha. Alright. Great.
## 6661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?
## 6662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm not taking Rogaine.
## 6663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Angela, what about you?
## 6664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't take any prescription drugs.
## 6665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You're not on anything?
## 6666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 6668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. I mean not everything, Jim. I promise, I'm not that kind of...
## 6669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey guys, what's going on?
## 6670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We're having the best conversation.
## 6671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, okay. Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation.
## 6672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, I was looking so hot...
## 6673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about.
## 6674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We don't feel that way.
## 6675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, not at all.
## 6676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.
## 6677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, uh, no. That was a test. I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him? How many of you said, "Hey, you know what, he's right? What he's doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs."
## 6678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thank you, Michael.
## 6679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
## 6680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot. I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.
## 6681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Where did you get these facts?
## 6682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?
## 6683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           They are not.
## 6684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
## 6685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.
## 6686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?
## 6687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.
## 6688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes it is.
## 6689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No it's not. It's a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.
## 6690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.
## 6691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You can't do that.
## 6692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.
## 6693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's not random.
## 6694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random. Okay, you know what? I'm going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one. Yeah, Pam.
## 6695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.
## 6696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 6697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, hmmm.
## 6698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jim it's okay. You can t... This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. It's okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. Oh, he's doing it, okay. It's okay. Oh. Okay, are you sure? That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. Okay, well.
## 6699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.
## 6700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.
## 6701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, you will be tested.
## 6702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes, I will not be.
## 6703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You will be. That is the law according to the rules.
## 6704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.
## 6705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.
## 6706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We test a lot of urine.
## 6707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mine was green.
## 6708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, right. How are you?
## 6709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm all better.
## 6710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.
## 6711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What kind of filing?
## 6712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Just forget it. Just the urine.
## 6713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That goes directly to the tester.
## 6714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just. I need your urine.
## 6715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Like in a cup?
## 6716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes in a cup, we're not animals, Dwight.
## 6717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       For what purpose?
## 6718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's none of your business.
## 6719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Then I refuse.
## 6720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.
## 6721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you serious?
## 6722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I need clean urine for the lady.
## 6723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But that's illegal.
## 6724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't think of it that way. It's like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just... goes
## 6725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Not my urine.
## 6726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.
## 6727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?
## 6728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, just look. Look. Just... just fill up the cup.
## 6729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Do you want to give Michael your urine?
## 6730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want him to have all the urine he needs.
## 6731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You're not going to get my permission on this.
## 6732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know that. Don't you think I know that?
## 6733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, we do testing all over the country.
## 6734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Cool. Hey, are you guys hiring?
## 6735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You want to work at the urinalysis lab?
## 6736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah. Maybe.
## 6737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.
## 6738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What? Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything.
## 6739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'd like a magazine.
## 6740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We just need urine, sir.
## 6741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'd still like one.
## 6742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.
## 6743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's great.
## 6744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's wrong? Where's your costume?
## 6745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.
## 6746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why? Wha...
## 6747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.
## 6748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here. Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight.
## 6749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 6750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 6751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           How much time do you have left on your break?
## 6752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ten minutes.
## 6753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.
## 6754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 6755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, sir.
## 6756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .
## 6757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So you wanna? Thanks.
## 6758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.
## 6759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Here's your badge.
## 6761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. Can I have a gun?
## 6762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I don't have a gun.
## 6763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.
## 6764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't think so.
## 6765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good.
## 6766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thank you, Michael.
## 6767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. Oh. Uh...
## 6768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I need to go over some details with you.
## 6769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Alright. Well, Thank you.
## 6770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?
## 6771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Two.
## 6772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, God.
## 6773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?
## 6774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?
## 6775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   'Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.
## 6777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I mean it's inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I'm fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.
## 6778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.
## 6779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 6780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, pretty stationery.
## 6781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, thanks!
## 6782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I didn't get mine yet.
## 6783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh...
## 6784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ... it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.
## 6785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam's. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We're doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.
## 6786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, on or off?
## 6787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Off.
## 6788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay...
## 6789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?
## 6790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me.
## 6791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Clown paint.
## 6792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
## 6793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's a nice tie.
## 6794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 6795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That is... who makes that?
## 6796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, I don't...
## 6797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?
## 6798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um... let's um, let's keep our clothes.
## 6799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...
## 6800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's the dealio?
## 6801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer's back there today.
## 6802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's the problem?
## 6803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Angela!
## 6804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace.
## 6805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Since Christmas.
## 6806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So what, you're having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?
## 6807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?
## 6809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Here's how I usually handle this
## 6811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 6812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 These things just have a way of working themselves out.
## 6813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's like if you write someone a letter, when you're really angry... they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it.
## 6815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So...
## 6816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay... what?
## 6818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That was the right decision for me and my marriage.
## 6819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, well... that's not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part... assuming we don't get downsized. Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?
## 6820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 A mediator's tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict. My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.
## 6821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.
## 6822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose.
## 6823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's the next one?
## 6824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You... you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?
## 6825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?
## 6826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.
## 6827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using "I" emotion language and no judging or "you" statements.
## 6828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.
## 6829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Come on, seriously, that?
## 6830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...
## 6831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let's see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win.
## 6832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Win!
## 6833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.
## 6834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's... no...
## 6836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay... well, brainstorm. Own the solution.
## 6837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               How about, I leave it up?
## 6838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           How 'bout, she takes it down?
## 6839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
## 6840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win - make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose - take the poster down, compromise - Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is... make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win.
## 6841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Win.
## 6842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 6843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But, it...
## 6844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It is done!
## 6845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Win
## 6846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, you're all good.
## 6847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 6848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Angela. I didn't have your zip code.
## 6849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh. Thanks.
## 6850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.
## 6851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You solved it?
## 6852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, good. We can, uh, throw that one out.
## 6854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are those all the other complains?
## 6855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mmm-Hm.
## 6856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I would like to see those please.
## 6857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I... I can't do that.
## 6858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You can't do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.
## 6859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That...
## 6860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. There! No more conflict. I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. All right... is that it?
## 6861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's all Dwight's.
## 6862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I'm sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York.
## 6863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ohh... God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?
## 6864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Are you sure?
## 6865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, he's sure. Just shoot.
## 6866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 6867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed... huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist.
## 6868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice.
## 6869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me.
## 6870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. Thisis January through March of this year.
## 6871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? And... did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? That is outrageous! I love this place... and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering... Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?
## 6872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You already did me.
## 6873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's what she said. The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does "redacted" mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked "redacted"... ?
## 6874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off.
## 6875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago.
## 6876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whoa.. wha... wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?
## 6877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?
## 6878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let's do it! And... okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.
## 6879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wait, what did it say?
## 6880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh..."Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn't she do that at home?" Who else? Why don't we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?
## 6881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!
## 6882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Here is a Kelly complaint
## 6883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My voicemail's really spotty... sometimes...
## 6884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.
## 6885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              To your HR representative.
## 6886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.
## 6887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Fine, I'll take your name off. So no one will know.
## 6888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Makin' progress. Yes?
## 6889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Dwight tried to kiss me.
## 6890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What?!
## 6891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
## 6892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
## 6893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
## 6894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, question. When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?
## 6895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 6896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stanley.
## 6897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!
## 6898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it.
## 6899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I didn't do it!
## 6900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.
## 6901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Someone complained that the men's room is "whites only". Stanley, you know that's not true.
## 6902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't say that.
## 6903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?
## 6904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela's giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee.
## 6905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.
## 6906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And... also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him.
## 6907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stanley and I are close, too.
## 6908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We sit close.
## 6909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh... ok.
## 6910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just take it.
## 6911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.
## 6912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she's just trying to be friends.
## 6913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't take her side.
## 6914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, what does Roy think about everything?
## 6915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.
## 6916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You mean your thoughts and feelings?
## 6917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 6918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah...
## 6919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.
## 6920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, that's the problem.
## 6921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I guess so...
## 6922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, well... all settled, then.
## 6923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't like you.
## 6924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
## 6925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
## 6926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution
## 6927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I accept your decision!
## 6928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey... you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together.
## 6929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That doesn't make any sense.
## 6930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect.
## 6931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Smile.
## 6932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 6933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
## 6934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This came out really well. There you go.
## 6935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is humongous. I am not a security threat...
## 6936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 6937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.
## 6938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What did I write?
## 6939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have another complaint for Jim's permanent file.
## 6940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Talk to Michael. I gave him the box.
## 6941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What box?!
## 6942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       But I didn't report your snoring-
## 6943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays...
## 6944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh. Dwight.
## 6945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.
## 6946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay! Calm down.
## 6947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?
## 6948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, hey!
## 6949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Him or me?
## 6950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stop.
## 6951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.
## 6952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay...
## 6953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Either he goes, or I go.
## 6954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight...
## 6955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You choose!
## 6956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Stop...
## 6957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           One of us is out of here by the end of today!
## 6958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh... kay...
## 6959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I am not bluffing!
## 6960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 6961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay?
## 6962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 6963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.
## 6964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-hmm.
## 6965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I deserve this. You know I do!
## 6966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know your I.D. says you're a security threat?
## 6967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You have till five.
## 6968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, look, Jim. There's a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you're interested? I could put in a good word for you, 'cause I'll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!
## 6969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!
## 6970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
## 6971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert." "Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to."
## 6972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.
## 6973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer." "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can." Gah. "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone."
## 6974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.
## 6975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'."
## 6976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.
## 6977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier."
## 6978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.
## 6979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I've never had one. They sound awful.
## 6980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maybe Stanford would be cool.
## 6981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's a good market. Higher volume.
## 6982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah. Maybe we should both go.
## 6983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I have a girlfriend...
## 6984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure you do, Dwight. Sure.
## 6985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, there's like, 300 more of these. Let's get to them later.
## 6986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, you going to transfer Jim or not?
## 6987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Let's get to work.
## 6988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I want an answer by tomorrow.
## 6989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay. Oh... actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?
## 6990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 6991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good. Okay.
## 6992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you're here?
## 6993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I can't. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.
## 6994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well... that's... what, a computer camera, right?
## 6995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You mean digital?
## 6996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It'll take like two seconds.
## 6997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               20 bucks.
## 6998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ugh... All right. Everybody, come on. Group photo for the newsletter.
## 6999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You gotta be kiddin' me.
## 7000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on, everybody.
## 7001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Come on, let's go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar... andale! Let's go.
## 7002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 One, two, three... smile. Try to smile.
## 7003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.
## 7004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alright, I'm just gonna take it on three... whether you smile or not. One, two, three.
## 7005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good, let's check that out. Ew, okay, all right. One more. We'll take one more.
## 7006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That'll be another 20.
## 7007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Angela, I want to talk to you about something.
## 7009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You just press the button.
## 7010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, Pam.
## 7012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I am. It's about the Save The Date.
## 7013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Pam, it wasn't her.
## 7014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What?!
## 7015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm the one who complained about you.
## 7016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I... I didn't know that Toby was gonna write it down. I was just venting.
## 7017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, good. Check that out.
## 7018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know, it was one day.
## 7019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's terrible.
## 7020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And I took it right back. It was like...
## 7021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, dear.
## 7023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's pay Mr. Price Gouger. Okay... we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go.
## 7024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up.
## 7025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     One, two.. Didn't say three, did I?
## 7026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But, I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can't outrun your problems.
## 7027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, Pam... it's Jim. Um, I have a doctor's appointment in the city. So I probably won't be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I'd let you know. Okay, bye.
## 7028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, Jan will see you now.
## 7029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, thanks.
## 7030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here's the thing about cage matches
## 7031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.
## 7032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?
## 7033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.
## 7034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's a nice tux.
## 7035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.
## 7036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.
## 7037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.
## 7038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.
## 7039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I can always kind of win at roulette.
## 7040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.
## 7041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How would you do that?
## 7043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mind control.
## 7044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can't be serious. Are you serious?
## 7045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
## 7046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't believe you. Continue.
## 7047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.
## 7048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.
## 7049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, I'll try.
## 7050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, my God.
## 7051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.
## 7052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.
## 7053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Top 80 percent!
## 7054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 7055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 7056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know that I'm very serious here.
## 7057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!
## 7058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.
## 7060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I thought that you were their fearless leader.
## 7061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.
## 7062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think you can handle it.
## 7063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, come on. Come on.
## 7064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think so, Michael...
## 7065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.
## 7066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Goodbye, Michael.
## 7067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.
## 7068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
## 7069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Again? We do that every year.
## 7070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
## 7071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
## 7072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.
## 7073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 7074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.
## 7075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That doesn't exist anymore.
## 7076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.
## 7077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, they stopped making that show.
## 7078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, then, they need our money more than ever.
## 7079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.
## 7080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.
## 7081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Something with animals. Or people.
## 7082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.
## 7083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?
## 7084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...
## 7085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
## 7086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
## 7087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.
## 7088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
## 7089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Afghani.
## 7090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Afghani.
## 7092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's a dog.
## 7093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, that's Afghan.
## 7094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's a shawl.
## 7095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wait, canine AIDS?
## 7096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No. Humans with AIDS.
## 7097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Who has AIDS?
## 7098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Guys, the Afghanistananies.
## 7099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
## 7100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.
## 7101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What are you doing?
## 7102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, nothing.
## 7103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "Till Death Do Us Rock."
## 7104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They're wedding bands.
## 7105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 7106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.
## 7107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.
## 7108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There's a KISS cover band in here.
## 7109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let's do it.
## 7110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.
## 7111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.
## 7112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?
## 7113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.
## 7114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.
## 7115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Except my warehouse.
## 7116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, actually, it's my warehouse.
## 7117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.
## 7118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why are you here?
## 7119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.
## 7120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not. I said, not that.
## 7121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.
## 7122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's ironic.
## 7123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That you are afraid.
## 7125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
## 7126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dinkin' flicka.
## 7127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dinkin' flicka.
## 7128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
## 7129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Give me some.
## 7130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.
## 7131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.
## 7132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.
## 7133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 7134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Have three stages, yeah.
## 7135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.
## 7136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 7137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Let's take a look. Nice.
## 7138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.
## 7139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             On the drums! On the drums!
## 7141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.
## 7142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.
## 7143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wow. Oh!
## 7144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, my...
## 7145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...
## 7146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No! No!
## 7147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.
## 7148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, come back! No, no, no!
## 7149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kev!
## 7150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.
## 7151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes
## 7152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, Carol Stills for you.
## 7153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Who?
## 7154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Carol Stills.
## 7155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do I know a Carol Stills?
## 7156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Your realtor.
## 7157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?
## 7158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's still me.
## 7159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
## 7160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Carol, you're on with Michael.
## 7161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hello, Michael?
## 7162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi, Carol. How you doing?
## 7163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.
## 7164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.
## 7165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, great.
## 7166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.
## 7167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?
## 7168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.
## 7169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, great.
## 7170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.
## 7171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    To the casino thing?
## 7172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you... What do you...
## 7173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?
## 7175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael, Jan's on line two.
## 7176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, put her through. Jan Levinson, I presume?
## 7177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.
## 7178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 7179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, Jan. How you doing?
## 7180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.
## 7181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am?
## 7182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.
## 7183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, okay.
## 7184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Incidentally, what is the charity?
## 7185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   AIDS.
## 7186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, then. I will see you tonight.
## 7187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, sounds great.
## 7188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Bye-bye.
## 7189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...
## 7190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No problemo.
## 7191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right.
## 7192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              To answer your question...
## 7193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 7194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 7195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'd love to go.
## 7197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.
## 7199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Problem. Good.
## 7200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And I'll bring the papers, too.
## 7201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Good, All right. Sounds great.
## 7202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'll see you tonight.
## 7203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 7204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bye.
## 7205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
## 7206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, my God!
## 7207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah! That's great.
## 7208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, hey.
## 7209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 7210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Carol.
## 7211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 7212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You look great.
## 7213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.
## 7214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, well... Kiss. That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight
## 7215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
## 7216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
## 7217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.
## 7218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Drink would be good.
## 7219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
## 7221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?
## 7222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.
## 7223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Billy, your nurse is hot.
## 7225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's my girlfriend.
## 7226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.
## 7227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.
## 7228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Chili's is great.
## 7229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.
## 7230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
## 7231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.
## 7232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.
## 7233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All-in.
## 7234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?
## 7235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'll call.
## 7236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What are... That's insane.
## 7237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have good cards.
## 7238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.
## 7239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.
## 7240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, all right, whatever.
## 7241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Flip them.
## 7242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You really screwed that up.
## 7243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 7244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.
## 7245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.
## 7246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I will raise. Thanks.
## 7247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.
## 7248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow, bad luck.
## 7249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
## 7250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael?
## 7251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jan.
## 7252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 7253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.
## 7254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?
## 7255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What does that mean?
## 7256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.
## 7257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.
## 7258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hi, hi.
## 7259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Does anyone want a drink?
## 7260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I'm good.
## 7261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 7263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, hey.
## 7264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey. What...
## 7265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jan's here.
## 7266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Give me the dice.
## 7267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on, Dwight.
## 7268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Let's go.
## 7269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's all on you, baby. Let's go.
## 7270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good evening, Dwight. What is this?
## 7271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.
## 7272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 7273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Then roll an eight.
## 7274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you, Angela.
## 7275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Good luck, Dwight.
## 7276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah! Yeah!
## 7277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.
## 7278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Let it ride. Let it all ride.
## 7279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Give me the dice!
## 7280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, right.
## 7281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    "Yeah, right," what?
## 7282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What was this?
## 7283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have good cards.
## 7284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 7285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.
## 7286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wow. I think you're bluffing.
## 7287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I think she's full of it.
## 7288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Straight.
## 7289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh. Three nines.
## 7290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.
## 7291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you very much. It was fun.
## 7292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cosmopolitan, please.
## 7293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.
## 7294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...
## 7295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.
## 7296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.
## 7297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, I'm having a nice time.
## 7298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, me too. Me too.
## 7299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
## 7300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?
## 7301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right!
## 7302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!
## 7303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Come on, shooter!
## 7304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Four! Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. All right, here we go!
## 7305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 7306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah!
## 7307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Five.
## 7308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So close. So close.
## 7309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on. So where you staying? Radisson?
## 7310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Super 8?
## 7312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I...
## 7313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Motel 6? Best Western?
## 7314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I didn't... I don't know...
## 7315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?
## 7316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.
## 7317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All-in.
## 7318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, let's do it.
## 7319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good Luck, honey.
## 7320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.
## 7321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Three queens.
## 7322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nice, very nice.
## 7323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I have an ace.
## 7324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, that's a flush.
## 7325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, man!
## 7326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, I have a flush!
## 7327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 7328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?
## 7329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I suck.
## 7330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 She took you down, huh?
## 7331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I do not want to talk about it.
## 7332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.
## 7333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 7334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?
## 7335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?
## 7336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.
## 7337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dude, you will not be sorry.
## 7338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sweet. All right.
## 7339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 7340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Smoke?
## 7341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, thanks. You having fun?
## 7342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.
## 7343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, we all really...
## 7344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed
## 7345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, I think you look great.
## 7346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why did I hook up with Michael?
## 7347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, why did you?
## 7348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?
## 7349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, yeah.
## 7350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good. Have you told anyone?
## 7351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 7352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, you should.
## 7353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!
## 7354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
## 7355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry, babe. I am just beat.
## 7356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's okay. I'll see you at home.
## 7357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?
## 7358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?
## 7360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, will do.
## 7361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                See you.
## 7362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Bye! Hey.
## 7363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, how's it going?
## 7364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.
## 7365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?
## 7366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      About when you want to give me more of your money?
## 7367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I...
## 7368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
## 7369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I was just... I'm in love with you.
## 7370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
## 7372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
## 7373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I just needed you to know. Once.
## 7374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I um... I... I can't.
## 7375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You have no idea...
## 7377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't do that.
## 7378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...what your friendship means to me.
## 7379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.
## 7380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
## 7381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
## 7382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey. I'm leaving.
## 7383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, okay.
## 7384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.
## 7385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 7386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.
## 7387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. Thanks for coming.
## 7388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nice to meet you.
## 7389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You, too.
## 7390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And you guys have a good time together.
## 7391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. Talk to you Monday.
## 7392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Goodbye.
## 7394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Good night. She's a good boss.
## 7395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  She seems really nice.
## 7396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, she's great.
## 7397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.
## 7398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim...
## 7399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp." It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em.
## 7400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.
## 7401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Me too. ...I think we're just drunk.
## 7402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?
## 7403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No... Jim---
## 7404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you really gonna marry him? ...Ok.
## 7405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! False. I do not miss him.
## 7406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No! That is the fun of this place. I call everybody "faggie". Why would anybody find that offensive?
## 7407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK I think Oscar would just like if you used "lame" or something like that.
## 7408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's what faggie means!
## 7409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No not really...
## 7410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Apparently you called Oscar "faggie" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
## 7411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
## 7412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
## 7413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Exactly!
## 7414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I mean for real.
## 7415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I know.
## 7416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
## 7417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
## 7418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.
## 7419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
## 7420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Listen man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.
## 7421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it's fine.
## 7422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No. No it's not. I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people "faggie" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know? I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime. And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude.
## 7423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.
## 7424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It explains so much.
## 7425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, I'm not gay. And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... Uh... yeah I'm gay.
## 7426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable.
## 7427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why did I transfer to Stamford? I think that's pretty obvious. I got promoted! And you can't beat that view... right?
## 7428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Big Tuna! You're single right?
## 7429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh-huh, yeah. I am.
## 7430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               She's pretty hot huh? She's completely crazy. Steer clear Big Tuna. Head for open waters.
## 7431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OooOK.
## 7432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OooOK.
## 7433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. ...I don't think any of them actually know my real name.
## 7434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, "Here Comes Treble."
## 7435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber. Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.
## 7436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I can do that.
## 7437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim's nice enough. I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. What is that?
## 7438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
## 7439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Of course.
## 7440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What about Oscar?
## 7441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Absolutely not.
## 7442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, he is.
## 7443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
## 7444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
## 7445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
## 7446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
## 7447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, what about Angela? She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.
## 7448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I really don't think so.
## 7449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't know, I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?
## 7450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 7451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do some research. Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.
## 7452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.
## 7453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's ridiculous.
## 7454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.
## 7455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let's call him and get the website.
## 7456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Definitely.
## 7457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What's gay-dar? Oh, oh, gay-dar, yes! No, uh, I think they have it at Sharper Image. Oh, you know what? I could check for you. No problem. It's sold out! Yeah sorry about that, that's a bummer.
## 7458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, they're sold out.
## 7459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Damn. I'll try Brookstone.
## 7460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I miss that.
## 7461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chicken or fish?
## 7462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chicken.
## 7463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So you havin' a good day?
## 7464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Excellent, thanks.
## 7465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good, glad. OK.
## 7466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding. I got cold feet, a few days before. And I can't really explain it. I just had to get out of that relationship. We still had to pay for all the food. So we froze it. But I'm, I'm doing well. I have my own apartment. I'm taking art classes. And I have lunch for the next five weeks.
## 7467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest. I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.
## 7468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.
## 7469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you.
## 7470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes I'm super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.
## 7471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up. It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He's so talented.
## 7472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK. Who put my calculator in Jello? Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this? Seriously guys, who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I'm gonna lose MY FRICKIN' MIND!
## 7473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
## 7474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I watch the L Word. I watch, Queer as F***, so...
## 7475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's not what it's called.
## 7476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?
## 7477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What? What does that even...
## 7478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.
## 7479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It's not like gay... shame festival.
## 7480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.
## 7481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?
## 7482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     NO!
## 7483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't kn--
## 7484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, it's not possible.
## 7485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Anything's possible.
## 7486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know, imagine... you were gay.
## 7487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!
## 7488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. Do you understand?
## 7489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.
## 7490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Am I the first gay man you ever knew?
## 7491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Trick question! Cause you can't always tell, so... how would I know. Is that the right answer?
## 7492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.
## 7493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, Michael knows Pam. He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.
## 7494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. This is fine. You know what. Gay p0rn, straight p0rn, it's all goooooood! I don't particularly get into this. But uh, you know what. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful.
## 7495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ah damn pop-ups.
## 7496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What are you doing?!
## 7497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Watching some of your friends.
## 7498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right, everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! JUST GET IN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
## 7499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant lame. And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men.
## 7500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We're all homos! Homosapiens. Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are, people. I mean anybody could be gay. Business-men. Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or... accountants. Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here. However you want to do it. Go ahead. Stand up. I'm doing this for you.
## 7501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes I'm gay. And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever. Can I sit down now?
## 7502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 7503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Who should be the judges and juries of our society?
## 7504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Judges and juries!
## 7505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, that's a good point. She has a good point. Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law. I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them. So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey s*x as much as they could. You know? Sounds pretty good, right?
## 7506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 7507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.
## 7508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No one else in this office is gay.
## 7509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What about Phyllis? She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!
## 7510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
## 7511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's great. Congratulations Phyllis. That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing! See? Everybody has a chance!
## 7512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But still, Phyllis, in college? Did you ever experiment with other women? A lot of women do!
## 7513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, you knew me in high school. Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.
## 7514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Right! And I take that as a compliment.
## 7515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---
## 7516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, I just like to look good OK, so ---
## 7517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You sound pretty defensive Michael.
## 7518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero!
## 7519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here.
## 7520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No no no. The only signal that I am sending is
## 7521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.
## 7522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.
## 7523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You misunderstand-- OK. You know what, OK. I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. You ready? I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend ---
## 7524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I would rather not.
## 7525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!
## 7526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, NO! I don't want to touch you, ever consider that? You're ignorant, and insulting, and small!
## 7527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right, um... sorry.
## 7528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael... I'm sorry. That was a good idea. Come on, come on.
## 7529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm sorry I called you faggie. You're not faggie. You're a a good guy.
## 7530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael appears to be gay too. And yet he is my friend. I guess I do have a gay friend.
## 7531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes. I want you to watch this. And I want you to burn this into your brains. Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this. I did it. See. I'm still here. We're all still here.
## 7532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh come on! Dwight! Come on, man!
## 7533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature. But we can't lose the spirit of child like wonder. What is love... anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar... and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?
## 7534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am glad that today spurred social change. That's part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed. ...that's what she said. Or he said.
## 7535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, there's Gill. Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?
## 7536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I was going to quit. But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gill and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
## 7537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "Hope this helps. -Jim" Nice!
## 7538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What are you doing?!
## 7539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Shhh. Don't be scared. It works. ...oh no.
## 7540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam?
## 7541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah?
## 7542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did you see Oprah yesterday?
## 7543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I didn't.
## 7544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I, uh... I am going to be a father.
## 7545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What was Oprah about?
## 7546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.
## 7547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's a really big decision.
## 7548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know.
## 7549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Maybe you should wait before you adopt.
## 7550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well...
## 7551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Or not adopt.
## 7552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just do it, okay?
## 7553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.
## 7554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?
## 7555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.
## 7556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Eight months?
## 7557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.
## 7559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You probably won't.
## 7560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...
## 7561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, Michael.
## 7562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Twenty years.
## 7563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, Michael.
## 7564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thirty.
## 7565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure.
## 7566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's a deal.
## 7567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms.
## 7568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yesh.
## 7569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, fun jeans.
## 7570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Right there. Ah.
## 7571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sign.
## 7572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Per diem.
## 7573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled s*x romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.
## 7574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't be mad, it is a business trip.
## 7575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But I don't understand. It's for managers.
## 7576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.
## 7577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. Are you still there?
## 7578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, Monkey.
## 7579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't "Monkey" me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.
## 7580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." What is... why are there flies in here?
## 7581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?
## 7582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This.
## 7583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You look so pretty.
## 7584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 7585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, I have a date. He's a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I'm kind of nervous. I haven't been on a first date in nine years... probably shouldn't broadcast that.
## 7586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.
## 7587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?
## 7588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.
## 7589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.
## 7590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And your veil.
## 7591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, do it!
## 7592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'll probably just wear this.
## 7593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Really? Okay. Well, word of advice
## 7594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um...
## 7595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um. Okay, um.
## 7596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um.
## 7597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You got that?
## 7598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I got it.
## 7599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Write it down.
## 7600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I got it.
## 7601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um.
## 7602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um.
## 7603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, um, um...
## 7604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There's my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?
## 7605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.
## 7606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That town smells like cheese steaks.
## 7607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That town is full of history!
## 7608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. Creed.
## 7609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?
## 7610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, Michael.
## 7611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, Josh, how ya doing?
## 7612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pretty good.
## 7613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Good to see you. There he is! There's the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product... the progidal... my son returns.
## 7614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like the firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
## 7615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's really good to see you, man.
## 7616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah! Wow, I didn't expect that. It's good to see you too!
## 7617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?
## 7618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, sold about forty thousand.
## 7619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey!
## 7620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Shut up. That's impossible.
## 7621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, it's not. I did. Yep.
## 7622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, I did it too.
## 7623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.
## 7624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So did you hear?
## 7625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam's back on the market again.
## 7627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? She's dating?
## 7628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.
## 7629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So what kind of commissions you get up there?
## 7630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, Dwight. I've missed you so much.
## 7631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're so immature!
## 7632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman.
## 7633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ah.
## 7634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I'm going to look for a place for you at Stamford.
## 7635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, hey!
## 7636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Jan.
## 7637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We all checked in?
## 7638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 7639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Great, let's dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour.
## 7640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay!
## 7642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules.
## 7643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What are you talking about?
## 7644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I'm still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.
## 7645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Step away from me, Michael.
## 7646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you.
## 7647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?
## 7648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-hmm.
## 7649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.
## 7650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This party is going to be awesome.
## 7651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.
## 7652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Check it out.
## 7653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That is crooked on that side.
## 7654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow.
## 7655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey hey!
## 7656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That is a lot of liquor.
## 7657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And a dart board.
## 7659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.
## 7660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.
## 7661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?
## 7662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.
## 7663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.
## 7664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
## 7665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, we should...
## 7666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.
## 7668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll do a shot, Michael.
## 7669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.
## 7670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG.
## 7671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Check it out. Hi, I'm Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin.
## 7672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.
## 7673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 7674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm a huge fan.
## 7675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.
## 7676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You know what? I'm having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.
## 7677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right, maybe. If I can.
## 7678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there?
## 7679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, you cannot.
## 7680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So maybe. See ya.
## 7681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why do they call him The Bus?
## 7682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Because he's afraid to fly.
## 7683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Smile!
## 7684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do you remember me from last year? There's a party in my room, 308, can't miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!
## 7685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.
## 7686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep. Yeah, she's up front.
## 7687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You don't have email on your phone.
## 7688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't have to, I just know. Yes, hello?
## 7689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No one just called you.
## 7690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 7691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care.
## 7692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll see you soon.
## 7693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, stop by later.
## 7694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     See you in a bit. Bye-bye. May I have a moment of your time please?
## 7695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I need you to do something for me.
## 7696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes. Anything.
## 7697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.
## 7698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat.
## 7699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Pam.
## 7700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey! What's up?
## 7701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's, uh... I was... might ask if you wanted...
## 7702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He's not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. Sorry. What's up?
## 7703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, if, uh... um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It's so weird.
## 7704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.
## 7705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there's any known aliases, et cetera.
## 7707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And?
## 7708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He wasn't volunteering today.
## 7709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Business has been pretty crazy around the office.
## 7710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah?
## 7711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.
## 7712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, tell him I say hi.
## 7713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I will call him later with that message.
## 7714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, how is... Toby?
## 7715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?
## 7716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, no, it was... you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to...
## 7717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically.
## 7718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael, it's really not a competition.
## 7719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow.
## 7720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great!
## 7721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Jan, Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip.
## 7722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Whoa. Michael.
## 7723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow, oh my God, thank you.
## 7724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're welcome.
## 7725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Was that your per diem?
## 7726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, that was a different hundred dollar bill.
## 7727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What have you generated, Michael?
## 7728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.
## 7729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What party?
## 7730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The party I'm having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited.
## 7731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, um... Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can't stay on top of you 24/7.
## 7732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.
## 7733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you do that, you're going to have to put out.
## 7734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.
## 7735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.
## 7736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Any messages for 308? All right.
## 7737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey hey, fellers.
## 7738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 7739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, Michael.
## 7740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 7741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.
## 7742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.
## 7743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't think so.
## 7744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.
## 7745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Fine! All right.
## 7746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay! Excellent. Oh...
## 7747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Keep the wing flaps.
## 7748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Shut it. Hey, Pam, what's up? Yep, yech... no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. Say hi to Pam!
## 7749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hi, Pam.
## 7750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. Pam says hi. Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye.
## 7751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You first.
## 7752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on. Nice try, Josh!
## 7753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and... okay. Double or nothing.
## 7754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Or what? We didn't bet anything, Michael.
## 7755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, let's...
## 7756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, we should go.
## 7757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on!
## 7758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We gotta go.
## 7759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Come on!
## 7760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh... we'll do it later.
## 7761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?
## 7762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fine.
## 7763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.
## 7764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is so true. Ready?
## 7765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for.
## 7766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 7767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sorry, my meeting ran late.
## 7768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 7769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill.
## 7770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         They're exclusive with Staples.
## 7771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products.
## 7772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes! Ha!
## 7773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, Michael, I underestimated you.
## 7774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.
## 7775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight's room key. And... Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.
## 7776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      D?
## 7777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call... well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!
## 7778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.
## 7779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, great.
## 7780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't want ketchup.
## 7781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.
## 7782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So how do you come up with your cartoons?
## 7783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I just, uh... I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them.
## 7784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You dream in cartoons? How fun!
## 7785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.
## 7786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I thought there was a party in here.
## 7787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is the party.
## 7788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is room 308?
## 7789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Party central! So, what can I do you for? All right.
## 7790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels.
## 7791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Huh.
## 7792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Freedom fries for the table.
## 7793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Freedom fries. Yeah.
## 7794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, "Don't be edgy." But I don't know any other way. Yeah, you get it.
## 7795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan.
## 7796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I'll let you pick my brain.
## 7797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     More freedom fries.
## 7798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's great.
## 7800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 7801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I went on a date. It wasn't a love connection, um... I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.
## 7802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael. Am I the first to arrive?
## 7803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  People have been filtering in and out.
## 7804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can I get a drink?
## 7805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can I get a drink?
## 7807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sure. You like Cosmos?
## 7808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?
## 7810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael...
## 7811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales... I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that's just...
## 7812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. You're a good boss. You're a great boss.
## 7813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm not better than Josh.
## 7814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, it's not about... I transferred because of Pam.
## 7815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my God. You don't even know. She's single now.
## 7816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, I just... I heard something about that. It's just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.
## 7817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her.
## 7818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nope, that's okay.
## 7819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's all right.
## 7821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I will. I'll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling.
## 7822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah. Okay, maybe.
## 7823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Are we early?
## 7824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out.
## 7825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 7826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Evan, this is Jim.
## 7827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How are you?
## 7828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, uh... Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim.
## 7829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?
## 7830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you guys work together?
## 7831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, we used to. Now we're friends.
## 7832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Best friends.
## 7833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Some people need dozens of friends to say, "Hey, look at me, I'm popular." But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship, it... it can't be forced. It should just come about effortlessly.
## 7834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? Ha, ha, ha.
## 7835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ha, ha, ha, ha.
## 7836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whoa. What are those stains?
## 7837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Blood, urine, or semen.
## 7838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, God, I hope it's urine.
## 7839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ahhhhhhhhh. I'm hungry.
## 7840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!
## 7841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
## 7842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Take a seat down there. Second from the end.
## 7843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alright, everybody here? Yes.
## 7844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Popcorn anyone?
## 7845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes pleeeeease! Thank yooouuu!
## 7846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Anyone else? Nooo.
## 7847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.
## 7848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Entourage!
## 7849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?
## 7850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes!
## 7851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why him?
## 7852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't whine. Get the window.
## 7853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Previously on Varsity Blues...
## 7854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...
## 7855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 7856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.
## 7857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't approve. I don't.
## 7858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 7859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!
## 7860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How would a movie increase productivity Michael? How on earth would it do that?
## 7861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             People work faster after...
## 7862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Magically?
## 7863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.
## 7864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 7865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Kitchen.
## 7866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.
## 7867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's not going to happen.
## 7868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know she has it out for him now.
## 7869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's not his fault! He had to follow his heart!
## 7870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.
## 7871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight, you should be running this office.
## 7872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael would never let me...
## 7873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.
## 7874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I could never do that!
## 7875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!
## 7876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
## 7877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.
## 7878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here.
## 7879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kelly really likes to online shop. Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes. I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.
## 7880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 7881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I love it!
## 7882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? I don't know.
## 7883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.
## 7884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not at work, I'll try it on---
## 7885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
## 7886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...noooo
## 7887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
## 7888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why did you do that?!
## 7889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.
## 7890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We're on the German team. Shoot the Brittish.
## 7891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wait, are we playing teams?
## 7892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               WAH! GAH!
## 7894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello?
## 7895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is this Jan?
## 7896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who is this?
## 7897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
## 7898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
## 7899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's about Michael.
## 7900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What about him?
## 7901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
## 7902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's not about a surprise party is it?
## 7903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, but we should discuss that another time.
## 7904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
## 7905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
## 7906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How do you know I like that store?
## 7907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
## 7908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How do you know that?
## 7909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Part of my job.
## 7910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No it's not. It's officially not.
## 7911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ...noted.
## 7912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm going... to the dentist.
## 7913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 7914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have to have an emergency crown put in.
## 7915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ouchy.
## 7916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone... three hours.
## 7917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Three hours, wow. Have fun.
## 7918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you get anything good?
## 7919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 7920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                New blouse? Halter top? Camisole? Teddy?
## 7921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can save the branch.
## 7922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 7923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   If you let me run it.
## 7924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 7925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Ok" I can run it?
## 7926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What would you do differently?
## 7927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Mostly get rid of waste. Which is half the people there. And clean house. Right here. It's all for me. Thank you.
## 7928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
## 7929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all, on the table. I want... the branch. And I await your decision.
## 7930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, by the way. There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
## 7931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where is it?
## 7932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael.
## 7933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 7934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.
## 7935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh. That's nice.
## 7936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, it wasn't. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.
## 7937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...what?
## 7938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Mm-hmm.
## 7939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...you were at the dentist?
## 7940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can't have people undermining you. Get control of your branch immediately.
## 7941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok.
## 7942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What was Dwight thinking? That he could turn Jan against me? She's my ex-lover! ...ish.
## 7943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Woooooow.
## 7944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's so sexy. You look so hot.
## 7945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's really something.
## 7946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's too much.
## 7947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 7948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm gonna return it.
## 7949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.
## 7950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 7951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 7952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You look nice.
## 7953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 7954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Isn't that like your third soda today?
## 7955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company. Ok, see you next week. Bye. Again?
## 7956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Scared?
## 7957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Call of Duty!
## 7958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?
## 7959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now?
## 7960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes now.
## 7961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Put the game on hold everyone.
## 7962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is not working, ok? We are getting slaughtered out there.
## 7963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's the new guy.
## 7964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, I'm sorry I don't know... what we're talking about...
## 7965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        See what I mean?
## 7966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We just need a strategy, ok? We're going to set up a trap in the gun room. All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?
## 7967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um, sniper rifle?
## 7968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 SNIPE--
## 7969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   WHAT?
## 7970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    JIM!
## 7971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Are you playing for the other team?!
## 7972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You don't snipe in Carrington, ok?
## 7973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Saboteur!
## 7974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Andy, it's not---
## 7975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game--- the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.
## 7976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey Dwight.
## 7977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 7978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do you want an M&M?
## 7979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No thanks I'm stuffed.
## 7980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No seriously. You should have an M&M, they're really good.
## 7981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...ok.
## 7982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They're good, huh?
## 7983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...so good.
## 7984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey. I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put in.
## 7985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so...
## 7986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sounds like a good dentist.
## 7987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, yeah.
## 7988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's his name?
## 7989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Crentist.
## 7990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Your dentist's name is Crentist.
## 7991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yep.
## 7992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.
## 7993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Maybe that's why he became a dentist.
## 7994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Let me see your teeth. Let me see 'em. Let me see 'em.
## 7995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ahh. Aaaah.
## 7996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You should... floss.
## 7997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know...
## 7998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well then... I am glad you're ok.
## 7999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Business is like a jungle. And I... am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.
## 8000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?
## 8001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow, this is tough.
## 8002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohhhh. Arrrgggh!
## 8004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is it?
## 8005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I just got off the phone with Jan. And um... she demoted me.
## 8006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 8007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!
## 8008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Gahh!
## 8009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
## 8010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't believe this news. That--- wow.
## 8011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know. I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it... because you've always been so loyal to me. You've been my most trusted ally.
## 8012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You said that?
## 8013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yep, I did. I did. But I think... you should do it.
## 8014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well... Gosh, if you think I should. Then I will.
## 8015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Perfect, well, we're settled.
## 8016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 8017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right. Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.
## 8018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Assistant to the regional manager. Thank you Michael, for staying on. I really appreciate it.
## 8019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ohh..
## 8020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey... I can't imagine this place without you.
## 8021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Can't you? That's so nice.
## 8022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well... I guess we should go tell the troops.
## 8023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. Ok let's do it.
## 8024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, hi, hello. Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. I... am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight.
## 8025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You're kidding...
## 8026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.
## 8027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Congratulations Dwight.
## 8028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thank you Angela.
## 8029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But... why Dwight?
## 8030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Because, Dwight... never lies.
## 8031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              How does that qualify him to run a branch?
## 8032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Because that's all it takes.
## 8033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody... about loyalty?
## 8034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank you Michael. I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black! With ferocity!
## 8035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, what will you do?
## 8036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, I'll be fine.
## 8037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you have any savings?
## 8038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, I don't, but---
## 8039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, you might lose your condo.
## 8040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I... won't. I won't.
## 8041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.
## 8042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Maybe I'll quit.
## 8043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's really happening!
## 8044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 8045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We can make a difference here.
## 8046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I, will, make a difference here.
## 8047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You alone? Because I thought together we could---
## 8048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh please, don't be naive. But you can be in charge of the women.
## 8049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.
## 8050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm sorry what are you whispering about?
## 8051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.
## 8052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm trying---
## 8053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just tap S then D.
## 8054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 8055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Any... last words? No?
## 8056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow. Psychopath.
## 8058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm just looking.
## 8060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please go back to your desk.
## 8061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            In a minute.
## 8062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.
## 8063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.
## 8064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No thank you.
## 8065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.
## 8066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No thanks.
## 8067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Not my style.
## 8069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But you said you liked it. You've always admired it.
## 8070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.
## 8071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Take it back.
## 8072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No.
## 8073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's my car.
## 8074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What did you---
## 8075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THAT'S MY CAR.
## 8076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 8077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.
## 8078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You know what?
## 8079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jan called me about your little meeting!
## 8080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No!
## 8081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know, what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.
## 8082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.
## 8083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh do you? Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you, Dwight?
## 8084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't fire me. Please.
## 8085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!
## 8086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!
## 8087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not. Good. Enough!
## 8088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!
## 8089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have a laundry machine!
## 8090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm sorry! I'll do anything, I swear.
## 8091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
## 8092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael. What can I do? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?
## 8093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can get up. Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch.
## 8094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.
## 8095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 8096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 8097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yep. Yeah, we hugged it out. But, it turns out, I was still a little angry. So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.
## 8098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?
## 8099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, no thanks, I'm good.
## 8100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, it's okay, I'm going down.
## 8101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um... Yeah, absolutely.
## 8102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All right, I'll be right back.
## 8103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whoo!
## 8104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There you go.
## 8105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Awesome!
## 8106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you.
## 8107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're welcome.
## 8108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?
## 8109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Don't mind if I do. See you in a minute.
## 8110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. Whoo!
## 8111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There you go, fresh from the warehouse.
## 8112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?
## 8113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.
## 8114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.
## 8115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Yes, it's better. It's great.
## 8116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right. Okay.
## 8117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.
## 8118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   With cream and sugar?
## 8119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right.
## 8120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.
## 8121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oookay. Let me see if I have his cell. Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan? Or does somebody miss me?
## 8122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, Ed died over the weekend.
## 8123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, wow.
## 8124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Attention, everybody. I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first. My old boss Ed Truck has died.
## 8125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news! You must feel so sad.
## 8126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes, I am. It's very sad. Because he was my boss.
## 8127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's a shame. Ed was a good guy.
## 8128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's right, you worked with him. So did Creed. Well, I'll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by. Cheer me up.
## 8129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So did you hear the news?
## 8130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The news that you just announced? That Ed died?
## 8131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 8132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Is there anything I can do?
## 8133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really? It's... pssssh... . He was almost 70. Circle of life.
## 8134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 8135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 8136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh. Okay.
## 8137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Mmmmmm.
## 8138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay.
## 8139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What's going on with Fairfield County schools? Karen, did you generate that price list?
## 8140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, shoot. Uh, I will. Sorry.
## 8141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, just get it done. Jim, will you make sure?
## 8142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh yeah, definitely.
## 8143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Suck up! Josh, did you hear what I said?
## 8144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you, everyone.
## 8145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dammit.
## 8146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's up?
## 8147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, nothing. They're just out of Herr's chips.
## 8148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh.
## 8149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But don't worry about it. My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.
## 8150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmm, that's where you're wrong. I'm your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we're not doing anything until you get the chips that you require. So, I think we should go get some. Now, please.
## 8151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
## 8152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. Must really have you thinkin'.
## 8153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             About what?
## 8154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.
## 8155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ed was decapitated.
## 8156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 8158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.
## 8159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh my God.
## 8160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.
## 8161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
## 8162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're thinking of a chicken.
## 8163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What did I say?
## 8164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry. Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him.
## 8165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, I'm not exactly sure how to say this...
## 8166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ed was decapitated.
## 8167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What are you doing?
## 8168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You said you didn't know how to say it.
## 8169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't... he was driving on the road and he went under a truck. And that's when his head was separated from the rest of him. And I will let you know more as soon as I find out.
## 8170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey.
## 8171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi.
## 8172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.
## 8173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I do not wanna talk about this.
## 8174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
## 8175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.
## 8176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I understand how you feel, Michael. I really do. So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?
## 8177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.
## 8178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, what would you suggest?
## 8179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               A statue.
## 8180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Of Ed?
## 8181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 8182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm not sure that's realistic.
## 8183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.
## 8184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, that's not---
## 8185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...
## 8186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That is not a statue, that is a robot.
## 8187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
## 8188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And how big do you want this robot?
## 8189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Life-size.
## 8190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.
## 8191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What the hell are you two talking about?
## 8192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.
## 8193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what, Michael? I've really tried with you today...
## 8194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mm hm.
## 8195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...and I have to get back to work.
## 8196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh do you? You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.
## 8197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.
## 8198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But Ed truck can't because he is---
## 8199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Goodbye.
## 8200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   DEAD.
## 8201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.
## 8202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's perfect.
## 8203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, that is a "no" on the on the West Side Market.
## 8204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?
## 8205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow. Never pegged you for a quitter.
## 8206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.
## 8207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really?
## 8208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, all day.
## 8209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.
## 8210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.
## 8211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did you check the vending machine?
## 8212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?
## 8213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I have no idea. We went right for the copier.
## 8214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mm.
## 8215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And then we checked the fax machine.
## 8216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, nothing there.
## 8217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Did you check your... butt?
## 8218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oohh... can you imagine how much blood there was? If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception. Probably get on Pam.
## 8219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay that's enough.
## 8220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We do not wanna hear about this.
## 8222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, you know what? I didn't wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can't stop picturing it. He leaves work, he's on his way home... wham! His cappa is detated from his head!
## 8223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You have just spit on my face.
## 8224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, you know what? There's something wrong with you. There is something wrong with everybody in here. Because we have lost a member of our family and you don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!
## 8225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad. And that's hard. And it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.
## 8226                       I am going to throw you this ball. When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged. Let me just start. Let me show you how this works. I catch the ball. I lost Ed Truck. And... it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.
## 8227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam. There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.
## 8228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, fine. Hurry back.
## 8229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the "grief counseling" session.
## 8230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh. I would like a break.
## 8231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How are you likin' the new car?
## 8232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Great.
## 8233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah? Sure is small. Got airbags?
## 8234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.
## 8235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you? Yeah.
## 8236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hi, yeah. This is Mike from the West Side Market. Well, we get a shipment of Herr's salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't ... . yeah. You have 'em in the warehouse. Great. What is my store number... six. Wait, no. I'll call you back. Shut up.
## 8237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Six?
## 8238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, we can start. Um...
## 8239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You waited for me?
## 8240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. Pam, you're a member of this family. So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?
## 8241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I got it. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
## 8242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else.
## 8243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nope.
## 8244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, yes Stanley. Come on. Your turn, you have to go.
## 8245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I will NOT.
## 8246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay... I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.
## 8247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.
## 8248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow. If you wanna cry, that's okay.
## 8249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks. Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all... took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.
## 8250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do you want to talk about it anymore?
## 8251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.
## 8252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Me, me, me, me, me me. Yes. Okay, um. I was trying to throw this party once. And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so...
## 8253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wait a second. That's Weekend at Bernie's. Do you think that this is a game?
## 8254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, there is a ball.
## 8255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, we're starting over.
## 8256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I'm done.
## 8257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You are not leaving. No! We are not done.
## 8258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We really have a lot of work to do right now.
## 8259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. Well, you know what? The guy who had my job has died. And nobody cares! And he sat at my desk.
## 8260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, look. I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life. I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die. And I had to keep going.
## 8261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How do you know?
## 8262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What?
## 8263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That that bird was dead? Did you check its breathing?
## 8264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It was obvious...
## 8265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Was its heart beating, Toby? Did you check it? No, of course you didn't. You're not a veterinarian. You don't know ANYTHING!
## 8266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael! Michael. Michael ...
## 8267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, God!
## 8268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh...
## 8269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my God! Oh my God, come on ...
## 8270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Poor little fella.
## 8271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh shhhh--oot!
## 8272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He is a goner.
## 8273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, he's not.
## 8274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 8275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, he's not.
## 8276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!
## 8277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, you can't get diseases from a bird!
## 8278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!
## 8279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We don't know if it's dead.
## 8280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ugh, no that thing is dead.
## 8281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You want me to flush him?
## 8282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Attention everybody. This will only take a second of your time. Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird.
## 8283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have a lot of work to do.
## 8284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith. But that is what you do when things die. You honor them. Toby killed this bird. And now we are going to honor it.
## 8285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But...
## 8286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, no! That's enough! You know what? This bird is dead. He died alone. The least you can do is be there for him now. Find a box for him.
## 8287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.
## 8288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nice!
## 8289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.
## 8290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Sounded good.
## 8291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks.
## 8292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 8293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's okay. It's okay. Shh... yes, I know, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.
## 8294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan for him to know that we have a date tonight?
## 8295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Argh... gah!
## 8296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What are... What are you doing?
## 8297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What? No, this is about the right size.
## 8298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, God, no it's not! What is the matter with you? Is that the beak!?
## 8299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm sorry, I grew up on a farm. We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon. My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. It would have fit if he had given me another minute.
## 8300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I need a box. I need a box. A small box... not too confining.
## 8301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is it for the bird?
## 8302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah.
## 8303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have it covered.
## 8304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, thank you.
## 8305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you wanna do something for the funeral...
## 8306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, please.
## 8307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.
## 8308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excellent.
## 8309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you have it with you?
## 8310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Always.
## 8311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.
## 8312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Where'd you find them?
## 8313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Where'd I find what?
## 8314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door.
## 8315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Glad you could all make it.
## 8316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You told us we had to.
## 8317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dwight, do you have the box?
## 8318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Actually, I have it.
## 8319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You made this? Wow. That's... that's very nice.
## 8320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it. And I remember thinking "I'm a little too old for this." And I was five.
## 8321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.
## 8322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes.
## 8323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What do we know about this bird? You might think, "Not much. It's just a bird." But we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.
## 8324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I remember that. That was SO funny.
## 8325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And we know how he died. Flying into the glass doors. But you know what? I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.
## 8326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He's not a songbird.
## 8327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Shhh.
## 8328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             An impression, then. Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone. Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much. He will not be forgotten.
## 8329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Amen.
## 8330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
## 8331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Just smile for me and let the day begin. You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...
## 8332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
## 8333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Let's get back to work.
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## 1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?
## 2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...
## 3                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?
## 4                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.
## 5                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.
## 6                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [on the phone] Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. [quick cut scene] All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. [hangs up] That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... [Clears throat] So that's the way it's done.
## 7                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?
## 8                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well. I don't know.
## 9                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]
## 10                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What?
## 11                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Any messages?
## 12                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, yeah. Just a fax.
## 13                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.
## 14                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You haven't told me.
## 15                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.
## 16                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    People say I am the best boss. They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious." "And you get the best out of us." [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.
## 17                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [singing] Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming] I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming]
## 18                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.
## 19                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whassup!
## 20                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Whassup! I still love that after seven years.
## 21                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whassup!
## 22                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whassup!
## 23                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whass...up!
## 24                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whassup.
## 25                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Strains, grunts] What?
## 26                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nothing.
## 27                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       OK. All right. See you later.
## 28                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right. Take care.
## 29                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Back to work.
## 30                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.
## 31                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.
## 32                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?
## 33                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um... Me no get an agenda.
## 34                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What? I'm sorry?
## 35                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I didn't get any agenda.
## 36                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.
## 37                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? I didn't... [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?
## 38                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, yeah, the one...
## 39                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?
## 40                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.
## 41                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.
## 42                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you want to look at mine?
## 43                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.
## 44                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.
## 45                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK...
## 46                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, don't panic.
## 47                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.
## 48                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.
## 49                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!
## 50                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.
## 51                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK. No problem.
## 52                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.
## 53                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?
## 54                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Question. How long do we have to... [Telephone rings] Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?
## 55                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Go ahead.
## 56                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Packman.
## 57                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, you big queen.
## 58                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, that's not appropriate.
## 59                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?
## 60                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, I don't know what you mean.
## 61                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?
## 62                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.
## 63                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.
## 64                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. [zips his lips] Like that.
## 65                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So what does downsizing actually mean?
## 66                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well...
## 67                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.
## 68                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.
## 69                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, it'll be you.
## 70                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have an important question for you.
## 71                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes?
## 72                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?
## 73                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.
## 74                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
## 75                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey.
## 76                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey.
## 77                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is Mr. Scott.
## 78                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Guilty! Guilty as charged!
## 79                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.
## 80                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.
## 81                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yup.
## 82                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! [hold hand up for a high five] Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler. [Continues with cod German]
## 83                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.
## 84                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
## 85                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?
## 86                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What?
## 87                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What are you doing?
## 88                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.
## 89                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's not on your desk.
## 90                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.
## 91                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can't do that.
## 92                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why not?
## 93                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.
## 94                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [crosses fingers] We'll see. [Dwight begins smashing pencils with his phone] This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.
## 95                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Downsizing?
## 96                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
## 97                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You just still have these messages from yesterday.
## 98                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. [Imitating Six-Million Dollar Man sound effect]
## 99                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What?
## 100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.
## 101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't we all?
## 102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry?
## 103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nothing.
## 104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional. [Sighs]
## 105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. [Imitating a PA] Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.
## 106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.
## 107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.
## 108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.
## 109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Assistant to the Regional Manager.
## 110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?
## 111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.
## 112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can't you just tell us.
## 113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?
## 114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You don't know what it is. [Laughs]
## 115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.
## 116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't need your permission.
## 117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Go ahead.
## 118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.
## 119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.
## 120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?
## 121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not gonna happen.
## 122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It could be out of your hands Michael.
## 123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.
## 124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Can you promise that?
## 125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             On his mother's grave.
## 126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No.
## 127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What?
## 128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.
## 129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's just that we need to know.
## 130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.
## 131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.
## 132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Are you sure about that?
## 133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.
## 134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam, information is power.
## 135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?
## 136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.
## 137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.
## 138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um... [Laughs]
## 139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.
## 140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What's up? Nice to meet you.
## 141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Introduce yourself. Be polite.
## 142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
## 143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.
## 144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.
## 145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's his profit.
## 146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.
## 147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Damn it! Jim!
## 148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?
## 149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He put my stuff in Jell-O again.
## 150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [Laughing]
## 151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.
## 152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.
## 153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What is that?
## 154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That is my stapler.
## 155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
## 156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK you know what, you can be a witness. [points to Ryan] Can you reprimand him?
## 157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How do you know it was me?
## 158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?
## 159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Discipline. Kinky! [Laughs] All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.
## 160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.
## 162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.
## 163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [Laughing] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.
## 164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You should've put him in custardy.
## 165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.
## 166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.
## 167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.
## 168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?
## 169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.
## 171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So when are we going out?
## 172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tonight, hopefully.
## 173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK. Yeah.
## 174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, man.
## 175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What's going on?
## 176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, baby.
## 177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.
## 179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?
## 180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.
## 181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.
## 182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.
## 183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.
## 184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, yeah.
## 185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... What's in the bag?
## 186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just tell her I'll talk to her later.
## 187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.
## 188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding? [scratches head]
## 189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. [Knock at door] Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?
## 190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?
## 192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right.
## 193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...
## 194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You got a fax.
## 195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.
## 196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What? Why?
## 197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why? Well, theft and stealing.
## 198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?
## 199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Post-it Notes.
## 200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?
## 201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.
## 202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Are you serious?
## 203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. I am.
## 204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.
## 205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.
## 206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.
## 207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're a jerk.
## 208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't know about that.
## 209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, "Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?" Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
## 210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    How are things?
## 213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...
## 214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?
## 215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's better, thanks.
## 216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Good. Good.
## 217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's great
## 219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Is...?
## 220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah?
## 221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um... Are you...
## 222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Am I walking out?
## 223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes.
## 224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes, I... Do you want to...
## 225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Great. Let me just...
## 227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [Car horn honking] Oh, Roy.
## 228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.
## 229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. [looks at camera] You know what, just come here.
## 230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?
## 231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, I'm all set, thanks.
## 232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.
## 233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.
## 234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, "100% post-consumer content." What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.
## 235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do you really have to do that right now?
## 236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.
## 237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.
## 238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Retaliation. Tit for tit.
## 239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That is not the expression.
## 240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, it should be.
## 241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?
## 242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Solitaire?
## 243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, Freecell.
## 244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Six on seven.
## 245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I know. I saw that.
## 246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So then, why didn't you do it?
## 247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.
## 248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who doesn't love that?
## 249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?
## 250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right.
## 251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Did you have a good weekend going there?
## 252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It was fine.
## 253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar---
## 254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Martinez.
## 255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!
## 256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Great. We're all set.
## 257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?
## 258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.
## 259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.
## 260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.
## 261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.
## 262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!
## 263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.
## 264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.
## 265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.
## 266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Exactly, were not...
## 267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.
## 268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    With tolerance.
## 269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. With more ignorance.
## 270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ignorance.
## 271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.
## 272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let's celebrate.
## 273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Right. OK.
## 274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?
## 275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...
## 276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.
## 277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have two. White and Indian.
## 278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?
## 279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes.
## 280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.
## 281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.
## 283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A few of the ground rules?
## 284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.
## 285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK, can we steer away from gay people?
## 286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um...
## 287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.
## 288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, we only have an hour.
## 289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I figured it would save time.
## 290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...
## 291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mr. Brown.
## 292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.
## 293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.
## 294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?
## 295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.
## 296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.
## 297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.
## 298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK, I will play guy listening.
## 299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?
## 300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I remember.
## 301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.
## 302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.
## 304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.
## 305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... [As Chris Rock] Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep] I take care of my kid!
## 306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wait a second.
## 307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!
## 308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stop it!
## 309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?
## 310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.
## 311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.
## 312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?
## 313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.
## 314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.
## 316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.
## 317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We all have a hero in our heart.
## 318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.
## 319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [Clears throat] I don't think I can sign this.
## 320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can't leave until you do.
## 321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?
## 322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, can I talk to you candidly?
## 323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure.
## 324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.
## 325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.
## 326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.
## 327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, well I know. You told me that several times.
## 328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.
## 329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
## 331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.
## 332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't worry about dating.
## 333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I won't.
## 334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK. Thank you.
## 335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, yeah.
## 336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness..." Open-mindedness, is that even a word? "...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." [Laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that.
## 337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.
## 338                                                                                                "I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart." I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, "Mr. Brown," he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.
## 339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.
## 340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]
## 341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Get out.
## 342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry.
## 343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.
## 344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [on the tape] Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
## 345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?
## 346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [/b]
## 347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.
## 348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It was kind of hard to hear.
## 349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...
## 350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have a customer meeting.
## 351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.
## 352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What part Native American?
## 353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Two fifteenths.
## 354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.
## 355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.
## 356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.
## 357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, yeah...
## 358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.
## 359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow.
## 360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           My parents were Mexican.
## 361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?
## 362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Thank... Yeah...
## 363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?
## 364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mexican isn't offensive.
## 365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, it has certain connotations.
## 366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Like what?
## 367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Like... I don't... I don't know.
## 368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What connotations, Michael? You meant something.
## 369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. Now, remember that honesty...
## 370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm just curious.
## 371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ...empathy, respect... [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!
## 372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hello? Hello?
## 373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.
## 374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...
## 375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh this is a good one.
## 376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um, hi. How are you?
## 377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fine. How are you?
## 378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Great.
## 379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Push it.
## 380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I admire your culture's success in America.
## 381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you.
## 382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.
## 383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Who am I supposed to be?
## 384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.
## 385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.
## 386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.
## 387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's nice, Dwight.
## 388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.
## 389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK, I like your food.
## 390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate!
## 391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam, come on. "I like your food." Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.
## 392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
## 393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, man, am I a woman?
## 394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.
## 395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What are you watching?
## 396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chappelle's Show.
## 397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Really?
## 398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.
## 399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No way. I think she likes this stuff.
## 400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great. She's cute, huh?
## 401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...
## 402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.
## 403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, yeah. She's hot.
## 404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You wanna go to the beach?
## 407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure.
## 408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You wanna get high?
## 409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No.
## 410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I think you do, mon.
## 411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stop...
## 412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.
## 413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you?
## 414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I just had the longest meeting.
## 415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [slap!]
## 416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.
## 417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.
## 418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.
## 419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Itialian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti.
## 420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.
## 421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's collard greens.
## 422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What?
## 423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's collard greens.
## 424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.
## 425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim's shoulder] Um... Hey.
## 426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [stirs] Mmmm.
## 427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey.
## 428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh.
## 429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We can go.
## 430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sorry.
## 431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's fine.
## 432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh... Not a bad day.
## 433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.
## 434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not making any copies.
## 435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.
## 436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nothing new.
## 437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lay them on me. What?
## 438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There's nothing new.
## 439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's not what you said earlier.
## 440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [nods toward camera]
## 441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.
## 442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, which health plan have you decided on?
## 443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.
## 444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?
## 445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.
## 446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.
## 447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.
## 448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael.
## 449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You gotta crack these things open.
## 450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.
## 451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.
## 452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's your job. So...
## 453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.
## 454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael... maybe... I mean...
## 455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    There, there...
## 456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.
## 457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [scoffs] When have you ever done that?
## 458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm doing it right now. To you.
## 459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?
## 460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No. I have a life.
## 461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Interesting, what's that like?
## 462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You should try it sometime.
## 463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...
## 464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [laughs]... your problem.
## 465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.
## 466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.
## 467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Gosh.
## 468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah!
## 469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.
## 470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Really?
## 471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?
## 472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.
## 473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.
## 474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
## 475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
## 476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.
## 477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.
## 478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.
## 479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.
## 480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nope, you cannot use it.
## 481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.
## 482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Temporary workspace. You can use it.
## 483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you.
## 484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.
## 485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.
## 486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
## 487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.
## 488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?
## 490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are you?
## 491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?
## 492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...
## 493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.
## 494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No you're not.
## 495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?
## 496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.
## 498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Still no one calling.
## 499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight, what...
## 500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.
## 501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It says "workspace".
## 502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Same thing.
## 503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If it's the same thing, then why did you write "workspace"?
## 504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.
## 505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You are not my superior.
## 506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh gee, then why do I have an office?
## 507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I thought it was a workspace?
## 508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?
## 509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes. And my decision in final.
## 510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.
## 511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.
## 512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You cut more than you had to, didn't you?
## 513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure.
## 514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?
## 515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.
## 516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.
## 517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
## 518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
## 519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So I can lower it.
## 520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         He literally won't come out of his office.
## 521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.
## 522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Kevin! That's inappropriate.
## 523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, can I talk to you?
## 524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?
## 525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?
## 526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ah, what? Which memo?
## 527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.
## 528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is it a good plan?
## 529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.
## 530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's like a pay decrease.
## 531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, he made huge cuts.
## 532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?
## 533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, you said...
## 534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?
## 535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can handle that.
## 536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?
## 537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is not good.
## 538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?
## 539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What was that?
## 540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.
## 541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you guys talking about?
## 542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nothing, Kevin.
## 543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, "Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I... love him.
## 544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.
## 545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.
## 546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.
## 547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Workspace.
## 548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.
## 549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where are you going?
## 550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. [Giggles] Couldn't find the knob.
## 551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.
## 552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?
## 553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...
## 554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.
## 555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm inventing new diseases.
## 556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, great.
## 557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
## 558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.
## 559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nice.
## 560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you.
## 561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [on his cell phone] Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.
## 562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.
## 563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.
## 564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.
## 565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So it's not a free fall?
## 566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's an industrial coal elevator.
## 567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?
## 568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?
## 569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Damnit! Damnit Jim!
## 570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.
## 571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What are you talking about?
## 572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.
## 573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
## 574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.
## 575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You did this, didn't you?
## 576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Absolutely not.
## 577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes you did.
## 578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No I didn't.
## 579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!
## 580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Killer nanorobots?
## 581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's an epidemic.
## 582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. [reads off of paper] "Count Choculitis"
## 583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sounds tough.
## 584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
## 585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do you?
## 586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I think you need to confess...
## 587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mmm hmm.
## 588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ...the fact...
## 589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yep.
## 590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What are you doing? Those are my keys.
## 591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Good luck. [closes door and locks it]
## 592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let... [Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley]
## 593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [looks at keys, continues talking on phone] ...the light green or green...
## 594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [answering phone] Jim Halpert.
## 595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let me out.
## 596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who is this?
## 597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let me out or you're fired.
## 598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, you can't fire me.
## 599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.
## 600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep. [presses button on phone]] Jim Halpert.
## 601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [on phone] Hey, Jim. It's Pam.
## 602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey Pam! How are you?
## 603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim! Open the door!
## 604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Good, how are you? Busy?
## 605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?
## 606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim!
## 607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
## 608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, not at all.
## 609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You don't have anything you're doing?
## 610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I have nothing to do.
## 611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim!
## 612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.
## 613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim!
## 614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh yeah?
## 615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I might go to the mall.
## 616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The mall?
## 617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim!
## 618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I need new shoes.
## 619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?
## 620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hello?
## 621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.
## 622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is Jan.
## 623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.
## 624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who is this?
## 625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight Schrute.
## 626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        From sales?
## 627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well...
## 628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Where's Michael Scott?
## 629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.
## 630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?
## 631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.
## 632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Really?
## 633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.
## 635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?
## 636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.
## 637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your... [dial tone]
## 638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.
## 639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...
## 640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.
## 641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, thanks.
## 642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There you go.
## 643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.
## 644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.
## 645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael. Michael?
## 646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [under his breath] Oh, Christ.
## 647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.
## 648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.
## 649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What about confidentiality?
## 650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted pen1s.
## 651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Could you mean v*g1n*? Because if you do, I want that covered.
## 652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I thought your v*g1n* was removed during your hysterectomy?
## 653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A uterus is different from a v*g1n*. I still have a v*g1n*.
## 654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? a**l fissures?
## 655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's a real thing.
## 656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, but no one here has it.
## 657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Someone has it.
## 658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you think we should go ?
## 659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... [spots Michael through the blinds] There he is.
## 660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What is he doing?
## 661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't know.
## 662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well?
## 663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, what? You could be referring to anything.
## 664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK, the health care plan.
## 665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.
## 666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?
## 667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I most certainly did not.
## 668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? [looks at watch] Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.
## 669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What about the surprise?
## 670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?
## 671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We all think you don't have a surprise.
## 672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!
## 673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.
## 674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [clapping hands] God, yeah... Ah! This...
## 675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] "Hi. I'm Mork from Ork." Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.
## 676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.
## 677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael!?
## 678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! God. Dwight, come on...
## 679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?
## 680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There's no downsizing.
## 681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?
## 682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.
## 683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, so I don't have to worry?
## 684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?
## 685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But there's no downsizing, so just don't...
## 686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?
## 687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.
## 688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired." [as Donald Trump] "You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed." It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. [as Donald Trump] "You're foir-ed." I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, "You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want." But that's unrealistic, so...
## 689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.
## 690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why'd you do this?
## 691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?
## 692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?
## 693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Who is it? Who's the birthday?
## 694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.
## 695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Next person on the...
## 696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh.
## 697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...calendar.
## 698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.
## 699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!
## 700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But it's not until next month.
## 701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.
## 702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You still want to have a party?
## 703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!
## 704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.
## 705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.
## 706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What?
## 707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.
## 708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.
## 709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah?
## 710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What color do you guys think?
## 711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...
## 712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How about green?
## 713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I think green is kind of whoreish.
## 714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
## 715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!
## 716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.
## 717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...
## 718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...
## 719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It is... her birthday.
## 720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?
## 721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.
## 722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?
## 723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Absolutely, I do.
## 724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...
## 725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.
## 726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Did you get your tickets?
## 727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           To what?
## 728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The gun show. [Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his bicep]
## 729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says "No, Jim, here's a way."
## 730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.
## 731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       An alliance?
## 732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh yeah.
## 733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What does that even mean?
## 734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.
## 735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.
## 736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?
## 737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Did you tell Pam about the alliance?
## 738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What? No.
## 739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just now.
## 740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.
## 741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Right, that's good, good, pursue this.
## 742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?
## 743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mmm hmm.
## 744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.
## 745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Done.
## 746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right.
## 747  [to the camera] Can you get her? She's right there. [camera zooms in on Meredith at here desk] That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. [laughs] Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, "Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers." Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, "Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael." [pretends to vomit and laughs]
## 748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?
## 749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, what do you think that's about?
## 750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Only one way to find out.
## 751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm on it.
## 752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You are not going to believe this.
## 753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What? I believe it.
## 754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.
## 755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I could tell, from the body language.
## 756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?
## 757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Italian.
## 758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...
## 759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.
## 761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.
## 762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...
## 763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, they're forming an alliance
## 764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I love their sandwiches.
## 765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I love their sandwiches too.
## 766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Their bread's really good.
## 767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Their bread is very good.
## 768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Damn it. God!
## 769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.
## 770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            God... Damn it! Why us?
## 771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.
## 772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.
## 773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?
## 774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.
## 775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?
## 776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...
## 777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What?
## 778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Donate to the charity?
## 779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.
## 780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you.
## 781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.
## 782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's... that's... that's very generous.
## 783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...
## 784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?
## 785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure, what's up?
## 786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?
## 787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh no?
## 788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, "These people are my friends." But he's all like, "This is confidential. You can't tell anybody." But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.
## 789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.
## 790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OK, yeah.
## 791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Jackpot.
## 792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.
## 793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.
## 794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, you wanted to see me?
## 795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?
## 796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't think she'd be missed.
## 797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.
## 798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.
## 799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
## 800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            She had a hysterectomy.
## 801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughs] Which one is that again?
## 802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's where they remove the uterus.
## 803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?
## 804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It could be kind of funny.
## 805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.
## 806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.
## 807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh my God, we have to be there.
## 808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.
## 809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.
## 810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What? What?
## 811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I know. I know exactly what to do.
## 812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [gives Dwight a high five] Great.
## 813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.
## 814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.
## 815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Good.
## 816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Michael? Are you done yet?
## 817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.
## 818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.
## 819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So tape it down.
## 820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.
## 821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.
## 822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you, thank you. OK.
## 823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Surprise!
## 824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh! Surprise.
## 825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it's ah...
## 826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's surprise Meredith. One, two...
## 827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [tunelessly] Happy birthday to you.
## 828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Find a key.
## 829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Happy birthday...
## 830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?
## 831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.
## 832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Right... That's good.
## 833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.
## 834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [singing] ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...
## 835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And many more!
## 836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Last year, five years ago...
## 837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You were surprised, weren't you?
## 838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes.
## 839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You looked freaked, man. We said "Surprise." You were, like, "What?" "What the hell's goin' on here?" Good cake. Why don't you have some?
## 840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, I can't. Um...
## 841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Come on. A little bit.
## 842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't eat dairy.
## 843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.
## 844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, it makes me sick.
## 845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.
## 846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He's in a box?
## 847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.
## 848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [on her cell phone] Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...
## 849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [box falls over] Oh.
## 850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.
## 851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?
## 852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.
## 853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.
## 854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Is Oscar around?
## 855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...
## 856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.
## 857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know...
## 858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, "However many dollars per mile."
## 859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...
## 860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.
## 861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?
## 862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                How many miles did he do last year?
## 864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Last year, he walked 18 miles.
## 865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Son of a bitch. That is impressive.
## 866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy Birthday. [gives Meredith her card]
## 867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.
## 868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     "Happy Bird-day" Um... "Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still."
## 869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [under his breath] I don't know about that.
## 870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That was Stanley. "Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam."
## 871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.
## 872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is from Michael. "Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age."
## 873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.
## 874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I... I get it. It's funny.
## 875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... "Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back." 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?
## 876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're right. You're right. Yes.
## 877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Divorce. Um... OK, "Meredith is so old..."
## 878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    How old is she?
## 879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Everybody? If... could do it? "Meredith is so old..."
## 880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    How old is she?
## 881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her."
## 882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.
## 883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, nice party Michael.
## 884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that.
## 885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.
## 886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, boy... You...
## 887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.
## 888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Per mile.
## 889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Per mile, yes.
## 890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.
## 891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A check for the kids, and for the team.
## 892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want it to be like... "Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?" "Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous." "Well, guess what, [whispering] that was Michael Scott." "But it was anonymous, how do you know?" "Because I'm him."
## 893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you, Michael.
## 894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come here. [hugs Oscar and In a low voice] Don't cash that till Friday, OK?
## 895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Really? Today?
## 896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah.
## 897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, Happy Birthday.
## 898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thanks.
## 899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, I could say something.
## 900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, don't. Don't do that.
## 901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.
## 902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, tell me, tell me.
## 903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and... [Pam starts laughing]... spy on our other branch. No no no.
## 904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.
## 905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [laughing] That's perfect!
## 906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...
## 907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?
## 908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, no, dude, no.
## 909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, Hey!
## 910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.
## 911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on.
## 912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...
## 913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's just office pranks.
## 914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.
## 915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [looking at Dwight] An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?
## 916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have absolutely no idea.
## 917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on.
## 918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.
## 919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [With blonde hair] That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.
## 920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [to Jim] Hey, you ready?
## 921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent.
## 922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael!
## 923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, "This might be kinda fun." And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.
## 924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.
## 925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.
## 926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.
## 927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, please.
## 928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...
## 929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I apologized for that.
## 930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [to Dwight] I vouched for you.
## 931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, I...
## 932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.
## 933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can handle that.
## 934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.
## 935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.
## 936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.
## 937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [to camera] Same thing.
## 938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, it's not. It's lower, so...
## 939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's close.
## 940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.
## 941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?
## 942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Keep me out of it.
## 943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.
## 944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.
## 945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fine, don't worry about that.
## 946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And here we have "Mister Roger's Neighborhood." Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.
## 947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What's up?
## 948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.
## 949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's not my real name.
## 950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.
## 951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Darryl Rogers?
## 952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.
## 953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.
## 954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, yeah.
## 955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!
## 956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.
## 957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.
## 958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.
## 959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We're loading at one.
## 960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.
## 961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, we got a truck going out at 1
## 962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]
## 963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.
## 964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, see you at one.
## 965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Are we ready for the game?
## 966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [half-heartedly] Yeah.
## 967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.
## 968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Gimli.
## 969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.
## 970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Just trying to be helpful.
## 971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, [in a nerdy voice] "I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword."
## 972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's him.
## 973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.
## 974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry?
## 975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, what do you play? Center?
## 976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why "of course"?
## 977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh...
## 978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's that supposed to mean?
## 979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
## 980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, I heard it.
## 981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.
## 982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.
## 983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [ignores Phyllis)] Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.
## 984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?
## 985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes.
## 986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK.
## 987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?
## 988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can help out, if you need me.
## 989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.
## 990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have a hoop in my driveway.
## 991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No.
## 992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have a sports bra.
## 993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no, ridiculous.
## 994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can] Missed it...
## 995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.
## 996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes!
## 997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Sorry Phyllis.
## 998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Can I be team captain?
## 999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, I'm team captain.
## 1000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can I be team manager?
## 1001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.
## 1002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Assistant team manager?
## 1003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.
## 1005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.
## 1006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God.
## 1007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Threat neutralized.
## 1008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!
## 1009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Please don't throw garbage at me.
## 1010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?
## 1011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.
## 1012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...
## 1013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.
## 1014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
## 1015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, yeah right.
## 1016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'll do it.
## 1017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.
## 1018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?
## 1019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just getting a tea bag.
## 1020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!
## 1021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.
## 1022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.
## 1023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, that's not as much fun. You know what?
## 1024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You're on.
## 1026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK. Cool, you're on. [to Dwight] Don't screw this up.
## 1027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [to camera] Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.
## 1028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.
## 1029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.
## 1030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You coming down?
## 1031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.
## 1032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You gonna wish me luck?
## 1033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, you're gonna need it.
## 1034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whoa.
## 1035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is that trash talk from Pam?
## 1036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [laughing] I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.
## 1037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 1038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...
## 1039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.
## 1040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.
## 1041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.
## 1042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.
## 1043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Have a good game man.
## 1044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, you too. Should be fun.
## 1045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?
## 1046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I stretched before I came.
## 1047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK.
## 1048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.
## 1049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really? I thought I'd take Roy.
## 1050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.
## 1051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [taking off his shirt] OK, we'll be skins!
## 1052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Aw, come on Dwight.
## 1053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What? Shirts on or off?
## 1054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               On. Just put it on.
## 1055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You sure?
## 1056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?
## 1057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.
## 1058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh... Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who's on him? Somebody get him!
## 1059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 1060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what I'm talking about.
## 1061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!
## 1062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]
## 1063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               De-fense! De-fense!
## 1064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [Roy scores] Well done team.
## 1065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Who's got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket]
## 1066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Woo!
## 1067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.
## 1068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.
## 1069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK.
## 1070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK.
## 1071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.
## 1072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!
## 1073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.
## 1074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim's pass] Whoa!
## 1075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           My bad.
## 1076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
## 1077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.
## 1078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That is cool. Is that like the Robot?
## 1079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump]
## 1080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.
## 1081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.
## 1082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right, let's go.
## 1083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Watch your back Madge.
## 1084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey! Come on man!
## 1085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!
## 1086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!
## 1087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, like that counts.
## 1088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You know what? Dwight, Dwight...
## 1089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...
## 1090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...
## 1091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.
## 1092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!
## 1093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.
## 1094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know what? Let me take Roy.
## 1095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.
## 1096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Shoot, shoot it. [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.
## 1097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Block, block, block!
## 1098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He's afraid of you now.
## 1099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?
## 1100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!
## 1101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What the hell man?
## 1102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Take it easy.
## 1103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, you take it easy.
## 1104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!
## 1105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight.
## 1106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight!
## 1107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [scores] Yes!
## 1108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?
## 1109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're ahead.
## 1110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, baby, here we go!
## 1111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!
## 1112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm sorry.
## 1113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Foul! Foul!
## 1114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry. You all right?
## 1115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, that hurts.
## 1116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
## 1117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?
## 1118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Take your shot man!
## 1119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.
## 1120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No it wasn't.
## 1121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.
## 1122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...
## 1123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.
## 1124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is a cold pack...
## 1125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]
## 1126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks Dwight.
## 1127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?
## 1128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.
## 1129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That was you.
## 1130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.
## 1131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.
## 1132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, this isn't happening.
## 1133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...
## 1134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?
## 1135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, hey...
## 1136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Monday?
## 1137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.
## 1138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [to Pam] ...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.
## 1139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mmm-hmm.
## 1140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I didn't sign anything.
## 1141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey baby.
## 1142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 1143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.
## 1144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let's get you into a tub.
## 1145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.
## 1146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.
## 1147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What time do we have to come in?
## 1148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.
## 1149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.
## 1150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you listening to me Michael?
## 1151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Affirmative.
## 1152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What did I just say?
## 1153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said...
## 1154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.
## 1155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!
## 1156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm not going to do that Michael.
## 1157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay
## 1158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We've created an incentive program to increase sales.
## 1159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, huh.
## 1160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.
## 1161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?
## 1162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, yes. Yes you can.
## 1163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, question
## 1164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.
## 1165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I didn't mean me!
## 1166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.
## 1167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              s*x.
## 1168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.
## 1169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Torture.
## 1170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.
## 1171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, Michael?
## 1172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam!
## 1173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, there's a...
## 1174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Burger with cheese!
## 1175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There's a person here...
## 1176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And fries!
## 1177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There's...
## 1178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And shake! What? Go ahead.
## 1179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.
## 1180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.
## 1181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.
## 1182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.
## 1183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.
## 1185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This one is hand embroidered.
## 1186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.
## 1187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Cocks in the henhouse.
## 1188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?
## 1189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Katy.
## 1190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.
## 1191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace.
## 1192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So am I.
## 1193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nobody cares what you think.
## 1194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Doesn't matter.
## 1195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.
## 1196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wow, thanks.
## 1197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There's an HR meeting in there at 11
## 1198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.
## 1199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.
## 1200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall] used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.
## 1201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.
## 1202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I guess a cup of coffee would be great.
## 1203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.
## 1204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.
## 1206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Regular coffee is fine.
## 1207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb
## 1208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No really it is.
## 1209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?
## 1210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Bring it on.
## 1211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.
## 1212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?
## 1213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   She's prettier than you though.
## 1215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.
## 1216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [nods]
## 1217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?
## 1218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
## 1219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.
## 1220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 1221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?
## 1222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...
## 1223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?
## 1224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm installing File Share on all the computers.
## 1225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?
## 1226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.
## 1227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm on the phone.
## 1228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.
## 1229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That was on Sesame Street.
## 1230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?
## 1231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, I don't believe that.
## 1232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know, it's unbelievable.
## 1233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.
## 1234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.
## 1235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hi
## 1236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hi, nice to meet you.
## 1237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Toby, Katy.
## 1238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?
## 1239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 1240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, me too.
## 1241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool. What year were you there?
## 1242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Eighty-nine.
## 1243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?
## 1244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 1245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You and your wife, and you have kids.
## 1246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           A girl.
## 1247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?
## 1248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [looks resigned]
## 1249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I should probably get back to my table.
## 1250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.
## 1251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule
## 1252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?
## 1253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Cute, sure, yeah.
## 1254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why don't you get on that?
## 1255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She's not really my type.
## 1256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What are you gay?
## 1257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.
## 1258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is your type?
## 1259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.
## 1260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's disgusting.
## 1261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stay away from my mom.
## 1262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Too late, Kev.
## 1263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.
## 1264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We're not dating, we're engaged.
## 1265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Engaged, yeah.
## 1266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.
## 1267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She'd be perfect for you.
## 1268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.
## 1269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.
## 1270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Assistant to the Regional Manager.
## 1271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.
## 1272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's true.
## 1273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.
## 1274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.
## 1275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's all gold.
## 1276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.
## 1277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.
## 1278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's that?
## 1279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You buy a purse.
## 1280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.
## 1281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?
## 1282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.
## 1284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Like those?
## 1285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.
## 1286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...
## 1287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.
## 1288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.
## 1289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [smiles]
## 1290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?
## 1291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
## 1292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.
## 1293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh!
## 1294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.
## 1295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh...
## 1296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
## 1297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
## 1298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [whispering] Here he comes, shhh...
## 1299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good.
## 1300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [smiles in agreement]
## 1301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He did pick a good one.
## 1302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're horrible.
## 1303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This one's really good for a hot date.
## 1304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, what's that?
## 1305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [laughs]
## 1306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm engaged. So...
## 1307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.
## 1308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I wished, right?
## 1309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?
## 1310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 1311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?
## 1312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [whispers] Sorry.
## 1313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Busted.
## 1314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [to Pam] Come back...
## 1315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.
## 1316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is that from Starbucks?
## 1317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.
## 1318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wow. Is that for the office?
## 1319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!
## 1320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I wouldn't think of it.
## 1321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!
## 1322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter?
## 1323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.
## 1324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?
## 1325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh no, it's um...
## 1326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.
## 1327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No...
## 1328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Seriously. No, really.
## 1329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.
## 1330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.
## 1331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          At five?
## 1332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.
## 1333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.
## 1336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.
## 1337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay. Cool.
## 1338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excellent.
## 1339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cool.
## 1340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay.
## 1341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..
## 1342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's actually better this way.
## 1343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---
## 1344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...
## 1345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.
## 1346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.
## 1347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.
## 1348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.
## 1350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?
## 1351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...
## 1352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?
## 1353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. I cannot promise you that.
## 1354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?
## 1355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Listen, Dwight.
## 1356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you love her?
## 1357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]
## 1358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.
## 1359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hmmm...
## 1360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Espresso?
## 1361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, thank you.
## 1362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.
## 1363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is that from the machine that was in your office?
## 1364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ummm-hmmm...
## 1365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.
## 1366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Very easy to clean.
## 1367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs]
## 1368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did we get any mail?
## 1369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, I gave it to you.
## 1370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...
## 1371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So, can I..? [points to the door]
## 1372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?
## 1373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A futon?
## 1374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [nods]
## 1375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He's a grown man
## 1376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's what he said.
## 1377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off]
## 1378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 1379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [not looking at Roy] Hi.
## 1380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Are you still mad at me?
## 1381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Roy...
## 1382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on [begins to tickle Pam]
## 1383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Cut it out.
## 1384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on, you mad at me?
## 1385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Stop it. [laughing]
## 1386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you still mad at me now?
## 1387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [giggling] Cut it out.
## 1388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you mad at me now?
## 1389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stop. [giggling]
## 1390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.
## 1391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [breathless] Stop, I can't breathe.
## 1392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...
## 1393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.
## 1394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?
## 1395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.
## 1396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.
## 1397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, uh no.
## 1398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?
## 1399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't think so I'm really busy.
## 1400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It will just take a second.
## 1401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't.
## 1402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just for a minute.
## 1403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I really can't.
## 1404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.
## 1405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?
## 1407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Both.
## 1408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What colors do you like?
## 1409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.
## 1410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ryan.
## 1411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 1412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Would you like to help me with a special project?
## 1413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I would love to.
## 1414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 1415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties.
## 1416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You don't want to recycle them?
## 1417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.
## 1418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water]
## 1419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What about this bottle of power drink?
## 1421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, what flavor?
## 1422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Blue.
## 1423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Blue's not a flavor.
## 1424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It says flavor
## 1425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.
## 1426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 1427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 1428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm Jim, by the way.
## 1429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm Katy.
## 1430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hi Katy, nice to meet you.
## 1431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You sit out there, don't you?
## 1432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.
## 1433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, um...
## 1434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.
## 1435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay. [laughs]
## 1436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...
## 1437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.
## 1439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.
## 1440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.
## 1441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, it's empty.
## 1442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.
## 1443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?
## 1444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's over several months, Ryan.
## 1445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [Under his breath] Still.
## 1446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 1447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm bored.
## 1448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you for choosing me.
## 1449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?
## 1450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.
## 1451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 1452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 1453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What are you guys going to do?
## 1454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.
## 1455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's great.
## 1456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And stuff... yeah.
## 1457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's cool.
## 1458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What are you doing?
## 1459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.
## 1460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         'Cause Roy's got a truck.
## 1462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's cool.
## 1463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, huh. Yes.
## 1464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?
## 1465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 1466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, I'm gonna head back.
## 1468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 1469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.
## 1470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.
## 1471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.
## 1472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.
## 1473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Goodnight, Michael.
## 1474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Where you going?
## 1475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?
## 1476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          With us?
## 1477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.
## 1478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.
## 1479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael]
## 1480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alright, have fun.
## 1481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 1482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I got it.
## 1483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't drink and drive.
## 1484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Take it easy.
## 1485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Have a good night.
## 1486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You too, have a good night.
## 1487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You got that?
## 1488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.
## 1489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.
## 1490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?
## 1491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why?
## 1492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.
## 1493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's a... it's a very nice car.
## 1494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You're not going to freak out?
## 1495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.
## 1496                                                        Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, "Hey, did you get an award?" And the neighbor will say, "No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me." Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...
## 1497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, you ready for the... the Dundies?
## 1498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ugh...
## 1499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
## 1500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [in a Fat Albert voice] Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.
## 1501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [in Fat Albert voice] Fat Halpert. [in normal voice] Jim Halpert.
## 1503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?
## 1504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.
## 1505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, that's a good idea.
## 1506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.
## 1507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.
## 1508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say "Don't go there" but that's... lame.
## 1509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.
## 1510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.
## 1511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, no you di-int.
## 1512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I think I did.
## 1513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  W-why did you...
## 1514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?
## 1515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes we should. I... you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them.
## 1516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [in video] To Oscar Martinez it's the "Show Me the Money" award! Yeah!
## 1517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael has taped every Dundies awards and now, he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.
## 1518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [in video] That's supposed to be confidential.
## 1519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [in video] He has the award-ah! ...it's a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!
## 1520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...
## 1521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [in video]...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...
## 1522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.
## 1523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [on video] ...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...
## 1524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It was you.
## 1525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Live and learn.
## 1526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [quietly laughing] It wasn't. I swear.
## 1527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, it was.
## 1528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.
## 1529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We're not laughing at you, Dwight.
## 1530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So who are we laughing at?
## 1531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um, just something somebody wrote.
## 1532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Who? Dave Barry?
## 1533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.
## 1534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What is it? Who wrote it?
## 1535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, it's kind of private.
## 1536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [whispering] It's about Michael.
## 1537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.
## 1538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, now I'm laughing at you.
## 1539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
## 1540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [on speaker phone] It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.
## 1541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.
## 1542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...
## 1544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.
## 1545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 1546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [to camera] Could you...?
## 1547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you there Michael?
## 1548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.
## 1549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...
## 1550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...come on, Jan!
## 1551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.
## 1552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?
## 1553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, yeah, I mean, what is...
## 1554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.
## 1555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...
## 1556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And you had a luau....
## 1557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...it happens once every billion years.
## 1558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.
## 1559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.
## 1560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.
## 1561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.
## 1562                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is a little character I like to do [places a green turban with a yellow feather on his head], it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. [puts an envelope to his head] Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. [tears open envelope and pulls out card] "Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin." Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.
## 1563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight, get out of here!!
## 1564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, no, no...
## 1565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What were you doing in the ladies room?!
## 1566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.
## 1567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why were you peering over the stalls?!
## 1568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, why were you in there?!
## 1569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You are a pervert!
## 1570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What were you doing in there?
## 1571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You, are, a pervert!
## 1572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I am not.
## 1573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [in video] The Dundie award for "Longest Engagement" goes to Pam Beesley.
## 1574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Pam, everybody! [starts clapping]
## 1575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.
## 1576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [on video] Yes.
## 1577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?
## 1578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [on video] Ah, w-we'll see you next year.
## 1579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!
## 1580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not changing that, it's the best one.
## 1581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, "world's longest engagement", um, we're all expecting it, you know?
## 1582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.
## 1583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.
## 1584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh.
## 1585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
## 1586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're taking away our bathroom?
## 1587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We are going to have two men's rooms.
## 1588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But where would we...go?
## 1589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Be prepared to hold folks [Michael comes out of his office] From 9 am to...
## 1590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael...
## 1591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 1592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.
## 1593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.
## 1594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...
## 1595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just don't, don't talk-
## 1596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...for people's behavior.
## 1597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Don't talk-
## 1598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And it's-
## 1599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!
## 1600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.
## 1601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [with a small fist pump] Yes!
## 1602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.
## 1603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [clapping] Best Dundies ever.
## 1604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.
## 1605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. [points] Devon!
## 1606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you. You're just a name and number and no one even says hello." [to Ryan] Card!
## 1607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.
## 1608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-"
## 1609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The waitress tripped on the cord.
## 1610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. [takes off sweater to reveal tuxedo] I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!
## 1611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [to waitress] Oh, just put these on the group tab.
## 1612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.
## 1613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You said, we could bring our families.
## 1614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?
## 1615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I did, my wife's name is Terri.
## 1616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.
## 1617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.
## 1618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.
## 1619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Really? We don't have any girls from HR.
## 1620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.
## 1621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 1622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And I was about to take her bra off...
## 1623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 1624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-
## 1625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Like an AIDS test?
## 1626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No! [under his breath] God.
## 1627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [clears throat] Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.
## 1628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.
## 1629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, let's get out of here.
## 1630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 1631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.
## 1632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry.
## 1633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You staying?
## 1634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.
## 1635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...
## 1636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...the "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin.
## 1637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.
## 1638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      This says "Bushiest Beaver".
## 1639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What? I told them busiest...idiots.
## 1640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's, it's fine.
## 1641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.
## 1642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...because that's what happens every time!
## 1643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...talking about? He's a jackass every year.
## 1644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Put's his hand on Pam's arm] Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.
## 1646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [Breaks Roy's grip] No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.
## 1647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam. Go.
## 1648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If you would have asked me that, then you would know.
## 1649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [in a stereotypical oriental accent] Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.
## 1650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?
## 1651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.
## 1652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh!
## 1653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'll just get a ride home from Angela.
## 1654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 1655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.
## 1656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 1657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.
## 1658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.
## 1659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim's beer] Can I get a drink?
## 1660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.
## 1661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The "Hottest in the Office" award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!
## 1662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. [singing to music] "Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you." Here you go.
## 1663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.
## 1664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And the "Tight Ass" award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.
## 1665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [Pam starts sipping an empty glass] I think those might be empty.
## 1667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink! [laughs]
## 1668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Second drink?
## 1669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The "Spicy Curry" award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.
## 1670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Spicy Curry", what's that mean?
## 1671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.
## 1672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?
## 1673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know, it's just...
## 1674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is a bowler-
## 1675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...
## 1676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, but everyone else-
## 1677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just sit down Kelly.
## 1678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [sweaty and chugging water from a bottle] It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. [Music starts playing in the background] Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.
## 1679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [Michael is singing to the tune of "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John] "You have won a tiny Dundie."
## 1680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sing it Elton.
## 1681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?
## 1682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We just came from yo' mama's house.
## 1683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, alright, yeah.
## 1684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sing 'em a song dude.
## 1685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...
## 1686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [Something flies by Michael] Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-
## 1687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You suck man!
## 1688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let's cut it. [Dwight turns the music off]
## 1689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [clears throat] [with a lot less enthusiasm] I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. [clears throat] This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the "Don't Go in There After Me" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...
## 1690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [give Kevin his award]There you go.
## 1691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.
## 1692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [starts clapping] Yeah, alright Kev.
## 1693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!
## 1694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.
## 1695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     More Dundies!
## 1696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [clapping] Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!
## 1697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dundies! Dundies!
## 1698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [getting his spirit back] Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.
## 1699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Fine work! Fine work Stanley!
## 1700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know you did.
## 1701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech [other people start joining in]
## 1702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...
## 1703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin. [starts chuckling]
## 1704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...
## 1705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.
## 1706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It is the "Whitest Sneakers" award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!
## 1707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! [Pam grabs the microphone from him] Oh, here we go.
## 1708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have so many people to thank for this award.
## 1709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. [people clap] Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because [people start clapping again] this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.
## 1710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.
## 1711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
## 1712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. [Pam hugs Michael and gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Oh! Thank you.
## 1713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What a great year for the Dundies.
## 1714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We got to see Ping. [Pam nods] And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. [Pam nods] Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. [Pam nods] Which for me, has ruined them for life. [looks at Pam, who is staring at him, nodding]
## 1715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing.
## 1717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't know, what?
## 1720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh my God! You are so drunk!
## 1721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.
## 1722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.
## 1723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 He's a volunteer.
## 1724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-
## 1725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight come on, come-
## 1726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.
## 1727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight, get off me!
## 1728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.
## 1729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [struggling] Ahh! I can't-
## 1730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.
## 1731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God!
## 1732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whoa.
## 1733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!
## 1734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whoa.
## 1735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Whoa, careful, careful.
## 1736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We have a strict policy here not to over serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.
## 1737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Great work tonight.
## 1738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Watch your step.
## 1739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excellent.
## 1740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.
## 1741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.
## 1742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.
## 1743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No you don't.
## 1744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.
## 1745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey, um, can I ask you a question?
## 1746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Shoot.
## 1747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, I just wanted to say thanks.
## 1748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.
## 1749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 1750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bye.
## 1751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.
## 1752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [clears throat] Hey, what's up?
## 1753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 1754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Any emails today?
## 1755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... I don't think so.
## 1756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No? Um... Check your spam folder.
## 1757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh! There it is!
## 1758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.'
## 1760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [laughs uncontrollably]
## 1761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well done.
## 1762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kay.
## 1763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Topical.
## 1764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.
## 1765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So the monkey does the s*x thing right here! [monkey noises in background]
## 1766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.
## 1767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?
## 1768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, I...
## 1769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Consider it?
## 1770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!
## 1771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!
## 1772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!
## 1773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [makes laser gun noises]
## 1774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.
## 1775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?
## 1776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh oh.
## 1777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Still queer?
## 1778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!
## 1779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...
## 1780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.
## 1781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.
## 1782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!
## 1783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We're talking blonde incompetent.
## 1784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yeah.
## 1785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Like 10 words a minute... talking.
## 1786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.
## 1787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            They are women, right?
## 1788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
## 1789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.
## 1790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.
## 1791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? [points at self] This guy!
## 1792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?
## 1793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um... Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise]
## 1794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let's go.
## 1795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.
## 1796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Except pass that breathalyzer.
## 1797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You a big William Hung fan?
## 1798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?
## 1799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [monkey noises]
## 1800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm really excited to meet your Mom.
## 1801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You are?
## 1802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.
## 1803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.
## 1804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah?
## 1805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            mmhmm.
## 1806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.
## 1807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh really?
## 1808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?
## 1809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, send me that link to the monkey s*x video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.
## 1810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes!
## 1811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. "Old School".
## 1812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 1813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes, Toby?
## 1814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.
## 1815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... literally two seconds?
## 1816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.
## 1817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.
## 1818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, Toby. No.
## 1819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's really not a big deal, Michael.
## 1820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!
## 1821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...
## 1822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just to refresh you... .
## 1824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               NO!
## 1825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    on our policy.
## 1826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?
## 1827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.
## 1828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
## 1829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. [to Toby] So, take it away.
## 1830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.
## 1831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.
## 1832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says "Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?" This is what's at stake.
## 1833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?
## 1834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?
## 1835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.
## 1836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?
## 1837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Boys R Us!
## 1838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh!
## 1839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.
## 1840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.
## 1841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oooh, okay. That was still about me.
## 1842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, hey, hey.
## 1843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.
## 1845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't feel bad.
## 1846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad.
## 1847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I don't.
## 1848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You look like you feel bad.
## 1849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Little package!
## 1851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.
## 1852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Little package! Little package!
## 1853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 1854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You look good.
## 1855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hiding from his momma.
## 1856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [kissing noises, sheep baaing sounds]
## 1857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?
## 1858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.
## 1859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             MILF!
## 1860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks, Kevin.
## 1861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.
## 1862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.
## 1863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Great point.
## 1864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 1865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.
## 1866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hi, is it over?
## 1867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, yes!
## 1868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can go over it with you.
## 1870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.
## 1871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's over.
## 1872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?
## 1873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Email forwards.
## 1874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?
## 1875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.
## 1876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?
## 1877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.
## 1878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um... what about office romance?
## 1879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.
## 1880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?
## 1881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.
## 1882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, Meredith.
## 1883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?
## 1884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 1885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          She would have definitely slept with me.
## 1886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              She wasn't that hot.
## 1887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!
## 1888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, you know, Michael...
## 1889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.
## 1890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her "partner" in to work? [to Toby] Would that be crossing the line?
## 1891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 1892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What if they made out? In front of everybody?
## 1893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, that would be...
## 1894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                At home? And I told everybody everything about it.
## 1895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, I'm lost.
## 1896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?
## 1897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [Crossing the Line
## 1898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?
## 1899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, thanks. I'm good.
## 1900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's what she said. Pam?
## 1901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh... my mother's coming.
## 1902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's what she sai [clears throat] Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.
## 1903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, Toby.
## 1904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey Dwight.
## 1905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.
## 1906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 1907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female v*g1n* look like?
## 1908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
## 1909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.
## 1910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good. Good. And...
## 1911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I should get back to work.
## 1912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 1913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'
## 1914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [Scenario 1[/b]
## 1915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Natural redhead.
## 1916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, Rach.
## 1917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Joe. Mike.
## 1918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?
## 1919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. [pointing at Redheaded Actress] I banged this girl right here. This is...
## 1920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's her?
## 1921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, this is the one.
## 1922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 1923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You remember? Yes!
## 1924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     At the party?
## 1925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You banged her?
## 1926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes! [to video screen] Right here. You are a naughty girl!
## 1927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.
## 1928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.
## 1929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.
## 1930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.
## 1931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.
## 1932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.
## 1933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.
## 1934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I love lawyer jokes.
## 1935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.
## 1936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.
## 1937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?
## 1938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.
## 1939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.
## 1940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.
## 1941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you need to see the video again, Michael?
## 1942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I've seen the video.
## 1943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [to Jan] He talked the whole time.
## 1944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, I didn't. [to Jan] Huh, what? [everyone looks up at blow-up doll]
## 1945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
## 1946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Does that include 'That's What She Said'?
## 1947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmmhmm. Yes.
## 1948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
## 1949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
## 1950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael. MICHAEL!
## 1951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [laughing] Come on.
## 1952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, please.
## 1953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There he is.
## 1954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office]
## 1955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There he is. Good one.
## 1956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.
## 1957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.
## 1958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's... That's...
## 1959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's not my sense of humor.
## 1960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.
## 1961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wha...
## 1962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.
## 1963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [to camera] And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.
## 1964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This guy does it all.
## 1965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [to Albiny] 'Scuse me, I'm sorry. [to Michael] Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.
## 1966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 1967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.
## 1968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So I'm not in trouble?
## 1969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say. Mo' money, mo' problems.
## 1970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay. Well, let's get you out of here, James. Um... I think we're under an hour still, so...
## 1971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here.
## 1972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know. We'll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in.
## 1973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... hello.
## 1974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [ecstatic] Oh my god!
## 1975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Finally made it!
## 1976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello!
## 1977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.
## 1978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is all yours?
## 1979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.
## 1980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, my goodness. That's great.
## 1981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So a guy goes home, tells his wife, "Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery." She goes, "Oh my god! That's incredible! Where are we going?" He goes, "I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five!" [men laugh] Boom!
## 1982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This is where I used to keep my computer.
## 1983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, right! I remember...
## 1984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But then I moved it.
## 1985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 with the picture.
## 1986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...
## 1987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 1988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So this is like, um, an organization station...
## 1989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [to Roy] Oooooh!
## 1990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 1991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, there he is!
## 1992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       How are ya?
## 1993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hi, handsome!
## 1994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You look great!
## 1995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?
## 1996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.
## 1997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, I don't believe that.
## 1998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?
## 1999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, anything is fine.
## 2000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right, I'll see ya.
## 2001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So which one is Jim?
## 2002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mom!
## 2003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I just wanted to know.
## 2004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  All right. Okay.
## 2006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ten minutes.
## 2007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Then we can go to dinner.
## 2009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'll make myself busy.
## 2010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh... [points at Phyllis]
## 2011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phyllis?
## 2012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.
## 2013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ex-squeeze me?
## 2014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.
## 2015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Packer said it.
## 2016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.
## 2017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm the same age as you, Michael.
## 2018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't know about that.
## 2019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We're in the same High School class.
## 2020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.
## 2021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You mean where my desk is?
## 2022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, your corner. Go.
## 2023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.
## 2024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mmmhmmm.
## 2025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?
## 2026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. [to Phyllis] C'mere, c'mere, c'mon! Come on! Come on.
## 2027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael! Come on!
## 2028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oooh!
## 2029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...
## 2030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm not worried.
## 2031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...report you to HR.
## 2032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.
## 2033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.
## 2034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He said what?
## 2035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.
## 2036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
## 2037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.
## 2038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?
## 2039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. "Home Alone," "Risky Business." Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.
## 2040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.
## 2041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.
## 2042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.
## 2043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Diversifying. Smart.
## 2044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.
## 2045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.
## 2046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Maybe.
## 2047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [looks bored. Taps finger on desk. Head falls to desk]
## 2048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [laughs]
## 2049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.
## 2050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You see Dwight's coffee mug?
## 2051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-hmm.
## 2052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.
## 2053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No way. Let's do this [crumples post it and throws into mug. Misses.] Oh.
## 2054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Here.
## 2055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wind.
## 2056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.
## 2057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Perfect. [misses]
## 2058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 2059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 2060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You should go.
## 2061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.
## 2062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh huh.
## 2063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Sign the papers at the condo.
## 2064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You have your lawyer there?
## 2065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, I don't need one.
## 2066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Can I be your representative?
## 2067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't need a representative.
## 2068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think I should be there.
## 2069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, No.
## 2070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm good. I can make sure things are up to code.
## 2071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. Dwight. I'm fine.
## 2072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Please, I'm always the guy you rely on at work.
## 2073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo, it's completely personal.
## 2074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So you're taking a personal day?
## 2075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.
## 2076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Please, I'll make you proud.
## 2077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.
## 2078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes! As your representative?
## 2079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  As my associate.
## 2080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Same thing.
## 2081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No it is not.
## 2082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have been Michael's #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
## 2083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.
## 2084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You headed out?
## 2085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and I'd like them in by the end of the day.
## 2086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 2087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Very good.
## 2088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Have a great time.
## 2089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?
## 2090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I changed them to your new address.
## 2091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good. The Small Business Man?
## 2092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yup.
## 2093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Maxim? American Way? Cracked?
## 2094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.
## 2095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?
## 2096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [shakes head]
## 2097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       NO, well can you get on that, because I don't just read Cracked. Thank you.
## 2098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok. See you soon.
## 2100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What kind of shocks you got on this baby?
## 2101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?
## 2102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down.
## 2103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? No, Dwight. It's fifty degrees outside. Don't... please...
## 2104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       But then no one can see us.
## 2105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I... Just... Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.
## 2106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Check it out. [points at sunglasses] Terminator.
## 2107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I do not understand what you spend your money on.
## 2108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [paper football lands on desk] Ooh.
## 2109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?
## 2110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. It's a terrible system, I know.
## 2111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [points at paper on desk] What does 2005 season mean?
## 2112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Eh.
## 2113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wait a minute, what is this?
## 2114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's a scoreboard.
## 2115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.
## 2117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 2118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Or when we're bored.
## 2120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years.
## 2121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We're bored a lot.
## 2122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [flicks football onto Kevin's desk] OH!
## 2123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh!
## 2124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sweet!
## 2125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes! So close. I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game. Yeah.
## 2126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We call it Hate Ball.
## 2127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why?
## 2128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Because of how much Angela hates it.
## 2129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, do you guys have any other games?
## 2130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sometimes we play "Who can put the most M&M's in their mouth?"
## 2131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You play that.
## 2132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball.
## 2133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Home, sweet home.
## 2134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Which one's yours?
## 2135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back... wait... [turns around] no, it's this one, right here. Home, sweet home.
## 2136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [bounces ball off wall with Toby] So that's what this sound is all day.
## 2137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association.
## 2138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something.
## 2139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice to meet you.
## 2140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice to meet you too.
## 2141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is smaller than your old place.
## 2142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, small. I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So, it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um.
## 2143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for s*x.
## 2144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are we ready to sign some papers?
## 2145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood.
## 2146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.
## 2147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.
## 2148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh. Good. That's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.
## 2149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let's go check out the master bedroom.
## 2150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?
## 2151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard so my kids can go to college."
## 2152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fair enough.
## 2153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. [points at wall] Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.
## 2154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh. Terrible idea.
## 2155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm putting my bed right over here.
## 2156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.
## 2157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, then I will get a warrantee.
## 2158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.
## 2159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well then I won't get a warrantee.
## 2160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Shh Shh.
## 2161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So that's the problem, is solved. What?
## 2162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Listen. [puts ear to wall] Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.
## 2163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [sings Olympic theme song] This scented candle ...andle ...andle. Which I found in the men's bathroom ...room ...room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something.
## 2164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It smells like cookies.
## 2165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.
## 2166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.
## 2167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.
## 2168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let the games begin. [sings Olympic theme]
## 2169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.
## 2170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What kind of mortgage did you get?
## 2171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh... Ten year.
## 2172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.
## 2173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What? Wha? You said ten.
## 2174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.
## 2175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ho, thirty years.
## 2176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, ok, ok.
## 2177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.
## 2178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 2179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.
## 2180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok. Alright. Oh boy.
## 2181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, this is it.
## 2182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Whenever you're ready.
## 2183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um. Oh. [moves stove burner] Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?
## 2184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Actually yes.
## 2185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.
## 2186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.
## 2187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We'll be here waiting for you.
## 2188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, man.
## 2189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.
## 2190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whenever you're ready, Michael.
## 2191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh. [breathes deeply, head at knees]
## 2192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I'm blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?
## 2193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.
## 2194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hum.
## 2195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.
## 2196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.
## 2197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.
## 2198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?
## 2199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'll do it.
## 2200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes! Phyllis! [claps] Phyllis, just put your foot right through here [lifts strap on box of paper]. Right through the flonk.
## 2201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don't... I don't...
## 2202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ...know if you showed me this same unit or not.
## 2204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, this is the unit you saw and...
## 2205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.
## 2206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Who told you that?
## 2207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here.
## 2208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.
## 2209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.
## 2210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no.
## 2211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's some extra income for you.
## 2212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin.
## 2213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.
## 2214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ehhhh....
## 2215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.
## 2216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today? [laughs]
## 2217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Here we go. Here we go.
## 2218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Go! Go! Go!
## 2219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pair of shoes!
## 2220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It's Phyllis!
## 2221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's Phyllis!
## 2222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton.
## 2223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Flonkerton.
## 2224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you, delegate from Iceland.
## 2225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow!
## 2226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [empties bowl of M&M's into his mouth]
## 2227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow.
## 2228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today.
## 2229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You didn't have to...
## 2230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you've really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent.
## 2231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities.
## 2232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't even know what to say.
## 2233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.
## 2234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Question. Where can I put my terrarium?
## 2235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What the hell is a terrarium?
## 2236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
## 2237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.
## 2238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.
## 2239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you sure you don't want to play?
## 2240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sure.
## 2241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Come on Angela, don't you have a game?
## 2242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I have one, yes.
## 2243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, let's play, what is it?
## 2244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.
## 2245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We're friends.
## 2246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Apparently.
## 2247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Very nicely done. I think that's H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis.
## 2248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Are you calling me a ho?
## 2249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it.
## 2250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?
## 2251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            We take separate cars.
## 2252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?
## 2253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why would we do that?
## 2254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just for fun?
## 2255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?
## 2257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.
## 2258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.
## 2259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ah...
## 2260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OH!
## 2261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?
## 2262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I did.
## 2263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ryan Howard. Ryan! [claps] Gold medal.
## 2264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I made something for our closing ceremonies.
## 2265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What? [looks in box] Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?
## 2266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Automatic voicemail.
## 2267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright Pam, alright [gives her hi-five]. Nice work!
## 2268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [sees Angela making check mark on tally sheet]
## 2269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A little bit more and I would have had it.
## 2270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm. We paid it off early.
## 2271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.
## 2272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                People love beets.
## 2273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Nobody likes beets.
## 2274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Everybody loves beets.
## 2275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.
## 2276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Let's get this roof going.
## 2277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stop it! [smacks Dwight's arm]
## 2278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ow.
## 2279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1
## 2280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oscar!
## 2281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Go! Go! Go!
## 2282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. [Michael and Dwight enter] Guys?
## 2283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What is going on?
## 2284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nothing. Guys? Timer's still going? Er?
## 2285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's my stopwatch.
## 2286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [hands expense report to Oscar] Here you go. All done.
## 2287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 2288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so.
## 2289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?
## 2290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 2291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have 59 voicemails.
## 2292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?
## 2293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 2294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, today. 5 o'clock. Closing Ceremonies.
## 2295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 2296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Notify the athletes.
## 2297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cool.
## 2298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 2299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going... What's going on?
## 2300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.
## 2301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It's very cool. It's a three bedroom, gay-friendly.
## 2302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice.
## 2303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know.
## 2304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you.
## 2305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 2306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's this?
## 2307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You're on the top one. [Michael stands on podium] Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal. [everyone claps]
## 2308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't really know what to say. Um, I'm not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.
## 2309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.
## 2310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Get up here, Dwight.
## 2311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Silver medal.
## 2312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yep, not as good as gold. [national anthem plays] Why are you playing the national anthem?
## 2313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um... 'Cause your condo's in America.
## 2314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh. [doves move across cord] What the hell is that?
## 2315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Those are the doves.
## 2316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.
## 2317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.
## 2318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?
## 2319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.
## 2320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [to Jim] Hey! You can just give her your extension.
## 2321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.
## 2323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The temp agency wants to know what you think.
## 2324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent! [laughs]
## 2325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.
## 2326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?
## 2327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ah, well, I'm interested in business.
## 2328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?
## 2329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.
## 2330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That is ridiculous.
## 2331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.
## 2332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [speaks in a Yoda voice] Much advice you seek. [regular voice] Do you know who that is?
## 2333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fozzie bear?
## 2334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mmm... No. That was Yoda.
## 2335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one[/b]
## 2336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Got it.
## 2337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch.
## 2338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!
## 2339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.
## 2340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [in background, on phone] But it says no late fee... .
## 2341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [alarm sounds] People!
## 2342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay! Everybody!
## 2343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is not a test! Move to the exits!
## 2344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do not panic!
## 2345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Head towards the exits.
## 2346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Safety partners.
## 2347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Get up off your desks!
## 2348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do not panic.
## 2349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [in phone] No, I don't hear it? Alright.
## 2350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, panic is warranted!
## 2351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Go in single file lines.
## 2352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [in phone] No, no. Finish the...
## 2353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is not at drill!
## 2354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!
## 2355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!
## 2356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Go, let's go.
## 2357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!
## 2358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is not a test! Can you leave?!
## 2359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, you say that every time.
## 2360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
## 2361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, boy...
## 2362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you want to die? OUT!!
## 2363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alright, let's go, let's go.
## 2364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?
## 2365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come on, you're safety partners!
## 2366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Move to the exits!
## 2367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're safety partners!
## 2368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! [Spots Kelly] Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!
## 2369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm okay!
## 2370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.
## 2371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let go of me!
## 2372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!
## 2373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
## 2374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.
## 2375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.
## 2377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?
## 2378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So what was rule two?
## 2379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.
## 2380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.
## 2381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.
## 2382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, uh, well, one is taken.
## 2383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, okay, two?
## 2384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               NO!
## 2385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay... uh, sorry?
## 2386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.
## 2387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, he needs a permanent number, right?
## 2388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...I don't.
## 2390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.
## 2391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um, yeah. Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.
## 2392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...
## 2393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't want to be like "a guy" here. You know? Like, Stanley is the "crossword puzzle guy". And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the "something guy".
## 2394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay, you know what? I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?
## 2395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ooh.
## 2396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And, um...
## 2397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...Would You Rather?
## 2398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.
## 2399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [to firemen] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...
## 2400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.
## 2401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The Bible.
## 2402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's one book. You've got two others.
## 2403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A Purpose Driven Life.
## 2404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice. Third book?
## 2405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay. Phyllis.
## 2407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um, The DaVinci Code.
## 2408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The DaVinci Code!
## 2409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice.
## 2410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.
## 2411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question[/b]
## 2412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I guess.
## 2413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Then I would bring an axe, no books.
## 2414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.
## 2415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.
## 2416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nice. Smart.
## 2417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...hollowed out, inside[/b]
## 2418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?
## 2419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. Thought people read more books.
## 2421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?
## 2422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...
## 2423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 2424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Legends of the Fall?
## 2425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .
## 2426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I kind of liked Legal...
## 2427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.
## 2428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I take it back.
## 2429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Unforgivable.
## 2430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I take it back!
## 2431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 2432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...
## 2433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is this your car, Ryan?
## 2434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?
## 2435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [to Dwight] Don't...
## 2436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Good shocks.
## 2437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...
## 2438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's actually a test prep book.
## 2439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ...for Phone. What?
## 2440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's a test prep for business school.
## 2441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, oh, thinking about business school?
## 2442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just got in. I applied, I go at night.
## 2443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 2444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So you think you know a lot about business?
## 2446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, not yet.
## 2447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh huh.
## 2448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just started.
## 2449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. Quiz me.
## 2450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I... wouldn't even know where to start.
## 2451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Come on, egghead. Let's do it.
## 2452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do it.
## 2453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Quiz me up.
## 2454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?
## 2455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh...
## 2456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.
## 2457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?
## 2458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Keep an existing...
## 2459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it's equal.
## 2460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.
## 2461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.
## 2462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.
## 2463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, Dwight.
## 2464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Self taught. You didn't even go to college.
## 2465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.
## 2466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [scoffs] Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?
## 2467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     For instance, why don't you go to business...
## 2468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?
## 2469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am.
## 2470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right?
## 2471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am.
## 2472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
## 2473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stupid!
## 2474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.
## 2475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?
## 2476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.
## 2477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.
## 2478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Pam? Get us back into it.
## 2479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Five movies. Go ahead.
## 2481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
## 2482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ooh, definitely in my top five.
## 2483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes. In my top three, so suck it.
## 2484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...
## 2486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay that's five.
## 2487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, my all time favorite!
## 2488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Pam, play by the rules.
## 2489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                All time favorite.
## 2490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.
## 2491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The Crow.
## 2492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?
## 2493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Maybe we should get some air.
## 2494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Nah, I'm okay.
## 2495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm really uncomfortable.
## 2496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?
## 2497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Present company excluded?
## 2498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um, not neccessari...
## 2499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam.
## 2500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam.
## 2501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...
## 2502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ["Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.] Think you've had too much / in this life.
## 2503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.
## 2504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, um...
## 2505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight. Dwight.
## 2506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Everybody hurts,
## 2507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on Dwight! Use words.
## 2508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sometim... .
## 2509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why didn't I go to business school?
## 2510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who goes to business school?
## 2511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The temp.
## 2512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He does?
## 2513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
## 2514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.
## 2515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He doesn't even know that I do that.
## 2516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You should tell him.
## 2517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
## 2518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight.
## 2519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
## 2521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.
## 2522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.
## 2523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. You're right.
## 2524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.
## 2525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kay.
## 2526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Everybody hurts
## 2527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright buddy.
## 2528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Everybody cries
## 2529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey! Guys, what's going on?
## 2530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing.
## 2531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 2532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Everybody hurts
## 2533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?
## 2534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sometimes
## 2535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.
## 2536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.
## 2537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?
## 2538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?
## 2539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
## 2540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?
## 2541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My name is Angela.
## 2542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.
## 2543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
## 2544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.
## 2545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I would definitely have s*x with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.
## 2546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're all gay.
## 2547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...
## 2548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.
## 2549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...
## 2550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Would that make you happy?
## 2551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's that?
## 2552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?
## 2553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm on it.
## 2555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight. Hey!
## 2556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can't go in yet!
## 2557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
## 2558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.
## 2559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.
## 2560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...Jim.
## 2561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Definitely Jim.
## 2562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Definitely, definitely, Jim.
## 2563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on, Pam.
## 2564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                How about you Pam?
## 2565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um... Oscar's kind of cute.
## 2566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, I like Oscar.
## 2567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ooh, Toby!
## 2568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [in the background] How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.
## 2569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is there anybody else.
## 2570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [clears his throat]
## 2571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [on the phone] Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...
## 2572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.
## 2573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What's your number?
## 2574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I gave it to you in the car.
## 2575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 2576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I saw you program it in.
## 2577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You got to... you got to give it to me again.
## 2578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay. Alright.
## 2579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now I have it.
## 2580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir...
## 2581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [coughing]
## 2582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.
## 2583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.
## 2584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.
## 2585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's exactly what I said.
## 2586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?
## 2587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Were you absent?
## 2588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Toaster Oven 101?
## 2589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You failed?
## 2590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I am so sorry.
## 2591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.
## 2592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? [sings to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!
## 2593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---
## 2594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Everybody!
## 2595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [singing] ...since the world was turning.
## 2596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I can't believe I started the fire.
## 2597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [sing gibberish to "We Didn't Start the Fire"]
## 2598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [singing] ... Marilyn Monroe!
## 2599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...
## 2600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!
## 2601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi!
## 2602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 2603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How are you?
## 2604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good, how are you?
## 2605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm good. It's good to see you.
## 2606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good to see you, too.
## 2607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm hungry.
## 2608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I am too.
## 2609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.
## 2610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What answers?
## 2611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, for the... the desert island.
## 2612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. [to Katy] Desert Island. Five movies. Go.
## 2613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.
## 2614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.
## 2615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?
## 2616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 2618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Alright! You want to drive?
## 2619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 2620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 2621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [looking at Roy and Pam] They are soo cute.
## 2622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm really sorry, Dwight.
## 2623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Answer me this, though.
## 2624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?
## 2626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Was it worth it?
## 2628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 2629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm really sorry, Dwight.
## 2630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       The fire guy! The fire guy!
## 2631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!
## 2632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.
## 2633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.
## 2634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.
## 2635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh... that's great!
## 2636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.
## 2637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohh... OK.
## 2638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month. And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. [dials a number on his speaker phone] Okay.
## 2639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [on phone] Jan Levinson's office.
## 2640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.
## 2641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.
## 2642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.
## 2643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.
## 2644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.
## 2645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know she wanted the name.
## 2646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay... Sherri?
## 2647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 2648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?
## 2649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.
## 2650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 2651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-Hmm.
## 2652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri.
## 2653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, I'm still here.
## 2654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay! I'm sorry.
## 2655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No?
## 2657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK.
## 2658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bye.
## 2659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hanging up now.
## 2660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It's... these are people's lives you're talking about.
## 2661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [entering] You wanted me?
## 2662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 2663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [notices Michael's costume] Papier-mache?
## 2664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 2665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hmm.
## 2666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeeesh.
## 2667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-hmm.
## 2668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
## 2669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why did you put it off until Halloween?
## 2670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Because it's very scary stuff.
## 2671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.
## 2672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.
## 2673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So it's a man?
## 2674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?
## 2675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just answer the phone.
## 2676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And... sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.
## 2677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You're costume is fantastic! [laughs]
## 2678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]
## 2679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. [Michael laughs] Aah! [laughs, then leaves] Okay...
## 2680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody.
## 2681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [eyeing Jim's costume] What is that?! What are you supposed to be?
## 2682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.
## 2683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's great!
## 2684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yeah.
## 2685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, well look... [pulls his hood over his head and pops up his light saber] What about me?
## 2686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What are you? A monk?
## 2687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am a Sith Lord. [looks at Jim] Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars.
## 2688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ass.
## 2689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 2690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 2691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You guys excited about the party?
## 2692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's gonna be fun.
## 2694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 2696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [looks to Oscar] Oh, boy... look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day.
## 2697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What are you implying?
## 2698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?
## 2699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.
## 2700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages. Sound good?
## 2701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 2702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good. Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I'm going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
## 2703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But we don't keep two sets of books.
## 2704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
## 2705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats.
## 2706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why is that?
## 2707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "Bend It Like Beckham."
## 2708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, like ... the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?
## 2709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect.
## 2710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don't really play soccer or anything.
## 2711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, I don't really have two heads. So...
## 2712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH! [punches Jim in the chest and cracks up laughing]
## 2713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, greatest strength.
## 2714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, okay...
## 2715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 A dog-like obedience to authority
## 2716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice.
## 2717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But that doesn't sound good.
## 2718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, okay. Um, how 'bout, the ultimate team player? [Pam laughs and types]
## 2719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.
## 2720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He's a gun nut.
## 2721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um. He sticks to his guns.
## 2722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
## 2723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes?
## 2724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ... that has three people...
## 2725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 2726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ... doing the work that could be done by two.
## 2727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is great. [Angela shakes her head] Oh.
## 2728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah. Oh.
## 2729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Who do you think it should be?
## 2730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jim. Definitely.
## 2731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, Jim brings in money.
## 2732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Phyllis.
## 2733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Eh.
## 2734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.
## 2735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.
## 2736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One of the warehouse guys.
## 2737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?
## 2738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Who is he saying?
## 2739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You're right, I didn't even think of him.
## 2740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Michael.
## 2741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
## 2742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, not me.
## 2743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah... I could.
## 2744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Not Dwight.
## 2745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm not saying that's what he said.
## 2746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know that's what he said.
## 2747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [listening to his head] What?
## 2748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Tell him, not Dwight.
## 2749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That is not a very nice thing to say about him.
## 2750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Tell him to stop.
## 2751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you kidding?
## 2752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Quiet, you.
## 2753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I agree. He'd land on his feet.
## 2754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Make him be quiet.
## 2755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Those aren't chips and dip.
## 2756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, I made brownies.
## 2757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh!
## 2758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ... What?
## 2759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.
## 2760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I made brownies.
## 2761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And I made cookies. Same category.
## 2762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
## 2763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [on phone] Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. [listens] Uh, yeah. [snaps her fingers in the air, getting Jim's attention] Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.
## 2764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um... Whoa. [picks up ringing phone][in managerial voice] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay.
## 2765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stanley, could you come with me, please.
## 2766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  As Assistant Regional Manager...
## 2768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           To the.
## 2769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Look! I've got some bad news. You're fired. You need to pack up your things and go. [Stanley laughs.] I'm serious, Stanley. It's over. I'm sorry.
## 2770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughs, and imitates Donald Trump] You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.
## 2771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So. How did it go with Stanley? How... how'd he take it?
## 2772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He wouldn't listen to me
## 2773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ahh, come on.
## 2774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               If you want to fire him, you're going to have to tell him yourself.
## 2775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I'm certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just... [waves Dwight away]
## 2776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [whispering on the phone] Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I'm very flattered. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not sure that it's my official resume or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I'm gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?
## 2777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
## 2778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh... hey.
## 2779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...
## 2780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh. [fixes his dress]
## 2781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [stops and hangs up phone.]
## 2782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.
## 2783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.
## 2784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... it's in Maryland.
## 2785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.
## 2786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Maybe... maybe I will. [starts walking away]
## 2787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jim...
## 2788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This is called leveraging an offer. [walks into Michael's office] Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?
## 2789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, God.
## 2790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.
## 2791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Fantastic!
## 2792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And I turned it down.
## 2793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What?! That would've solved all my problems.
## 2794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Out of loyalty to this company...
## 2795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, you idiot.
## 2796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.
## 2797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.
## 2798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But then you wouldn't have me here.
## 2799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?
## 2800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's in Maryland.
## 2801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You can call. Can you call 'em?
## 2802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.
## 2803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.
## 2804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's going to happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.
## 2805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [clearing his throat and interrupting Jim's talking head] Can I speak to you a minute?
## 2806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um... yes.
## 2807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, I really didn't mean to...
## 2808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Help. Me.
## 2809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm sorry?
## 2810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.
## 2811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, you want me to be you?
## 2812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 2813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.
## 2815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, are you firing Creed?
## 2816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.
## 2817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We should switch seats in order to...
## 2818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, that's a good idea.
## 2819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...
## 2820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!
## 2821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 2822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!
## 2823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's an overreaction.
## 2824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.
## 2825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...
## 2826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I... this is Creed.
## 2827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 2828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm improvising, so just try to keep up. [phone rings]
## 2829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.
## 2830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And I'm very angry, and I want...
## 2831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.
## 2832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.
## 2833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...
## 2834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just... yeah.
## 2835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What happened?
## 2836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It wasn't me.
## 2837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...
## 2838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I know.
## 2839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, hey... Creed?
## 2840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Huh?
## 2841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Could I talk to you for a second?
## 2842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop.
## 2843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What are you telling me?
## 2844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I... we're gonna have to... You... you want something better.
## 2845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, I don't. I wanna stay right here.
## 2846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, you wanna leave.
## 2847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I wanna stay here.
## 2848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why... why are you making this so hard?
## 2849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, I think there's a misunderstanding, Michael.
## 2850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I think you're right.
## 2851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can I go?
## 2852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, of course you can't go. We haven't even started this horrible process of... okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you, you're... you're, goodbye.
## 2853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let's fight it.
## 2854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hmm?
## 2855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let's call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.
## 2856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What old days? What are you talking about?
## 2857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did you start the paperwork yet?
## 2858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's right here on the desk, yeah.
## 2859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You don't have to do this, Michael.
## 2860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I can't, I can't...
## 2861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Undo it!
## 2862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can't change anything. This is the way...
## 2863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, you have the power to undo it.
## 2864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't... okay, just listen.
## 2865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Michael, undo it!
## 2866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't...
## 2867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
## 2868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have to fire someone today, okay?
## 2869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.
## 2870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, well... I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you're always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you.
## 2871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You're they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You're a fine man.
## 2872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't...
## 2873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one's gonna miss him. Good, good, good.
## 2874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?
## 2875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Creed's an idiot, you know that.
## 2876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, he...
## 2877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.
## 2878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, maybe I did.
## 2879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.
## 2880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Huh. No! I can't, no. I can't go back. I would look like an idiot.
## 2881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's why I'm being fired?
## 2882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 2883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So you might not look like an idiot?
## 2884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and...
## 2885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is unbelievable!
## 2886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I just hope that you and I can remain friends.
## 2887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Devon, wait, please.
## 2888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What!
## 2889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili's. From me. Okay? No hard feelings.
## 2890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [takes the gift certificate and tears it up] Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell!
## 2891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [watching nearly everyone leave] What about the Halloween party?
## 2892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.
## 2893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [motions for her to follow him] Come on.
## 2894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we're friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it's double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.
## 2895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I love Halloween. You know, it's just, it's just fun. Every year, it's just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob. It was topical. People got a... a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year.
## 2896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [ringing the doorbell of Michael's Condo] Trick or treat!
## 2897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               He... Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great.
## 2898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm a bumble bee.
## 2899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You look great! And you're a princess?
## 2900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 A fairy princess.
## 2901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A fairy princess. You're very... .
## 2902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm a lion.
## 2903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're a lion. [trying to to open a bag of candy] Wow, I want to hear your, your... Oh! [the bag tears open, spilling all the candy] Oh, okay, that's all yours. That's all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these.
## 2904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Where is my desk?
## 2905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That is weird.
## 2906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.
## 2907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.
## 2908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I didn't lose my desk.
## 2909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?
## 2910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, who moved my desk?
## 2911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think you should retrace your steps.
## 2912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!
## 2913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot.
## 2914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [In bathroom, answers phone] Dwight Schrute.
## 2915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [On the phone with Dwight] Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.
## 2916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.
## 2917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 2918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's by the ream?
## 2919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, yeah, ream.
## 2920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.
## 2921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.
## 2922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wash your hands, Kevin.
## 2923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [On the phone] Right, oh let me just check the pricing list. Hold on one second...
## 2924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Also on the phone] Sensei, hello it's Sempai...
## 2925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Umm...
## 2926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight...
## 2927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know what, let me give you a call right back. I'm going to uh, find it and then I'll call you back, thanks.
## 2928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes, I just had a ques-... Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai.
## 2929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Was that your mom?
## 2930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, that was my Sensei.
## 2931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, I thought it was your mom.
## 2932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei.
## 2933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool.
## 2934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Assistant Sensei.
## 2935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 2936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei.
## 2937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't want to stay until seven again this year.
## 2938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't really have any control over that Stanley.
## 2939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.
## 2940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [singing and tapping on his coffee mug] I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day.
## 2941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did you ask me here for any specific reason?
## 2942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uhh, yes, I did, here's the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.
## 2943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why is that secret? [Pam knocks and walks into Michael's office]
## 2944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [to Pam] Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin.
## 2945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.
## 2946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.
## 2947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's just last year you...
## 2948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Last year they were out of order, weren't they Pam?
## 2949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.
## 2950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That's pretty good. Um, actually, I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
## 2951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Updating emergency contacts.
## 2952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, is that really a priority?
## 2953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is it a priority? Oh I don't know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People's legs are crushed under rubble. "Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can't because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority." Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you.
## 2954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Catch-22.
## 2955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Catch-22. Yes. Why don't you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what's your cell?
## 2956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh, Larissa Halpert.
## 2957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's her address? [Ryan's cell phone rings]
## 2958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              117 Mount Bergin St.
## 2959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello?
## 2960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [in his office on his cell phone, talking in a fake high voice] Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.
## 2961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do you mean Neverland?
## 2962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is Tito.
## 2963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 2964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Calling from... [Ryan hangs up]
## 2965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Reading Jim's palm] You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.
## 2966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You making this up as you go along, aren't you?
## 2967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am just following the website.
## 2968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, at least I don't have cavities.
## 2969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, you have very nice teeth.
## 2970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 2971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Who is your emergency contact? [Ryan's phone rings]
## 2972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stacy.
## 2973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [looks to see who is calling but doesn't pick up]
## 2974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [Taps on the glass in his office to get Ryan's attention] Pick up.
## 2975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello?
## 2976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [in a high pitched voice] This is Mike Tyson.
## 2977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?
## 2978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.
## 2979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No I'm not.
## 2980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.
## 2981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this[/b]
## 2982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, give that back to me.
## 2983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, say please.
## 2984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No. That is not a toy.
## 2985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Please?
## 2986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Please?
## 2987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.
## 2988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.
## 2989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And this is more a ying-yang thing. The 'Michael' all cursive, the 'Scott' all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man.
## 2990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Could you practice on the forms?
## 2991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No women or children, unless provoked.
## 2992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, Roy?
## 2993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
## 2994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?
## 2995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.
## 2996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Because we're friends.
## 2997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Because I would kick his ass.
## 2998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...
## 2999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So? I've beaten up black belts.
## 3000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, how did you know they were black belts?
## 3001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.
## 3002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is your wife still your contact?
## 3003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is 'Becker' now.
## 3004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             'Kay.
## 3005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You don't need to write 'ex'.
## 3006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And after that, nobody ever messed with the 'Damn Rascals' ever again.
## 3007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, [starts snapping] you're a Jet all the way, right?
## 3008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You were a Jet?
## 3009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Have you signed the expense reports yet?
## 3010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's. Alright, I'm going to be in my office if anybody needs me. [Puts Dwight in a headlock] Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That's my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link.
## 3011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Argggg!
## 3012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends - I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments. And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.
## 3013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just hit me. You'll see.
## 3014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I can't. I just got a manicure.
## 3015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, queer... [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.
## 3016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just have Dwight punch you.
## 3017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.
## 3018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?
## 3019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What belt are they?
## 3020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...
## 3021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 3022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ... he cried at the end of it. He did.
## 3023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.
## 3024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?
## 3025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, I'll punch you.
## 3026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.
## 3027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Kiyah!
## 3028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!
## 3029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect? No, I did not.
## 3030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?
## 3031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. [Jim opens office door for Michael] Thank you.
## 3032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
## 3033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.
## 3034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know.
## 3035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.
## 3036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     French Onion?
## 3037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Obviously.
## 3038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 3040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it.
## 3041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [Pam knocks on his door] Go away.
## 3042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I just have a quick question.
## 3043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I haven't signed them, ok?
## 3044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?
## 3045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
## 3046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He's a purple belt. That's really high.
## 3047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.
## 3048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's just out there, you...
## 3049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, so that's what they are saying?
## 3050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 3051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, alright, where is Dwight?
## 3052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, Kitchen.
## 3053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hi-yah!
## 3055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 3056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.
## 3057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Now watch, let me take you from behind.
## 3058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 3059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.
## 3060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.
## 3061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, Really?
## 3062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.
## 3063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.
## 3064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!
## 3065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches[/b]
## 3066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I would block your first punch rendering it ineffective.
## 3067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 3069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know what? You're just lucky that we are at work right now.
## 3070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ooh, what about, uh, Dwight's dojo?
## 3071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, they must have class.
## 3072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it's free during the day. It's fine.
## 3073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Look...
## 3074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I've got the key.
## 3075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael...
## 3076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, Toby.
## 3077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Any word on those time cards?
## 3078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've got an idea[/b]
## 3079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight... Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm coming, fight...
## 3080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll.
## 3081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, no, it's not.
## 3082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think it is. A guy told me about that.
## 3083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Actually, it's a symbol for eternal discipline.
## 3084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 3085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [Reading Pam's palm, while she has on extremely padded gloves] Wow, that is really interesting.
## 3086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 3087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Your love line- I'm just kidding. I can't see anything.
## 3088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, look closer.
## 3089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [Jim moves his head closer and Pam taps him gently in the face] Oh, ok.
## 3090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Once point for me.
## 3091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [Gently taps Pam on the forehead] Tied up.
## 3092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, you're dead.
## 3093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now.
## 3094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, put me down. Put me down. [Meredith turns and looks at Jim and Pam] Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...
## 3095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?
## 3096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, Sensei!
## 3097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one - no kicks to the groin, home for dinner.
## 3098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Shi mate!
## 3099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hiii! [kicks Michael]
## 3100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 3101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Alright, break.
## 3102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What the hell was that?
## 3103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes!
## 3104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight - awarded a point.
## 3105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Eat it!
## 3107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alright, that's the way you want it.
## 3108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Two more.
## 3109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.
## 3110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sweep the leg.
## 3111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.
## 3112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I got his pants.
## 3114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It was my pants.
## 3115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No points for pants.
## 3116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot! [Lots of yelling and flailing of arms by Michael and Dwight]
## 3117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Clean single kick, gentlemen.
## 3118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.
## 3119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok, break. Break.
## 3120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No holding.
## 3121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. [Michael is using his head guard to hit Dwight] Eight points. Nine points. [Begins to hock a loogie]
## 3122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, stop it! Come on! Michael.
## 3123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Open your mouth.
## 3124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Michael!
## 3125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? "Raging Bull." Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. [Michael opens his blinds and looks at Ryan in the parking lot] There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. [Calls Ryan on the phone, Ryan doesn't pick up after seeing that Michael is calling] Oh, we're playing phone tag.
## 3126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Seven new messages. First New Message. [Michael's voice] "Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein." Next new message. "Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!"
## 3127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?
## 3128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fudge?
## 3129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [knock at the door] Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
## 3130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
## 3131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, to what?
## 3132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just put "The Hospital." Contact number[/b]
## 3133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.
## 3134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Later Jim.
## 3135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Later, Kev. [Puts French Onion Potato Chips on Pam's desk] Have a good weekend.
## 3136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, you too.
## 3137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [Knock at the door] Yeah.
## 3138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have the emergency contacts.
## 3139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?
## 3140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.
## 3141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.
## 3142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.
## 3143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Alright, bye.
## 3144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight?
## 3145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, did you finish yet?
## 3146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?
## 3147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm busy.
## 3148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, [points at himself] busier. Making the time.
## 3149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.
## 3150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We want to go home.
## 3151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
## 3152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The shipping place closes in a half hour.
## 3153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's g*ngb*ng this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.
## 3154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is illegal.
## 3155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't care.
## 3156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?
## 3157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Of course.
## 3158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.
## 3159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, I don't know...
## 3160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.
## 3161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.
## 3162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, title change only.
## 3163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'll have Pam send out a memo.
## 3164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.
## 3165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just a formality.
## 3166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Absolutely but not really.
## 3167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, I have so much to learn from you.
## 3168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes you do.
## 3169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you, Sensei.
## 3170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And, ditto.
## 3171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.
## 3172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [entering office] Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.
## 3173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No. They're in the conference room.
## 3174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 3175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wait, are those Michael's Levis?
## 3176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?
## 3177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
## 3178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [to Ryan] I'll take those. Thanks. [throws jeans under her desk]
## 3179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     This is a projection of the county's needs...
## 3180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.
## 3181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...
## 3182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. [groan] Years.
## 3183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-
## 3184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I changed it. To Chili's.
## 3185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excuse me?
## 3186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Radisson just gives out this vibe, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson". It's kind of snooty. So.
## 3187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You had no right to do that, Michael.
## 3188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
## 3189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It said that.
## 3190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
## 3191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.
## 3192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip.
## 3193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 3194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.
## 3195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No...
## 3196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.
## 3197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That is unbelievable.
## 3198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What is going on?
## 3199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We are doing worst first dates.
## 3200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.
## 3201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, that's a joke.
## 3202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, they had to come back for me.
## 3203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wait, when was this?
## 3204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Umm... it was not that long ago.
## 3205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance. [laughs]
## 3206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.
## 3207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, let's do this thing. [to Pam] Wish us luck.
## 3208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.
## 3209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 3210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [under his breath] Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.
## 3211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.
## 3212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well...
## 3213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
## 3214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare] Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. [to Oscar] Adios!
## 3215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So which way is Chili's?
## 3216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Uh, I'll drive.
## 3217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.
## 3218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?
## 3219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I know Scranton.
## 3220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           At all!
## 3221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 3222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-
## 3223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If it's a couple blocks away-
## 3224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dar de dar.
## 3225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.
## 3227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We should come up with a signal of some sort.
## 3228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why would we need a signal?
## 3229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-
## 3230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?
## 3231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, I... it could be either of us.
## 3232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.
## 3233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeees.
## 3234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hello? Christian?
## 3235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 3236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.
## 3237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just Jan Levinson.
## 3238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No Gould?
## 3239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. [To Christian] Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?
## 3240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, not long.
## 3241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, Jan, what happened?
## 3242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 3243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is Gould dead? What uh-
## 3244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
## 3245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?
## 3246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?
## 3247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             When did this happen?
## 3248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               We're in a meeting.
## 3249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This way, please.
## 3251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Christian.
## 3252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Alright, after you.
## 3253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 3254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [mouths "Wow" to the camera]
## 3255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.
## 3256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-
## 3257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Awesome blossom.
## 3258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 3259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [to Christian] I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?
## 3260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 3261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, it's done. Actually, [turns around] Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.
## 3262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So-
## 3263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I heard a-
## 3264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you have a-
## 3265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?
## 3266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Christian, you don't have to listen to this.
## 3267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's ok, I like jokes.
## 3268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just the one.
## 3270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.
## 3271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 3272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into my office and check some data for me.
## 3273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [to Michael on speakerphone] Ok, you want me to read 'em?
## 3274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 3275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-
## 3276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             When-
## 3278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nope. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.
## 3279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-
## 3280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh ho ho, yea! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?
## 3281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Sure. There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.
## 3282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is this real? [Pam dumps Michael's screenplay on Jim's desk]
## 3283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It is a screenplay. Starring himself.
## 3284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Agent Michael Scarn.
## 3285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Of the FBI.
## 3286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How long is this? [flips through pages] Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop. Drawings.
## 3287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is that?
## 3288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.
## 3289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 First guy says "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn". And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort". And the third guy says "I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe".
## 3290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!
## 3291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [to waitress] Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?
## 3292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do we all have our copy of "Threat Level
## 3293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, yeah.
## 3294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright, let's get this started. I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.
## 3295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's the character's name?
## 3296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah-
## 3297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, you guys should not be doing this.
## 3298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why not, Dwight? This is a movie. I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.
## 3299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You took something that doesn't belong to you.
## 3300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight-
## 3301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Brought it in here-
## 3302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Do you want to play-
## 3303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Made copies of it-
## 3304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?
## 3305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [making the mouth on his tie talk] Yum! Yum yum yum! [Christian laughs] That's delicious! I love it!
## 3306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.
## 3307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, we are out to save money.
## 3308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What's the bottom line?
## 3309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.
## 3310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words. That's her fault.
## 3311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?
## 3312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't think Christian has time for that.
## 3313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have time.
## 3314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back [Christian laughs]
## 3315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-
## 3316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [singing] Chili's baby back ribs...
## 3317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [reading the screenplay] Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta Jones enters.
## 3318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sir, you have some messages.
## 3319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not now!
## 3320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                They're important.
## 3321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, what are they?
## 3322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              First message is[/b]
## 3323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not in a thousand years, Catherine. We work together. And get off my desk!
## 3324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.
## 3325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.
## 3326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.
## 3327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy]
## 3328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, uh, I have to work late.
## 3329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [looks around conference room] You're joking right?
## 3330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-
## 3331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pow! Pow! Pow!
## 3332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.
## 3333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Michael's movie? Two thumbs down. [Smiles] Heh.
## 3334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. [out of character] Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?
## 3335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?
## 3336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. Sam, get my luggage.
## 3337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I forget it, brutha.
## 3338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. [out of character] Wait, who's Dwigt?
## 3339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.
## 3340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      D-W-I-G-H-T.
## 3341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, you know what? I am done with this. That's it, the end.
## 3342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-
## 3343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement. My uncle bought me some fireworks. Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.
## 3344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's actually a good idea. We'll all take a brief intermission. [To Pam] Hey, are you hungry?
## 3345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 3346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 3347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.
## 3348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Woo, well, this brings us to Jan. Truth or Dare? Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.
## 3349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh no, Michael, Michael, please. No, really.
## 3350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, so you're not gonna play? She's not playing.
## 3351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's not fair.
## 3352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       She's not playing the game.
## 3353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We'd been fighting for a while-
## 3354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Check please.
## 3355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it. But he also knew that I did. I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.
## 3356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You didn't.
## 3357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I was stupid.
## 3358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, you were not stupid. Gould was stupid. Right?
## 3360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's right.
## 3361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know?
## 3362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You were really brave! You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.
## 3363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's true.
## 3364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You said "World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!"
## 3365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I had plans to meet a friend tonight. Which I had to cancel. But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.
## 3366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [Pam lights a candle] Wow.
## 3367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     For the bugs.
## 3368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nice. That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.
## 3369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.
## 3370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right down the street?
## 3371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised. Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'. I know this place. I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have. It's home, you know? I know the challenges this county's up against. Here's the thing about those discount suppliers. They don't care. They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.
## 3372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 3373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's bad.
## 3374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's terrible.
## 3375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It, you know what, it really is.
## 3376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Uh- [Michael signals for her to shh]
## 3377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.
## 3378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?
## 3379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, I guess I'll see you in [looks at watch] ten hours.
## 3380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What are you going to do with your time off?
## 3381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.
## 3382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [points to Jim's iPod] You have new music?
## 3383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. [Pam puts her hand out for an earbud] Definitely.
## 3384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [waving to Christian] See ya.
## 3385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Bye... thanks. [pumps fist] Yes!
## 3386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We did it!
## 3387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We got it!
## 3388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.
## 3389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am really- [Michael kisses Jan] Thrilled. [Michael and Jan kiss again] Let's go.
## 3390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What!?
## 3391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's go.
## 3392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. [nervous laugh] Oh-ok.
## 3393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [waking up on office couch] Michael? Michael? [goes into Michael's office] Michael? [looks out Michael's window] His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. [taxi pulls into Dunder-Mifflin parking lot] Who's this? Jan?
## 3394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Morning, Pam. Hey.
## 3395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. [laughs] No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.
## 3396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hello, Dwight.
## 3397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Did you do her?
## 3398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Who.
## 3399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jan Levinson-Gould.
## 3400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, no, no, no Gould.
## 3401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Did you do her?
## 3402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is none of your affair because she is your boss-
## 3403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And she is your boss.
## 3404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. [to camera] Jan, I defend your honor. [to Dwight] Is that all?
## 3405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jan didn't come back for her car last night.
## 3406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What!?
## 3407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?
## 3408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, I don't know... [Jim laughs, phone rings] Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.
## 3409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No way.
## 3410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 3411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question[/b]
## 3412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Some might even say that we had our first date last night.
## 3413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, really?
## 3414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really.
## 3415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why might some say that?
## 3416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.
## 3417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hmm.
## 3418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. [Pam nods reluctantly] And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.
## 3419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We didn't dance.
## 3420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.
## 3421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Swaying isn't dancing.
## 3422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.
## 3423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have some faxes to get out.
## 3424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, come on, Pam. I-
## 3425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?
## 3426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [bouncing on an exercise ball] You should get one of these.
## 3427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. Thank you.
## 3428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.
## 3429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Done.
## 3430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. [knocks things around Jim's desk] Sorry.
## 3431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             S'ok.
## 3432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable s*x.
## 3433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're not having s*x.
## 3434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Plus, improves your reflexes [knocks over more stuff] see, I would have caught that.
## 3435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?
## 3436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's only twenty-five bucks.
## 3437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow. Um, ok. [pops Dwight's orb with scissors]
## 3438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pam, could I see you in my office?
## 3439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.
## 3440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Pam, you're trustworthy-
## 3441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 3442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And a woman-
## 3443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, no.
## 3444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] "Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you. I'll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon." First impressions?
## 3445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.
## 3446                                                                                                                              My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been [makes slashing neck hand motion] swack, divorced. Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we'll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing. We just sort of got caught up in the moment. The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager. Just, uh, she didn't want it to continue for some reason. It, we both, I didn't want it, we both didn't want it to continue. Was not professional. Um, when people say something's mutual, it never is. But this was mutual.
## 3447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [playing Jan's message] "I guess I missed you." I guess I missed you. So, she misses me?
## 3448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   She missed you.
## 3449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But then she goes on to say "that will be our only topic of discussion". That doesn't mean anything, those are just words.
## 3450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I have one idea of what it means.
## 3451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok. Yeah, what, what?
## 3452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.
## 3453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ohhh, great. Well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review-
## 3454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.
## 3455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ah, why, that's great news? That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?
## 3456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.
## 3457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, wow, wow. Alright, let's listen to that again. [plays Jan's message] "Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you".
## 3458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, hey, listen, Jim. Here's a little tip for your performance review.
## 3459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.
## 3461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.
## 3462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, yes, we do.
## 3463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, we don't.
## 3464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him and he'll be sure to give you a raise.
## 3465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.
## 3466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?
## 3467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I win.
## 3468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ugh, you know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today. I need to stay focused, and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Uh, stupid.
## 3469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wait, wait; one thing. Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?
## 3470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, duh.
## 3471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Duh.
## 3472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
## 3473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.
## 3474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.
## 3476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.
## 3477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.
## 3478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No kidding.
## 3479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's all about my bonus.
## 3480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael and Jan definitely made out.
## 3481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ohh...
## 3482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Maybe more.
## 3483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that goin'.
## 3484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, yea!
## 3485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good work, Stanley. Great performance review. Stanley in the house, everybody. Woo! Angela, your turn.
## 3486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.
## 3487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 3488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 3489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jan's on the phone for you.
## 3490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year.
## 3491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. [puts Jan on speakerphone] Yeah?
## 3492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 3493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?
## 3494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am returning your many calls.
## 3495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, hello to you, too. Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.
## 3496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.
## 3497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.
## 3498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.
## 3499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 3500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.
## 3501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Been thinking about you.
## 3502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.
## 3503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-
## 3504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 3505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 3506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Are the cameras with you...
## 3507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...in your office?
## 3509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 They are not. Yes, they are. [Jan hangs up] That's my girlfriend.
## 3510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I heard they made out and had s*x.
## 3511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, they just made out. That's it.
## 3512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I heard they made out and had s*x.
## 3513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.
## 3514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Romances?
## 3515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do. I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas. Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down? In a folder? A "Michael-idea" folder?
## 3516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry.
## 3517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's unfortunate. How 'bout the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.
## 3518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What suggestion box?
## 3519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously? Maybe there's prizes?
## 3520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.
## 3521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them. Hello, everybody? Yeah, uh, attention, please. Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.
## 3522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't you mean constructive criticism?
## 3523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What did I say?
## 3524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You said "constructive complements"; that doesn't make any sense.
## 3525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?
## 3526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [on phone] Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11
## 3527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Saturday.
## 3528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [pumps fist] ...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.
## 3529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [on phone] We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. [to Pam] Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?
## 3530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 3531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hi, Jan. How are you?
## 3532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm good; how are you?
## 3533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Good to see you.
## 3534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nice to see you.
## 3535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ok. [tries to kiss Jan's hand] Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.
## 3536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can we please go in your office?
## 3537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. [mouths to Pam] No calls.
## 3538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oooo.
## 3539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Alright [takes Jan's coat].
## 3540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 3541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's nice to see you.
## 3542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Nice to see you too, Michael.
## 3543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not like that.
## 3545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, well.
## 3546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.
## 3547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 3548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Period.
## 3549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 3550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do we understand each other.
## 3551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Absolutely.
## 3552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because "Oh, I regret that." But, "Wait, I'm still gonna call you." But, but, "We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job." But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.
## 3553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?
## 3554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. [cold Jan stare] We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?
## 3555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.
## 3557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 3558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you wearing a new perfume today?
## 3559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How is that a business question?
## 3560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, you're wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.
## 3561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Please don't smell me, Michael.
## 3562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Jim.
## 3563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, how's it goin'?
## 3564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh my God, did you see "The Apprentice" last night?
## 3565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
## 3566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can you believe who Trump fired?
## 3567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, that was unbelievable.
## 3568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
## 3569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You didn't see it?
## 3570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?
## 3571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't understand- [phone rings] Hold on. Sorry. [answers] Yes, Pam.
## 3572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.
## 3573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.
## 3574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.
## 3575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I did not, not, not use those words.
## 3576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting [to Pam] is it happening right now?
## 3577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it's in like ten minutes.
## 3578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Everyone's waiting in the conference room.
## 3579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Great. Very good.
## 3580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one[/b]
## 3581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What should we do to prepare for Y2K?
## 3582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I thought you read these every week.
## 3583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. [to Jan] That happens occasionally.
## 3584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It happens occasionally.
## 3585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            And, um, one down. Next suggestion[/b]
## 3586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That sounds serious, Michael.
## 3587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?
## 3588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tom?
## 3589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.
## 3590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. [blank stares] Tom? [acts like she's shooting herself in the head] Pow.
## 3591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.
## 3592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Next suggestion.
## 3593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Arrr, dooby dooby do. "You need to do something about your B.O."
## 3594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You need to do something about your B.O.
## 3595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
## 3596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
## 3597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.
## 3598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
## 3599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. "You need to do something about your coffee breath"-
## 3600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You need-
## 3601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            To do something about-
## 3603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
## 3604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sometimes you talk to us real close.
## 3605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-
## 3606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, when you have coffee breath-
## 3607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll work on that-
## 3608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's hard.
## 3609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.
## 3610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?
## 3611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.
## 3612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Next suggestion.
## 3613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Don't sl-", ok, that's blank [Dwight picks up note] Don't, just put it-
## 3614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "Don't sleep with your boss"? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?
## 3615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't, I can't-
## 3616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I don't understand why you're so upset.
## 3617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Please sit down.
## 3618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let me ask you-
## 3619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.
## 3620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, let me ask you this.
## 3621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Please, sit yourself down.
## 3622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let me ask you something.
## 3623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What, Michael.
## 3624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Where did you get your outfit?
## 3625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [loud metal music playing in a stairwell; Dwight pacing] You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! [plays air guitar] Yes! [kicks] Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!
## 3626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.
## 3627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Because nothing did, Michael. It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same
## 3628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Look-
## 3629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 3630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh my God...
## 3631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm sorry, am I interrupting? Oh God; were you guys making out?
## 3632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, Dwight; come in.
## 3633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 3634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What do you want Dwight?
## 3635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am ready for my performance review.
## 3636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, great. Your performance has been adequate. You may leave; goodbye.
## 3637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?
## 3638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave.
## 3639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?
## 3640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Why on earth would we give you a raise?
## 3641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking. Let me bring up one word[/b]
## 3642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You do? How do you get in?
## 3643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I have a copy of your key.
## 3644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's a serious offense!
## 3645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That is a serious offense. Very serious. As is toying with a man's heart.
## 3646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh! Michael, for God sakes!
## 3647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.
## 3648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, third wheel, why don't you do that?
## 3649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.
## 3650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That was deer!? Gross, oh!
## 3651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You liked it!
## 3652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, did not!
## 3653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Jan, have you ever had deer?
## 3654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's a delicacy. And you know what? It's an aphrodisiac. So when we're done here, you guys could go over to The Antler Lodge, sample some deer and talk about my raise.
## 3656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What do you say, Jan?
## 3657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do[/b]
## 3658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok. You just, uh, clear your head.
## 3659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Dwight opens door] Thank you, Dwight.
## 3660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you. [digs a cigarette out of her purse] Do you have a light?
## 3661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said "Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of".
## 3662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's from Superman?
## 3663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Smallville. And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise.
## 3664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you think Michael and Jan actually...
## 3665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't really wanna picture it. But thank you, Pam.
## 3666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How do you come back from that?
## 3667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know. Especially working together.
## 3668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?
## 3669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh-
## 3670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 As a human being.
## 3671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, no, I don't think you can.
## 3672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.
## 3673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wait.
## 3674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               'K?
## 3675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?
## 3676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, now is not the time or the place.
## 3677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?
## 3678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.
## 3679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?
## 3680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'
## 3681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?
## 3682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, it has nothing-
## 3683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Am I too short?
## 3684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.
## 3685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?
## 3687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I appreciate that, thank you.
## 3688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-
## 3689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-
## 3690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?
## 3691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So my looks have nothing to do with it?
## 3692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ohhh, God.
## 3693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now. And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am. And that is all I needed; I'm good. I can go home now.
## 3694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, it's 12
## 3695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ummm... no idea.
## 3696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Never missed a day, my ass.
## 3697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [Jim bows to Pam; she bows back] Thank you.
## 3698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [running through parking lot] I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! It's ok!
## 3699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. [sees man in a turban outside] Oh my God. Ohhh. [dials phone number] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here. [goes out onto office floor] Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.
## 3700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are we in danger?
## 3701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody. [knock at the front door]
## 3702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, should I call the... [Michael waves his hands] What?
## 3703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.
## 3704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...
## 3705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That just means you have to enter your password.
## 3706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh...
## 3707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's your password, Michael?
## 3708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, umm... [looks at Post-It on computer]
## 3709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, it's 1-2-3.
## 3710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 3711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mi-
## 3712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     AH! Guh-oood.
## 3713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry.
## 3714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Please don't do that.
## 3715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, I'm sorry. What is going on in there? Why is he here? What are you doing?
## 3716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't tell you.
## 3717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You have to tell me.
## 3718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't have to tell you anything.
## 3719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.
## 3720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr! That's strong!
## 3721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-
## 3722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm not going get a brain-
## 3723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Or get hit by a car-
## 3724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stop it.
## 3725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.
## 3726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go... away?
## 3727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed, it--- And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.
## 3728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So how do you search?
## 3729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                By keyword phrase.
## 3730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Try "profits". No! Try "Michael Scott". "Michael" "boss" and "funny". [Sadiq (IT guy) types; result pops up] Oh my God, wow! [chuckles] E-mail from Stanley. Stanley, Terribly nice guy. [reads e-mail] "Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late." Well, Stanley's an ass. Not one of our harder workers.
## 3731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?
## 3732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? [robot voice] I will destroy everything in my path-
## 3733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Actually, it's just-
## 3734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Beep! Bop!
## 3735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok...
## 3736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can.
## 3737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.
## 3738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.
## 3739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?
## 3740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what the problem is?
## 3741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I think I do.
## 3742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The problem is that when people hear the term "big brother", they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.
## 3743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I gotta erase a lotta stuff. A lot of stuff.
## 3744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.
## 3745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 3746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good. [Pam overhears]
## 3747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [whispers to Jim] Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.
## 3748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 3749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know!
## 3750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hmm...
## 3751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do you think that they're like-
## 3752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 3753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, right, no, no.
## 3754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [humming]
## 3755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?
## 3756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... [to camera guys] If you guys see anything... ?
## 3757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.
## 3758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice.
## 3759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
## 3760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Does he have access to their medical records?
## 3761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ummmm...
## 3762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.
## 3763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Meredith has an E-vite from Jim. Barbeque at Jim's tonight. Tonight? Wonder where my e-vitation is. Click on guest list. Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. Must be... .[scrolls down list] No.
## 3764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Angela-
## 3765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 3766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How's it going?
## 3767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's ok.
## 3768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?
## 3769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No. Are we supposed to?
## 3770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.
## 3771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hmm... [Pam reaches towards vending machine] Excuse me.
## 3772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 3773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be even approachabler.
## 3774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's pretty young.
## 3775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 3776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [to Michael] Are you gonna eat with us?
## 3777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Of course. Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of. Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup.
## 3778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hum.
## 3779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.
## 3780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The professors would go to the parties?
## 3781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them.
## 3782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. [sighs] He is very real.
## 3783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [to cameraman] What? [looks at Dwight eating a Baby Ruth] Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!
## 3784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Question[/b]
## 3785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, uh, no. Could-
## 3786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was wondering-
## 3787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Could, keep that down.
## 3788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why?
## 3789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Because not everybody knows about the party.
## 3790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Like who? Who doesn't know?
## 3791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Umm, Michael.
## 3792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why just Michael?
## 3793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Because it's a surprise.
## 3794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is it?
## 3795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hmm.
## 3796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, that's perfect!
## 3797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, don't tell.
## 3798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I won't.
## 3799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.
## 3801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? That's great.
## 3802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 3803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.
## 3804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [laughs] Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...
## 3805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, he can't make it.
## 3806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, ok, cool.
## 3807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey there.
## 3808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 3809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Almost quittin' time.
## 3810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.
## 3811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             One more hour. Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.
## 3812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, um... .I can't.
## 3813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You have plans.
## 3814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh hmm, definitely.
## 3815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I do, too. I do, too.
## 3816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You do?
## 3817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I do, yeah. Big plans.
## 3818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Because you said "do you wanna hang out"-
## 3819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no. Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-
## 3820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 3822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.
## 3823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's the best. It's the best. I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.
## 3824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Improv sounds great.
## 3825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It is. Ok.
## 3826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 3827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [someone coughs] What?
## 3828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I think Stanley just coughed.
## 3829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?
## 3830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No thanks.
## 3831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-
## 3832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm on a call.
## 3833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?
## 3834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-
## 3835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, alright.
## 3836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 3837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?
## 3838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm just leaving for the day.
## 3839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?
## 3840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Charity. Bake drive.
## 3841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Liar!
## 3842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 3843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You are a liar.
## 3844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I'm not.
## 3845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hangin' tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.
## 3846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Battlestar Galatica.
## 3847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's, whatever stupid show you want-
## 3848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't-
## 3849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  To watch tonight
## 3850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tonight.
## 3851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We're watching it.
## 3852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.
## 3853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.
## 3854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Clarinet.
## 3855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You, too, Dwight?
## 3856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Have fun tonight! Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. [to the camera] He has no idea!
## 3857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.
## 3858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?
## 3859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, you must be Dwight!
## 3860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You don't work with us.
## 3861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's because Mark's my roommate.
## 3862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.
## 3863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.
## 3864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hmm.
## 3865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When is the guest of honor coming?
## 3866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, uh, later-ish.
## 3867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               He's gonna love it!
## 3868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Great. [to a group of guests] Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-
## 3869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 3870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.
## 3871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Definitely.
## 3872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.
## 3873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, is Katy coming?
## 3874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.
## 3875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Huh, is it ok if I call her?
## 3876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We can talk about that later.
## 3877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene.
## 3878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [In Horshack voice from 'Welcome Back, Kotter'] Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.
## 3879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.
## 3880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Great. [skips] La la la la la laaa...
## 3881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [fake kicks in door] Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.
## 3882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. [gasps] That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.
## 3883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm supposed to meet my doctor here? Have ya seen him? He's a very angry midget.
## 3884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom! [shoots at Pregnant Girl and another actor] Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn't you? Didn't ya!? Well, you didn't, because I know where ya hid the diamonds. I been on to you and your little friends for weeks. [another actor steps in] Boom! Boom! Boom!
## 3885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm not even in the scene!
## 3886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Again!?
## 3887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Boom! Boom!
## 3888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stop, stop, ok, stop.
## 3889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Boom! Boom!
## 3890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You shot me, great. Now stop.
## 3891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why
## 3892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.
## 3893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going.
## 3894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok, what about the scene they set up?
## 3895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Boring.
## 3896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, it wasn't. No more guns.
## 3897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I could of-
## 3898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.
## 3899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me. Great.
## 3901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yehhhehh.
## 3902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeeehh, ok.
## 3903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jim's bedroom.
## 3904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's-
## 3905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cool... This is your desk.
## 3906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is my desk.
## 3907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Your home office?
## 3908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       My home office, this is it.
## 3909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.
## 3910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok, sure. Will do.
## 3911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.
## 3912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.
## 3913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And Dwight would be like-
## 3914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.
## 3915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Umm, [gasps] yearbook!
## 3916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.
## 3917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [finds Jim's picture] Ooooohhh no!
## 3918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah.
## 3919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You were so dorky!
## 3920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 3921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Freeze!
## 3922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm in.
## 3923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You wanna go over the rules one more time?
## 3924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no, no. I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.
## 3925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I promise it's worthit . Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.
## 3926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What are you... [whispers to Bill]
## 3927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Michael, what did you tell him?
## 3928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing.
## 3929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Then why are his hands up? Bill?
## 3930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.
## 3931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok, let's call it a day. Nice job, Bill.
## 3932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good, it's good. Good work, everybody.
## 3933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?
## 3934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I got sap on me.
## 3935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Chicken, hot dog, burger.
## 3936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm a vegetarian.
## 3937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There is soda inside.
## 3938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Guh.
## 3939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.
## 3940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, it surprised us all. I'll tell you why. Because when they---
## 3941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper? There's gotta be something else we can talk about.
## 3942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine. [Pam overhears]
## 3943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.
## 3944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 3945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?
## 3946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You tell me. Well, you do mean you and Jim right? Oh God. I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time. I'm sorry!
## 3947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's ok. It's ok.
## 3948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [smacks Ryan's hand] Not so fast... Fire Guy.
## 3949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How do I get to Bernie's Tavern from here?
## 3950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, don't worry. We're all gonna carpool.
## 3951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So Bernie's, huh? We're all going to Bernie's? [to camera] Go to Bernie's?
## 3952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.
## 3953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Right, right, right. Well guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you, but, you know, I have an office party. A big office party I need to go to, so... Can't get out of it.
## 3954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 3955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, see you later. Nice job, Bill. Not.
## 3956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [singing] Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...
## 3957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh by the way how's your side project going?
## 3958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, yeah I gave that up.
## 3959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 3960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.
## 3961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together, you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.
## 3962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [singing] Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
## 3963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Surprise! [laughs] Everybody!
## 3964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight...
## 3965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow! Who opened the morgue for this thing? I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in. [to Jim] There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it. Here ya go Temp, take my jacket! [sees Sadiq (IT guy)] Oh, come on! That guy? He is a good guy, not a terrorist. Karaoke, I love it! I am a karaoke fiend. I call dibs. I got next, I got next up. Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok? Where's that wine?
## 3966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. [singing] Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind---
## 3967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [singing] It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation. Divided, together, uh huh. Making love with each other, uh huh.
## 3968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We're making love!
## 3969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [singing] Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me...
## 3970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Talk! Just talk!
## 3971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am-
## 3972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Shut up!
## 3973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Funny story[/b]
## 3974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Go. Get the door.
## 3975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Here we are.
## 3976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Go. Push!
## 3977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh god.
## 3978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Push!
## 3979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, turn it around.
## 3980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really shove it.
## 3981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You'll break it.
## 3982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Shove it through! Break it!
## 3983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.
## 3984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 3985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I got a splinter.
## 3986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?
## 3987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.
## 3988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.
## 3989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    One, two, three. [they push the tree up and it breaks through a ceiling tile.]
## 3990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Merry Christmas!
## 3991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did it work?
## 3992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?
## 3993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.
## 3994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?
## 3995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.
## 3996                                                                                                  So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. [holds up a miniature pencil] This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.
## 3997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?
## 3998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yes, I got those cute little ones. [Angela looks at her disapprovingly] Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?
## 3999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We'll see.
## 4000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.
## 4001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [comes into the conference room in a Santa hat and beard] Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, [points to Ryan] pimp. I'm kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?
## 4002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fifty.
## 4003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me.
## 4004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that.
## 4005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.
## 4006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
## 4007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
## 4008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             One, two, three. [they lift and start to move a desk]
## 4009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You guys should use a hand truck.
## 4010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do we have one?
## 4011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 4012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [having trouble with a plastic tablecloth as Pam stands idly by] Will you help me?
## 4013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No! No way! It... no.
## 4014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
## 4015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You wanna be Santa?
## 4016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Have you ever seen Santa?
## 4018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I've seen Santa.
## 4019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 4020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Who cares?
## 4021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.
## 4022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, I would like to be the elf.
## 4023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That makes sense because he has elfish features.
## 4024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [now wearing an elf hat and ears] Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.
## 4025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that.
## 4026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.
## 4027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't [smiles happily].
## 4028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You get something good this year?
## 4029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think I did a pretty good job.
## 4030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah? Who did you have?
## 4031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.
## 4032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.
## 4033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 4034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.
## 4035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?
## 4036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.
## 4037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..
## 4038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.
## 4039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stanley, no, I'm going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons.
## 4040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I know how to plug something in.
## 4041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I want to do it.
## 4042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?
## 4043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Three, two, one. [very dim lights come on the tree]
## 4044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not great.
## 4045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm sorry, everybody.
## 4046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think the tree looks nice.
## 4047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, I could get some flares from my car.
## 4048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa.
## 4049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
## 4050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             First present, Oscar.
## 4051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [rips off the wrapping] Shower radio. Neat.
## 4052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, good, that was from me.
## 4053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..
## 4054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. Jim.
## 4055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, cool. [opens his plastic bag]
## 4056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's from me.
## 4057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Great. Where did you get it?
## 4058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't know. It was so long ago.
## 4059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag.
## 4060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yep. That's exactly what happened.
## 4061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam.
## 4062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [opens up her present] Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.
## 4063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There's a little more to it.
## 4064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right, next. Ryan. [tosses present]
## 4065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, don't!
## 4066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [unwraps present] Whoa, a video iPod.
## 4067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.
## 4068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.
## 4069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You don't know that.
## 4070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, you left the price tag on.
## 4071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I did?
## 4072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?
## 4074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 4075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh hey, for me. What is in here? [opens a handmade oven mitt] Oh, come on.
## 4076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I knitted it for you.
## 4077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   An oven mitt? Okay. [walks out]
## 4078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So Phyllis is basically saying, "Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.
## 4079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Should we just keep opening up the presents?
## 4080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions.
## 4081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.
## 4082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What is Yankee Swap?
## 4083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.
## 4084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.
## 4085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
## 4086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, I call it fun!
## 4087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why are we doing this?
## 4088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Because it's better. Because it's more special.
## 4089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It sounds mean.
## 4090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.
## 4091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [starts to cry]
## 4092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.
## 4093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'll take the teapot.
## 4094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.
## 4095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
## 4096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'll take the iPod.
## 4097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?
## 4098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.
## 4099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [after Ryan opens a new gift - a nameplate saying 'Kelly'] That was meant for Kelly.
## 4100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I figured.
## 4101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think this is going great.
## 4102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [unwrapping the poster] Yikes.
## 4103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, it's for Angela, so ..
## 4104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.
## 4105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Angela, you're up.
## 4106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'll take the poster. Some people like these.
## 4107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I will steal the iPod.
## 4108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.
## 4109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn.
## 4110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'll take the ... teapot.
## 4111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Damn it.
## 4112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, moving along. Meredith, let's go.
## 4113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I really want the iPod.
## 4114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else.
## 4115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [holding oven mitt] I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.
## 4116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'll take the oven mitt.
## 4117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.
## 4118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
## 4119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [opens present] "In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute."
## 4120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You and me, Michael. Yes!
## 4121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?
## 4122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I never said it was better than an iPod.
## 4123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand.
## 4124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [shooting paintball gun at target] Take that, Saddam!
## 4125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Last gift. Kevin.
## 4126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I want the foot bath.
## 4127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [pauses] Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot.
## 4128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam, steal something or pick the final gift.
## 4129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I want the iPod.
## 4130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Damn it.
## 4131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sure you don't want the teapot?
## 4132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..
## 4133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 4134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sorry, I ..
## 4135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No. No. Definitely. It's ..
## 4136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories.
## 4137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias.
## 4138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Got to be kidding me.
## 4139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.
## 4140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [after Phyllis leaves suddenly] What is she so upset about?
## 4141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe because you hated her present so much.
## 4142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.
## 4143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.
## 4144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.
## 4145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!
## 4146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You got a bonus check?
## 4147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How much?
## 4148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.
## 4149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All right, I'm done now.
## 4150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
## 4151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It comes to $166.41.
## 4152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
## 4153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
## 4154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Cool, cool. Box it up.
## 4155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?
## 4156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No trades.
## 4157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.
## 4158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             "A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane. Titanic.
## 4159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?
## 4160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No. I want it. I'm going to use it.
## 4161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You don't even drink tea.
## 4162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..
## 4163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay ..
## 4164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                .. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so. [demonstrates]
## 4165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.
## 4166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is awesome.
## 4167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.
## 4168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.
## 4169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So what are you going to get me instead?
## 4170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.
## 4171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
## 4172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is that?
## 4173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.
## 4174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We can drink?
## 4175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.
## 4176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?
## 4177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Me. Please.
## 4178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Go, here we go!
## 4179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.
## 4180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hi guys.
## 4181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 4182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
## 4183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Kevin Malone.
## 4184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stanley Hudson.
## 4186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ryan Howard.
## 4188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
## 4189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What line of work you in, Bob?
## 4190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.
## 4191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.
## 4192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.
## 4193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I had to. I needed defense.
## 4194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.
## 4195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's defense.
## 4196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, no. That is not worth it.
## 4197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It is worth it.
## 4198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Never.
## 4199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you kidding? You wait.
## 4200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Anybody making out in here? [checks hallway] Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. [takes picture of Jim] Okay, how's it going in here? [takes picture of Meredith and Kevin]
## 4201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?
## 4202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There should be some ..
## 4203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.
## 4204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      One, two, three. [do a shot]
## 4205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.
## 4206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, no.
## 4207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
## 4208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I really did not do anything.
## 4209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.
## 4210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.
## 4211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [laughs] No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]
## 4212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But ..
## 4213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..
## 4214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.
## 4215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!
## 4216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
## 4217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, my God! It's incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?
## 4218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.
## 4219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is so awesome.
## 4220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.
## 4221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 4222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're welcome.
## 4223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [grabbing Michael around the neck] Merry Christmas, asswipe!
## 4224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!
## 4225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]
## 4226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.
## 4227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Pacman need a drinky.
## 4228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.
## 4229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [listening to music through headphones] Yeahhh.
## 4230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Darryl. There you go. [hands him the Santa hat] You earned it.
## 4231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's okay, Mike.
## 4232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.
## 4233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right. Thanks, man.
## 4234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Merry Christmas.
## 4235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [looking at Xeroxed butt pictures] Whose butt is that?
## 4236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Mine.
## 4237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, how did I not guess that?
## 4238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [coming out of his office] Lampshade on head! It's happening!
## 4239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [as Jim decorates a passed out Todd Packer] Oh, no.
## 4240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 4241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, hello there. [Kelly leans up and kisses him] But what are you doing?
## 4242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know.
## 4243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.
## 4244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks for the party, Michael.
## 4245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?
## 4247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm in.
## 4248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 4249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael? Poor Richard's?
## 4250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, that sounds good.
## 4251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.
## 4252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?
## 4253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 4254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? [Meredith drops her top. Michael takes a picture] All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?
## 4255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay!
## 4257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 4258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hello. Jim?
## 4259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What's up, buddy?
## 4260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?
## 4261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.
## 4262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.
## 4263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who, Steve?
## 4264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is.
## 4265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.
## 4266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.
## 4267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.
## 4268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me.
## 4269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I love these.
## 4270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?
## 4271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, there it is. J1.
## 4272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           But I don't have any...
## 4273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.
## 4274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [putting quarters in] Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five...
## 4275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hello, everyone.
## 4276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good morning, Michael.
## 4277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Where are we going this afternoon?
## 4278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ah! Ha ha ha!
## 4279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.
## 4280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask."
## 4281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A ski mask and a swimsuit.
## 4282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.
## 4283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And brush our teeth.
## 4284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 4285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 4286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Stanley! Bo banley.
## 4287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I need to know...
## 4288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Banana fana fo fanley.
## 4289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What we're doing.
## 4290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Be my mo manley.
## 4291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You said bring a toothbrush.
## 4292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stanley.
## 4293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Is this an overnight?
## 4294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
## 4295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?
## 4296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Maybe, I don't know.
## 4297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Not maybe. Yes or no.
## 4298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.
## 4299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       In January?
## 4300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's cheaper.
## 4301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.
## 4302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!
## 4303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right!
## 4304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?
## 4305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No. This is mandatory. But don't worry, you know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.
## 4306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm already in business school.
## 4307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, this...
## 4308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait, Michael?
## 4309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 4310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?
## 4311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       To throw you off the scent.
## 4312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.
## 4313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.
## 4314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I took the tags off already.
## 4315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, "Who is this smart little cookie?" Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.
## 4316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.
## 4317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Leader... ship. The word "ship" is hidden inside the word "leadership," as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!
## 4318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Last year, Michael's theme was "Bowl over the Competition!" So guess where we went.
## 4319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?
## 4320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How about the sales department is the sails?
## 4321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.
## 4322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A furnace?
## 4323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeesh, how old is this ship?
## 4324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How about the anchor?
## 4325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What does the furnace do?
## 4326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. This just... it's the sales... I see the sales department down there. They're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!
## 4327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?
## 4328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Titanic?
## 4329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
## 4330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!
## 4331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.
## 4332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.
## 4333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they're singing their ethnic songs, and... actually, that might be warehouse.
## 4334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 4335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The... no, no. No, I didn't... okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is... leadership. We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.
## 4336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Aye aye, Captain.
## 4337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [singing] A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
## 4338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. [to Kelly] Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... [to Stanley] We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.
## 4339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cool.
## 4340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.
## 4341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.
## 4342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. [to boarding passengers] Hi, welcome aboard.
## 4343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 4344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose.
## 4345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, look! I'm king of the world!
## 4346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.
## 4347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!
## 4348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay! So...
## 4349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay! So...
## 4350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Please. The life preservers.
## 4351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 4352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.
## 4353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.
## 4354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...
## 4355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...
## 4356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...
## 4357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Rock it!
## 4358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Please, okay?
## 4359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!
## 4360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 4361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 4362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?
## 4363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We're all gonna have a good time tonight!
## 4364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?
## 4365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hm? Okay. Yep.
## 4366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. Right?
## 4367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam, were you a cheerleader?
## 4369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!
## 4370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's hilarious.
## 4371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's not hilarious, but...
## 4372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Where did you go to school?
## 4373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bishop O'Hara.
## 4374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?
## 4375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um, no.
## 4376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, I did! [chanting] A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We're the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
## 4377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!
## 4378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Having fun?
## 4379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. Everybody's really nice.
## 4380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.
## 4381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When are you going to start the presentation?
## 4382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.
## 4383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!
## 4384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, okay.
## 4385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Limbo, whoo!
## 4386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who's it gonna be?
## 4387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Me.
## 4388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay...
## 4389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Me! Me, me, me.
## 4390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh... usually it's a woman.
## 4391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm stronger.
## 4392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?
## 4393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you!
## 4394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.
## 4395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right, all right, that was great! Now it's time for the dance contest!
## 4396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But before that, I have to do my presentation.
## 4397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nope! Dance contest!
## 4398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!
## 4399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.
## 4400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
## 4401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, come inside and talk to me.
## 4402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!
## 4403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [chanting] Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!
## 4404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!
## 4405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I'm not going to do that.
## 4406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on!
## 4407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what I'm talking about!
## 4408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?
## 4409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! [chanting] Darryl! Darryl!
## 4410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's getting kind of rowdy down there.
## 4411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah. [chanting] Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
## 4412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sometimes I just don't get Roy.
## 4413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well...
## 4414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?
## 4415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, um... [A long silence.]
## 4416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm cold.
## 4417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, what's this presentation all about?
## 4418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?
## 4419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Women and children.
## 4420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.
## 4421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's a stupid analogy.
## 4422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
## 4423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.
## 4424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.
## 4425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 4426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.
## 4427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?
## 4428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.
## 4429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?
## 4430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.
## 4431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.
## 4432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             He's just sucking up!
## 4433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?
## 4434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.
## 4435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.
## 4436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!
## 4437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?
## 4438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it was Captain Jack.
## 4439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well... could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing. Congratulations. That is great!
## 4440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!
## 4441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!
## 4442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.
## 4443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Then I'll give you away!
## 4444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, thank you.
## 4445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you think that'll ever be us?
## 4446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 4447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?
## 4448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know. Let's break up.
## 4449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Whoa. What?
## 4450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       This is where Captain Jack drives the boat.
## 4451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow!
## 4452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon.
## 4453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Captain Jack is a fart face. I'm on medication.
## 4454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Really? What?
## 4455                                                           Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It's time to be boss. It's time to motivate. Let's blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We're going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it's my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It's a scary... it's a...
## 4456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?
## 4457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's a predicament, and it's something that each and every one of us has to think about.
## 4458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.
## 4459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Is somebody there?
## 4460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What happened to you?
## 4461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
## 4462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?
## 4463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.
## 4464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What a night.
## 4465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.
## 4466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           She was always engaged.
## 4467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Roy said the first one didn't count.
## 4468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...
## 4469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...
## 4470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I know.
## 4471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.
## 4472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.
## 4473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.
## 4474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    She's engaged.
## 4475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       BFD. Engaged ain't married.
## 4476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Huh.
## 4477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Never, ever, ever give up.
## 4478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.
## 4479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's a fake wheel, dummy.
## 4480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.
## 4481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [off camera] Yeah, that's right.
## 4482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 4483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.
## 4484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, what's wrong?
## 4485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!
## 4486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, wait wait wait wait...
## 4487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!
## 4488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!
## 4489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I want you to pick me up.
## 4490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 4491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok...
## 4492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What's going on?
## 4493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.
## 4494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am hurt. I hurt my foot.
## 4495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm sorry? Pam.
## 4496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [exasperated]
## 4497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What is going on?
## 4498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up. [Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone]
## 4499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OH GOD!
## 4500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, whoa, Michael...
## 4501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh God!
## 4502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.
## 4503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.
## 4504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?
## 4505                                                                                                                                                                                                 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
## 4506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam, could you come get me?!
## 4507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.
## 4508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?
## 4509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael, you should stay home and rest.
## 4510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?
## 4511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can you hop?
## 4512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.
## 4513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [panicked] No one wants to pick me up!?
## 4514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [silence, Dwight enters the office] What is going on? What is going on?
## 4515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.
## 4516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not sick! I'm burned!
## 4517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm coming Michael!
## 4518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh...
## 4519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm gonna save you!
## 4520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.
## 4521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!
## 4522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't want Dwight!
## 4523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?
## 4524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't have a girlfriend.
## 4525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             But you said that you went out with her this weekend.
## 4526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.
## 4527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [sounds of a car crash] What was that...
## 4528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What was that?! [everyone runs to Michael's office window]
## 4529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh!
## 4530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ohhhhhh!
## 4531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He hit the pole!
## 4532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's broken right, he can't...
## 4533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my gosh.
## 4534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh Dwight, Dwight, [Dwight pukes on his back windshield] Ohhhhhh!
## 4535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God!
## 4536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Is he ok?
## 4537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!
## 4538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!
## 4539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.
## 4540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.
## 4541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you explain why?
## 4542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.
## 4543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Burned my foot, Pam.
## 4544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.
## 4545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, where are you shipping your foot?
## 4546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...
## 4547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Your foot?
## 4548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you. Pam, messages please?
## 4549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You didn't have any.
## 4550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...
## 4551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And do my job?
## 4552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, your job is being my friend, Pam. OW! God!
## 4553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [holding mini-fan] It slipped.
## 4554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 4555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sorry.
## 4556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.
## 4557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.
## 4558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.
## 4559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.
## 4560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.
## 4561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What? Part of your duties are to what?
## 4562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 4563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You just said "part of your duties are to" something.
## 4564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I didn't.
## 4565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?
## 4566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What is wrong with you?
## 4567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where is my cornbread?
## 4568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Here you go.
## 4569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?
## 4570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.
## 4571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where are the yams?
## 4572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.
## 4573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?
## 4574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 4575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And they had no yams?
## 4576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 They had no yams.
## 4577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       How strange. Because they always have yams.
## 4578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?
## 4579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You've seen one of these?
## 4580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.
## 4581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Roy gave it to me for Christmas. I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.
## 4582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, no no no. Don't go there. I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.
## 4583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 4584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!
## 4585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh! Ha, haha.
## 4586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why would they all be...? Ok, see you later, Pan.
## 4587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pan?
## 4588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pam... PAAAM!?
## 4589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, God.
## 4590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [phone rings] What.
## 4591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come here please.
## 4592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Tell me before I come there.
## 4593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want you to rub butter on my foot.
## 4594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 4595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pam, please? I have Country Crock.
## 4596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 4597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh, ow. Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!
## 4598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          These covers are totally indestructible.
## 4599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 4600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah. Throw it. I promise it won't break. Chuck it. [Pam throws her mp3 player]
## 4601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh no, it's broken.
## 4602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What?!
## 4603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.
## 4604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That is so cool. Thanks Dwight!
## 4605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 4606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.
## 4607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!
## 4608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom. No, I'm not gonna call Jan. She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that? No, it was mutual. What is Pam doing chatting with you?
## 4609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Huh. Do you like candy?
## 4610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's alright.
## 4611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cause you're sweeter than candy.
## 4612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing]
## 4613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 4614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Wow, you just dive right into it.
## 4615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.
## 4616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [loud noise in bathroom] No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!
## 4617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What, what happened?
## 4618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.
## 4619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What do you need?
## 4620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ugh, not you. Someone else. Get Pam.
## 4621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.
## 4622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.
## 4623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ryan, is, uh, dead.
## 4624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, he's not.
## 4625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dead.
## 4626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I just saw him.
## 4627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No. Can't, can't you just get up yourself? I... You only grilled your foot.
## 4628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ugh, forget it. I'll just get up myself. No! Uh, aaaahhh! Ah! Oh God!
## 4629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?
## 4630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.
## 4631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And that isn't weird?
## 4632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wow...
## 4633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
## 4634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.
## 4635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
## 4636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
## 4637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
## 4638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm not disabled and neither are you.
## 4639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, [lifts up cooked foot] what does this look like to you Stanley?!
## 4640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mailboxes, Etc.
## 4641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.
## 4642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.
## 4643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [sigh] I burned my foot!!! Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!
## 4644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [looking up at Creed] Dad?
## 4645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.
## 4646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Quick question
## 4647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Twice.
## 4648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good question. Forrest Gump
## 4649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think that's from Big.
## 4650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't think so, no.
## 4651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
## 4652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. [sigh] A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?
## 4653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh hmmmm... .
## 4654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What you mean uh hmmm... ?
## 4655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I mean I'm learning nothing.
## 4656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 4657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.
## 4658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, right in here, come on in.
## 4659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 4660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.
## 4661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.
## 4662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park
## 4663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You are so brave. You are so brave.
## 4664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...
## 4665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.
## 4666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.
## 4667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?
## 4668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't know, like 30 seconds?
## 4669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.
## 4670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               How did you get in your wheelchair?
## 4671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. [Everyone laughs]
## 4672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.
## 4673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.
## 4674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.
## 4675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore.
## 4676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well they notice it. Don't you? You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?
## 4677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
## 4678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...
## 4679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok...
## 4680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? [to Dwight, whose arms is raised] Yes. Yeah? yes...
## 4681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight, you have your hand up.
## 4682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...
## 4683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know what Michael?
## 4684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah...
## 4685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Let me stop you right there.
## 4686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 4687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And leave.
## 4688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.
## 4689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What's wrong with that guy?
## 4690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.
## 4691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.
## 4692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [popping his bubble wrap cast] Hey!
## 4693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!
## 4694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.
## 4695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You are very welcome.
## 4696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Did you get the yams?
## 4697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!
## 4698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [sigh] Ok, I'll just have the pudding.
## 4699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You sure?
## 4700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeh.
## 4701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 4702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.
## 4703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.
## 4704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
## 4705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.
## 4706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [hits his head on his desk] Uh, ugh, ohhhh...
## 4707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.
## 4708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.
## 4709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.
## 4710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why don't you go with him?
## 4711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I, barely know him...
## 4712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I want Michael to take me...
## 4713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.
## 4714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can take my van!
## 4715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.
## 4716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 4717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.
## 4718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.
## 4719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Choo choo choo choo choo choo...
## 4720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What are you doing? What, stop...
## 4721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Vietnam sounds.
## 4722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Dwight falls onto the couch] Stop, stop, stop, stop.
## 4723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tired... [Jim grabs spray bottle from planter]
## 4724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You can't lay down.
## 4725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Want to take a rake... .
## 4726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wake up. [sprays Dwight]
## 4727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ahh!
## 4728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.
## 4729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm just gonna get...
## 4730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok, Pam, thanks.
## 4731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Get up, get up.
## 4732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're the best.
## 4733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 4734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just keep him awake.
## 4735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It smells like chicken soup.
## 4736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 4737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have to go to the hospital.
## 4738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 4739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Where we going?
## 4740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I just want to say goodbye ok?
## 4741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'll be back, I mean...
## 4742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.
## 4743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why?
## 4744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's just hard to explain.
## 4745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Aw, Pam, you're adorable [taps her nose]
## 4746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh my goodness!
## 4747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [giggles]
## 4748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come here.
## 4749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, huggy hugs.
## 4750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Shotgun!
## 4751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?
## 4752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
## 4753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?
## 4754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, I think she has a kid.
## 4755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.
## 4756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where are we going?
## 4757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Come on, get inside.
## 4758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where are we going?
## 4759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
## 4760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
## 4761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We're going to the hospital, Michael.
## 4762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I know, just sayin'.
## 4763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight, what are you drinking?
## 4764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I found it under the seat.
## 4765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.
## 4766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm thirsty.
## 4767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Give the bottle to Michael [sprays Dwight]
## 4768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 4769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Give the bottle to Michael!
## 4770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm thirsty!
## 4771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Give it to me.
## 4772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 4773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight... [to Jim] You just keep your eyes on the road. [to Dwight] Give me the bottle or you're fired.
## 4774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
## 4775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Give it to me Dwight.
## 4776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No. [takes a drink]
## 4777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Give me the bottle!!
## 4778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [to Michael] Will you stop?
## 4779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Gimme the bottle, Dwight!
## 4780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael stop.
## 4781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [drinks] Mmmmm...
## 4782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Just give it!
## 4783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael stop. [sprays Michael, then Dwight]
## 4784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! [Dwight whines] Gimme the bottle!
## 4785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stop [sprays Michael]
## 4786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          My eyes!
## 4787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!
## 4788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          My eyes!
## 4789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight, what is your middle name.
## 4790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Danger.
## 4791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [sigh] Something with a "K".
## 4792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.
## 4793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What do I write under "reason for visit"?
## 4794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?
## 4795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nothing. I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital".
## 4796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.
## 4797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore. I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. [Dwight falls towards Jim]
## 4798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Come on Dwight. [sprays Dwight]
## 4799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hi Michael!
## 4800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hi Dwight.
## 4801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ahhh. Mweehaa
## 4802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?
## 4803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A head injury.
## 4804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.
## 4805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [to Dwight] So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.
## 4806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is that?
## 4807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?
## 4808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.
## 4809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, what kinda machine is that?
## 4810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Does the skin look red and swollen?
## 4811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's what she said.
## 4812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's my joke, damnit Dwight.
## 4813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment...
## 4814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         It's ok, they're with me.
## 4815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No metal of any kind.
## 4816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.
## 4817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't want to do this.
## 4818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up. We'll, see you when you get out.
## 4819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 4820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Fine. Fine.
## 4821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
## 4822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.
## 4823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?
## 4824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.
## 4825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.
## 4826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael went in there with him too. It's pretty sweet.
## 4827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Really? Michael went in with him?
## 4828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh huh.
## 4829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 4830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.
## 4831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, that's uh, good news [Pam sees Angela eavesdropping] Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.
## 4832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 4833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ok. Bye.
## 4834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bye.
## 4835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, Oscar?
## 4836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What's up, Pam?
## 4837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok. The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.
## 4838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ok...
## 4839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.
## 4840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two, uh Sir? [Michael tries to put his leg in the scanner] Stop that. Stop. Stop that.
## 4841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not much what's up with you?
## 4842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God.
## 4843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
## 4844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?
## 4845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's up-dog?
## 4846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nothin' much what's up with you?
## 4847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
## 4848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?
## 4849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm on the phone.
## 4850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?
## 4851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What's that?
## 4852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?
## 4853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Huh?
## 4854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [low] No, damn it!
## 4855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What does that mean?
## 4856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What does what mean?
## 4857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The thing you just said?
## 4858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Just forget it.
## 4859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
## 4860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's up-dog?
## 4861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?
## 4862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Good. How are you doing?
## 4863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [mouthing] So close.
## 4864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [low] Damn it.
## 4865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a...
## 4866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Empty mind.
## 4867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.
## 4868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?
## 4869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He's out sick.
## 4870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's unacceptable.
## 4871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I agree it's unacceptable. [longing look]
## 4872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whhh... What are you guys doing?
## 4873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 4874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 4875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oscar is out sick.
## 4876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        On a Friday? [Dwight nods]
## 4877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Can I do some of the talking?
## 4878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I will do all the talking.
## 4879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ok, let him know that I'm here.
## 4880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello.
## 4881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What difference does it make whether your here?
## 4882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hello?
## 4883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hi, Oscar its Michael.
## 4884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And Dwight.
## 4885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?
## 4886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah I think I came down with the flu.
## 4887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really? Oh, that is a shame. You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.
## 4888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I feel terrible about it.
## 4889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.
## 4890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What are your symptoms?
## 4891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I have the chills.
## 4892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Umm, hmmm.
## 4893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I feel nauseous and my heads killing.
## 4894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Checks out.
## 4895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.
## 4896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday. Unless you're still sick. So have a great long weekend.
## 4897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish]
## 4898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok. First impressions?
## 4899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He sounded sick.
## 4900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.
## 4901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's exactly what I was thinking.
## 4902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Question? May I investigate?
## 4903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.
## 4904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I bought my veil.
## 4905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?
## 4906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ummm...
## 4907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?
## 4908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...
## 4909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.
## 4910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time. It's much sexier. [Pam puts hair back up] [Michael walks by Jim] Man, this must be torture for you.
## 4911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.
## 4912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey Michael.
## 4913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey Jim-bag.
## 4914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.
## 4915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 4916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Umm, hmm.
## 4917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Who else knows?
## 4918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nobody.
## 4919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow!
## 4920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.
## 4921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My lips are sealed. [singing] My lips are sealed... Bangles.
## 4922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright. Great. Thank you.
## 4923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [singing] Can you hear me, they talk about us...
## 4924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?
## 4925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, I think I can handle it.
## 4926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do you think? Or do you know?
## 4927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think.
## 4928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [low] Oh God, here.
## 4929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, whatcha gettin'?
## 4930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm going with grape.
## 4931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?
## 4932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Which one?
## 4933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Any of em? So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the "P" situation?
## 4934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I don't know what you mean.
## 4935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        P-A-M. P-A
## 4936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh, uh, ok.
## 4937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No it's okay, we're talking code.
## 4938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What is?
## 4939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?
## 4940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm going to take off actually.
## 4941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Alright, well, cool. [Michael walks by Jim] Still deciding?
## 4942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hmm?
## 4943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.
## 4944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.
## 4945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.
## 4946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's Grrrrrrape! Soda.
## 4947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tony the tiger. You don't hear that much any more.
## 4948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Not so much.
## 4949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, what is going on here?
## 4950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nothing.
## 4951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, really nothing? Fact
## 4952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Fact
## 4953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok. So what is the secret Michael?
## 4954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.
## 4955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is that true?
## 4956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
## 4957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you Michael. I know your telling the truth.
## 4958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 4959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can tell. I won't let you down.
## 4960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 4961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 4962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick. What are you doin' for lunch?
## 4963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.
## 4964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh nonsense [lifts leg and puts it on Jim's desk], no way, no. Why don't, why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.
## 4965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, that's alright, thank you though. It's, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.
## 4966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room. Have a little picnic order some 'za. Talk about you know who.
## 4967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.
## 4968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I know just he place.
## 4969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [at Hooters] Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?
## 4970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.
## 4971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o'clock. Hi.
## 4972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey I'm Dana. Welcome to Hooters.
## 4973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We're not worthy. We're not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers.
## 4974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Nope we're not brothers.
## 4975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm his boss actually. And I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants.
## 4976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks.
## 4977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And for you?
## 4978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?
## 4979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, it's great. It's served with our world famous wing sauce.
## 4980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmmm, sounds yummy. I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]
## 4981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is that what you really want?
## 4982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.
## 4983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 4984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who took all the black ones?
## 4985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That's a communal bowl.
## 4986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?
## 4987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don't know.
## 4988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sniffling how?
## 4989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?
## 4990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Three.
## 4991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, it was the second one.
## 4992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, good, thank you. That wasn't so hard now was it?
## 4993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nuh-uh.
## 4994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What do you like best about Pam?
## 4995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, I really don't want to talk about it.
## 4996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Is it her boobs, or...
## 4997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, she's easy to talk to I guess and she's got a really good sense of humor.
## 4998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 4999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uh-huh.
## 5000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Never get's any of my jokes.
## 5001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What about you?
## 5002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Her boobs, definitely.
## 5003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow, that's not what I meant.
## 5004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Here you go.
## 5005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, thank you.
## 5006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And I understand we have a birthday today.
## 5007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ohhh happy birthday Jim!
## 5008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ready girls? Front side.
## 5009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Whoo, hoo!
## 5010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 5011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Woo! Yeah!
## 5012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thanks, thanks Dana.
## 5013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you very much.
## 5014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hilarious. Hey.
## 5015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What did you guys talk about?
## 5016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [Holds up Hooters t-shirt] Just you know politics, literature.
## 5017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I hate you.
## 5018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.
## 5019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just go to his house and see if he's sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.
## 5020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Including prep time?
## 5021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Just do it.
## 5022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.
## 5023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Michael messes up hair to look like Jim's] Expenses.
## 5024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael is that a wig?
## 5025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No. It's... I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?
## 5026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 5027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This is from Hooters.
## 5028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, it's a business lunch.
## 5029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did Toby approve this?
## 5030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No he did not. I don't need his permission.
## 5031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?
## 5032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Uhhh it's ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don't understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?
## 5033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.
## 5034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm not processing this.
## 5035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?
## 5036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He seems fine to me.
## 5037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged. So just cut me some slack. Please?
## 5038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam?
## 5039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?
## 5040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.
## 5041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jim has got it bad for Pam.
## 5042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh ho! Which one is Pam?
## 5043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?
## 5044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam... and me.
## 5045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me. So I tailed her for six straight nights. Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved.
## 5046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim, why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Pam?
## 5047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I [hesitate] don't. Riveting.
## 5048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Nice... she is so hot.
## 5049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Did you find anything good in your desk?
## 5052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ah, coupon for a free sandwich.
## 5053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Score.
## 5054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago.
## 5055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Big day.
## 5056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Big day.
## 5057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It's so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
## 5058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 5059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael.
## 5060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 5061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And seriously, it's totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean.
## 5062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
## 5063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh you did?
## 5064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I mean, just 'cause we like got along so well.
## 5065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, no, you saw through me, great.
## 5066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?
## 5067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh yeah, yeah... hope that's okay.
## 5068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mmm, hmm.
## 5069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it.
## 5070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cool.
## 5071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 5072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stay low... This is it... There he is. He's been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa... Oh yes. Let's roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what's going on here. You weren't sick at all.
## 5073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who's this?
## 5074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?
## 5075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Gil.
## 5076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Are you going to tell Michael?
## 5077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor. Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.
## 5078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake.
## 5079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know, I know, I know.
## 5081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Umm, what happened?
## 5082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just... I know. I'm just, I just hope that, I just hope that [starts to get choked up] this doesn't affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.
## 5083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.
## 5084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ok, I'm fine, no I know, I'm good, I'm good, it's just.
## 5085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?
## 5086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah I'm good.
## 5087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 5088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Creed did you organize the menu book?
## 5089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
## 5090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, that was mandatory.
## 5091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
## 5092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, here's your schedule for next week. Are you okay?
## 5093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah I'm fine. Look, about you and Jim.
## 5094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, no, that's, you don't have to.
## 5095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I feel it's my responsibility as your boss slash friend.
## 5096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.
## 5097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.
## 5098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?
## 5099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I'm done. That's it. I'm out.
## 5100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ready?
## 5101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 5102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         People are always coming to me. "Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott.
## 5103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [catching Jim looking at him at Pam's desk] What?
## 5104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, nothing.
## 5105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.
## 5106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [again catching Jim looking at him] What?
## 5107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, nothing.
## 5108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
## 5109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Spamster!
## 5110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Um, Pam plus Spam plus...?
## 5111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hamster.
## 5112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 5113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Welcome back! How was your vacation?
## 5114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It was great.
## 5115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 5116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mm-hm.
## 5117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Did you get lucky? Oh! Boink!
## 5118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.
## 5119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I am Pam. Spicoli guy. Oh, God. Names, numbers. Okay. [walking into office] Whoa! God! Yuck, yuck. Yuck. Yuck!
## 5120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 5121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wow! What happened in there?
## 5122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know.
## 5123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There is stink in there, my God! What is... what is that?
## 5124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [looking at pile on Michel's carpet] Oh... I don't know.
## 5125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is it a bird?
## 5126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, I don't think it's a bird.
## 5127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, God! How could that happen? How could... right in the middle of the carpet.
## 5128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What's goin' on?
## 5129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.
## 5130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [taking a look] I don't think that's vomit.
## 5131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Check it out.
## 5132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Me?
## 5133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Check it out. Don't be a wuss, just get... no, I'm not holding your coffee.
## 5134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, that's ridiculous.
## 5135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What is it?
## 5136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael. [tapping on door]
## 5137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What is it? No, just tell me what it is.
## 5138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [pounding on door] Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here. I can't hold my breath that long.
## 5139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Open the door up!
## 5140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It smelled terrible.
## 5141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [after going in to check out the smell] Phew. Oh! No, mm-mm. [leaving quickly]
## 5142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there.
## 5143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's no burst pipe.
## 5144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           How do you know that? What is it, then?
## 5145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hi guys. Somebody makin' soup?
## 5146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [as cleaning lady with mask leaves] Here she comes. All cleaned? Great. [walks into office]
## 5147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [coughing] It's still stinky.
## 5148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That is worse.
## 5149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet. Total permeation.
## 5150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [while in his reeking office] I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape. Um... [clearing throat] I can't stand it [gets up to leave], I can't stay in here another second. No!
## 5151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hey! Welcome back!
## 5152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks!
## 5153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?
## 5154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A little.
## 5155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good! What's goin' on here?
## 5156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.
## 5157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [barely stifling laughter] It wasn't me. Um... it wasn't me. [regaining composure] It was not me.
## 5158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [smelling the stink] Oh. Wow.
## 5159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [giggles at Roy]
## 5160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [sitting at Jim's desk] Hey Jim. I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.
## 5161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That might be a little difficult with the one computer.
## 5162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh... It's ...
## 5163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   But there's definitely a desk open in the back.
## 5164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [reluctantly] Yeah ...
## 5165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...which I guess I'll be taking.
## 5166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, no, no! Seriously, I don't mind sharing.
## 5167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.
## 5168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, Kelly.
## 5169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Are you moving back here?
## 5170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.
## 5171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy.
## 5172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Allergy to... the desk?
## 5173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [shaking head] Weird.
## 5174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [putting his feet on desk] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen.
## 5175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [putting his feet on desk] Ha ha ha... the old bullpen.
## 5176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't ape me.
## 5177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 5178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This is great.
## 5179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 5180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The pressures of my office are insane.
## 5181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [agreeing] Mm.
## 5182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I just... you couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know? I used to sit right here.
## 5183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No way!
## 5184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And who had your office?
## 5186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ed Truck. [exclaiming is disgust] Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, "Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us. Stop having fun. Start pretending to do work." What a jerk. He's... You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.
## 5187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [to Jim] I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut. I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big? So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that. So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit...
## 5188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know who used to sit at that desk?
## 5189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?
## 5190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mm-mm. Todd Packer.
## 5191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 5192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I thought he was out on the road.
## 5194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He was, but, uh... that desk was empty. He'd come in and sit there sometimes.
## 5195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah.
## 5196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When I was in training, many years ago... not so long ago... I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office [picture behind Michael falls]. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.
## 5197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
## 5198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [on phone] Excuse me one second, please. [to Michael] What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?
## 5199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. [laughs] Okay.
## 5200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.
## 5201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [after Michael punches him in the arm] What did you hit me for?
## 5202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Charley horse!
## 5203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 5204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Charley horse!
## 5205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.
## 5206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, okay. Gah.
## 5207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. [giggles] It was hysterical.
## 5208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [to Jim] Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones...
## 5209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.
## 5210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's the lever on the side.
## 5211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what I told him. Thanks. [leaves]
## 5212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh my God, he is so cute! Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?
## 5213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, I don't think I can...
## 5214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, please Jim? Please, please, Jim. Please, please, please? He's so cute. I like him so much. And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim, please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please...
## 5215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [whispering] Dwight.
## 5216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [whispering] Michael.
## 5217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's send up Accounting.
## 5218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 5219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Old fashioned raid. Sales on Accounting. Yeah. Follow my lead.
## 5220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey guys.
## 5221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Michael.
## 5222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ahem. What's up?
## 5223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Dwight.
## 5224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [as they throw accountants' files and supplies around] Ahhhh! Whoo hoo! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Sales rules!
## 5225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah! [laughing]
## 5226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah! Oh ho ho [laughing]
## 5227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Should we help 'em pick up their stuff?
## 5228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, no, no, no. We don't do that. We don't do that.
## 5229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 5230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Watch out, Pam. You're next!
## 5231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You're gonna throw my things on the ground?
## 5232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Maybe!
## 5233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it [chuckles], it makes sense [regains composure] But it... it was still wrong.
## 5234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.
## 5235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.
## 5236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [on phone] Hello, am I the 107th caller? [hangs up, dials again] Hello, Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and dials again] Hell , Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and begins to dial again] I'm totally gonna win us that box set.
## 5237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stop.
## 5238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jethro Tull...
## 5239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Stop it. [Dwight hangs up] Stop. It. [Dwight beings to dial] Don't. Don't.
## 5240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I need to make a sales call. Please?
## 5241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 5242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [on phone, whispering] Am I the 107th caller?
## 5243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [to Roy in Jim's earshot] ...back so soon.
## 5244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.
## 5245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, right.
## 5246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.
## 5247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend. I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday. Then I get a four-day weekend.
## 5248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [to unseen co-worker] But it's so weird to fall asleep. And I just hate it. 'Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9
## 5249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [to Roy as Jim escapes into bathroom] Are you kidding?
## 5250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 5251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hi, guys.
## 5252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.
## 5253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm just walking around.
## 5254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Were you?
## 5255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, yeah.
## 5256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.
## 5257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that? Because I'm having fun? You guys just are workin' for the weekend, aren't you? I'm workin' for the week. Sales team, listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna up the ante a little bit literally. Right here, I'm gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash. Sound good?
## 5258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 5259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [counting cash] Seventy, eighty, one, two three. Eighty-three dollars. Still a lotta money and I'm going to ... [moves money after seeing workmen walk by] ... I'm gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it. I will be taking Jim's clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest. Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?
## 5260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're gonna compete against us?
## 5261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!
## 5262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It is so on!
## 5263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        God, this is gonna be fun.
## 5264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!
## 5265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [on phone] So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring. Very good, nice doing business with you. Thank you. [hangs up] Yes! [chuckles] Oh, yeah! Read it and weep. Oh! Oh, look at that! [puts post-it on Phyllis' forehead] Look at me, Phyllis! Oh, what is that? That's my sale! [humming then dancing victoriously]
## 5266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [walking by with new carpet] What... What's that? Whatcha doing?
## 5267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [stops dance] Nothing.
## 5268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughing] I think he's dancing.
## 5269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No. Just ...
## 5270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That was definitely not dancing.
## 5271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know what, guys? It's none of your concern. It was official business, so just...
## 5272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Paper business.
## 5273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, paper business. Is this done?
## 5274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nope.
## 5275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour. If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that. [snaps]
## 5276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.
## 5277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [to Oscar] Who do you think did it?
## 5278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Are you kidding? I thought it was you.
## 5279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Really? I thought you. [both laugh in Michael's earshot]
## 5280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This was no act of God. A person did this. A person who works in this office. Maybe all of them.
## 5281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You know what? Today is not a good day for a sales contest. We're... we're not... we're not doin' this today.
## 5282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That doesn't seem fair.
## 5283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You wanna talk about fair? Does anyone need to smell my old carpet? You explain to me how that was fair, and I'll explain to you how this is fair. Plus I just... I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.
## 5284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But you're the one who picked today.
## 5285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talkin' about.
## 5286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's not what a hate crime is.
## 5287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well I hated it! A lot! Okay, I... you know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done . [no one comes forward] Very well. Then you are all punished.
## 5288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's our punishment?
## 5289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You're all on a time out. Just sit there quietly. [phone rings, Phyllis reaches to answer] No. NO! [phone continues to ring]
## 5290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 5291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 5292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.
## 5293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 5294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What do you think of Kelly?
## 5295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't know. Depends if you like a little junk in ... [notices camera] Umm... She's really cool.
## 5296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Are you interested in her?
## 5297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, totally.
## 5298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 5299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did she say something?
## 5300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          She said lots of things.
## 5301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out?
## 5302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have no idea.
## 5303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Can you find out?
## 5304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. Sure.
## 5305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?
## 5306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you remember Ed Truck?
## 5307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?
## 5308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 How would I know?
## 5309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I thought you might.
## 5310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              My biggest fear is turning into him.
## 5311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.
## 5312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [sighs] I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?
## 5313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [meeting Ed Truck in parking lot] Ed? Hi. Thanks for meeting me. Must be kinda neat comin' back.
## 5314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah. Should we go upstairs?
## 5315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don't wanna be up there right now.
## 5316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, what's the problem with my pension?
## 5317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, no, no, no. You're good. It was clerical. You're good. Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.
## 5318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, what was done?
## 5319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I didn't get a good look at... it, but it smells horrible.
## 5320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.
## 5321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 5322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, that figures. So how did you deal with people not liking you?
## 5324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can't expect to be friends with everybody.
## 5325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well... s-sure I can.
## 5326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. They'll always think of you as a boss first.
## 5327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not necessarily. You can love a boss like you do a father.
## 5328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm not sure that ever happens.
## 5329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, okay. Different management styles.
## 5330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why can't your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?
## 5331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."
## 5332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [on phone] Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
## 5333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You just asked a girl out on the phone!
## 5334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 5335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [on phone] Yes.
## 5336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.
## 5337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Who is this? How did you get this number?
## 5338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Your mom, you gay nerd!
## 5339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'?
## 5340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, did you get that package I left for you?
## 5341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?
## 5342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It was pretty big.
## 5343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 5344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you see a big package? Where did you leave it?
## 5346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Left it in the middle of your office.
## 5347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? Guys, did you see a big package in my office?
## 5348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You mean the thing?
## 5349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [laughs uproariously]
## 5350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Are you kidding me? Oh!
## 5351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Special delivery!
## 5352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That was Packer! Oh, you're... you are dead. You are dead, my friend! That is hilar... Oh, God! Of course it was you.
## 5353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sit on the throne, Michael.
## 5354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh. [laughs and claps] Yeah, yeah! Oh my God. It was Packer!
## 5355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand. It was done out of love, just like I thought. It's ah... God, these people are so... these are good people. We have fun. [giggles] We just have fun! Oh, I'm just so sorry that I threw the thing out.
## 5356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You have seven unheard messages.
## 5357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back!
## 5358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
## 5359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [voicemail message for Jim] Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
## 5360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [voicemail message for Jim] I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.
## 5361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
## 5362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.
## 5363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [voicemail message for Jim] Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.
## 5364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So, I'm happy to be here. It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.
## 5365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.
## 5366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...
## 5367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [knocks] Hey, what's going on?
## 5368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.
## 5369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.
## 5370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What are you doing?
## 5371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...
## 5372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 5373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby. But I just... just want to keep it within reason.
## 5374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 5375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     They did this up in Albany...
## 5376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You are not allowed in this session.
## 5377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...
## 5378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Now you're really not allowed in this session.
## 5379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...
## 5380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm your boss.
## 5381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [stands up] Anybody want any coffee or...
## 5382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.
## 5383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Women in the workplace... yeah, translation "I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls." Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!
## 5384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.
## 5385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jan.
## 5386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, Pam?
## 5387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael's still at the door.
## 5388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael!
## 5389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [in the background] So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?
## 5390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's a terrible idea.
## 5391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What is?
## 5392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
## 5393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!
## 5394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [in the background] Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.
## 5395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Let's just clap. Ready? [clapping] Yeah! Yeah!
## 5396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 5397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what I'm talking about!
## 5398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,
## 5399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.
## 5400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ... but it's very destructive.
## 5401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?
## 5402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?
## 5403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 We have nowhere else Jan. This...
## 5404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We could do it in the warehouse.
## 5405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.
## 5406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.
## 5407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.
## 5408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Remember on Lost when they met the Others?
## 5409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?
## 5410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mmmhmm.
## 5411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Please? Thank you. very much.
## 5412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?
## 5413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.
## 5414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.
## 5415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why?
## 5416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...
## 5417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't understand.
## 5418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.
## 5419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [talking to Jim] I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
## 5420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks for the head's up, Kev.
## 5421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.
## 5422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [points at math equasion on chalkboard] Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little "Good Will Hunting" situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
## 5423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.
## 5424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.
## 5425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Great. Phyllis?
## 5426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.
## 5427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [disbelieving] Really?
## 5428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...
## 5429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No. Okay. Stop. Go on...
## 5430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've seen some of your spreadsheets.
## 5431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? I thought they were pretty...
## 5432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...
## 5433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.
## 5434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, no, no. No.
## 5435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?
## 5436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.
## 5437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.
## 5438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah. I like talking to her too.
## 5439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            So, we're cool, right?
## 5440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes. Yeah.
## 5441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 5442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yep. Cool, man.
## 5443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sweet.
## 5444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [blows a sigh of relief]
## 5445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.
## 5446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.
## 5447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The experience...
## 5448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?
## 5449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Let's go. Step up.
## 5450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Check this out! Look at that! Look at that [squeezes blow-up doll] bwup-bwa! [talks in girly voice] Hello! How are... [regular voice] Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.
## 5451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.
## 5452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That is an excellent goal.
## 5453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Four and a half.
## 5454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.
## 5455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Great! Uh-huh?
## 5456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.
## 5457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [general murmuring of agreement]
## 5458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.
## 5459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.
## 5460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ponies.
## 5461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 5462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               How about rainbows?
## 5463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 5464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Flowers.
## 5465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.
## 5466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.
## 5467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Mike.
## 5468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Stand clear.
## 5469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.
## 5470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.
## 5471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Look, would ya... look.
## 5472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.
## 5473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We're the ones that got to clean that up!
## 5474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dammit, Michael!
## 5475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We ought to have this thing serviced.
## 5476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...
## 5477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, do you want me to go?
## 5478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, why? Why would I... ? You could...
## 5479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'll go.
## 5480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Stay or...
## 5481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...and a big walk-in closet.
## 5482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, that's part of my dream too.
## 5483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, me too.
## 5484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?
## 5485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.
## 5486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  She's real good.
## 5487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 5488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.
## 5489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...
## 5490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.
## 5491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...
## 5492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There are always a million reasons not to do something.
## 5493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?
## 5494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My priority is safety.
## 5495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               OK.
## 5496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.
## 5497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...
## 5498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.
## 5499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I... That was just...
## 5500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That bothers me too.
## 5501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was breathing.
## 5502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.
## 5503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.
## 5504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?
## 5505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.
## 5506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             All right. Let's talk about clothing.
## 5507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm excited about today. [whispers] I love girl talk.
## 5508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.
## 5509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
## 5510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like "When are we going to go on a date-date?"
## 5511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I hate that too! [general clapping and agreement]
## 5512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hate that too.
## 5513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That sucks so much.
## 5514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It totally sucks.
## 5515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like "Gas ain't free!"
## 5516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.
## 5517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I feel you.
## 5518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?
## 5519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not literally.
## 5520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.
## 5521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 5522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder
## 5523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Ah, you do. So...
## 5524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       But we get paid a lot less.
## 5525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Word.
## 5526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Like next to no benefits.
## 5527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know. God! What is that?
## 5528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Exactly.
## 5529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It blows. It blows, man. Gah...
## 5530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know this would not happen if we had a union.
## 5531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's what I'm talking about.
## 5532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.
## 5533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Absolutely.
## 5534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's what we need.
## 5535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know you're right.
## 5536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.
## 5537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.
## 5538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?
## 5539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      In my truck.
## 5540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dockworker's?
## 5541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Man, hook you up.
## 5542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [generalized clapping]
## 5543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Come on, man.
## 5544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.
## 5545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Union! Union, yeah.
## 5546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.
## 5547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Are you with us Mike?
## 5548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah-es.
## 5549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Welcome to the warehouse.
## 5550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...
## 5551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...
## 5552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [knocks] This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...
## 5553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What? A union! What...
## 5554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't get hysterical.
## 5555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm not...
## 5556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.
## 5557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?
## 5558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?
## 5559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.
## 5560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.
## 5561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     But we're bonding down there!
## 5562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's too bad.
## 5563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.
## 5564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't want to...
## 5565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...
## 5566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael! Michael! Michael!
## 5567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We have a history...
## 5568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 5569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...between us.
## 5570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Don't say another word.
## 5571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I won't
## 5572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Get yourself down stairs.
## 5573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.
## 5574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.
## 5575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.
## 5576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...
## 5577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mistake.
## 5578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Slip.
## 5579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.
## 5580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?
## 5581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excuse me?
## 5582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I mean that's a baseball term, right?
## 5583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.
## 5584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [in the background] ...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.
## 5585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [in the background] Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.
## 5586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [in the background] He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...
## 5587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 5589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How's it going down there?
## 5590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?
## 5591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.
## 5592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Did you really?
## 5593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No. [laughs]
## 5594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 5595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Almost.
## 5596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 5597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.
## 5598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nice. Well, what's it all about?
## 5599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 5600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think you should do it. That's great!
## 5601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's really cool.
## 5602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?
## 5603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you married?
## 5604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm divorced.
## 5605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That must have been hard.
## 5606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was. Yes.
## 5607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.
## 5608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.
## 5609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.
## 5610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.
## 5611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.
## 5612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           How can someone so beautiful be so sad?
## 5613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 5614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Did you take care of the situation?
## 5615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...
## 5616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excuse me.
## 5617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...
## 5618                                                                  Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that [snaps her fingers]. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.
## 5619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.
## 5620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So you're not doing it.
## 5621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 How did you know?
## 5622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why not?
## 5623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.
## 5624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on.
## 5625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.
## 5626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Roy said that.
## 5627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What? You have something you want to say?
## 5628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?
## 5629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!
## 5630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You are?
## 5631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .
## 5633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm just going to put this over there.
## 5634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is not a good idea right here.
## 5635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You did uh... okay.
## 5636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
## 5637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.
## 5638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.
## 5639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.
## 5640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thank you to our hosts.
## 5641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey Michael. This ain't over.
## 5642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ahhh! Excellent.
## 5643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.
## 5644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.
## 5645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...
## 5646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [Delivery man enters with a bouquet of red roses. Pam stands up to look at card.] Phyllis.
## 5647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Would you sign here? [Phyllis gets up from desk and walks over.]
## 5648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.
## 5649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             "Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
## 5650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Isn't he sweet?
## 5651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah. Wow.
## 5652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. [Dwight holds up passport.] Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.
## 5653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And you want me to come with you.
## 5654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Nope. The opposite of that.
## 5655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I will stay here and run things on this end.
## 5656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, good.
## 5657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?
## 5658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I probably will, why do you ask?
## 5659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...
## 5660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Screwed.
## 5662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What is your problem?
## 5663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.
## 5664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?
## 5665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's OK.
## 5666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 5667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.
## 5668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!
## 5669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
## 5670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.
## 5671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's this? What is this?
## 5672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I dunno, it's on your desk.
## 5673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?
## 5674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It was there when I sat down.
## 5675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine's Day. [pulls out bobble head] It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!
## 5676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice. [Michael walks toward Sbarro.]
## 5677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey Kelly. What's up?
## 5678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.
## 5679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OH, that's great. I'm really happy for [starts to walk away]
## 5680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like "Ryan, what's taking you so long?" And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.
## 5681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 5682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So I said, "Ryan, what took you so long?" And I just said that to him, can you believe that?
## 5683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 5684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.
## 5685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, don't be.
## 5686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.
## 5687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I bet.
## 5688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.
## 5689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright. [Kelly squeals]
## 5690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th.
## 5691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. [points] We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.
## 5692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Woah. [Delivery man with flowers]
## 5693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Guess what?
## 5694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.
## 5695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's great. [Meredith scowls]
## 5696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.
## 5697                                                                                                                                                                                      This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey [points]. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were [Conan O'Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.
## 5698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
## 5699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
## 5700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh I did. I did.
## 5701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
## 5702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
## 5703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Really? Well, I hope I do.
## 5704                                                                                                                                             I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. [Michael sees it's the end of a street.] OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.
## 5705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [on phone] Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.
## 5706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Woah, woah [Delivery man with oversized bear]
## 5707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Phyllis Lapin.
## 5708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     OH, Holy God!
## 5709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's from Bob.
## 5710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Man, that thing's bigger than I am.
## 5711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, it's not.
## 5712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh zip it.
## 5713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There they are. What's up? Hey hey.
## 5714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake]
## 5716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam.
## 5717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.
## 5718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]
## 5719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What's up buddy?
## 5720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?
## 5721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Guilty, yeah.
## 5722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So what's going on? What I miss?
## 5723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.
## 5724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and... [awkward silence]
## 5725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?
## 5726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.
## 5727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Pam, Just. Just, [tilts head away, towards another room]
## 5728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You need to get something for your girlfriend.
## 5729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [same time as Pam] Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...
## 5730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tightly wound?
## 5731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               (smirking) Exactly.
## 5732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.
## 5733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You mean, like a ham?
## 5734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.
## 5735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, I get it.
## 5736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That you remember her.
## 5737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do. [gets up and leaves]
## 5738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?
## 5739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said "You gotta fire four people," and I was just like, "What?" Ya know?
## 5740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Did you?
## 5741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.
## 5742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  She is our boss.
## 5743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.
## 5744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.
## 5745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?
## 5746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Maybe because she's my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...
## 5747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You hooked up with Jan?
## 5748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,
## 5749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, let's change the subject.
## 5750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, yeah.
## 5751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.
## 5752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need... [Ryan walks in]
## 5753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Soda.
## 5754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [to Ryan] Cool. Hey, so... do you want to... do something tonight? Or...
## 5755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [under breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here.
## 5756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I mean, I know it's Valentine's Day, or whatever, but there's totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So...
## 5757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.
## 5758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         OK, That's cool. I completely understand.
## 5759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool. Cool. OK.
## 5760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Josh Porter, Stamford.
## 5761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  David [to Josh and shakes hands]
## 5762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice to meet you.
## 5763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And Michael Scott, Scranton.
## 5764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice to meet you.
## 5765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ditto. [to Jan] How are you Jan?
## 5766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Fine Michael. Thank you.
## 5767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company's financial strengths. All I'd like to do today is to...
## 5768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nervous, no I'm not nervous. Well, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I'm very nervous.
## 5769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.
## 5770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks very much.
## 5771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 5772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, Michael.
## 5773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more. [plays video on screen. David and Jan have confused looks on their faces.]
## 5774                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [video dialogue for "The Faces of Scranton"] Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. Let's meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special. [video shows Stanley at desk] This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark's of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our bases on.
## 5775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.
## 5776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [video dialogue] And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants. Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home. [video says, "Great Scott!"]
## 5777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Questions?
## 5778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.
## 5779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, thank you.
## 5780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch's performance, so do you have that information as well?
## 5781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm... [hands over report]
## 5782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [with flowers] Can you sign?
## 5783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [delivering plant to Oscar's desk] Oscar.
## 5785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Nothing for me?
## 5786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [walks away] Join the club.
## 5787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Whose it from? [to Oscar]
## 5788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     My mom. [puts card in pocket]
## 5789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's frustrating, because we'd be so perfect together.
## 5790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.
## 5791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, it would be so great if he was.
## 5792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.
## 5793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan? [Jim leaves]
## 5794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And that about does it, thank you.
## 5795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OK. [looks toward Craig] Craig,
## 5796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah. Here's the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on... like report or whatnot.
## 5797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Um, I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?
## 5798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was under the impression this was, more of like... a meet and greet type deal.
## 5799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So, does that mean you don't have the numbers on your branch?
## 5800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That is correct, yes.
## 5801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?
## 5802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
## 5803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, the point is, is that doesn't exactly bode well for your branch.
## 5804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too. [David looks at Jan, who glares at Michael.]
## 5805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, ok. Alright.
## 5806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.
## 5807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No you're not.
## 5808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.
## 5809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...
## 5810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?
## 5811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.
## 5812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Surely, you cannot be serious?
## 5813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.
## 5814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
## 5815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey babe.
## 5816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 5817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You almost ready to go?
## 5818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I guess, yeah.
## 5819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What's wrong?
## 5820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.
## 5821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What, you're mad at me?
## 5822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.
## 5823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best s*x of you life.
## 5824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You understand this is a very serious situation.
## 5825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]
## 5826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You made a joke?
## 5827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]
## 5828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...
## 5829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.
## 5830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.
## 5831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good. [Michael leaves office]
## 5832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Heading out?
## 5833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.
## 5834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Bye. [Jim leaves]
## 5835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Goodnight Pam. [Leaves with oversized bear on back.]
## 5836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Night Phyllis.
## 5837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.
## 5838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.
## 5839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, no, it's OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.
## 5840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]
## 5841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 5842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oy vey... schmear. [Points at Fiddler on the Roof playing at Minskoff Theatre and does a dance.]
## 5843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Let's think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then...
## 5844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        They are either going to say yes... or no.
## 5845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say.
## 5846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Think it through.
## 5847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Have to think it through. Because if they say no...
## 5848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Can we not?
## 5849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. [Michael starts playing with a football in the office] Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! [laughs] Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.
## 5850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Still want that.
## 5851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me.
## 5852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ryan!
## 5853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Fumble! Yaaah!
## 5854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, Dwight.
## 5855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!
## 5856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You all right Ryan?
## 5857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ryan.
## 5858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam!
## 5860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ooh. They're having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don't have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?
## 5861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cugino's pizza.
## 5862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question
## 5863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...
## 5864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What did I do to deserve this?
## 5865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are you sad that Dwight beat you?
## 5866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 5867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?
## 5868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?
## 5869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.
## 5870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 5871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.
## 5872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ok, cool.
## 5873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.
## 5874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's what she said!
## 5875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ha! I don't get it.
## 5876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?
## 5877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, it's not really a big speech. You still coming right?
## 5878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um... And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.
## 5879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you're awesome! Here's a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here's a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year.
## 5880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, "Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very..."
## 5881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.
## 5882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
## 5883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can't do this.
## 5884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.
## 5885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, okay.
## 5886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.
## 5887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.
## 5888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.
## 5889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll try and think of one. When...
## 5890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.
## 5891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?
## 5892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Insult.
## 5893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...
## 5894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?
## 5895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm going to take a trip. I'm going to get out of town for a while... and go someplace... not here.
## 5896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where do I want to go? Um... that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um...
## 5897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.
## 5898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [stand up comic voice] But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
## 5899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Saleswoman has a v*g1n*.
## 5900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a s*x Ed class.
## 5901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    But I'm right?
## 5902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!
## 5903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?
## 5904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I do. Both of them.
## 5905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Could I have a copy of one of them?
## 5906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.
## 5907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!
## 5908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 5909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [generalized clapping and cheering] Congratulations.
## 5910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Unbelievable.
## 5911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them.
## 5912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is so great about the bonus!
## 5913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, no! It's not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They'll eat it up. They're a great audience.
## 5914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...
## 5915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's unbelievable!
## 5916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
## 5917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
## 5918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
## 5919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why would this affect our bonuses?
## 5920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               They are unrelated.
## 5921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Is Brad okay?
## 5922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
## 5923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What the hell is going on here?
## 5924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Are we out of jobs?
## 5925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 5926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.
## 5927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.
## 5928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 5929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 5930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You said we were getting bonuses.
## 5931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
## 5932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Cancel wallpaper.
## 5933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.
## 5934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You mean Toastmasters?
## 5935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
## 5936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?
## 5937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can I go?
## 5938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.
## 5939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?
## 5940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You should go to Hedonism.
## 5941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is that?
## 5942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.
## 5943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.
## 5944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Been to Amsterdam.
## 5945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.
## 5946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [mimes lifting a glass] To Amsterdam.
## 5947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When did you go there?
## 5948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.
## 5949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Really for like how long?
## 5950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...
## 5951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.
## 5952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where do I want to go?
## 5953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'd send you to Hong Kong.
## 5954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Like to say 'Hi' to my friends in China. [speaks in Chinese]
## 5955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.
## 5956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Good morning, Vietnam! [general groaning] Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.
## 5957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. We're not.
## 5958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.
## 5959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Which means absolutely nothing.
## 5960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Michael, can you explain?
## 5961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, it's mostly made up. So...
## 5962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dwight is not going to do a job. It's sad. And they're expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing.
## 5963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Confidence, Dwight.
## 5964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?
## 5965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.
## 5966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.
## 5967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh please! You're not taking any trip.
## 5968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.
## 5969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You did?
## 5970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.
## 5971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes. I am.
## 5972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.
## 5973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Which is?
## 5974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.
## 5975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini.
## 5976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own but I wrote up a few talking points for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind.
## 5977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll glance at it.
## 5978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here.
## 5979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
## 5980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you, Angela.
## 5981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why'd you pick the V.A. for the reception?
## 5982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.
## 5983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You're inviting Jim?
## 5984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Of course. He's one of my closest friends.
## 5985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We're down here. Right.
## 5986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [song] You all ready for this?
## 5987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [coughs] [sniffles] I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.
## 5988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.
## 5989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.
## 5990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Next, I'd like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!
## 5991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [polite clapping]
## 5992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dwight, they called your name.
## 5993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Dwight, how we doing?
## 5994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, I can't... I ca...
## 5995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. [shouts] All right!
## 5996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [claps]
## 5997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
## 5998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I always set it at 69. [snickers]
## 5999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.
## 6000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?
## 6001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Actually, I don't see myself ever getting married.
## 6002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 6003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...
## 6004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know what I said.
## 6005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. ...And now the black guy from the 'Police Academy' movies. A robot. [makes robot sounds] Michael Winslow, anyone?
## 6006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Car starting. [makes car sounds] All right, Dwight Schrute everyone.
## 6007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [clapping]
## 6008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Good luck. That is a tough crowd.
## 6009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!
## 6010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [clapping]
## 6011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  WE ARE WARRIORS!
## 6012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [clapping and cheering]
## 6013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
## 6014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [clapping and cheering]
## 6015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [laughs maniacally] Yeah. Yes!
## 6016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.
## 6017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Maybe. Thanks.
## 6018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You really think you're going to go?
## 6019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah. I'm definitely going.
## 6020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Nice. Send me a postcard.
## 6021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don't know. If I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.
## 6022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. [bangs fists]
## 6023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [claps]
## 6024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty - to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is...
## 6025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [shouts] Together that we prevail! [cheering and clapping]
## 6026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Australia? I have always wanted to go there?
## 6027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that... um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable.
## 6028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That's awesome. Where are you staying?
## 6029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but...
## 6030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             When are you leaving?
## 6031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm... leaving on June 8th.
## 6032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 6033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah. And I'm really sorry about that, I just...
## 6034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah. That's too bad.
## 6035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?
## 6036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's ok. I got it.
## 6037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 6038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ok, thanks. [to Michael] There you are. What happened?
## 6039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I got thirsty. How'd it go?
## 6040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.
## 6041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You would not believe what happened here.
## 6042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What? Something happened?
## 6043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35.
## 6044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Weird.
## 6045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like 'I don't have my ID, please give me one.' And he was like 'I can't do that. I can't serve you.'
## 6046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Con artist.
## 6047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She might have been. So she says 'Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I'll show you my ID.' She hasn't come back yet. She's probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?
## 6048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?
## 6049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.
## 6050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bribery. Nice.
## 6051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, I have more. [Holds up bags of candy]
## 6052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w---
## 6053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. [whispering] 'Cause of the... [points to 'Welcome Daughters!' sign]
## 6054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ... Oh, God is that today?
## 6055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I reminded you last night.
## 6056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in "Raw," and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in "Daddy Daycare." both great movies, but, still.
## 6057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I'll be in my office.
## 6058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Don't you think you should say something?
## 6059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     They're cool.
## 6060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---
## 6061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I'm Michael Scott, and... I... am in charge of this place... ahh, what'll make you... understand... I am... like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.
## 6062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [in unison] That's Batman.
## 6063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?
## 6064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The ocean.
## 6065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [under his breath] I work with a bunch of nerds.
## 6066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [looks at Sasha] Mmm... hello tiny one.
## 6067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [to Sasha] Come on.
## 6068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You are the future!
## 6069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.
## 6070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.
## 6071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.
## 6072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her.
## 6073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm in eighth grade.
## 6074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 6075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           She's in middle school.
## 6076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.
## 6077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.
## 6078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [while Jake is throwing things at Michael] They want how many spiral pads?
## 6079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.
## 6080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.
## 6082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can you put that down there?
## 6083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yep. [spreads tablecloth]
## 6084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [to Sasha] Okay, tell them what you wanted to say.
## 6085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Do you need any help?
## 6086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.
## 6087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alright, I wasn't expecting that. Let's uh... let's go draw.
## 6088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don't you just love kids, Angela?
## 6089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.
## 6090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!
## 6091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I'm learning that fun for Kelly is... getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.
## 6092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [on phone] Just compare last year's order to this year's. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. [Sasha walks in the door] ... Yes. We--yeah, they're very--they're different. [Sasha walks out] Yeah, we can stick with last year's, you're just going to have to supplement it, somehow.
## 6093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.
## 6094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No thanks.
## 6095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.
## 6096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What are you reading?
## 6097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.
## 6098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Aww, best book?
## 6099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, but I've read it before.
## 6100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?
## 6101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Definitely the Aquarium.
## 6102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.
## 6103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 6104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 6105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmhmm!
## 6106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yesss. And you're Abby, right?
## 6107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 6108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm Jim. [Jim hi-fives Abby] Annnnd... let's sell some paper.
## 6109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 6110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let's start with... your mom.
## 6111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [on phone] Yes. Well... we can... [Sasha walks in, begins playing with Michael's toy train] uhm... hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise. ...Hello, can I help you? ... You can pick that up, if you want. That's--- that's alright. [Sasha moves the train to Michael's desk] Want to bring it over... here, make some room. My name's Michael. What's your name?
## 6112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sasha.
## 6113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice to meet you.
## 6114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Ooh! [picks up train whistle]
## 6115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I'm the conductor. [blows into whistle] But I'm sort of the conductor of the office here, right? [blows into whistle] You want to try?
## 6116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sure. [Sasha blows into whistle continously]
## 6117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu...camonga! [Sasha and Michael laugh]
## 6118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [shaking hands with Abby] Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand.
## 6119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There is no way that hurt.
## 6120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.
## 6121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don't have all day. [Abby shakes his hand] I don't feel anything. Nothing. [to Jim] You're so weak. [Jake walks over and messes with Dwight's bobbleheads] Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector's items, okay?
## 6122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Do you have any computer games?
## 6123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, I don't have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate.
## 6124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah, Meredith doesn't have any either. It's so lame here.
## 6125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You call your mom Meredith? That's very disrespectful.
## 6126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Whatever, okay?
## 6127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You can refer to me as Mister Schrute.
## 6128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's your name? Mister Poop?
## 6129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Schrute. Mister Schrute.
## 6130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sure, Mister Poop. [Jake walks away]
## 6131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [quietly] ... Schrute. [Jim and Abby snicker, Angela glares at Dwight]
## 6132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [to Phyllis] Are you Mother Goose?
## 6133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else.
## 6134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 6135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              There's a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?
## 6136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You've never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Gimme your number, so I can text you.
## 6138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uhm...
## 6139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Come on! [Kelly glares through the door] You have an email address?
## 6140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...that I thought you should know ...
## 6141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmhmm. What?
## 6142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I think something a little fishy is going on. [points to Ryan and Melissa]
## 6143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   A little fishy?
## 6144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ... [Stanley gets up]
## 6145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!
## 6146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, I--
## 6147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!
## 6148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
## 6150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!
## 6151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dwight! Dwight!
## 6152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There's a photo...
## 6153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What the hell are you reading to them?
## 6154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---
## 6155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.
## 6156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's a Nazi?
## 6157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What's a Nazi?
## 6158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement...
## 6159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't!
## 6160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...from the 1930's...
## 6161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?
## 6162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.
## 6163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [sighing] Why don't you just leave? Okay?
## 6164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...Okay.
## 6165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Bye, Mister Poop.
## 6166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?
## 6167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [raising hands] I do, I do!
## 6168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool. [cracks up]
## 6169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities [makes eye contact with Dwight].
## 6170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? [pets shelf of paper] You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?
## 6171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.
## 6172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.
## 6173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's not fair. [the rest of the kids agree]
## 6174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...
## 6175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You're just a middleman.
## 6176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm not just a middle... man...
## 6177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?
## 6178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.
## 6179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              We have better service than they do!
## 6180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?
## 6181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That is correct.
## 6182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Say hi to the kids.
## 6183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hi kids.
## 6184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yaaaaay.
## 6185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe]
## 6186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ewwww!
## 6187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?
## 6188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Th-the hair covers it, mostly.
## 6189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?
## 6190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You know, there's something interesting about me you might want to know. I ... used to be ... the star of a kids show.
## 6191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No way.
## 6192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's true. I did.
## 6193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You serious?
## 6194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 6195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I am totally serious. There was a show called 'Fundle Bundle' and I was the star.
## 6196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That doesn't sound like a show.
## 6197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What?!
## 6198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. [gets up and runs out] Ryan, can you come here a second? [clears throat] I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled 'Fundle Bundle'. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar.
## 6199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Right. Okay.
## 6200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?
## 6201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um, I'm already getting the pizzas from Bernetti's, so...
## 6202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know, I can go with him.
## 6203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oka--
## 6204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No! I will... go.
## 6205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office.
## 6206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [to Abby] Alright, nowwww... what kind... of pizza do you like?
## 6207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives... They're adults, for God's sake.
## 6208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?
## 6209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!
## 6210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...
## 6211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Is that a real fun shooting windmill?
## 6212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.
## 6213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That's pretty funny.
## 6214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 6215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...Recess! Hey, what's your name?
## 6216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   My name's Chet.
## 6217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well hi Chet.
## 6218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is that Chet Montgomery?
## 6219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uhh, I don't know.
## 6220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is!
## 6221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.
## 6222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What do you want to be when you grow up?
## 6223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I want to be on TV!
## 6224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [employees chuckle] And he is on TV now!
## 6225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.
## 6226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, next? So, whats your name?
## 6227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.
## 6228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well what's your favorite subject at school?
## 6229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Recess.
## 6230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
## 6231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
## 6232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!
## 6233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.
## 6234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Coulda sworn there was...
## 6235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Did you get married?
## 6236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...uh, no.
## 6237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why not?
## 6238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, just never happened.
## 6239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, do you have any kids?
## 6240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, nope.
## 6241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you have a girlfriend?
## 6242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I do okay.
## 6243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?
## 6244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Even I have a girlfriend.
## 6246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay! Alright, okay.
## 6247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.
## 6248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.
## 6249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.
## 6250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Can't believe his mom dressed him like that, that's the real tragedy.
## 6251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [wrestling with Jake] Pam! Pam! I love this guy! [laughs] Come on!
## 6252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's so nice.
## 6253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Who? Terry?
## 6254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmhmm.
## 6255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother.
## 6256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mister Poop, I have to tell you something.
## 6257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, okay. But first, that's not my name.
## 6258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You're ugly.
## 6259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...
## 6260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Meredith!
## 6261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [Toby knocks on door] Yeah?
## 6262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I think these belong to you. [puts toys down on desk]
## 6263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, that's okay, she can keep those.
## 6264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Believe me, she has enough toys... she doesn't need your watch.
## 6265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 6266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Is everything okay?
## 6267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.
## 6268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh... it's true...
## 6269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, sure, playing the field is great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than notches just on my bedpost.
## 6270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmhmm.
## 6271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Tell me something honestly, do you... think... that it is too late for me to have kids?
## 6272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend.
## 6273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What about...
## 6274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not Jan.
## 6275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ...Jan. Kay.
## 6276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   If you really want to have kids, I--- I guess you could somehow... foster parent, or something.
## 6277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ...Or biologically.
## 6278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Somehow.
## 6279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thanks, that's, no, that... that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I...
## 6280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh... kay.
## 6282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Is it okay if I take one?
## 6283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 6284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 6285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're welcome.
## 6286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Is your job hard?
## 6287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?
## 6288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 6289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 6290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 6291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. [shreds paper] Cool huh?
## 6292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's so cool, yeah!
## 6293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.
## 6294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's so awesome!
## 6295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 6296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
## 6297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Go ahead.
## 6298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?
## 6299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ohh, man, I would love to! I can't tonight, but can I come over some other time? [Abby nods]
## 6300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What're you doing? You never have plans.
## 6301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thanks, Kev. Uhm... I'm actually going on a date.
## 6302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Niiice.
## 6303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, uh, no, please? You can't leave yet. There's still one more thing we need to do.
## 6304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [singing] You... who are on the road... must have a code... that you can live by... [Dwight joins in] and so... become yourself... because the past... is just a goodbye... and teach... your children well...
## 6305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why does he own a guitar if he doesn't know how to play?
## 6306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer. [Jim leaves]
## 6307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [singing] ...did slowly go by... and feed... them on your dreams...
## 6308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 My theory is that... [Jim signals he's leaving, waves bye to Pam]
## 6309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [singing] ...The one they picked... the one you'll know by... don't you ever ask them why... if I told you would cry... you never look at them and sigh... and know they love you...
## 6310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And they do, your parents, love you very much.
## 6311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   One more time. [singing] You...
## 6312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. [Laughs] They didn't eat the children.
## 6313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you.
## 6314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who is this guy again?
## 6315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.
## 6316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Who uses calling cards anymore?
## 6317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan, I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.
## 6318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.
## 6319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!
## 6320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?
## 6321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? ...Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. [Jim and Dwight raise their hands] Alright.
## 6322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?
## 6323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we're all going to make. It's not a pyramid scheme, it is a... it's not even a scheme per se, it's... [Jim draws a triangle around Michael's diagram] ... I have to go make a call.
## 6324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Happy birthday Michael.
## 6325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh ho ho! What?
## 6326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I said happy birthday.
## 6327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you! That's really nice.
## 6328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Terry Hatcher.
## 6329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 6330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey. ...Oh, happy birthday.
## 6331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ah, thank you sir.
## 6332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did you hear anything yet?
## 6333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No. I'm still waiting.
## 6334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [Dwight knocks on door] Yeah.
## 6335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!
## 6336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ohh, god.
## 6337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Birthday hug!
## 6338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No no no, no, new suit, please.
## 6339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That suit is amazing.
## 6340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually--- no, Bulgaria.
## 6341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mmm. Maybe I should get one.
## 6342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good luck. One of a kind.
## 6343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?
## 6344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it. They've been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.
## 6345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...
## 6346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't! Nope! Please, don't want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.
## 6347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's get the party started. [Begins 'raising the roof']
## 6348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's get the party started. Not the way I taught you! [Michael joins in]
## 6349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?
## 6350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       One's good.
## 6351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             One thirty. [Pam yawns] I'm sorry, are we boring you?
## 6352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority.
## 6353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where do we get those?
## 6354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. [hands list to Pam]
## 6355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael wants a strippergram?
## 6356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yes, but he doesn't want to know when, or whom.
## 6357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No. This is a closed door meeting.
## 6358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [answering phone] Yeah?
## 6359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, I have Jan on the line.
## 6360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, great, put her through.
## 6361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hello, Michael.
## 6362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, you.
## 6363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.
## 6364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
## 6365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, today's not my birthday, so...
## 6366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.
## 6367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...Happy birthday, Michael.
## 6368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Thanks. [grins]
## 6369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Am I on camera?
## 6370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. [Jan hangs up]
## 6371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [to Ryan, sitting across from Michael] ...You can take a five, if you want.
## 6372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!
## 6373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mmhmm, happy birthday.
## 6374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 6375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out?
## 6376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.
## 6377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, okay.
## 6378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Second opinion on what?
## 6379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, I might have skin cancer.
## 6380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and he had skin cancer too.
## 6381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Kelly, you know what...
## 6382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.
## 6383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who brought in donuts?
## 6384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Somebody got donuts for my birthday!
## 6385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Happy birthday!
## 6386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You didn't know it was my birthday.
## 6387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I... guess I forgot.
## 6388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut [closes box].
## 6389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you serious?
## 6390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mmm.
## 6391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Skin cancer is treatable.
## 6392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 6393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's going to be okay.
## 6394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.
## 6395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.
## 6396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! [giggles] Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! [puts single into delivery woman's pocket, giggles] Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a... is that alright?
## 6397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Uh... s-sure.
## 6398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughing] Okay. I'm so nervous.
## 6399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I can sign for it.
## 6400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh. Thanks.
## 6401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.
## 6402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [eating donuts while Dwight plays the recorder] Stop it. Stop! What is that?
## 6403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's 'For the Longest Time,' by William Joel. It's you favorite song.
## 6404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, well, it's on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.
## 6405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I probably care more than she does.
## 6406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You're making it worse. I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this [points to James Dean poster].
## 6407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When does he hear?
## 6408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sometime today.
## 6409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ohh... poor Kevin.
## 6410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.
## 6411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, that's a list price of four dollars and fifty cents. Unfortunately, this item is on [watch beeps] back... order... [hangs up] Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here! Come here!
## 6412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 6413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Listen up everyone! It is 11
## 6414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [grinning] Ohhh, God.
## 6415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair.
## 6416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ohhh, no.
## 6417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So come help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin!
## 6418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ...I'll do it.
## 6419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ohh, no, no, no! I can't... Ryan, come on. Let's do this.
## 6420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Creed! Come on. Stanley!
## 6421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?
## 6422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Maybe, but... we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and...
## 6423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready?
## 6424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Happy birth moment, Michael.
## 6426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 6427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              One. Two. Three! [Michael is raised until his head hits the ceiling]
## 6428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it... please.
## 6429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oscar...
## 6430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It wasn't me.
## 6431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, that is not an eight foot sub.
## 6432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Uh, we don't make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs.
## 6433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    F. Alright, what's the damage?
## 6434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Uh, thirty-nine sixty.
## 6435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [pulls out wallet] Thirty nine... sixty.
## 6436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
## 6437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Here they come.
## 6438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Get in here... everybody.
## 6439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come and get it!
## 6440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Birthday party subs! My gift to you.
## 6441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     What is this?
## 6442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup.
## 6443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The best.
## 6444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           These are all the same?
## 6445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Bologna? I don't eat bologna.
## 6447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good.
## 6448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just the bread, it's fresh baked.
## 6450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. [under breath] And choke on it.
## 6452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So... That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.
## 6453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So. We got Kev some stuff. Um... a party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won't get that back.
## 6454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sixty-nine cup of noodles.
## 6455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Which we realize sounds crass, but, it... is his favorite number.
## 6456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And his favorite lunch.
## 6457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left [pulls ice cream cake out of freezer].
## 6458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [making peanut butter and jelly sandwich] Someone ate three feet of that thing?
## 6459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake.
## 6460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [grabs cake] Oh. Thank you.
## 6461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh. I got it.
## 6462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What are--- it's... the party planning committee.
## 6463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [whispering] This is the most important day of the year. I can't risk anything.
## 6464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 6465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What about that meeting... later... to discuss finances?
## 6466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes... [whispering] but don't expect any cookie.
## 6467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [whispering] But what if i'm hungry?
## 6468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [whispering] No cookie.
## 6469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [puts fabric softener into cart] ...What?
## 6470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You use fabric softener?
## 6471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, you don't?
## 6472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, I do.
## 6473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...Okay.
## 6474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [singing] Happy birthday dear Michael, [Michael joins in, Kevin's phone rings] Happy birthday... [everyone but Dwight stops] ...tooo youuuu.
## 6475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hello? Hey.
## 6476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Kevin? Respect the birthday please.
## 6477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. [hangs up] It was just Stacy.
## 6478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you done? ...Good. Okay.
## 6479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Here we go. Make a wish.
## 6480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uhhh... blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm... [blows out the candles]
## 6481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yaoo yay! [claps]
## 6482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ... I asked for trick candles.
## 6483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pam was supposed to get 'em.
## 6484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay. Well, when she comes back we'll do it again. [notices Meredith hugging Kevin] Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven't had a hug all day.
## 6485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.
## 6486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ... Aww, that... sucks, great. ... Wow, that's good timing. That's... that's, sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. That's terrible... terrible news for both of us [takes cake into office and slams the door].
## 6487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [checking watch] We should probably head back.
## 6488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.
## 6489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You dare me? How old are you?
## 6490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Just... quit stalling.
## 6491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [over loudspeaker, imitating Darth Vader] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.
## 6492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Such a dork.
## 6493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [loudspeaker] Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...
## 6494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.
## 6495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
## 6496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How old are you?
## 6497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I hate you.
## 6498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [to Kevin] Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.
## 6499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.
## 6500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Still scary.
## 6501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.
## 6502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.
## 6503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             And laughter... also.
## 6504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.
## 6505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.
## 6506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I work here.
## 6507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.
## 6508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.
## 6509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.
## 6510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.
## 6511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.
## 6512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Please, don't.
## 6513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You... owe me.
## 6514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.
## 6515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?
## 6516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How dare you sir. You are gross.
## 6517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [sees 'Happy Birthday Michael Scott!' poster at skating rink] That should not be there.
## 6518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'll get someone to take it down.
## 6519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, it's alright. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin? Come on! Let's get our skate on!
## 6520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!
## 6521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
## 6522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Think you can let go?
## 6523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No. [laughs]
## 6524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. [Michael skates by]
## 6525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             YEAH!
## 6526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who is that?
## 6527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is that Michael?
## 6528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you're on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids.
## 6529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I got it.
## 6530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin... um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking that uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it.
## 6531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ...It's something to think about.
## 6532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I can't relax about it, you know?
## 6533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Kevin. You heard anything yet?
## 6534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, not yet.
## 6535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Well. Live strong.
## 6536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, Michael.
## 6537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alright.
## 6538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 6539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or...
## 6540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uhh, no, I... don't just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.
## 6541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, these... all your kids?
## 6542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No just the front two.
## 6543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?
## 6544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 6545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin' now!
## 6546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Push. Good! That's great. You got it. [Kevin's phone rings] Excuse me.
## 6547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. [hangs up] It was negative.
## 6548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh... God... [stomps] God! [throws hockey stick and yellow paper bracelet down] We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... come here [hugs Kevin].
## 6549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would... be... chaos.
## 6550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.
## 6551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay, who's this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!
## 6552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Turn it around. Turn it around.
## 6553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.
## 6554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Number one!!
## 6555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you... Dwight. That's great. Thanks.
## 6556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 6557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 6558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           This is from all of us.
## 6559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.
## 6560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.
## 6561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he's eating into his mouth] Spit... Okay, come on, let's go.
## 6562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You look cute today, Dwight.
## 6563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thanks, girl.
## 6564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
## 6565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like
## 6566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [nods] Hey...
## 6567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
## 6568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [mimicking Stanley] I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.
## 6569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [laughs] Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, [makes mournful face, giggles] that's supposed to be Phyllis. I can't do it as good as he can.
## 6570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said "Is it okay if I sip it?" and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.
## 6571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour. Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister! My ass is is on the line! Now I'm going to ask you again. What time did you go home last night?
## 6572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Six.
## 6573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.
## 6574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I go to a lot of parties.
## 6575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car. Give me you keys.
## 6576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I am not giving you my keys.
## 6577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Don't make me do this the hard way.
## 6578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's the hard way?
## 6579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
## 6580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, let's do it that way.
## 6581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow.
## 6582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.
## 6583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Whoa. You are a volunteer.
## 6584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I volunteered for this job.
## 6585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And that's not the same.
## 6586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It is my duty...
## 6587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [interrupting] Volunteer duty.
## 6588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know.
## 6589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [fake coughing] Narc!
## 6590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [giggling]
## 6591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job.
## 6592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I wasn't attempting to compliment you.
## 6593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, you have...
## 6594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uuf, well...
## 6595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have...
## 6596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [shakes head] Okay...
## 6597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...and I am very proud of being a narc.
## 6598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Why don't you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! [to Jim] Dude, where's my office? [Jim quietly laughs] I totally lost it, 'cause I was half-baked. Smokin' doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin' doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!
## 6599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, your office is behind you.
## 6600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?
## 6601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.
## 6602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother's funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.
## 6603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?
## 6604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, I have not.
## 6605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?
## 6606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What are you implying?
## 6607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?
## 6608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay. I'm done with this.
## 6609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He sure left in a hurry.
## 6610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.
## 6611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Do you know what this is? [pushing a photo toward her]
## 6612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, it's marijuana.
## 6613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How do you know that?
## 6614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     It's labeled.
## 6615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [grabs pictures back and looks at it] Dammit.
## 6616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.
## 6617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, it's marijuana.
## 6618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.
## 6619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
## 6620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
## 6621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I would remember.
## 6622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
## 6623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's not how it works.
## 6624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Now how do you know how it works?
## 6625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.
## 6626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
## 6627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [opens eyes wide in total surprise]
## 6628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.
## 6629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, um...[mimicking Stanley] Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me? [Pam and Oscar laugh, Stanley walks in, and Oscar leaves quickly]
## 6630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is that supposed to be me?
## 6631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.
## 6632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I do not think that is funny.
## 6633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He does everyone in the office.
## 6634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hmmmpt.
## 6635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [in unison] I do not think that is funny.
## 6636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jinx! Buy me a coke.
## 6637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh...
## 6638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid. [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]
## 6639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.
## 6640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [mouths] C'mon!
## 6641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Sorry, that's not my problem.
## 6642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [presses drink button, looks at camera, makes Jim-face]
## 6643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I know you're innocent, but I can't look like I'm treating you any differently.
## 6644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I understand.
## 6645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Where were you yesterday after work?
## 6646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [smiles knowingly]
## 6647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who's he calling? Ratting somebody out. Narc! Narc! Kevin?
## 6648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is so good, Michael
## 6649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Remember the narc bit? [laughs] Uh-oh, who's in trouble?
## 6650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Attention everyone. Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.
## 6651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Waa... what? What are you talking about?
## 6652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours.
## 6653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Is that true, Toby?
## 6654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing.
## 6655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.
## 6656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled. Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection.
## 6657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No you can't do that.
## 6658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I can do that, it is my office.
## 6659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No you cannot. It has to be official, and it has to be urine.
## 6660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hmmm. Ha. [under his breath] Alright. Great.
## 6661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?
## 6662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I'm not taking Rogaine.
## 6663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Angela, what about you?
## 6664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't take any prescription drugs.
## 6665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You're not on anything?
## 6666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [Gives Dwight a knowing look]
## 6667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 6668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! [Jim hunches his shoulders and grins] One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. [Jim shakes his head no in agreement] I mean not everything, Jim. [Jim shakes his head in agreement] I promise, I'm not that kind of...
## 6669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey guys, what's going on?
## 6670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We're having the best conversation. [Jim, eyes wide, shakes his head, no]
## 6671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, okay. Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. [Jim shakes his head. Seems relieved to be getting away from Kelly] But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation. [Jim nods his head as if to say, "Gee, thanks, Pam."]
## 6672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       So, I was looking so hot...
## 6673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about.
## 6674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We don't feel that way.
## 6675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, not at all.
## 6676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.
## 6677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, uh, no. That was a test. I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him? How many of you said, "Hey, you know what, he's right? What he's doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs."
## 6678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Thank you, Michael.
## 6679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
## 6680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot. I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.
## 6681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Where did you get these facts?
## 6682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?
## 6683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     They are not.
## 6684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
## 6685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.
## 6686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?
## 6687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.
## 6688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yes it is.
## 6689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No it's not. It's a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.
## 6690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.
## 6691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You can't do that.
## 6692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.
## 6693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's not random.
## 6694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random. Okay, you know what? I'm going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one. Yeah, Pam.
## 6695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.
## 6696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Really? [Jim shakes his head no]
## 6697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Uh, hmmm.
## 6698                                                                           Jim it's okay. You can t... [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It's okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he's doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It's okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths "I can't" and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well.
## 6699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.
## 6700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.
## 6701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, you will be tested.
## 6702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yes, I will not be.
## 6703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You will be. That is the law according to the rules.
## 6704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.
## 6705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.
## 6706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We test a lot of urine.
## 6707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Mine was green.
## 6708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, right. How are you?
## 6709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm all better.
## 6710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.
## 6711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What kind of filing?
## 6712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Just forget it. Just the urine.
## 6713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That goes directly to the tester.
## 6714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just. I need your urine.
## 6715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Like in a cup?
## 6716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes in a cup, we're not animals, Dwight.
## 6717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 For what purpose?
## 6718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's none of your business.
## 6719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Then I refuse.
## 6720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.
## 6721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you serious?
## 6722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I need clean urine for the lady.
## 6723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But that's illegal.
## 6724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't think of it that way. It's like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just... goes
## 6725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Not my urine.
## 6726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.
## 6727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?
## 6728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, just look. Look. Just... just fill up the cup.
## 6729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Do you want to give Michael your urine?
## 6730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I want him to have all the urine he needs.
## 6731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You're not going to get my permission on this.
## 6732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I know that. Don't you think I know that?
## 6733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, we do testing all over the country.
## 6734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Cool. Hey, are you guys hiring?
## 6735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You want to work at the urinalysis lab?
## 6736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah. Maybe.
## 6737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.
## 6738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]
## 6739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'd like a magazine.
## 6740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We just need urine, sir.
## 6741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'd still like one.
## 6742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.
## 6743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's great.
## 6744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What's wrong? Where's your costume?
## 6745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.
## 6746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Why? Wha...
## 6747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.
## 6748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [placing a coke can in front of Jim] Here. [Jim looks confused] Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight. [Pam scoots the coke can towards Jim. Jim pulls out his wallet and hands Pam a dollar. He gives the coke back to Pam]
## 6749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 6750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 6751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     How much time do you have left on your break?
## 6752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ten minutes.
## 6753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.
## 6754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 6755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yes, sir.
## 6756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .
## 6757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So you wanna? Thanks.
## 6758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.
## 6759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Here's your badge.
## 6761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank] Can I have a gun?
## 6762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I don't have a gun.
## 6763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.
## 6764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't think so.
## 6765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Good.
## 6766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [salutes] Thank you, Michael.
## 6767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No. Oh. Uh...[awkwardly salutes]
## 6768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I need to go over some details with you.
## 6769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Alright. [to Hank] Well, Thank you.
## 6770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?
## 6771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Two.
## 6772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, God.
## 6773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?
## 6774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?
## 6775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             'Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.
## 6777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I mean it's inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I'm fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.
## 6778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.
## 6779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 6780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah, pretty stationery.
## 6781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, thanks!
## 6782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I didn't get mine yet.
## 6783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Uh...
## 6784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ... it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.
## 6785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam's. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We're doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.
## 6786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, on or off?
## 6787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Off.
## 6788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay... [removes glasses]
## 6789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?
## 6790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [leaving the room] Excuse me.
## 6791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Clown paint.
## 6792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
## 6793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's a nice tie.
## 6794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 6795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That is... who makes that?
## 6796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Um, I don't...
## 6797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?
## 6798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... let's um, let's keep our clothes.
## 6799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...
## 6800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [walking into the Conference room] What's the dealio?
## 6801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer's back there today.
## 6802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What's the problem?
## 6803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Angela!
## 6804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace.
## 6805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Since Christmas.
## 6806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              So what, you're having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?
## 6807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?
## 6809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Here's how I usually handle this
## 6811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 6812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           These things just have a way of working themselves out.
## 6813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's like if you write someone a letter, when you're really angry... they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it.
## 6815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So...
## 6816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay... what?
## 6818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That was the right decision for me and my marriage.
## 6819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, well... that's not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part... assuming we don't get downsized. [leans over to Pam] Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?
## 6820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [holding up a binder] A mediator's tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict.[in a comedic voice] My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.
## 6821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.
## 6822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose.
## 6823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What's the next one?
## 6824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You... you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?
## 6825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?
## 6826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.
## 6827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [in front of poster] Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using "I" emotion language and no judging or "you" statements.
## 6828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.
## 6829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Come on, seriously, that?
## 6830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...
## 6831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let's see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win.
## 6832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Win!
## 6833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.
## 6834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's... no...
## 6836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay... well, brainstorm. Own the solution.
## 6837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         How about, I leave it up?
## 6838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     How 'bout, she takes it down?
## 6839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
## 6840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win - make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose - take the poster down, compromise - Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is... make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win.
## 6841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Win.
## 6842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 6843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But, it...
## 6844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [claps his hands twice] It is done!
## 6845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Win
## 6846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [snaps a photo of Creed, then Creed turns to the side for a profile shot] No, you're all good.
## 6847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Great. [gets up and leaves]
## 6848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Angela.[hands her a Save The Date card] I didn't have your zip code.
## 6849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh. Thanks.
## 6850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.
## 6851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You solved it?
## 6852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, good. We can, uh, throw that one out. [shuffles through papers]
## 6854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Are those all the other complains?
## 6855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mmm-Hm.
## 6856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I would like to see those please.
## 6857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I... I can't do that.
## 6858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You can't do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.
## 6859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That... [shakes head and places hand over the file]
## 6860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay. [yanks the file away, despite Toby's resistance] There! No more conflict. [looks at the camera] I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. [looks back at Toby] All right... is that it?
## 6861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [sighs and pulls out a box under his desk] It's all Dwight's.
## 6862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I'm sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York.
## 6863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Ohh... God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?
## 6864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Are you sure? [looks at Oscar, who is front of the camera, holding the baby poster in front of his chest]
## 6865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, he's sure. Just shoot.
## 6866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [shoots twice]
## 6867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [looking through papers in the complaint box] This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed... huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist.
## 6868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice.
## 6869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me.
## 6870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. This [unlocks a drawer]is January through March of this year. [pulls out a fairly large folder]
## 6871                                                                                                                                                                                                   How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? [looks at all the employees, most of whom raise their hands] And... did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? [employees mumble "merely listen to and forgotten..." ] That is outrageous! I love this place... and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering... [sighs] Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?
## 6872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You already did me.
## 6873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That's what she said. [Jim mouths these words along with Michael] The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does "redacted" mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked "redacted"... ?
## 6874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off.
## 6875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago.
## 6876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whoa.. wha... wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?
## 6877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [notices Angela's intense concern] Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?
## 6878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let's do it! And [looks through the file]... okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.
## 6879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wait, what did it say?
## 6880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Uh... [reading]"Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn't she do that at home?" [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don't we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?
## 6881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!
## 6882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Here is a Kelly complaint
## 6883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My voicemail's really spotty... sometimes...
## 6884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.
## 6885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        To your HR representative.
## 6886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.
## 6887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fine, I'll take your name off. [looks at Michael] So no one will know.
## 6888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [crumbles up the complaint paper] Makin' progress. [Jim raises his hand] Yes?
## 6889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dwight tried to kiss me.
## 6890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What?!
## 6891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
## 6892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
## 6893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
## 6894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, question. [looks at Toby] When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?
## 6895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 6896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stanley. [off camera]
## 6897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [gets up and walks over to Angela, whispering to her] Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!
## 6898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [still of camera] You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it.
## 6899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I didn't do it! [Michael and Stanley continue to talk off camera, but it's inaudible]
## 6900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.
## 6901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Someone complained that the men's room is "whites only". Stanley, you know that's not true.
## 6902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I didn't say that.
## 6903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? [Michael, along with the camera, look at the standard stick man on the bathroom door.]
## 6904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela's giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee.
## 6905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.
## 6906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And... also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him.
## 6907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Stanley and I are close, too.
## 6908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We sit close.
## 6909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh... ok.
## 6910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [sits down for his ID picture] Just take it. [flashes goes off, while he is standing back up again]
## 6911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.
## 6912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she's just trying to be friends.
## 6913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't take her side.
## 6914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [sighs] Well, what does Roy think about everything?
## 6915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.
## 6916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You mean your thoughts and feelings?
## 6917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 6918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Yeah...
## 6919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.
## 6920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, that's the problem.
## 6921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I guess so...
## 6922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, well... all settled, then.
## 6923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [whispering to Angela] I don't like you.
## 6924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
## 6925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
## 6926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution
## 6927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I accept your decision!
## 6928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey... you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together.
## 6929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That doesn't make any sense.
## 6930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect.
## 6931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [to Dwight, who is sitting in front of the camera] Smile.
## 6932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 6933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
## 6934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This came out really well. [picks up Dwight's I.D. from the laminating machine and hands it to Dwight] There you go.
## 6935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is humongous. I am not a security threat...
## 6936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 6937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.
## 6938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What did I write?
## 6939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I have another complaint for Jim's permanent file.
## 6940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Talk to Michael. I gave him the box.
## 6941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What box?!
## 6942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 But I didn't report your snoring-
## 6943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays... [Dwight walks in and rummages through his complaint box]
## 6944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Uh. Dwight.
## 6945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.
## 6946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay! Calm down.
## 6947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?
## 6948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, hey!
## 6949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Him or me?
## 6950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Stop.
## 6951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.
## 6952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay...
## 6953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Either he goes, or I go.
## 6954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight...
## 6955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You choose!
## 6956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Stop...
## 6957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One of us is out of here by the end of today! [runs out]
## 6958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh... kay...
## 6959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am not bluffing!
## 6960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 6961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay?
## 6962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 6963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.
## 6964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-hmm.
## 6965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I deserve this. You know I do!
## 6966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [picks up Dwight's I.D. and snickers] You know your I.D. says you're a security threat?
## 6967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You have till five.
## 6968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, look, Jim. There's a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you're interested? I could put in a good word for you, 'cause I'll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!
## 6969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!
## 6970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
## 6971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert." [flips to another paper] "Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to."
## 6972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.
## 6973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [reading] "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer." [flips to another paper] "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can." Gah. "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone."
## 6974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.
## 6975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [reading] "Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'."
## 6976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.
## 6977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         "By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier."
## 6978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.
## 6979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I've never had one. They sound awful.
## 6980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Maybe Stanford would be cool.
## 6981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's a good market. Higher volume.
## 6982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. Maybe we should both go.
## 6983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have a girlfriend...
## 6984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sure you do, Dwight. Sure.
## 6985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, there's like, 300 more of these. Let's get to them later.
## 6986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             So, you going to transfer Jim or not?
## 6987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Let's get to work.
## 6988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I want an answer by tomorrow.
## 6989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay. Oh... actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?
## 6990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 6991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good. Okay.
## 6992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you're here?
## 6993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I can't. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.
## 6994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well... that's... what, a computer camera, right?
## 6995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You mean digital?
## 6996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It'll take like two seconds.
## 6997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         20 bucks.
## 6998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ugh... All right. Everybody, [looks around at the employees] come on. Group photo for the newsletter.
## 6999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You gotta be kiddin' me.
## 7000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Come on, everybody.
## 7001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Come on, let's go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar... andale! Let's go.
## 7002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       One, two, three... smile. [camera flashes, but no one smiles] Try to smile.
## 7003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.
## 7004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Alright, I'm just gonna take it on three... whether you smile or not. One, two, three. [camera flashes]
## 7005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good, let's check that out. [looks at preview screen] Ew, okay, all right. One more. We'll take one more.
## 7006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That'll be another 20.
## 7007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Angela, I want to talk to you about something.
## 7009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [off camera] You just press the button.
## 7010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, Pam.
## 7012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [looks at to Jim] I am. [looks at Angela] It's about the Save The Date.
## 7013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Pam, it wasn't her.
## 7014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What?!
## 7015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'm the one who complained about you.
## 7016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I... I didn't know that Toby was gonna write it down. [the camera flashes] I was just venting.
## 7017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [off camera] Okay, good. Check that out.
## 7018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You know, it was one day.
## 7019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [off camera] That's terrible.
## 7020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And I took it right back. It was like...
## 7021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, dear.
## 7023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [off camera] Let's pay Mr. Price Gouger. [rejoins the group, on camera] Okay... we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go. [flash goes off before he sits down]
## 7024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up.
## 7025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn't say three, did I?
## 7026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But, I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can't outrun your problems.
## 7027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [on Pam's answering machine] Hey, Pam... it's Jim. Um, I have a doctor's appointment in the city. So I probably won't be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I'd let you know. Okay, bye. [camera shows Jim sitting on a waiting coach in another Dunder Mifflin office]
## 7028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, Jan will see you now.
## 7029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, thanks.
## 7030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here's the thing about cage matches
## 7031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.
## 7032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?
## 7033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.
## 7034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a nice tux.
## 7035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.
## 7036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.
## 7037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.
## 7038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.
## 7039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I can always kind of win at roulette.
## 7040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.
## 7041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            How would you do that?
## 7043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Mind control.
## 7044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious?
## 7045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
## 7046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't believe you. Continue.
## 7047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.
## 7048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.
## 7049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene]
## 7050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, my God.
## 7051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.
## 7052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.
## 7053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Top 80 percent!
## 7054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 7055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 7056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know that I'm very serious here.
## 7057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!
## 7058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.
## 7060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I thought that you were their fearless leader.
## 7061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.
## 7062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [laughs] I think you can handle it.
## 7063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, come on. Come on.
## 7064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think so, Michael...
## 7065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.
## 7066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Goodbye, Michael.
## 7067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.
## 7068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
## 7069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Again? We do that every year.
## 7070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
## 7071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
## 7072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.
## 7073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes!
## 7074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.
## 7075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That doesn't exist anymore.
## 7076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.
## 7077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, they stopped making that show.
## 7078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, then, they need our money more than ever.
## 7079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.
## 7080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.
## 7081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Something with animals. Or people.
## 7082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.
## 7083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?
## 7084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...
## 7085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
## 7086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
## 7087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.
## 7088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
## 7089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Afghani.
## 7090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Afghani.
## 7092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's a dog.
## 7093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, that's Afghan.
## 7094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's a shawl.
## 7095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Wait, canine AIDS?
## 7096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. Humans with AIDS.
## 7097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Who has AIDS?
## 7098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Guys, the Afghanistananies.
## 7099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
## 7100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.
## 7101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What are you doing?
## 7102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, nothing.
## 7103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          "Till Death Do Us Rock."
## 7104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            They're wedding bands.
## 7105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 7106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.
## 7107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.
## 7108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There's a KISS cover band in here.
## 7109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Let's do it.
## 7110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.
## 7111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.
## 7112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?
## 7113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.
## 7114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.
## 7115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Except my warehouse.
## 7116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, actually, it's my warehouse.
## 7117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.
## 7118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why are you here?
## 7119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.
## 7120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Not. I said, not that.
## 7121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.
## 7122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's ironic.
## 7123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That you are afraid.
## 7125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
## 7126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Dinkin' flicka.
## 7127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [sighs] Dinkin' flicka.
## 7128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
## 7129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture]
## 7130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.
## 7131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.
## 7132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.
## 7133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 7134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Have three stages, yeah.
## 7135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.
## 7136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 7137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's take a look. Nice.
## 7138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.
## 7139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       On the drums! On the drums!
## 7141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.
## 7142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.
## 7143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow. Oh!
## 7144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, my...
## 7145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...
## 7146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No! No!
## 7147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.
## 7148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, come back! No, no, no!
## 7149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kev!
## 7150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.
## 7151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [phone rings] Yes
## 7152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you.
## 7153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Who?
## 7154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Carol Stills.
## 7155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Do I know a Carol Stills?
## 7156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Your realtor.
## 7157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?
## 7158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's still me.
## 7159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
## 7160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Carol, you're on with Michael.
## 7161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [on phone] Hello, Michael?
## 7162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hi, Carol. How you doing?
## 7163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.
## 7164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.
## 7165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, great.
## 7166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.
## 7167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?
## 7168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.
## 7169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, great.
## 7170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.
## 7171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              To the casino thing?
## 7172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...[phone rings] What do you...
## 7173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?
## 7175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Michael, Jan's on line two.
## 7176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume?
## 7177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.
## 7178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 7179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, Jan. How you doing?
## 7180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.
## 7181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am?
## 7182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.
## 7183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, okay.
## 7184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Incidentally, what is the charity?
## 7185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             AIDS.
## 7186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, then. I will see you tonight.
## 7187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay, sounds great.
## 7188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bye-bye.
## 7189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...
## 7190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No problemo.
## 7191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Right.
## 7192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        To answer your question...
## 7193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 7194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 7195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'd love to go.
## 7197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.
## 7199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Problem. Good.
## 7200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   And I'll bring the papers, too.
## 7201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Good, All right. Sounds great.
## 7202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I'll see you tonight.
## 7203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bye.
## 7204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bye.
## 7205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
## 7206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God!
## 7207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah! That's great.
## 7208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, hey.
## 7209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 7210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey, Carol.
## 7211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 7212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You look great.
## 7213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.
## 7214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, well... Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks]
## 7215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
## 7216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
## 7217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.
## 7218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Drink would be good.
## 7219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
## 7221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?
## 7222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.
## 7223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Billy, your nurse is hot.
## 7225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That's my girlfriend.
## 7226                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.
## 7227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.
## 7228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Chili's is great.
## 7229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.
## 7230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
## 7231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.
## 7232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.
## 7233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          All-in. [Other players fold their hands]
## 7234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?
## 7235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'll call.
## 7236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What are... That's insane.
## 7237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I have good cards.
## 7238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.
## 7239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.
## 7240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay, all right, whatever.
## 7241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Flip them.
## 7242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves]
## 7243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 7244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.
## 7245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.
## 7246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks.
## 7247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.
## 7248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wow, bad luck.
## 7249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
## 7250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael?
## 7251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jan.
## 7252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 7253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.
## 7254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?
## 7255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What does that mean?
## 7256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.
## 7257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.
## 7258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hi, hi.
## 7259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Does anyone want a drink?
## 7260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I'm good.
## 7261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay. [Carol stares at Michael]
## 7262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 7263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, hey.
## 7264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey. What...
## 7265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Jan's here.
## 7266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Give me the dice.
## 7267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Come on, Dwight.
## 7268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Let's go.
## 7269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's all on you, baby. Let's go.
## 7270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Good evening, Dwight. What is this?
## 7271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.
## 7272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 7273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Then roll an eight.
## 7274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you, Angela.
## 7275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good luck, Dwight.
## 7276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling]
## 7277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.
## 7278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Let it ride. Let it all ride.
## 7279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Give me the dice!
## 7280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, right.
## 7281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "Yeah, right," what?
## 7282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What was this? [Makes face]
## 7283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [Laughs] I have good cards.
## 7284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 7285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.
## 7286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Wow. I think you're bluffing.
## 7287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yeah, I think she's full of it.
## 7288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Straight.
## 7289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh. Three nines.
## 7290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.
## 7291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thank you very much. It was fun.
## 7292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Cosmopolitan, please.
## 7293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.
## 7294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...
## 7295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.
## 7296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.
## 7297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, I'm having a nice time.
## 7298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, me too. Me too.
## 7299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
## 7300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?
## 7301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right!
## 7302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!
## 7303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Come on, shooter!
## 7304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go!
## 7305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 7306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah!
## 7307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Five.
## 7308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               So close. So close.
## 7309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson?
## 7310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Super 8?
## 7312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I...
## 7313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Motel 6? Best Western?
## 7314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I didn't... I don't know...
## 7315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?
## 7316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.
## 7317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All-in.
## 7318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Okay, let's do it.
## 7319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Good Luck, honey.
## 7320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.
## 7321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Three queens.
## 7322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nice, very nice.
## 7323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I have an ace.
## 7324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, that's a flush.
## 7325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, man!
## 7326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh, I have a flush!
## 7327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes!
## 7328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?
## 7329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I suck.
## 7330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           She took you down, huh?
## 7331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I do not want to talk about it.
## 7332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.
## 7333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 7334                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?
## 7335                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?
## 7336                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.
## 7337                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dude, you will not be sorry.
## 7338                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Sweet. All right.
## 7339                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 7340                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Smoke?
## 7341                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No, thanks. You having fun?
## 7342                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.
## 7343                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, we all really...
## 7344                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed
## 7345                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, I think you look great.
## 7346                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Why did I hook up with Michael?
## 7347                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, why did you?
## 7348                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?
## 7349                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yeah.
## 7350                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Good. Have you told anyone?
## 7351                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 7352                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, you should.
## 7353                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!
## 7354                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
## 7355                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sorry, babe. I am just beat.
## 7356                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's okay. I'll see you at home.
## 7357                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?
## 7358                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7359                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?
## 7360                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Okay, will do.
## 7361                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          See you.
## 7362                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Bye! Hey.
## 7363                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, how's it going?
## 7364                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.
## 7365                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?
## 7366                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                About when you want to give me more of your money?
## 7367                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I...
## 7368                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
## 7369                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I was just... I'm in love with you.
## 7370                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7371                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
## 7372                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
## 7373                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just needed you to know. Once.
## 7374                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Well, I um... I... I can't.
## 7375                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7376                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You have no idea...
## 7377                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't do that.
## 7378                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...what your friendship means to me.
## 7379                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.
## 7380                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
## 7381                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
## 7382                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey. I'm leaving.
## 7383                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey, okay.
## 7384                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.
## 7385                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 7386                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.
## 7387                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Okay. Thanks for coming.
## 7388                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Nice to meet you.
## 7389                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You, too.
## 7390                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           And you guys have a good time together.
## 7391                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Okay. Talk to you Monday.
## 7392                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7393                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Goodbye.
## 7394                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Good night. She's a good boss.
## 7395                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            She seems really nice.
## 7396                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh, she's great.
## 7397                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.
## 7398                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss]
## 7399                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp." It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em.
## 7400                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [after "the kiss"] You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.
## 7401                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Me too. ...I think we're just drunk.
## 7402                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?
## 7403                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No... [Jim leans in for another kiss] Jim---
## 7404                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Are you really gonna marry him? [Pam nods] ...Ok.
## 7405                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [sobbing] Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! [serious] False. I do not miss him.
## 7406                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              No! That is the fun of this place. I call everybody "faggie". Why would anybody find that offensive?
## 7407                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       OK I think Oscar would just like if you used "lame" or something like that.
## 7408                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's what faggie means!
## 7409                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No not really...
## 7410                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Apparently you called Oscar "faggie" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
## 7411                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
## 7412                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
## 7413                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Exactly!
## 7414                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I mean for real.
## 7415                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I know.
## 7416                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
## 7417                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
## 7418                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.
## 7419                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
## 7420                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Listen man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.
## 7421                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No, it's fine.
## 7422                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No. No it's not. I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people "faggie" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know? I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime. And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude.
## 7423                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.
## 7424                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [in reference to Oscar being gay] It explains so much.
## 7425                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I'm not gay. And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... [sighs] Uh... yeah I'm gay.
## 7426                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable.
## 7427                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why did I transfer to Stamford? I think that's pretty obvious. I got promoted! And you can't beat that view... right?
## 7428                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey, Big Tuna! You're single right?
## 7429                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh-huh, yeah. I am.
## 7430                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              She's pretty hot huh? [Jim nods] She's completely crazy. Steer clear Big Tuna. Head for open waters.
## 7431                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OooOK.
## 7432                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OooOK.
## 7433                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. ...I don't think any of them actually know my real name.
## 7434                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? [laughs] I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, "Here Comes Treble."
## 7435                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber. Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.
## 7436                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oh, I can do that.
## 7437                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jim's nice enough. I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. [makes classic "Jim"-camera face] What is that?
## 7438                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
## 7439                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Of course.
## 7440                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What about Oscar?
## 7441                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Absolutely not.
## 7442                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Well, he is.
## 7443                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
## 7444                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
## 7445                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
## 7446                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
## 7447                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, what about Angela? She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.
## 7448                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I really don't think so.
## 7449                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I don't know, I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?
## 7450                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [creepy smile]
## 7451                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do some research. Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.
## 7452                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.
## 7453                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's ridiculous.
## 7454                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.
## 7455                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [sighs] Let's call him and get the website.
## 7456                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Definitely.
## 7457                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            What's gay-dar? Oh, oh, gay-dar, yes! No, uh, I think they have it at Sharper Image. Oh, you know what? I could check for you. No problem. [loudly fake typing] It's sold out! Yeah sorry about that, that's a bummer.
## 7458                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, they're sold out.
## 7459                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Damn. [thinks] I'll try Brookstone.
## 7460                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I miss that.
## 7461                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chicken or fish?
## 7462                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [loud sigh] Chicken.
## 7463                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So you havin' a good day?
## 7464                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Excellent, thanks.
## 7465                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Good, glad. OK.
## 7466                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding. I got cold feet, a few days before. And I can't really explain it. I just had to get out of that relationship. We still had to pay for all the food. So we froze it. But I'm, I'm doing well. I have my own apartment. I'm taking art classes. And I have lunch for the next five weeks.
## 7467                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest. I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.
## 7468                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.
## 7469                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you.
## 7470                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes I'm super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.
## 7471                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up. It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He's so talented.
## 7472                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              OK. Who put my calculator in Jello? Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this? Seriously guys, who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I'm gonna lose MY FRICKIN' MIND!
## 7473                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
## 7474                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I watch the L Word. I watch, Queer as F***, so...
## 7475                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's not what it's called.
## 7476                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?
## 7477                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      What? What does that even...
## 7478                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.
## 7479                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It's not like gay... shame festival.
## 7480                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.
## 7481                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?
## 7482                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               NO!
## 7483                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't kn--
## 7484                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No, it's not possible.
## 7485                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Anything's possible.
## 7486                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You know, imagine... you were gay.
## 7487                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [laughs] Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!
## 7488                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. Do you understand?
## 7489                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.
## 7490                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Am I the first gay man you ever knew?
## 7491                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Trick question! Cause you can't always tell, so... how would I know. Is that the right answer?
## 7492                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.
## 7493                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Uh, Michael knows Pam. He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.
## 7494                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [looking at gay p0rn] Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. This is fine. You know what. Gay p0rn, straight p0rn, it's all goooooood! I don't particularly get into this. But uh, you know what. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful.
## 7495                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ah damn pop-ups.
## 7496                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What are you doing?!
## 7497                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Watching some of your friends.
## 7498                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [yelling] All right, everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! JUST GET IN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
## 7499                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant lame. And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men.
## 7500                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           We're all homos! Homosapiens. Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are, people. I mean anybody could be gay. Business-men. Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or... accountants. Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here. However you want to do it. Go ahead. Stand up. I'm doing this for you.
## 7501                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes I'm gay. And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever. Can I sit down now?
## 7502                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [/b]
## 7503                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Who should be the judges and juries of our society?
## 7504                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Judges and juries!
## 7505                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, that's a good point. She has a good point. Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law. I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them. So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey s*x as much as they could. You know? Sounds pretty good, right?
## 7506                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [/b]
## 7507                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.
## 7508                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No one else in this office is gay.
## 7509                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What about Phyllis? She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!
## 7510                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
## 7511                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's great. Congratulations Phyllis. That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing! [laughs] See? Everybody has a chance!
## 7512                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But still, Phyllis, in college? Did you ever experiment with other women? A lot of women do!
## 7513                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No, you knew me in high school. Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.
## 7514                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [laughing] Right! [serious] And I take that as a compliment.
## 7515                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---
## 7516                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, I just like to look good OK, so ---
## 7517                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You sound pretty defensive Michael.
## 7518                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero!
## 7519                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here.
## 7520                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No no no. The only signal that I am sending is[/b]
## 7521                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.
## 7522                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.
## 7523                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You misunderstand-- OK. You know what, OK. I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. You ready? I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend ---
## 7524                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I would rather not.
## 7525                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!
## 7526                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, NO! I don't want to touch you, ever consider that? You're ignorant, and insulting, and small!
## 7527                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           All right, um... sorry.
## 7528                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Michael... I'm sorry. That was a good idea. Come on, come on. [Oscar and Michael hug]
## 7529                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [sobbing] I'm sorry I called you faggie. You're not faggie. You're a a good guy.
## 7530                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael appears to be gay too. And yet he is my friend. I guess I do have a gay friend.
## 7531                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [embracing Oscar]You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes. I want you to watch this. And I want you to burn this into your brains. Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this. [awkwardly kissing Oscar] I did it. See. I'm still here. We're all still here. [everyone claps]
## 7532                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [Dwight gets up to kiss Oscar] Oh come on! Dwight! Come on, man!
## 7533                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature. But we can't lose the spirit of child like wonder. What is love... anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar... and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?
## 7534                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am glad that today spurred social change. That's part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed. ...that's what she said. Or he said.
## 7535                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, there's Gill. Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?
## 7536                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was going to quit. But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gill and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
## 7537                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [reading the note with the gay-dar] "Hope this helps. -Jim" Nice!
## 7538                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Dwight is running the gay-dar over Oscar's body] What are you doing?!
## 7539                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Shhh. Don't be scared. [gay-dar beeps over Oscar's belt buckle, Dwight smiles] It works. [gay-dar goes off next to Dwight's belt buckle] ...oh no.
## 7540                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Pam?
## 7541                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah?
## 7542                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Did you see Oprah yesterday?
## 7543                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I didn't.
## 7544                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I, uh... I am going to be a father.
## 7545                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What was Oprah about?
## 7546                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.
## 7547                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's a really big decision.
## 7548                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know.
## 7549                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Maybe you should wait before you adopt.
## 7550                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well...
## 7551                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Or not adopt.
## 7552                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Just do it, okay?
## 7553                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.
## 7554                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?
## 7555                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.
## 7556                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Eight months?
## 7557                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7558                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.
## 7559                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You probably won't.
## 7560                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...
## 7561                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Michael.
## 7562                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Twenty years.
## 7563                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, Michael.
## 7564                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thirty.
## 7565                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure.
## 7566                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's a deal.
## 7567                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms.
## 7568                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yesh.
## 7569                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, fun jeans.
## 7570                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Right there. Ah.
## 7571                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sign.
## 7572                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Per diem.
## 7573                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled s*x romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.
## 7574                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't be mad, it is a business trip.
## 7575                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But I don't understand. It's for managers.
## 7576                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.
## 7577                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. [A long silence.] Are you still there?
## 7578                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, Monkey.
## 7579                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't "Monkey" me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.
## 7580                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." What is... why are there flies in here?
## 7581                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?
## 7582                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             This.
## 7583                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You look so pretty.
## 7584                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 7585                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, I have a date. He's a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I'm kind of nervous. I haven't been on a first date in nine years... probably shouldn't broadcast that.
## 7586                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.
## 7587                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?
## 7588                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.
## 7589                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.
## 7590                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And your veil.
## 7591                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, do it!
## 7592                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'll probably just wear this.
## 7593                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Really? Okay. Well, word of advice[/b]
## 7594                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Um...
## 7595                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um. Okay, um.
## 7596                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um.
## 7597                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You got that?
## 7598                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I got it.
## 7599                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Write it down.
## 7600                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I got it.
## 7601                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um.
## 7602                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Um.
## 7603                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [singing] Um, um, um...
## 7604                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         There's my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?
## 7605                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.
## 7606                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              That town smells like cheese steaks.
## 7607                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That town is full of history!
## 7608                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [introducing himself] Creed.
## 7609                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?
## 7610                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Michael.
## 7611                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey, Josh, how ya doing?
## 7612                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pretty good.
## 7613                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Good to see you. There he is! There's the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product... the progidal... my son returns.
## 7614                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like the firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
## 7615                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It's really good to see you, man.
## 7616                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah! Wow, I didn't expect that. It's good to see you too!
## 7617                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?
## 7618                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, sold about forty thousand.
## 7619                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey!
## 7620                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Shut up. That's impossible.
## 7621                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, it's not. I did. Yep.
## 7622                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Well, I did it too.
## 7623                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.
## 7624                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So did you hear?
## 7625                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7626                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pam's back on the market again.
## 7627                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? She's dating?
## 7628                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.
## 7629                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     So what kind of commissions you get up there?
## 7630                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, Dwight. I've missed you so much.
## 7631                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You're so immature!
## 7632                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman.
## 7633                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah.
## 7634                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I'm going to look for a place for you at Stamford.
## 7635                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, hey!
## 7636                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Jan.
## 7637                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We all checked in?
## 7638                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 7639                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Great, let's dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour.
## 7640                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7641                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay!
## 7642                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules.
## 7643                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What are you talking about?
## 7644                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I'm still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.
## 7645                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Step away from me, Michael.
## 7646                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you.
## 7647                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?
## 7648                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-hmm.
## 7649                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.
## 7650                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This party is going to be awesome.
## 7651                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.
## 7652                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Check it out.
## 7653                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That is crooked on that side.
## 7654                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow.
## 7655                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hey hey!
## 7656                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          That is a lot of liquor.
## 7657                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7658                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 And a dart board.
## 7659                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.
## 7660                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.
## 7661                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?
## 7662                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.
## 7663                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.
## 7664                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
## 7665                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Um, we should...
## 7666                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7667                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.
## 7668                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'll do a shot, Michael.
## 7669                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.
## 7670                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG.
## 7671                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Check it out. Hi, I'm Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin.
## 7672                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.
## 7673                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 7674                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I'm a huge fan.
## 7675                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.
## 7676                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know what? I'm having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.
## 7677                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right, maybe. If I can.
## 7678                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there?
## 7679                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   No, you cannot.
## 7680                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 So maybe. See ya.
## 7681                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Why do they call him The Bus?
## 7682                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Because he's afraid to fly.
## 7683                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Smile!
## 7684                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Do you remember me from last year? There's a party in my room, 308, can't miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!
## 7685                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.
## 7686                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yep. Yeah, she's up front.
## 7687                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You don't have email on your phone.
## 7688                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't have to, I just know. Yes, hello?
## 7689                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No one just called you.
## 7690                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 7691                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care.
## 7692                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'll see you soon.
## 7693                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, stop by later.
## 7694                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [into phone] See you in a bit. Bye-bye. [to Dwight] May I have a moment of your time please?
## 7695                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I need you to do something for me.
## 7696                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes. Anything.
## 7697                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.
## 7698                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat.
## 7699                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Pam.
## 7700                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey! What's up?
## 7701                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's, uh... I was... might ask if you wanted...
## 7702                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [answering phone] Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He's not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. [hangs up] Sorry. What's up?
## 7703                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Um, if, uh... um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It's so weird.
## 7704                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.
## 7705                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7706                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there's any known aliases, et cetera.
## 7707                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And?
## 7708                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     He wasn't volunteering today.
## 7709                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Business has been pretty crazy around the office.
## 7710                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh yeah?
## 7711                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.
## 7712                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh, tell him I say hi.
## 7713                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I will call him later with that message.
## 7714                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey, how is... Toby?
## 7715                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?
## 7716                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, no, it was... you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to...
## 7717                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically.
## 7718                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Michael, it's really not a competition.
## 7719                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow.
## 7720                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great!
## 7721                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Hey, Jan, Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip.
## 7722                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Whoa. Michael.
## 7723                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow, oh my God, thank you.
## 7724                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're welcome.
## 7725                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Was that your per diem?
## 7726                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, that was a different hundred dollar bill.
## 7727                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 What have you generated, Michael?
## 7728                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.
## 7729                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What party?
## 7730                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The party I'm having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited.
## 7731                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Michael, um... Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can't stay on top of you 24/7.
## 7732                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.
## 7733                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you do that, you're going to have to put out.
## 7734                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.
## 7735                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.
## 7736                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Any messages for 308? All right.
## 7737                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Hey hey, fellers.
## 7738                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael.
## 7739                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, Michael.
## 7740                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 7741                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.
## 7742                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.
## 7743                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I don't think so.
## 7744                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.
## 7745                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Fine! All right.
## 7746                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Okay! Excellent. Oh...
## 7747                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Keep the wing flaps.
## 7748                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Shut it. [answering phone] Hey, Pam, what's up? Yep, yech... no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. [to others] Say hi to Pam!
## 7749                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hi, Pam.
## 7750                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. [to others] Pam says hi. [into phone] Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye.
## 7751                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You first.
## 7752                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on. Nice try, Josh!
## 7753                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and... okay. Double or nothing.
## 7754                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Or what? We didn't bet anything, Michael.
## 7755                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well, let's...
## 7756                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah, we should go.
## 7757                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on!
## 7758                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We gotta go.
## 7759                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Come on!
## 7760                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh... we'll do it later.
## 7761                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?
## 7762                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Fine.
## 7763                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.
## 7764                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           That is so true. Ready?
## 7765                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for.
## 7766                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 7767                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sorry, my meeting ran late.
## 7768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 7769                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill.
## 7770                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   They're exclusive with Staples.
## 7771                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products.
## 7772                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes! Ha!
## 7773                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Well, Michael, I underestimated you.
## 7774                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.
## 7775                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Dwight's room key. And... Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.
## 7776                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                D?
## 7777                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call... well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!
## 7778                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.
## 7779                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh, great.
## 7780                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I don't want ketchup.
## 7781                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.
## 7782                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So how do you come up with your cartoons?
## 7783                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, I just, uh... I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them.
## 7784                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You dream in cartoons? How fun!
## 7785                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.
## 7786                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I thought there was a party in here.
## 7787                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is the party.
## 7788                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 This is room 308?
## 7789                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Party central! So, what can I do you for? [Guy leaves] All right.
## 7790                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels.
## 7791                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Huh.
## 7792                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [French accent] Freedom fries for the table.
## 7793                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Freedom fries. Yeah.
## 7794                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, "Don't be edgy." But I don't know any other way. Yeah, you get it.
## 7795                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan.
## 7796                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I'll let you pick my brain.
## 7797                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               More freedom fries.
## 7798                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7799                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's great.
## 7800                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Okay.
## 7801                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I went on a date. It wasn't a love connection, um... I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.
## 7802                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael. Am I the first to arrive?
## 7803                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            People have been filtering in and out.
## 7804                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Can I get a drink?
## 7805                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7806                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Can I get a drink?
## 7807                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sure. You like Cosmos?
## 7808                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7809                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?
## 7810                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael...
## 7811                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales... I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that's just...
## 7812                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. You're a good boss. You're a great boss.
## 7813                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm not better than Josh.
## 7814                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael, it's not about... I transferred because of Pam.
## 7815                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh my God. You don't even know. She's single now.
## 7816                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, I just... I heard something about that. It's just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.
## 7817                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her.
## 7818                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nope, that's okay.
## 7819                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7820                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's all right.
## 7821                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I will. I'll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling.
## 7822                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah. Okay, maybe.
## 7823                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Are we early?
## 7824                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out.
## 7825                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 7826                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Evan, this is Jim.
## 7827                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How are you?
## 7828                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey, uh... Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim.
## 7829                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?
## 7830                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Do you guys work together?
## 7831                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No, we used to. Now we're friends.
## 7832                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Best friends.
## 7833                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Some people need dozens of friends to say, "Hey, look at me, I'm popular." But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship, it... it can't be forced. It should just come about effortlessly.
## 7834                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? [lights go out, leaving Michael's black light on] Ha, ha, ha.
## 7835                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Ha, ha, ha, ha.
## 7836                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Whoa. What are those stains?
## 7837                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Blood, urine, or semen.
## 7838                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh, God, I hope it's urine.
## 7839                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I'm hungry.
## 7840                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!
## 7841                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
## 7842                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [directing people to their assigned seats] Take a seat down there. Second from the end.
## 7843                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Alright, everybody here? Yes.
## 7844                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [walking in with a tray of six popcorn bags] Popcorn anyone?
## 7845                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes pleeeeease! Thank yooouuu!
## 7846                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [with five popcorn bags left] Anyone else? Nooo.
## 7847                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.
## 7848                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Entourage!
## 7849                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?
## 7850                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes!
## 7851                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why him?
## 7852                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Don't whine. Get the window. [Dwight exhales]
## 7853                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Previously on Varsity Blues...
## 7854                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...
## 7855                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [walking into an empty office because everyone is watching Varsity Blues] Hello?
## 7856                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.
## 7857                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I don't approve. I don't.
## 7858                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hello? [Angela coughs and points to the conference room]
## 7859                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Jan walks in on Movie Monday] Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!
## 7860                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How would a movie increase productivity Michael? How on earth would it do that?
## 7861                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       People work faster after...
## 7862                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Magically?
## 7863                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.
## 7864                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 7865                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [walking past Dwight's desk] Kitchen.
## 7866                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.
## 7867                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       That's not going to happen.
## 7868                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You know she has it out for him now.
## 7869                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That's not his fault! He had to follow his heart!
## 7870                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.
## 7871                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dwight, you should be running this office.
## 7872                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Michael would never let me...
## 7873                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.
## 7874                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I could never do that!
## 7875                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!
## 7876                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
## 7877                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.
## 7878                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [on the phone] Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here. [Kelly screams with excitement into the phone and Pam has to take it away from her ear]
## 7879                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kelly really likes to online shop. Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes. I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.
## 7880                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [pulling her new shirt out of a box] Ok.
## 7881                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [gasps] I love it!
## 7882                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Really? I don't know.
## 7883                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.
## 7884                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not at work, I'll try it on---
## 7885                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
## 7886                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...noooo
## 7887                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [clapping her hands in unison] Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
## 7888                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Why did you do that?!
## 7889                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.
## 7890                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We're on the German team. Shoot the Brittish.
## 7891                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [turning around to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?
## 7892                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [laughing] Yeah.
## 7893                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [outside in the parking lot, pacing back and forth] WAH! GAH! [breathing heavily]
## 7894                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [answering the phone] Hello?
## 7895                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Is this Jan?
## 7896                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Who is this?
## 7897                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
## 7898                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
## 7899                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               It's about Michael.
## 7900                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What about him?
## 7901                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [exhales] I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
## 7902                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's not about a surprise party is it?
## 7903                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, but we should discuss that another time.
## 7904                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
## 7905                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
## 7906                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                How do you know I like that store?
## 7907                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
## 7908                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             How do you know that?
## 7909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Part of my job.
## 7910                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No it's not. It's officially not.
## 7911                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ...noted.
## 7912                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [walking into Michael's office] I'm going... to the dentist.
## 7913                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 7914                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have to have an emergency crown put in.
## 7915                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ouchy.
## 7916                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Yes. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone... three hours.
## 7917                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Three hours, wow. Have fun. [Dwight walks away staring through the blinds at Michael]
## 7918                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Did you get anything good?
## 7919                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 7920                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          New blouse? Halter top? Camisole? Teddy?
## 7921                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I can save the branch.
## 7922                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 7923                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             If you let me run it.
## 7924                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 7925                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [excitedly] "Ok" I can run it?
## 7926                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What would you do differently?
## 7927                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mostly get rid of waste. Which is half the people there. And clean house. [to waitress in diner] Right here. It's all for me. Thank you.
## 7928                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
## 7929                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. [pouring way too much syrup on his food] But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So [cutting his food, giving Jan a "so there" look], here we are. It's all, on the table. I want... the branch. And I await your decision.
## 7930                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [shoveling waffles into his mouth] Oh, by the way. There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
## 7931                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [thinks for a second] Where is it?
## 7932                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [on speakerphone with Michael] Michael.
## 7933                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 7934                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.
## 7935                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh. That's nice.
## 7936                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          No, it wasn't. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.
## 7937                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ...what?
## 7938                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mm-hmm.
## 7939                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...you were at the dentist?
## 7940                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can't have people undermining you. Get control of your branch immediately.
## 7941                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ok.
## 7942                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What was Dwight thinking? That he could turn Jan against me? She's my ex-lover! ...ish.
## 7943                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [Pam walks out of the bathroom wearing her new red shirt] Woooooow.
## 7944                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's so sexy. You look so hot.
## 7945                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's really something.
## 7946                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [smiling] It's too much.
## 7947                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 7948                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm gonna return it.
## 7949                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.
## 7950                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [walking into the break room] Hey.
## 7951                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 7952                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You look nice.
## 7953                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 7954                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Isn't that like your third soda today?
## 7955                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company. [someone dims the lights, signifying that it's game time] Ok, see you next week. Bye. [to Karen] Again?
## 7956                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Scared?
## 7957                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [with her hands making the rocker sign] Call of Duty!
## 7958                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [sounding upset] Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?
## 7959                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Now?
## 7960                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes now.
## 7961                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Put the game on hold everyone.
## 7962                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This is not working, ok? We are getting slaughtered out there.
## 7963                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's the new guy. [looks at Jim]
## 7964                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, I'm sorry I don't know... what we're talking about...
## 7965                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  See what I mean?
## 7966                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We just need a strategy, ok? We're going to set up a trap in the gun room. All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?
## 7967                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Um, sniper rifle?
## 7968                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           SNIPE--
## 7969                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             WHAT?
## 7970                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              JIM!
## 7971                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Are you playing for the other team?!
## 7972                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You don't snipe in Carrington, ok?
## 7973                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Saboteur!
## 7974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Andy, it's not---
## 7975                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game--- the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.
## 7976                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hey Dwight.
## 7977                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 7978                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Do you want an M&M?
## 7979                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            No thanks I'm stuffed.
## 7980                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No seriously. You should have an M&M, they're really good.
## 7981                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ...ok. [takes and eats several M&M's]
## 7982                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                They're good, huh?
## 7983                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...so good.
## 7984                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Hey. I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put in.
## 7985                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so...
## 7986                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sounds like a good dentist.
## 7987                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh, yeah.
## 7988                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What's his name?
## 7989                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [long pause] Crentist.
## 7990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Your dentist's name is Crentist.
## 7991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
## 7992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.
## 7993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Maybe that's why he became a dentist.
## 7994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Let me see your teeth. Let me see 'em. Let me see 'em.
## 7995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside] Ahh. Aaaah.
## 7996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You should... floss.
## 7997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I know...
## 7998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [exhales] Well then... I am glad you're ok.
## 7999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Business is like a jungle. And I... am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? [smiling] Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.
## 8000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?
## 8001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [in Michael's office] Wow, this is tough.
## 8002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ohhhh. Arrrgggh!
## 8004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What is it?
## 8005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I just got off the phone with Jan. And um... she demoted me.
## 8006                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No.
## 8007                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!
## 8008                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Gahh!
## 8009                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
## 8010                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I can't believe this news. That--- wow.
## 8011                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I know. I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it... because you've always been so loyal to me. You've been my most trusted ally.
## 8012                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You said that?
## 8013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yep, I did. I did. But I think... you should do it.
## 8014                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well... Gosh, if you think I should. Then I will.
## 8015                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [exhales] Perfect, well, we're settled.
## 8016                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All right.
## 8017                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       All right. Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.
## 8018                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Assistant to the regional manager. Thank you Michael, for staying on. I really appreciate it.
## 8019                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Ohh..
## 8020                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey... I can't imagine this place without you.
## 8021                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [muttering] Can't you? That's so nice.
## 8022                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well... I guess we should go tell the troops.
## 8023                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. [Dwight exhales, Michael looks at the camera] Ok let's do it.
## 8024                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hey, hi, hello. Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. I... am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight.
## 8025                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You're kidding...
## 8026                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.
## 8027                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Congratulations Dwight.
## 8028                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank you Angela.
## 8029                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But... why Dwight?
## 8030                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Because, Dwight... never lies.
## 8031                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        How does that qualify him to run a branch?
## 8032                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Because that's all it takes.
## 8033                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody... about loyalty?
## 8034                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thank you Michael. I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black! With ferocity!
## 8035                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, what will you do?
## 8036                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh, I'll be fine.
## 8037                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you have any savings?
## 8038                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           No, no, I don't, but---
## 8039                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Michael, you might lose your condo.
## 8040                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I... won't. I won't.
## 8041                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.
## 8042                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe I'll quit.
## 8043                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's really happening!
## 8044                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 8045                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We can make a difference here.
## 8046                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I, will, make a difference here.
## 8047                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You alone? Because I thought together we could---
## 8048                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh please, don't be naive. But you can be in charge of the women.
## 8049                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [whispering] Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.
## 8050                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry what are you whispering about?
## 8051                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.
## 8052                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'm trying---
## 8053                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just tap S then D.
## 8054                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 8055                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [her players gun is pointed directly at Jim's player's head] Any... last words? No?
## 8056                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What? [Karen's player shoots Jim's player, "You killed Jim Halpert" appears on the screen, Karen giggles]
## 8057                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wow. Psychopath. [Karen grins widely at Jim]
## 8058                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8059                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I'm just looking.
## 8060                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Please go back to your desk.
## 8061                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      In a minute.
## 8062                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.
## 8063                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.
## 8064                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [smiling] No thank you.
## 8065                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.
## 8066                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No thanks.
## 8067                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8068                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Not my style.
## 8069                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              But you said you liked it. You've always admired it.
## 8070                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Well that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.
## 8071                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Michael finally breaks] Take it back.
## 8072                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [confused] No.
## 8073                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That's my car.
## 8074                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What did you---
## 8075                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    THAT'S MY CAR.
## 8076                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 8077                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.
## 8078                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You know what?
## 8079                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jan called me about your little meeting!
## 8080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No!
## 8081                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I know, what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.
## 8082                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.
## 8083                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh do you? Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you, Dwight?
## 8084                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don't fire me. Please.
## 8085                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!
## 8086                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!
## 8087                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Not. Good. Enough!
## 8088                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [sobbing] I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!
## 8089                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I have a laundry machine!
## 8090                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I'm sorry! I'll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]
## 8091                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
## 8092                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael. What can I do? [Michael exhales] What can I do? [Dwight has his face to the ground but his butt raised high in the air] What can I do? What can I do?
## 8093                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You can get up. Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch. [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]
## 8094                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.
## 8095                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [leaving his desk for the day, pretends pull the pen out of a pretend grenade, and tosses it to Karen]
## 8096                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]
## 8097                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Yep. Yeah, we hugged it out. But, it turns out, I was still a little angry. So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, [cut to Dwight standing on a box with "LIAR" written on a piece of paper hung around his neck, Dwight's head hung in shame] and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.
## 8098                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?
## 8099                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Uh, no thanks, I'm good.
## 8100                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, it's okay, I'm going down.
## 8101                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Um... Yeah, absolutely.
## 8102                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         All right, I'll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs]
## 8103                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [laughs uproariously and applauds] Whoo!
## 8104                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [hands Ryan pencil] There you go.
## 8105                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Awesome!
## 8106                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thank you.
## 8107                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   You're welcome.
## 8108                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?
## 8109                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't mind if I do. See you in a minute. [goes back down pretend stairs and grabs pen from Stanley's desk]
## 8110                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay. [continues to laugh] Whoo!
## 8111                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There you go, fresh from the warehouse.
## 8112                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?
## 8113                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.
## 8114                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.
## 8115                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Yeah. Yes, it's better. It's great.
## 8116                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [breathless] All right. Okay. [goes back down pretend stairs, crawls on belly to the kitchen for the coffee]
## 8117                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.
## 8118                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [after Michael returns with coffee] With cream and sugar?
## 8119                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [sighs] All right.
## 8120                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             [on speakerphone] So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.
## 8121                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oookay. Let me see if I have his cell. Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan? Or does somebody miss me?
## 8122                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Michael, Ed died over the weekend.
## 8123                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh, wow.
## 8124                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Attention, everybody. I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first. My old boss Ed Truck has died.
## 8125                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news! You must feel so sad.
## 8126                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yes, I am. It's very sad. Because he was my boss.
## 8127                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's a shame. Ed was a good guy.
## 8128                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That's right, you worked with him. So did Creed. Well, I'll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by. Cheer me up.
## 8129                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So did you hear the news?
## 8130                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The news that you just announced? That Ed died?
## 8131                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 8132                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Is there anything I can do?
## 8133                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really? It's... pssssh... . He was almost 70. Circle of life.
## 8134                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 8135                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [holds out arms to Pam]
## 8136                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh. Okay.
## 8137                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Yeah. Mmmmmm.
## 8138                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [extricating herself] Okay.
## 8139                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What's going on with Fairfield County schools? Karen, did you generate that price list?
## 8140                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Um, shoot. Uh, I will. Sorry.
## 8141                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, just get it done. Jim, will you make sure?
## 8142                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh yeah, definitely.
## 8143                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [coughing out his words] Suck up! Josh, did you hear what I said?
## 8144                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you, everyone.
## 8145                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [at vending machine] Dammit.
## 8146                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        What's up?
## 8147                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Uh, nothing. They're just out of Herr's chips.
## 8148                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Oh.
## 8149                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        But don't worry about it. My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.
## 8150                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mmm, that's where you're wrong. I'm your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we're not doing anything until you get the chips that you require. So, I think we should go get some. Now, please.
## 8151                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
## 8152                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. Must really have you thinkin'.
## 8153                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       About what?
## 8154                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.
## 8155                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ed was decapitated.
## 8156                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8157                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 8158                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.
## 8159                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oh my God.
## 8160                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.
## 8161                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
## 8162                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You're thinking of a chicken.
## 8163                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What did I say?
## 8164                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry. Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him.
## 8165                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [clears throat] So, I'm not exactly sure how to say this...
## 8166                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ed was decapitated.
## 8167                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What are you doing?
## 8168                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           You said you didn't know how to say it.
## 8169                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I didn't... he was driving on the road and he went under a truck. And that's when his head was separated from the rest of him. And I will let you know more as soon as I find out.
## 8170                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey.
## 8171                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hi.
## 8172                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.
## 8173                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I do not wanna talk about this.
## 8174                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
## 8175                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.
## 8176                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael. I really do. So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?
## 8177                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.
## 8178                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Well, what would you suggest?
## 8179                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [thoughtfully] A statue.
## 8180                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Of Ed?
## 8181                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 8182                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [scoffs] I'm not sure that's realistic.
## 8183                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.
## 8184                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 No, that's not---
## 8185                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...
## 8186                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            That is not a statue, that is a robot.
## 8187                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
## 8188                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And how big do you want this robot?
## 8189                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Life-size.
## 8190                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.
## 8191                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          What the hell are you two talking about?
## 8192                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.
## 8193                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You know what, Michael? I've really tried with you today...
## 8194                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mm hm.
## 8195                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...and I have to get back to work.
## 8196                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh do you? You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.
## 8197                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.
## 8198                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               But Ed truck can't because he is---
## 8199                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Goodbye. [hangs up]
## 8200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             DEAD.
## 8201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.
## 8202                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   That's perfect.
## 8203                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, that is a "no" on the on the West Side Market.
## 8204                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?
## 8205                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wow. Never pegged you for a quitter.
## 8206                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.
## 8207                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Really?
## 8208                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yeah, all day.
## 8209                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.
## 8210                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.
## 8211                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Did you check the vending machine?
## 8212                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?
## 8213                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have no idea. We went right for the copier.
## 8214                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Mm.
## 8215                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              And then we checked the fax machine.
## 8216                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah, nothing there.
## 8217                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Did you check your... butt?
## 8218                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Oohh... can you imagine how much blood there was? If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception. Probably get on Pam.
## 8219                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Okay that's enough.
## 8220                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8221                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We do not wanna hear about this.
## 8222                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, you know what? I didn't wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can't stop picturing it. He leaves work, he's on his way home... wham! His cappa is detated from his head!
## 8223                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You have just spit on my face.
## 8224                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Well, you know what? There's something wrong with you. There is something wrong with everybody in here. Because we have lost a member of our family and you don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!
## 8225                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             There are five stages to grief, which are [glancing at computer screen] denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad. And that's hard. And it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.
## 8226                                                                                 I am going to throw you this ball. When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged. Let me just start. Let me show you how this works. I catch the ball. I lost Ed Truck. And... it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.
## 8227                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam. There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.
## 8228                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Okay, fine. Hurry back.
## 8229                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [as they leave] There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the "grief counseling" session.
## 8230                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Oh. I would like a break.
## 8231                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   How are you likin' the new car?
## 8232                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Great.
## 8233                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Yeah? Sure is small. Got airbags?
## 8234                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.
## 8235                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [laughs] Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you? Yeah.
## 8236                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [on phone] Hi, yeah. This is Mike from the West Side Market. Well, we get a shipment of Herr's salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't ... . yeah. You have 'em in the warehouse. Great. What is my store number... six. Wait, no. I'll call you back. [quickly hangs up] Shut up [to Karen].
## 8237                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [laughing] Six?
## 8238                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     [as Pam returns to conference room] Okay, we can start. Um...
## 8239                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You waited for me?
## 8240                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah. Pam, you're a member of this family. So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?
## 8241                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [grabbing ball] I got it. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
## 8242                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else.
## 8243                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [throwing ball back] Nope.
## 8244                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [returning ball to Stanley] Oh, yes Stanley. Come on. Your turn, you have to go.
## 8245                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I will NOT. [throws ball back]
## 8246                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Okay... I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.
## 8247                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.
## 8248                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Wow. If you wanna cry, that's okay.
## 8249                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 [catching ball] Thanks. Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all... took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.
## 8250                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Do you want to talk about it anymore?
## 8251                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.
## 8252                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Me, me, me, me, me me. [catches ball] Yes. Okay, um. I was trying to throw this party once. And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so...
## 8253                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wait a second. That's Weekend at Bernie's. [upset] Do you think that this is a game?
## 8254                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, there is a ball.
## 8255                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   All right, we're starting over.
## 8256                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, I'm done.
## 8257                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You are not leaving. No! We are not done.
## 8258                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     We really have a lot of work to do right now.
## 8259                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. Well, you know what? The guy who had my job has died. And nobody cares! And he sat at my desk. [breaking down]
## 8260                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Michael, look. I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life. I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die. And I had to keep going.
## 8261                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  How do you know?
## 8262                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             What?
## 8263                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             That that bird was dead? Did you check its breathing?
## 8264                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 It was obvious...
## 8265                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Was its heart beating, Toby? Did you check it? No, of course you didn't. You're not a veterinarian. You don't know ANYTHING! [runs out of conference room crying]
## 8266                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Michael! [following Michael downstairs] Michael. Michael ...
## 8267                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [seeing bird] Oh, God!
## 8268                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [in disgust] Oh...
## 8269                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Oh my God! Oh my God, come on ...
## 8270                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Poor little fella.
## 8271                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh shhhh--oot!
## 8272                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He is a goner.
## 8273                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     No, he's not.
## 8274                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 8275                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        No, he's not. [cradling bird next to face]
## 8276                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!
## 8277                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Well, you can't get diseases from a bird!
## 8278                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!
## 8279                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       We don't know if it's dead.
## 8280                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Ugh, no that thing is dead.
## 8281                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         You want me to flush him?
## 8282                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Attention everybody. This will only take a second of your time. Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird.
## 8283                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have a lot of work to do.
## 8284                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith. But that is what you do when things die. You honor them. Toby killed this bird. And now we are going to honor it.
## 8285                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But...
## 8286                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         No, no, no! That's enough! You know what? This bird is dead. He died alone. The least you can do is be there for him now. [to Dwight] Find a box for him.
## 8287                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.
## 8288                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Nice!
## 8289                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [on phone] Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.
## 8290                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Sounded good.
## 8291                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Thanks.
## 8292                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [crying]
## 8293                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It's okay. It's okay. [pats Kelly on shoulder] Shh... yes, I know, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.
## 8294                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan [Michael walks away disgusted] for him to know that we have a date tonight?
## 8295                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [trying to shove bird into a can] Argh... gah!
## 8296                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What are... What are you doing?
## 8297                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           What? No, this is about the right size.
## 8298                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             No, God, no it's not! What is the matter with you? Is that the beak!?
## 8299                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I'm sorry, I grew up on a farm. We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon. My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. [pause] It would have fit if he had given me another minute.
## 8300                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I need a box. I need a box. A small box... not too confining.
## 8301                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Is it for the bird?
## 8302                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Yeah.
## 8303                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I have it covered. [hands Dwight a decorated box]
## 8304                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Oh, thank you.
## 8305                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you wanna do something for the funeral...
## 8306                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, please.
## 8307                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.
## 8308                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Excellent.
## 8309                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Do you have it with you?
## 8310                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Always. [runs off]
## 8311                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.
## 8312                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [spotting Herr's chips on her desk] Where'd you find them?
## 8313                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Where'd I find what?
## 8314                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door.
## 8315                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Glad you could all make it.
## 8316                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You told us we had to.
## 8317                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Dwight, do you have the box?
## 8318                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Actually, I have it.
## 8319                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       You made this? Wow. [impressed] That's... that's very nice.
## 8320                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it. And I remember thinking "I'm a little too old for this." And I was five.
## 8321                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.
## 8322                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes.
## 8323                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       What do we know about this bird? You might think, "Not much. It's just a bird." But we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.
## 8324                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Oh, I remember that. That was SO funny.
## 8325                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And we know how he died. Flying into the glass doors. But you know what? I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.
## 8326                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              He's not a songbird.
## 8327                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Shhh.
## 8328                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       An impression, then. Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone. Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much. He will not be forgotten.
## 8329                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [quickly] Amen.
## 8330                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [begins playing recorder]
## 8331                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [singing] Just smile for me and let the day begin. You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...
## 8332                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
## 8333                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Let's get back to work.
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